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145 Breakfast Improves Mental Sharpness If you are not in the habit of having breakfast, then you should start doing so. A recent study shows that not only is breakfast the most important meal of the day, but it is also important to eat it at the right time. The timing of breakfast may affect one's performance in school or at work. For instance, if children eat breakfast 30 minutes before school, they will probably do better than those who eat it two hours earlier. What you eat is also an important factor. If you eat sweet foods, they will probably improve your ability to think and remember. In brief, the study claims that they improve mental sharpness. If I were you, I would give it a try. After all, what's there to lose?

148 what a Terrible Experience!Jeff is in a school play with his classmates. (C=classmate; J=Jeff) C: Hey, Jeff! What's the matter? J: I forgot my lines. C: If you forgot your lines, you should make something up. J: What should I say? C: Anything! If you don't say anything soon, you'll ruin the whole play. J: OK. OK...(to the audience) I love you!(laughter) C: You're an idiot! What on earth was that about? J: I think I'm gonna faint. C: Don't. If you do, that will be the end of the play. J: Good!(to the audience) Goodbye! (He faints.)

147 Let Experience Be the Teacher It has often been said that there's no better teacher than experience. So how does a student of English learn the language through experience? Obviously, to "experience" English, you'll have to use it as often as possible. That is why more and more teachers use role plays, dramas and field trips to teach English. What you see, hear and feel will more likely stick in your mind than what you read in a book. Should you have the opportunity to take part in a school drama one day, you will probably try to memorize your lines to perfection. If you are anything of an actor, you will probably say your lines with emotion. In other words, you may "experience" the use of the language as it is really used in everyday life. So if I were you, I would let experience be the teacher.

146 Doing It in the Pants Donald is in class. He raises his hand to get the teacher's attention again. (T=teacher; D=Donald) T: Yes, Donald. What do you want? D: Excuse me, sir. May I go to the washroom? T: But this is the third time in half an hour. D: I know. But my mother made me eat a big breakfast this morning. T: Why? D: She said that if I eat a big breakfast, I will do better in my schoolwork. T: But if you go to the toilet every ten minutes, you won't be able to do any work. D: Uh... but if I don't go now, I'll do it in my pants. T: Well, I guess if you've got to go, you've got to go.

144 Go for It Vicky is talking to her teacher about her English. (V=Vicky; T=teacher) V: How can I improve my English, sir? T: Well, the more you read, the better you'll write. V: And what about my spoken English? T: Practice makes perfect. Speak English whenever you have the chance. V: But I don't get many opportunities to speak English. T: Remember: You'll have to create opportunities yourself. V: What do you mean by that? T: You can't sit on your behind and hope that good things will come to you. You've got to go for it. V: I see what you mean. T: Good. Now go and put what you have learnt into practice.

143 How to Improve Your Writing Skills By the time you reach this page, you will have studied 142 lessons of this book. You will have learned many new words, idioms, sentence structures and quite a bit of grammar. You will have come to a stage where you might be asking yourself, "How much have I improved, if at all?" Why not give yourself a simple test? Read a short text. Read it carefully, then try to rewrite what you have just read, in your own words. After that, compare what you have written to the text. This is called paraphrasing. In face, it is a good way to improve your writing skills.

141 Men or Monkeys? No matter what anybody says, there's no telling how man came into existence. But some people insist that through evolution human beings came from apes. A recent incident seems to support such a suggestion. A three-year-old boy fell from a height of 18 feet into an area where gorillas were kept in a zoo. On seeing this, a 150-pound gorilla came to his rescue. To everyone's astonishment, it picked up the boy,cradled him in its arms and brought him to the zookeepers. While zoogoers screamed in horror, the gorilla showed maternal behavior and even protected the child from other gorillas. The boy survived and the gorilla was given an award. This incident had many people asking,"Could it be that humans do have a special bond with apes?" Whatever the answer may be, there's no denying the resemblance between men and monkeys.

142 Say Cheese A boy and a girl are at the zoo. (B=boy; G=girl) B: Oh, my God! That kid just fell and one of the gorillas is walking toward him quickly. Call the zookeeper! G: It's no use doing that. It's too late. One of the gorillas got him. B: Oh no! Help! Help! G: Hey! Wait a minute. The gorilla is carrying him to the gate. B: Wow! That's cool! G: Hurry! Take a picture of this. B: That's a good idea. G: Look, the gorilla's actually posing for us. B: Isn't she cute? Come on, gorilla, say cheese. G: Cut that out, will you? Do you think it understands English? B: Look! It's smiling!

140 Going Bananas in Bangkok Gary and Carrie are driving in the streets of Bangkok. (G=Gary; C=Carrie) C: Hey, Gary! Take a look at that cop. He's gone bananas. G: No, he hasn't. He's dancing and directing traffic at the same time. C: How ridiculous! He's causing a traffic jam. Because everyone's looking at him, the traffic is almost at a standstill. G: That's not his fault. The traffic almost always moves at a crawl anyway. C: In that case, I'm going to join him. G: Hey, come back, Carrie. Don't do that. (Carrie dances with the cop.) C: This is fun! Look, other people are joining us. G: What a mess!

