All Episodes
5 Minute Expert — 185 episodes
Food Has Always Been Competition
Just the Facts, M'am
Tales From the Crypto
Those Wacky, Wild, Lovable English!
Close Votes and Billy Goats
It's the Great Turnip, Charlie Brown!
The Magic Inside
Stink Stick?
A Dixie Cup By Any Other Name
Fret Not!
Things The Romans Knew That We Don't
It's A Dirty, Rotten Seine!
The Science of Selective Hearing - Ignoring What You Don't Want to Hear
I Have A Theory About Conspiracies
Mini Mozarts and Baby Brainiacs - Making Parents Look Like Idiots
Food Wars! Pizza VS Tacos?
When Fat Man and Little Boy Were Not Insults
Viva La Revolution!
The Sketchy Side of Life
Making Us Crazy... One Post At A Time
Brew-hahas, Tea Parties and Other Tea-riffic Shenanigans
Is Time Really On Your Side?
How To Unlearn What You Think You Already Know
Nursery Rhymes Originated in Women's Prisons and Peep Shows
Does Your Dog Have More Feelings than Your Cat?
What's Your Type?
Food Weaponized?
People Who Are Still Hanging Around - 2022
Rudolph Got Ran Over By A Christmas Wreath
You've Gotta Hand It to Them
But Wait, There's More!
Stink Breath
Do You Think That Cereal Box is A Little on the Light Side?
The Real Lives of Celebrity Impersonators
Bad Barbies Come Back to Bite Us
Eat the Weeds - Foraging Free Food for Fun
Doctor, My Eyes...
Tattoo You
6.14 Who's Really the Boss?
6.13 Who You Pointing At?
6.12 Pass That Bottle To Me
6.11 If It Bleeds, It Leads
6.10 Pass Me That Salty, Cheesy, Crunchy, Sour, Sugary Snack Food
6.9 From Bait to Burgers - Vending Machines
6.8 Incandescent or Fluorescent - The Humble Light Bulb
6.7 I Was A Teenage Lab Rat
6.6 The Boy Who Drank All the Communion Wine
6.5 Your National Symbol is What?
6.4 Whatchamacallit
6.3 Prairie Pirates, Traffic Jams and the Oregon Trail
6.2 Would You Be Mine, Valentine?
6.1 Holy Hot Air Balloon!
5.27 Yes We Can!
5.26 In Praise (Or Spite) of Snow
5.25 Don't Cross Me!
5.24 Are You Willing to Pay the Price?
5.23 The Business of What to Do After You've Done Your Business
5.22 The Winner Came in Second
5.21 One Hump or Two, Mr Davis?
5.20 Gut Wrenching Tools
5.19 Tread on Me? Don't
5.18 Don't Tread On Me (Tires)
5.17 Do We Sow What We Reap?
5.16 You're So Confident Your Arrogance Is Showing
5.15 Do the Smell of My Feet Turn You On?
5.14 A Bench and A Blessing - Famous Hand Gestures
5.13 Got Alt Milk?
5.12 You Could Use A Bath
5.11 Isn't She Lovely???
5.10 Harry Baggins+Star Wars=Lord of the Potter
5.9 Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz Won't Fixx This
5.8 Bet You Can't Eat Just One - The Sport of Competitive Eating?
5.7 The Ugly Hidden Behind the Masks
5.6 The Road to Hell is Paved With Perverse Incentives
5.5 The Other Duct Tape - Wire Clothes Hangers
5.4 How A Sports Cartoon Became Bizarre... Believe It or Else!
5.3 Bizarre, Strange and Unusual... How A Bet About Birds Turned into a Global Records Empire
5.2 Toss Me That Dwarf, Uh, I Mean Nano
5.1 Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate! Could You Please Punch My Card?
