EPISODE · May 20, 2017 · 1H 11M
ZOMBPOCALYPSE NOW: Team Zombie Reviews ALIEN: COVENANT
from Zombpocalypse Now: Discussing Undead Things · host Timothy Harvey
ALIEN: CONVENANT (2017) Screenplay by John Logan and Dante Harper Story by Jack Paglen and Michael Green Directed by Ridley Scott Scott Free Productions/Brandywine Productions/20th Century Fox 122 minutes, rated R Team Zombie got a chance to attend a press screener of Ridley Scott's latest foray into the universe he created over 30 years ago, and Mr. Adair and Mr. Harvey sit down with Miss Inlow to have a chat about it. It... isn't pretty. Timothy: "Science Lady" is Karine Oram, played by Carmen Ejogo. Dustin: I can't remember names, you know that. Timothy: "Capable Pilot Lady/Tennessee's Wife" is Maggie Farris, played by Amy Seimetz. Dustin: I liked her, but nope. Not going to stick. Timothy: She was good in Wristcutters: A Love Story and Upstream Color, and she's a director and writer in her own right. Dustin: What are you doing here, with this? Timothy: Well, considering one of the problems with this film is how it is crap at establishing relationships between characters, or even defining most of the characters outside of the jobs they do, making them either interchangeable or making some people - you, for example - have to use nicknames like "Science Lady" to remember what they actually do in the film... Dustin: You decided to try and help me by telling me their names and who played them. You know this doesn't work, right? Beth from THE WALKING DEAD was "Daughter-Fodder" for two years, Tim. Two years. Timothy: I continue to hold out hope. Demián Bichir played Sergeant Lope, the head of security. His character was married to the security guy who got sick and, well, spoilers, I suppose. That guy was Nathaniel Dean, playing Hallett, who we know was married to Lope because the Wikipedia page says so. Dustin: I do know who played the young couple I liked, who did the things on the ship and stuff. That was Jussie Smollett and Callie Hernandez. I don't remember the names of their characters because the film doesn't care about that stuff either. Mindy: So are you two going to sit here and throw shade at the film or just let people cut the chase and hear what you really think about ALIEN: COVENANT? Sheesh. Hey Folks-at-Home? Listen to these two tell me all about the movie they saw, here on this special movie edition of Zombpocalypse Now. Then tell us what you think and we'll be back with more undead things next week.
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ALIEN: CONVENANT (2017) Screenplay by John Logan and Dante Harper Story by Jack Paglen and Michael Green Directed by Ridley Scott Scott Free Productions/Brandywine Productions/20th Century Fox 122 minutes, rated R Team Zombie got a chance to attend a press screener of Ridley Scott's latest foray into the universe he created over 30 years ago, and Mr. Adair and Mr. Harvey sit down with Miss Inlow to have a chat about it. It... isn't pretty. Timothy: "Science Lady" is Karine Oram, played by Carmen Ejogo. Dustin: I can't remember names, you know that. Timothy: "Capable Pilot Lady/Tennessee's Wife" is Maggie Farris, played by Amy Seimetz. Dustin: I liked her, but nope. Not going to stick. Timothy: She was good in Wristcutters: A Love Story and Upstream Color, and she's a director and writer in her own right. Dustin: What are you doing here, with this? Timothy: Well, considering one of the problems with this film is how it is crap at establishing relationships between characters, or even defining most of the characters outside of the jobs they do, making them either interchangeable or making some people - you, for example - have to use nicknames like "Science Lady" to remember what they actually do in the film... Dustin: You decided to try and help me by telling me their names and who played them. You know this doesn't work, right? Beth from THE WALKING DEAD was "Daughter-Fodder" for two years, Tim. Two years. Timothy: I continue to hold out hope. Demián Bichir played Sergeant Lope, the head of security. His character was married to the security guy who got sick and, well, spoilers, I suppose. That guy was Nathaniel Dean, playing Hallett, who we know was married to Lope because the Wikipedia page says so. Dustin: I do know who played the young couple I liked, who did the things on the ship and stuff. That was Jussie Smollett and Callie Hernandez. I don't remember the names of their characters because the film doesn't care about that stuff either. Mindy: So are you two going to sit here and throw shade at the film or just let people cut the chase and hear what you really think about ALIEN: COVENANT? Sheesh. Hey Folks-at-Home? Listen to these two tell me all about the movie they saw, here on this special movie edition of Zombpocalypse Now. Then tell us what you think and we'll be back with more undead things next week.
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