Thanks for the ride home, Evan. Sure. You didn't mind sitting through my practice? Oh, no no no, not at all. You look cute in your uniform. I'm on the swim team. Yeah. Hey. Oh, uh, Evan, this is my brother Gabe. Gabe, this is Evan. Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere? I don't think so. I've definitely seen you before. Hey, why don't you go check your room? Lots of really good clues there. I should get going. See you tomorrow? Bye. Yeah. Oh god. Thanks a lot. What did I do? He's been driving me home every day for the past two weeks. I think he was finally going to ask me out Until you scared him off with all your talking ... And pointing and... I'm sorry, but he looks familiar. Was he my camp counselor? No no no, he seemed afraid of me, But not that afraid of me. Why would a totally hot guy like Evan know you? What's wrong with me? Slegowart! “ ” You say things like "slegowart." No no, slegowart is a character in pokeo.（ ： ） That's how I know evan from the game store. Evan plays pokeo? That nerdy card game with those stupid cartoon creatures? No. Evan plays pokeo, the fantasy card game That requires a keen level of skill and strategy. But why would Evan play that? That's for little kids. Wigimon is for little kids. Pokeo is for nine and up. How is that possible? Now the cute hot guy is a secret nerd? Well, many of us in the world of fantasy card games Are considered quite attractive. Today's all burnt toast Running late, and dad jokes Has anybody seen my left shoe I close my eyes, take a bite Grab a ride, laugh out loud There it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived So just take my advice Hang in there, baby Things are crazy But I know your future's bright Hang in there, baby There's no maybe Everything turns out all right Your life is up and down But trust me it comes back around You're gonna love who you turn out to be Hang in there, baby. Good Luck Charlie S02E06 A L.A.R.P. in the Park Mom's home! Hey, honey! Hey, the banquet's tonight. Did you rent me a tux? It's right over there. Okay. · Did you get me the one that makes me look like james bond? Yeah, honey, I got you the magic tux. Mom, did you type my report? You know, because of my broken finger? Yes, I typed your report. What's it about? The civil war. What's my take? Why don't you read it? No, that's the teacher's job. Mom, I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat? What's that thing filled with food right next to you? Dad? Hey, mom, could you help out With my school car wash on Saturday morning? Honey, that's my only day off work. Perfect. So you're free. All right, bring your own chamois. Okay okay, stop. I need five minutes of peace, please. That is a wonderful idea. You just sit there and relax. Thank you. I'm not seeing the bow tie oh my okay, come on. Let's go, charlie. You're the only one who isn't annoying me right now. There's no cover page. Where's my nose? That's my nose. That's great. What else do you know? Where's my ear? That's my ear. Where's my eye? Ow! Ow. Oh my gosh. Wow, she got me. Ow. What? Ow, Charlie poked me in the eye. Oh, I can't open my eye. Bob, it really hurts. Mom, maybe you should get it checked out. Teddy, I'm a nurse. I don't need you to tell me When I need to get something checked out. Bob, I need to get this checked out. Well, Amy, it doesn't look like your cornea is scratched. I'm going to prescribe some drops. Wear this eyepatch overnight and you'll be good to go. You mean go, as in go home? Well, that's good news, isn't it? Well, home is where the cooking and cleaning And laundry and homework and husband and kids and I don't wanna go home. But there's nothing wrong with you. Well, with your eye. Can't you just keep me overnight for observation? Amy, as a nurse you know that's not appropriate. This is not a hotel. You know what else isn't appropriate, dr. Meyers? Telling people you're working at the free clinic When you're really playing 18 holes At the denver country club. 207 I think you'll enjoy room 207. Where's mom? Oh no, she didn't make it, did she? Your mom is going to be fine. No, I'm talking about the meatloaf. She didn't make it, did she? You know, the concern you have for the woman Who gave birth to you is overwhelming. She was going to wrap it in bacon. Really? Wait a minute. What am I thinking about? I've got my banquet tonight. Hey, you wanna come with? Denver pest control association puts on quite a do. I don't know. Why not? Because I had trouble staying awake during that sentence. Are you telling me you don't wanna see your old man Win the exterminator of the year award? Oh right, that award you think you're going to win every year, But you don't because Murray always does. Look, there is no way that the same guy Can win every year. Why not? The same guy loses every year. All right, you know what? Enough about murray. Do you wanna see your father win the award or not? Murray's my dad? Mom? Oh my How are you feeling? Oh, a little better. Yeah? ... But I miss you and charlie and... The others. I'm glad one of us is doing well. That's nice. Thank you for coming. Mom, I just got here. Oh right. Ha. Well, how are you? Well, actually there's this boy Evan ... That I really like, but, um... I found out something kind of disturbing about him. He's into pokeo. Pokeo? That thing Gabe likes? Well, honey, what would you see in a guy like that? Well, this is Evan at a swim meet. Yeah, that explains that. Well, honey, no one's perfect. Everyone has their flaws. You think I was thrilled when I found out your father was into bugs? But you got over it? Yeah, that's what I did got over it. Look, honey, relationships are about compromise. If you really like this guy, Try being interested in things he's interested in. On my second date with your father I threw out three facts about bark beetles. Ha ha, the man was mine. Well, I've taken up enough of your time. Mom, didn't you get poked in the other eye? No no, it was it was this eye. I'm pretty sure it was the other one. No no no no. Oh gosh, let mama rest, dear. Let mama rest. Okay, let's do this one more time. I'm putting down my dragony card. What's your counterattack? ... Um... Weepok? Weepok? You played a weepok when you could have played a scalamaster? Scalamaster that's that's the octopus dude With the suction cup thingies? Vortexes. They're called vortexes. You know what? I can't work with you. You have no respect for the mythical world of dort. Oh no. Gabe, please, just give me one more chance. Forget it. Forget it. This is hopeless. You're right. I feel like Gasio going up against Misrod. Wait a minute. That wasn't wrong. It wasn't? No no. Gasio would have no chance against misrod because? Because grass power is no match for volcano power? Yes yes yes! Wow, teachers really do make a difference. Honey? Honey? Hey. How are you feeling, sweetie? I've been better. Well, I got something that's going to help cheer you up. Tada! Exterminator of the year! You won? That is fantastic! Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you! I gave a great big speech and everything. Aw, did you say something nice about me? Of course I did.PJ P.J., he got the whole thing recorded on his phone. Show her the speech. Yeah, let me see it. Dad, can I speak to you outside for a second? What? Yeah. What the heck are you doing? Go go go. You can't show mom that video. Why not? Because you don't thank her. Oh, that's ridiculous. You don't even mention her. Of course I did. Let's take a look. Okay. Oh, man, where do I start? Oh yeah, in your face, Murray! Huh? I want to You know what? I want to PJ I want to thank my kids p.J., teddy, gabe, charlie, Who make me want to work so hard every day. Oh, and how about a shout out to all the bugs out there, huh? Without whom none of us would be here. Most importantly I want to thank One very special lady tonight My waitress! Iris! Keep 'em comin', baby! I'm a winner! Wow, that's not good. Oh man. What am I gonna do? You could tell mom the truth. Or? I could tell mom the truth? Or? We could sneak out of here and think of something later? Ding ding ding ding. Thanks again for giving me a ride. Thanks again for waiting till my swim practice was over. Thank me? Thank you. Same time tomorrow? Yeah, sounds good. All right. Hey, could you do me a favor And grab my keys out of my backpack? Sure. You have pokeo cards? Oh no, you weren't supposed to see those. I'm so embarrassed. Don't be. I'm into pokeo too. Wait, what? I didn't want to say anything because... I was afraid you'd think I was weird. Wait, yeah, that's why I didn't want to say anything to you. My dream is to become a level four card master And earn my gorgonic shield. That's my dream. Wait, what?