4.26 Shell Game - I'll Give You Three Wampum for One Gold Piece
4.25 The Wacky Creativity of the Criminal Class
4.24 Processed, Extruded, Dried Garbage - Breakfast Cereal - Part 2
4.23 Processed, Extruded, Dried Garbage - Breakfast Cereal - Part 1
4.22 Do Wolves Howl at Moon Trees?
4.21 Mayan Chocolate, Stomach Pumping and the Invention of Child-Proof Lids (In that order...)
4.20 The Preferred Choice of Terrorists and Serials Killers...
4.19 What's So Special About January 10th?
4.18 Wanna Long-lasting Marriage? Go Cheap!
4.17 Did I Really Say That? (Voice Overs and Voice Actors)
4.16 Liquid Gold (The Future of Water)
4.15 Crock Pots and Microwaves
4.14 Peter Piper Picked A Peck of Pickled Pasta
4.13 Pickers, Grinners and Everything In-between
4.12 Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
4.11 We Put the Con in Confidence
4.10 Bring Your 'A' Material - It's Open Mic!
4.9 Lefty Loosey, Rightie Tighty
4.8 The CIA's Disney Decoy for Flashy Foxes
4.7 Holy Moly, Ma Bought A STOLI
4.6 Smuggling for Fun and Profit... Wink, wink!
4.5 Doodle, Schmoodle... It's Still Just A Poodle!
4.4 Hypocrisy Can Be Hateful, Habit-forming and Fun
4.3 This Little Piggy Went to Market
4.2 Frita is Fed Up With FedEx
4.1 I Say Potato, You Say Solanum Tuberosum
3.27 Season 3 Finale - The Sponsor Show - Part 2
3.26 The Season 3 Finale - Part 1 - The Sponsor Show
3.25 Alabama Gas Station Sushi
3.24 Make Mine A Pastrami on Rye
3.23 The Letter X Brought to You by Xcream
3.22 Calluses, Corns and Toe Jam; Oh my!
3.21 Paradise and Privacy Lost
3.20 How To Commit Voter Fraud for Fun and Profit
3.19 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
3.18 California, Coffee and Cancer
3.17 Do You Want Fries With That? Drive-Thru's
3.16 The Real Reason Darth Vader Asked Luke To Remove His Mask
3.15 DIY (Do-It-Yourself) VS VIY (View-It-Yourself) Culture
3.14 Chew On This...
3.13 Duck Tape and Bailing Wire. Modern Office products that fasten and Bind.
3.12 Will Trade 3 rolls of 2 ply toilet paper and half can of Lysol for a '68 Camaro
3.11 Does Anybody Know What Time It Is?
3.10 Touching base, shifting a paradigm, OR leveraging a best practice - Corporate Jargon
3.9 Filthy, Nasty and Disgusting - And That's Just The Seat Pockets
3.8 Chalky candy, Syrupy Cards and Bones... It Must Be Valentine's Day
3.7 Don't Get Your Hopes Up!
3.6 My GPS Told Me To Turn Here
3.5 A Robot Just Took My Job...
3.4 Do Bankers Put Their Own Hands in Their Pockets?
3.3 Honey, I Burnt the Bacon!
3.2 Wait Just A Minute!
3.1 Please Don't Be My Neighbor!
2.26 Hope Is A Strategy!
2.25 You Gotta Pay to Play
2.24 Score Keepers VS Fruit Inspectors
2.23 The Funny Thing About Hope
2.22 Pimples - Don't pick it or pop it. Patch it!
2.21 Excludes The Possibility of Unintentional and Embarrassing Disarray
2.20 The Real Definition of 'Hipster'
2.19 Springtime in Beaumont - Ah, the Smell of burnt burritos and motor oil
2.18 Support Your Local Bail Bondsman - Get Arrested!
2.17 Punctuationisnotasecretcode
Off Their Rockers
2.15 Love Me, Tinder?
2.14 We Put the Fun in Funeral
2.13 How NOT to Win Friends and Influence People
2.12 The Dark Side of Glamour
2.11 You Can't Win If You Don't Play
2.10 - You Must Take the Brand Loyalty Oath First
2.9 - Dog Food In A Box
2.8 Get Your Hopes Up! - The Make-A-Wish Book
2.7 Just Believe In Yourself (and other mumbo jumbo...)
2.6 What Are They NOT Telling Us?
2.5 Tight, Right and Wrinkle-free
2.4 Pssst - This Secret Will Make You A Fortune
2.3 You Don't Look A Day Over 60
2.2 You Too Can Be A Brain Surgeon in 3 Easy Lessons
2.1 Dealers in Hope - The Fitness Industry
Season 1 Bonus Episode
Pass the Salt Mine, Please
No Teeth, No Service
Siri Don't Speak Southern
Too Old to Boogie
There's an Ear Worm in My Head!
Barbie Is Dating Luke Skywalker
Hemorrhoids for Heroes
Boxers or Briefs? It Depends...
Don't Be A Dummy: Ventriloquism
Check Mate: Black and White With Red Polka Dots
Ugly is Against the Law
Re-Gifting: The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Rudeness is Killing the Ukulele
As American as Mom, baseball, apple pie and SPAM
Clown Math - IF Bozo = Ronald McDonald THEN Scary Clowns
Who Put the King in Kong?
When Advertising goes Wrong - The Law of Unintended Use
Revelations and Ruminations on Duct Tape
The Satisfaction of Avoiding Making Decisions
So, sue me, Moe - Sumo Wrestling
Your Bleatin' Heart - Write your own Country song
You say coffin, I say casket
Ginsenging in the rain, I'm ginsenging in the rain
The Wicked Weed - Kudzu
Can You Say Squirrel Gravy?
Church Potluck Dinners - Do's and Don'ts