Zophar's- Layovers, Leftover, Hangover

Zophar Shankelstein slumped into the cracked vinyl seat of Gate 17B at O’Hare International Airport, his head throbbing like a giant squid crushing the moon, he was in the middle of a hangover-fueled misadventure. The fake neon glow of a pretzel stand flickered in his peripheral vision, mocking and challenging his queasy stomach. It was April 10, 2025, and Zophar was halfway through the worst layover of his life—a seven-hour stopover that felt like a cruel cosmic prank.... Listen for the rest of the story This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit williamchadbowers.substack.com