138 Don't Catch a Cold Angela bumps into her old friend, Ben, on the street. (A=Angela; B=Ben) A: Hey, Ben, you look as if you need a haircut. B: Yeah, I will be wearing pigtails soon if I don't get my hair cut. But I hate going to the barber's. A: Why don't you get a crew cut? That way you won't need to go to the barber's so often. B: Better still, maybe I should go around bald, right? A: Hey! That's cool! B: You bet! That'll be so cool I might catch a cold. A: No problem. Just wear a wig. B: You know, Angela, you do actually have a sense of humor. A: Well, when it comes to talking about your hair, what could be funnier? B: Get out of here, you clown!

139 The Dancing Cop Do you want to be a traffic cop in Thailand? Are you a good dancer? If you aren't, you won't stand a chance. Traffic cops in Thailand dance as they direct traffic. These cops are good entertainers. They twist and turn and make fancy movements with their white-gloved hands. Everyone agrees they help ease tension on the roads. And because they make people smile and feel happy, the image of Bangkok policemen has improved by leaps and bounds. As a result, motorists have become more cooperative and understanding. Odd as it may be,it seems to work. Don't forget to also keep your eye on the road, though. If you don't, you might cause an accident. You can be sure the cops won't be dancing then.

137 Going to the Barber's In the old days, going to the barber's was as simple as ABC. You sit down,the barber cuts your hair, you pay, you leave and that's it. Nowadays, the hairstylist will ask you how you would like your hair done.How on earth do I know? I'm no barber. So what do I do? I go to the same guy all the time. As soon as he sees me, he says, "Same as before?" I reply with a smile, "Yes, please." In twenty minutes the job is done. For those of you who don't know what to say to the barber, just remember the two S's--short and simple.When I was abroad, it always worked. Don't forget to give the barber a tip before you leave, though. It's their custom. If you don't, make sure you don't go back or you might get something else cut as well.

136 Letting off Steam An Englishman is at home with his girlfriend. (E=Englishman; G=girlfriend) G: Have you gone mad? Why are you roaring your head off like a lion? E: Rrrrr...ah! G: Hey, have you gone off your rocket or what? Cut that out! E: I'm letting off steam. The guy on TV said it's good for me. G: Oh, really? Meowww! Meowww! E: Hey, what are you doing? G: The girl on the radio said meowing like a cat helps to cure indigestion. E: Come on, that's absurd. You can't believe everything people say, you know. G: Look who's talking! E: Uh...OK, wise guy. You win.

