Zombies, Squirrels, and the Crimson Glory

Mr. Finch is preparing for the end—zombies, power grid failures, and the rise of digital abominations. But his top priority? Protecting his beloved Agnes and her delicate roses. He turns to an AI assistant for survival tips, but what he gets is a barrage of apologies, platitudes, and pest control advice. From trench warfare to terrier selection, Finch demands specifics—and the AI struggles to keep up. It’s a masterclass in undead preparedness, horticultural fury, and marital devotion.