Zoom (ZM) Q4-26 earnings: The $532M Anthropic windfall masks a $75M data center bill

Zoom hits its $5 billion revenue milestone, but the headline GAAP earnings surge is driven almost entirely by a massive $532 million paper gain from its early investment in Anthropic. 🚀In this episode:• Why a startup valuation jump accounted for 79% of GAAP net income• The $75M "post-pandemic refreshment cycle" hitting US data centers ⚙️• Breaking down the 6% price hike gamble on Online annual plans• How "Agentic AI" and custom avatars are changing the sales pitch• The mystery of the "white label" competitor exit hitting FY27 guidanceWhile the core business is finding stability—including the first sequential growth in the Online segment since 2022—the numbers are noisy. We pull apart the accounting maneuvers propping up margins and analyze whether Zoom is truly becoming a "system of action" or just a high-tech hedge fund with a video calling problem. 🤖Company: Zoom Communications, Inc. (ZM) | Q4 FY2026AI-assisted production. Feedback/ticker requests: https://x.com/EarnUnscripted.