最后让我来个点睛之笔... And now for the finishing touch...煎饼先生笑脸的樱桃鼻子 Mr. Pancake smileyface gets a cherry nose.太可爱了 你是给查莉做的吧 That's so cute. Is that for Charlie?呃 是啊 为查莉做的 Uh, yeah, for Charlie.谢谢 Thank you.嘿 亲爱的 我告诉你个好消息 Hey, honey, I've got some great news.城里那家豪华酒店 There was a bedbug infestation.闹虫灾了... At this really nice hotel downtown...鲍伯 这有啥让你兴奋的 Bob, it is amazing what gets you excited.总之 Anyway,酒店经理对于我的工作很满意 the manager of the hotel was so pleased with the job I did.于是他就允许咱们周六晚 He's letting us stay去他那里最浪漫的套房里住一晚 in their most romantic suite this Saturday night.太好了 That's great!你确定你的工作做彻底了吗 You did get rid of all the bedbugs, right?亲爱的 这又不是什么严谨的科学 It's not an exact science, honey.重点是咱可以免费入住 The point is it's free!好吧 现在只有一个难题了...谁来照顾查莉 Well, there's just one catch... who's gonna watch Charlie?我们来 我们很有责任心的 We'll do it. We're very responsible.不用绝望...我也会来帮忙的 Don't worry... I'll be here too.-好为你俩感动啊 -是啊 -You guys are great. -All right!我们终于有信得过的孩子了 It sure is nice to have kids we can trust.包括PJ And P.J.咱开个派对吧 你说啥 Let's throw a party! Wait what?好了 我先说 我说咱们等爸妈走后 No, me first. I said let's throw a party.开个派对吧 When mom and dad are out of the house.你怎么堕落了 When do you ever do bad things?我一直可以堕落的 I can be bad.我还可以堕落得很深呢 I can be very bad.-吹牛 -你不信 -Cannot. -Oh yeah?-不信 -看好了 -Uh-huh. -Watch this.我要直接对嘴喝牛奶 I'm gonna drink milk right out of the carton.因为我堕落了 Because I'm bad.你打算咽下去吗 Are you gonna swallow?嗯嗯 Huh-uh.-你打算吐出来吗 -嗯嗯 -You wanna spit it out? -Mm-hmm.生活搞得一团糟 Today's all burnt toast 就要迟到 爸爸在叫 Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来 But I know your future's bright宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby不要怀疑 There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿 Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜 Your life is up and down但是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你 You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记 第二季第五集 Good Luck Charlie S02E05 Duncan vs Duncan老妈 你想去开门吗 Mom, you wanna get that?太好了 还想让我怎么样 Great! What's next?我自己造张床吗 Making my own bed?-嘿 乔 -你胳膊怎么打上石膏了 -Hey, Jo. -Why is your arm in a cast?噢 我手指摔断了 Oh, I broke my finger.是这样的 我在打棒球... See, I was playing baseb...好了 还是听我说吧 Okay, now back to me.我老妈非要让我去 My mom says I have to go.一种叫做沙龙舞的傻缺玩意 To this stupid thing called cotillion.说是那傻缺课程可以提高你的个人修养 It's a stupid class where they reach you manners社交能力 and social graces.以及其他什么傻缺能力 由于这个傻缺的舞蹈 And other stupid stuff. And there's a stupid dance.我不得不找个傻缺的舞伴 And I have to bring a stupid date.于是我就想到了你 So I thought of you.我不去 拜拜了 Pass. Bye-bye now.噢 别这样 盖比 我觉着这个沙龙舞 Oh come on, Gabe. I think it'd be.对于你来说再合适不过了 A great idea for you to go to cotillion.噢 现在你出现了 Oh, now you show up.别这样嘛 我给你弄套西服 Come on, I'll get you a little suit,然后我们再给乔弄个可爱的胸花 we'll get Jo a lovely corsage.相信我 你会喜欢上的 Trust me, you'll love it.以前你提到所以那些“我会喜欢”的东西 Ever notice the things you say I'm gonna love我有喜欢过吗 I never love?没有 Yeah.盖比会去的 Gabe's looking forward to it.今晚上再见 傻缺 See you tonight, stupid.看来她还真需要提高社交能力 Not that she needs any social graces.难道我在这里一点发言权都没有吗 So I don't have a say in this?你就强行拉着我去了 You're just gonna force me to go?噢 宝贝 那也是作为父母的乐趣之一 Oh, sweetie, that's part of the fun of being a parent.另外 我希望至少我有一位孩子会懂得礼仪 Besides, I want at least one of my kids to have manners.老妈 热狗面包没了 Mom, we're out of buns.不用商量了 你去定了 Oh yeah, you're going.好了 试试这个 张嘴 Okay, try this one. Open up.好了 Okay.脆脆的 Crunchy,还很滑溜 And smooth.那是玉米片加上一勺花生酱 It's a corn chip with a scoop of peanut butter.我叫它玉米酱 I call it a corn butt.味道不错 It's good.但是名字得再取一个 Needs a new name.嘿 Hey.你哥俩个啥呢 What are you guys doing?尝尝为派对准备的零食 Testing snacks for the party.来尝尝...花生片 Care for a... Butt chip?你看我来准备零食怎么样 How about I handle the snacks?噢 泰迪 Oh, um, Teddy?-很期待这个派对吧 -是啊 -Looking forward to the party? -Mm-hmm.我能和你跳第一支舞吗 May I have the first dance?你嘴里都是花生片味儿 You have butt chip breath.我去刷牙了 I'll go brush.我当时正在被人欺负 而你应该为我撑腰 I was being insulted and you should have defended me!我撑不了...因为你把我陷于尴尬之地 I couldn't... too busy being embarrassed by you.怎么了 What's going on?去问那个被杂货店轰出来的女人 Ask the woman who just got kicked out of the grocery store.当时我在购物付款快速通道结账 I was standing in the 15-items-or-less line.（注：低于15件商品可以在此通道快速结账）-在想着心事... -却拿着十七件商品 -Just minding my own business... -With 17 items....有个疯婆子在我们后面排队 ... When this crazy woman in line behind us.然后就开始冲我喊 不让我在这个通道结账 Starts screaming at me to get out of line.此时你老妈处理得很好 Your mother handled it well though.抓起标价枪 就冲着那女人的脸一通狂扫 Grabbed the pricing gun, scanned the woman's face.在我和那个疯婆子的整个战斗中 And through this entire ugly confrontation.你爸爸就在那傻站着 像个白痴一样吃着甜甜圈 Your father stood there, like an oaf, eating a donut.我在努力尝试把商品减到十五件 I was trying to get us down to 15 items.PJ 请转告你爸爸 P.J., tell your father.直到他为他懦弱的表现而道歉 That I will not be speaking to him.我是不会再和他说话的 Until he apologizes for not backing me up.算你狠 泰迪 麻烦转告你妈妈 Okay. Teddy, tell your mother我不会道歉的 I will not apologize.还有直到她不为她陷我于尴尬之地而道歉 And that I will not be speaking to her我也不会和她说话的 Until she apologizes for embarrassing me.哇 还好我还没娶老婆呢 Whoa, glad I didn't get that one.晚上好大家 欢迎来参加沙龙舞培训班 Good evening and welcome to cotillion.我是克伦普先生 I am Mr. Krump.我是克伦普夫人 And I am Mrs. Krump.我一定要报复老妈 And I am planning revenge on my mother.今天晚上过得愉快吗 克伦普先生 How are you this evening, Mr. Krump?非常好 谢谢 你呢 克伦普夫人 Very well, thank you. And you, Mrs. Krump?我也非常好 谢谢 克伦普先生 Oh, very well, Mr. Krump. Thank you.我对这俩人的憎恨之情油然而生 I have never hated two people so fast before.现在我们要学的是 Now we'll be learning the art.如何称赞某人的晚宴同伴 Of complimenting one's dinner partner.克伦普夫人 您看起来美极了 You look very lovely this evening, Mrs. Krump.你也看起来很英俊啊 克伦普先生 And you look most handsome, Mr. Krump.现在 同学们 该你们了 称赞下你的同伴 Now, children, your turn. Compliment your partners.晚上好 基纳小姐 Good evening, miss keener.你的双眼犹如克伦普夫人大腿上的静脉一样蓝 Your eyes are as blue as the vein on Mrs. Krump's leg.谢谢夸奖 邓肯先生 Why, thank you, Mr. Duncan.我必须要说下你的石膏 And may I say your cast is as green.犹如克伦普先生抠出来的鼻屎一样绿 As the booger peeking out of Mr. Krump's nose?现在 绅士们 护送你们的女士 Now, gentlemen, escort your ladies.到桌旁就座 To a table and take your seats.当用餐时 正确使用餐具 Now when dining, it is most important.是最重要的 To use the proper utensils.拿起你们最小的勺子 So pick up your smallest spoon.来品尝下蜜瓜球吧 And enjoy some melon balls.基纳小姐 尝尝这个 Here, miss keener, enjoy this.技术不错啊 邓肯先生 Exeellent technique, Mr. Duncan.但如果你用下汤匙 But if you use your soup spoon.你就能一下品尝两个了 You can have twice the enjoyment.噢 Oh!那我也试试 I believe I'll give that a try.噢 噢 噢 噢 Oh ho ho! Oh ho ho.好了 好了 All right, all right.谁干的 Who did that?噢 您干啥呢 Oh, what are you doing?那个 自从我不再和你老妈说话后 Well, since I'm no longer talking to your mother,我想我今晚只能睡这里了 I figured I'd sleep down here tonight.-噢 太惨了 -我没事的 -Oh, I'm sorry. -I'll be all right.我是说沙发太惨了 I'm talking to the couch.下次你再需要给你车上保险时 Next time you need your car insurance paid,和沙发说去 Talk to the couch.呃 老爸 这么看来 Uh, so, dad,明晚你和老妈依旧按计划来 Are you and mom still planning on going.去那酒店享受一晚吗 To that hotel tomorrow night?除非她先道歉 Not unless she apologizes.她绝对不会道任何歉的 She will be doing nothing of the sort.-我还以为你不和我说话呢 -我没有 -I thought you weren't talking to me. -I wasn't.-你就是说了 -你也和我说了 -You just did. -So did you.太完美了 你俩之间又有对话了 Well, this is nice. You've got a dialogue going.-白痴 -疯婆子 -Oaf. -Lunatic.噢 PJ 坏事了 Oh, P.J., is is bad.他们要是不去酒店 If they don't go to the hotel tomorrow night咱们还怎么开派对啊 then we can't have our party.-除非... -除非什么 -Unless... -Unless what?-除非他们... -除非他们什么 -Unless they... -Unless they what?我只能想到这里了 后面的想不出来了 I got the ball rolling here. I can't think of everything.迈步 转身 下腰 Step and turn and dip.结束 And done.现在我们请上来一组同学 Now let's have a couple of students on the floor.来示范下位置 To demonstrate the position.那就请上 How about.蜜瓜发射者吧 The melon launchers?现在请这位绅士...也就是 Now the gentleman... or in this case.你... You...握住他的左手 Holds his left hand thusly.然后你的右手 And his right hand.搂住这位女士的腰部 Around the lady's waist.很好 现在你俩靠近点 All right, now

135 The Roaring Englishman A strange thing happened in London recently. A large number of Englishmen started roaring and eating food off the floor. They were behaving like a pack of lions. No, they weren't going bananas. They were normal people like you and me. But they watched a "therapist" on a daytime TV show. They were convinced by him that roaring is good for you. "Roaring helps people who are uptight to relax," he said. The "therapist" turned out to be a hoaxer. He goes around the world playing tricks on people. It's all for fun. So if you don't want to feel like a fool, watch out! You can't always believe what you see, read or hear.

134 Konbanwa, Everybady! Sato, a Japanese student, goes to a smiling class in Beijing. (S=Sato; T=teacher) S: Konbanwa, evali-badi! (everybody!)(The whole class laughs.) Ha!Ha!Ha! T: What on earth is that? S: Wow! You see. It works. My classmates are so happy they're laughing their heads off. T: They're laughing at you, Mr.Shatou. S: No,no,no. My name is Sato,not Shatou.(The class laughs again.) I think they're laughing at you. T: Whatever! Anyway, try to just say, "Good evening!" in English next time. OK? S: OK. Gud-e-va-ling! (Good evening!) How's that? T: I haven't got a clue what you're saying. S: Thank you. Ha!Ha!Ha!

-嘿 -你可算来了 -Hey! -There you are.到底是什么重要的事不能发短信说的 So what's the big news and why didn't you just text me?因为我想看到在我告诉你后 Because I wanted to see the expression on your face你脸上的吃惊表情 好了 我要说了 When I told you-- okay, here goes:那位超帅气的学长乔希 So that really hot senior Josh邀请我这周参加他的派对 Invited me to his party this weekend.还说了可以带个同伴 And he said I could bring a friend.快告诉俺整件事的来龙去脉 So tell me how it all went down.好的 好的 好的 Okay okay okay.当乔希问我时 我正站在储物柜前 So I was standing at my locker when Josh asked me.我当时太紧张了 就把我的头发掩在柜子里了 I got so nervous I closed my hair in the door然后我只能这么站着 And I had to stand there like this.别急着高兴 Wait a minute.咱们的老妈从来不让咱俩参加高年级派对 Our moms will never let us go to a senior party.-我有解决之道 -噢 看来只能撒谎了 -Already solved that. -Ooh, we're gonna lie.谁说要撒谎了 你那撒谎的伎俩能骗得过谁啊 We can't. You're a terrible liar.别小瞧俺 I am not.我说的事实 Yeah you are.每次你撒谎的时候 音调就会变高 Whenever you lie, your voice gets really high.谁说的 huh-uh!好了 以下是本次行动的计划 Okay, so here's the plan.你知道有个能拨出假电话的应用程序吧 You know that app that lets you create fake phone calls?能拨出什么的什么 That what that creates what?有个手机软件 可以拨出假的电话号码 There's a phone app that you can create fake phone calls with.我所要做的就是录下一些我妈所说的话 All I have to do is record my mom saying some stuff这样听起来就像是她允许我去参加派对了 That sounds like she's giving me permission to go to the party.这样啊 当俺娘听到时 Ah, then when my mom hears it-她就会让我去 -总算开窍了 -She'll let me go. -Exactly.接下来就是乔希和我坠入爱河了 And we go to the party and Josh falls in love with me.没错 他的帅气伙伴也会和我坠入爱河 Oh, and his cute best friend falls in love with me,但我会告诉他 我名花有主了 But I tell him that I have a boyfriend,而他却拿俺没办法了 But he doesn't take no for an answer---说够了吗 -再然后 -Are you done? -And then又有第三个帅哥对我感兴趣... There's a third guy that gets interested...生活搞得一团糟 Today's all burnt toast 就要迟到 爸爸在叫 Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来 But I know your future's bright宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby不要怀疑 There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿 Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜 Your life is up and down但是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你 You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记 第二季第四集 Good Luck Charlie S02E04 Appy Days噢 查莉啊 Oh, Charlie.你知道爸爸是爱你的 You know daddy loves you,但是爸爸已经和娃娃玩了快一百次了 But daddy's played baby about 100 times而且爸爸感觉不太舒服 想休息一下 And he doesn't feel so good. He needs to rest.噢 好吧 好吧 Oh, okay. All right.噢 有了 咱们来玩 Oh, I know! Let's play娃娃看爸爸睡觉觉 Baby watches daddy take a nap.啊 孩子们 我需要你们的救援 Aha! Boys, I need your help.-说真的 -今天我被蜘蛛咬了一口 -Really? -Today at work I got bit by a spider.你不就是个灭虫的吗 这不常有的事吗 You're an exterminator. Doesn't that happen every day?不幸的是 碰巧让一种我过敏的蜘蛛给咬了 Well, this particular spider I happen to be mildly allergic to.恶心死了 That's disgusting!快盖上 快盖上 我觉着我快吐了 Cover it, cover it, cover it. Please, I think I'm gonna barf.谢谢你们的关心 Thank you so much for your concern.我去看过医生了 I went and I saw the doctor.她说过几天就可以消肿了 She says the swelling's going to be gone in a couple of days.噢 真是令人发指 Oh, that's revolting.不过这的确让你的肚子看起来小多了 Although it does make your tummy look smaller.“天啊 爸爸 我该如何帮你呢” "gosh, dad, how could I help?"谢谢你们这样问 thanks for asking.PJ我需要你明天替我上天班 P.J., I need you to cover for me at work tomorrow.我这里已经忙得不可开交了 I got a really busy day.好吧 我去就是了 Fine, I'll help.但我可不想也弄只巨型手臂 But I better not get a giant arm too.我还是多买几件T恤吧 I just bought some shirts.盖比 我去上楼休息了 Gabe, I gotta go upstairs and rest,我需要你照顾查莉 明白了吗 So I need you to look after Charlie, okay?我该怎么照顾查莉 What am I supposed to do with Charlie?你和她玩娃娃 Wha-- you play baby with her.拜托了 她好这口 Come on, she loves it.快去捡 Fetch.好了 艾薇 我要准备实施骗老妈计划了 Okay, Ivy, I'm about to launch phase one of operation fool mom.啥 听着 我还不知道 What? No. I don't know what我要在派对上穿什么 咱们先实施计划成吗 I'm gonna wear to the party. Let's trick our moms first.-嗨 老妈 -嘿 -Hi mom. -Hey.什么 老妈 What? Mom,我可是一天没见到您了 而我却只得到了一声嘿 I haven't seen you all day and all I get is a hey?我的错 嗨 泰迪 Sorry. Hi, Teddy!老妈 能帮我把这线头从我毛衣上拽掉吗 Uh, mom, could you get this loose thread on my sweater?-在哪 -噢 应该是已经掉了 -Where is it? -Oh, must have fallen off.线头 Threads.没想到吧 Go figure.你没事吧 How are you doing?没事啊 对了 老妈 Fine. Oh, mom,能问你个私人问题吗 Could I ask you a personal question?宝贝 当然了 Honey, of course you can.太好了 Great.到底什么 什么问题啊 What's-- what's-- what's the question?噢 我还没想好 Oh, I don't have one right now.只是... Just...先为以后铺好路 You know, good to know for down the road.说真的 你没事吧 Seriously, how are you doing?噢 老妈 你懂西班牙语是吧 Oh, mom, you took Spanish, right?那这句话什么意思 What does this mean?意思是我喜欢那个男孩 他人很好 That means I like that boy. He's very nice.等一下 你不是选法语的吗 Wait a minute, I thought you were taking french.噢 没错 Oh, wow.我说我怎么看不懂呢 Guess that's why I didn't understand it.-我爱你 老妈 -我也爱你 宝贝 -I love you, mom. -I love you too, honey.怪了 通常这种对话只会出现在PJ身上 Weird-- I usually have those conversations with P.J.老爸 快让它停下来吧 Dad, make it stop.-让什么停下来 -来玩娃娃 -Make what stop? -Play baby.那个 That.我走到哪 她说到哪“玩娃娃 Everywhere I go there she is "play baby,玩娃娃 玩娃娃” Play baby, play baby."抱歉了 儿子 但你总算讨某人喜欢了 I'm sorry, son, but somebody has finally found you likeable.不管了 我受不了了 Well, I can't take it anymore.我这就去图书馆 I'm going to the library.-图书馆 -没错 老爸 -The library? -Yeah, dad.你没有听错 It's come to that.-你知道图书馆在哪吗 -我会找到的 -Do you even know where the library is? -I'll find it.她来了 She's coming!好了 你准备好电话了吗 Okay, are you ready with your phone?一切就绪 Ready.-噢 嗨 温茨太太 -嗨 泰迪 -Oh, hi, Mrs. Wentz. -Hi, Teddy.-艾薇 你刚才听见我了吗 -没有啊 -Ivy, didn't you hear me? -No.我刚才边按喇叭边喊你“艾薇”十分钟了 I have been honking and screaming "ivy" for 10 minutes.那是你啊 That was you?我在这里可是颇有名气的 I know so many people.-赶紧走吧 -先别急 我想先问个问题 -Let's go. -Before that, quick question.-什么问题 -有位学长叫乔希 -What? -There's a senior boy named Josh然后他要请俺俩去参加他的派对 俺能去吗 And he invited Teddy and me to a party this weekend. Can I go?听着 艾薇 你知道我在这方面对你的政策 Now, Ivy, you know my policy.除非我见过那个男孩 不然就死了这条心吧 Unless I've met the boy, the answer's no.我也很确信泰迪的妈妈也是这么说的 And I'm sure Teddy's mom said the same thing.噢 其实我还没问我妈妈呢 Oh well, actually I haven't asked my mom yet.噢对了 为什么我不现在给她打电话来问问 Oh hey, why don't I call my mom at work and see what she says?通了 It's ringing.-嗨 老妈 -嗨泰迪 -Hi, mom. -Hi, Teddy.老妈 我想问下我能去参加派对吗 Uh, mom, I was calling to see if I can go to a party?-在哪 -就在我朋友乔希家 -Where is it? -It's at my friend Josh's house.你知道乔希吧 You know Josh, right?我喜欢那个男孩 他人很好 I like that boy. He's very nice.这么说来 我能去参加吗 So what do you say? Can I go to the party?宝贝 当然了 Honey, of course you can.谢了 老妈 世上只有妈妈好 Thanks, mom. You're the best.好了 不打扰您了 爱你 All right, I don't want to keep you. Love you!我也爱你 宝贝 Love you too, honey.看 See?泰迪可以去了 Teddy gets to go.这个嘛 既然艾米都同意了 Well, if it's okay with Amy.我就没什么问题了 你也可以去了 It's okay with me. You can go.谢了 老妈 世上只有妈妈好 Thanks, mom. You're the best.我喜欢那个男孩 他人很好 I like that boy. He's very nice.什么声 What was that?噢 我在模仿我老妈 Oh, I was just doing an impression of my mom.我也经常模仿我老爸 I also do my dad.“泰迪 你给我进来” "Teddy, get in here!"什么事 老爸 What is it, dad?“谁把最后一个甜甜圈给吃了” "who ate the last donut?"是你自己 老爸 You did, dad.好了 我们还是先走了 well, we'd better get going.嗯 什么这么香啊 Mmm, what smells so good?-热狗 -噢 -Hot dogs. -Oh.艾米·邓肯做的热狗天下无敌 Nothing makes boiled water smell better遗臭万年 Than Amy Duncan's hot dogs.应该是在褒我 This should be

133 Smile, Everybady! "When you're smiling,the whole world smiles with you." These are the words taken from an old song. These words must have given Tomoji Kondo a bright idea. He started smiling classes. Now, they're all over Japan. People from all walks of life, aged 20 to 83, attend these classes. As you enter the class, you must shout out, "Konbanwa!"(Good evening!) as loudly and cheerfully as possible. Then you're supposed to make direct eye contact and smile as you shake hands with your classmates.No bowing is necessary. Laughing is not allowed, either. According to Kondo, smiling immediately makes you fell better. Sound like a good idea? Why not give it a try?

加油啊 查莉 快嘘嘘 Come on, Charlie. Go tinkle-winkle.快给妈妈拉便便 Make the poo-poo for the mama.不拉吗 No no?好吧 咱商量下... All right, I'll tell you what...小便给五块 大便给十块 Five bucks for a number one, 10 bucks for a number two.成不 All right?嘿 请问 你们要干吗 Uh uh uh, excuse me, what are you doing?玩电子游戏啊 这就是像我这么大的孩子 Playing a video game. That's how kids.应该有的娱乐方式 From our generation entertain themselves.查莉正在看她最喜欢的节目呢 Charlie is watching her favorite show.这是唯一能让她坐在小马桶上的办法 It's the only way we can get her to sit on the potty.难道查莉看“咯咯笑” Charlie has to watch "the gurgles"就是为了解决内急 In order to do her business?没错 “咯咯笑”对查莉的确有帮助 Yes, "the gurgles" help Charlie.而体育专栏也同样帮助着你们的老爸 The same way that the sports section helps your dad.看这一群废物... Look at this garbage...又唱又跳色彩鲜艳的二维图形 Brightly colored singing and dancing shapes.你哥俩能上楼呆着去吗 Would you guys just go upstairs?如果明天前 查莉还不会自己上厕所 If she isn't potty-trained by tomorrow,那她就进不去好的幼儿园了 she won't get into the good preschool.-别这样 -那我们就要在楼下把游戏机拆了 -Come on! -But then we're gonna have to unhook the game system.然后再到楼上给安装好 Down here and rehook it up there.我们已经费劲的走下来了 We already walked all the way down here.难道我们还应该费劲的走上去吗 Are we supposed to rewalk all the way up there?其实 如果我们的房间里有台电视 You know, we wouldn't have this problem这事就不会发生了 if we had a tv in our room.好了 我再不厌其烦的跟你们说一遍 Okay, for the millionth time,想要电视 没门 I am not buying a tv for your room.好吧 我们撤 PJ Fine. Let's go, P.J.别急 Ooh, hold on.圆圈圈和方块块正在为一颗葡萄而大打出手 The circle and the square are fighting over a grape.我想看看结果会是如何 I want to see how this turns out.生活搞得一团糟 Today's all burnt toast 就要迟到 爸爸在叫 Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来 But I know your future's bright宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby不要怀疑 There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿 Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜 Your life is up and down但是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你 You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记 第二季第三集 Good Luck Charlie S02E03 Let's Potty嘿 Hey.嘿嘿 Hey hey.好啊 邓肯叔 Hey, Mr. Duncan.好啊 艾薇 你在这过夜 Hey, Ivy. You spending the night?是啊 俺们家屋子被烟熏了 Yeah, our house is being fumigated.噢 Oh.我猜你父母不知道 I guess your parents didn't know.我除了是灭虫能手 That my company Bob's bugs be gone.还是除烟高手 Also does fumigations.不 他们知道 No, they knew that.噢 是吗 也许 Oh, well, you know,他们不知道我可以 It's too bad they didn't call.提供跳楼价去帮你们 I could have given them a big discount.他们也知道 They knew that too.噢 Oh.好吧 Okay.没什么大不了的 No biggie.今天是不是吃错药了 What was that about?谁知道啊 Who knows?也许是你那句“好啊 邓肯叔”惹到他了 It's your fault for saying, "hey, Mr. Duncan."准备好迎接一条特大新闻了吗 So are you ready for the big news?时刻准备着 Always.好吧 Here goes.-有个帅哥 -有个帅哥 -There's a guy. -There's a guy?-有个帅哥 -有个帅哥 -There's a guy. -There's a guy?!有个帅哥 There's a guy!-跳段嘻唰唰 -好的 -Super happy dance. -Okay.嘻唰唰 嘻唰唰 super super嘻唰唰 happy dance.嘻唰唰 Happy!帅哥到底是谁啊 So who is he?他是咱们政治课新转来的 叫雷蒙德 He's that new guy in our government class... Raymond.噢 他太可爱了 Oh, he's cute.等下 你是什么时候和他聊上的 Wait, so when did you start talking to him?其实 俺们并没聊过 Well, we haven't actually talked yet.俺们通过QQ来聊天 We've been iming. That led to texting.今晚他想直接进入到视频聊天环节 Tonight he wants to step it all the way up to video chat.俺还不知道俺是否准备好了呢 I don't know if I'm ready.好了 一定要把你迷人的一面展现在视频聊天中 All right, let's get you all cutied up for your video chat.打扰下 如果那些虫子卷土重来了... Um, if the bugs come back...我是说 当那些虫子卷土重来时 I mean, when the bugs come back,一定要给我打电话 This is my card.算你走运 我会再给你拿张优惠卷 You know what? I'm gonna get you a coupon.等我拿给你 You wait right there.机会来了 快溜 快 快 Now's our chance. Go go go go!好了 大功告成了 All right, there we go.全新改良的 Brand new. Brand new.看 快看看 Look. Look at that.现在...呱呱呱... Now... quack quack quack...等你长大了 When you're a big girl,这里就是你便便的地方 This is where you're gonna go potty.只要记住把马桶圈放下来 Now just make sure the toilet seat is down.保证你不会掉进去 So you don't fall in.很有希望 你只会犯一次这样的错误 And hopefully you'll only make that mistake once...除非你是PJ Well, unless you're P.J.在这里跌倒过很多次了 And then it's many many times.知道吗 You know,我要告诉你一个小秘密 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.有时我来这里 Sometimes I come up here并不是想上厕所 I don't even have to go.只是想来这里放松下 Sometimes daddy just needs a little vacation.不好了 Uh-oh.你觉着如何 So what do you think?俺也不知道 I don't know.艾薇 雷蒙德一定会迷上你的 Ivy, Raymond will love you.你看着靓极了...靓的冒烟 You look hot... like, smoking hot.好吧 现在俺看出来了 Okay, now I see it.好了 让我们看下在屏幕中的效果 Okay. Now let's see how you look onscreen.呃... Uh...还不错 头低点儿 Pretty good. Just tilt down a little.我都看见鼻孔了 I'm getting too much nostril.好多了 好多了 Better. Better.现在看看侧面 Now let's see some shoulder.啊 太赞了 Ah, perfect.现在看看你的电眼媚功 Now flutter your eyes.适可而止吧 Now don't do that.笑一个 Smile.嘴再张小点儿 再大点儿 Less teeth. More teeth.再小点儿 Less teeth.刚刚好 刚刚好 现在别动了 That's it. That's it. That's it. Now don't move.看着摄像头 Look right in the camera.告诉他你在想什么 And tell Raymond what's on your mind.我在想我卡住了 I think I'm stuck.亲爱的 Honey,我曾尝试着从不在你从洗手间出来后问问题 I try never to ask you this after you exit the bathroom,但是几分钟前那怪声是怎么回事 But what was that horrible sound I heard a few minutes ago?查莉往马桶里扔了点东西 然后下水道就堵了 Charlie just threw some things in the toilet, clogged up the pipes.于是我准备在后院挖一个小洞 So I just gotta dig a little hole in the backyard,疏通主管道 别慌 没事的 Clean out the main line. Don't worry. Everything is gonna be fine.是不是应该叫个水管工啊 Should I call a plumber?不应该 Absolutely not.一切皆在我的掌控中 I have got this all under control.

132 What's in the Bag? Mr.White is at the Lost and Found. He's talking to one of the clerks there. (W=Mr.White; C=clerk) W: Excuse me. I couldn't find my luggage at the carousel. C: OK. Come with me, please. See if you can find it in this room. W: (after a while) It doesn't seem to be here. C: In that case, do you have your baggage check stub with you? W: Yes. Here you are. C: OK. I'm afraid you'll have to fill out this form.W: OK...(He looks at the form.) Hey! Wait a minute. How can I remember every item I have in the bag? C: Why not? It's your luggage, isn't it? You should know what's in it. W: Can you tell me everything you have in your pockets right now? C: Uh...Um...OK, smart aleck! Just write down what you can remember.

131 Lost and Found In recent years, going abroad for a holiday has almost become a national pastime. Traveling is indeed fun. But those of you traveling for the first time beware! What should you do if you lose your luggage?Don't panic. Just go straight to the airline you're traveling with. They'll direct you to the Lost and Found department. In most cases, they'll find your luggage. But you must not forget one thing when you're at the check-in counter. Make sure you get a baggage check stub. Without it, the airline will have great difficulty helping you. Worried about what to say at the Lost and Found? Well, tune in tomorrow and listen to someone who has just lost his luggage.

130 An Inch Given,a Mile Taken p.398Karen calls the manager for a dog day off. (K=Karen; M=manager) K: Hello, Mr.Fu? M: Yes. This is he. K: Uh... I'm calling to ask for a day off. M: What's the matter? Are you sick again? K: No. Um...actually it's my dog. I think it's that time of the month. I've got to take her to the vet. M: I guess it's OK. But I didn't know dogs had periods. K: They sure do. By the way, if she gets pregnant, do I get two months off? M: Do you want permanent leave? K: Uh...what do you mean?

129 Dog Days Off Have you ever made an excuse for not going to work? I guess most people have. But have you ever called in for a day off because your dog is sick? I bet you haven't. Most people wouldn't have the guts. However, some companies in New Zealand find this as an acceptable reason for taking a day off. It is counted as paid sick leave. The reason, they say, is simple: "A sick dog is as much a dependant as a sick child." That makes plenty of sense, doesn't it? This is now known in New Zealand as "dog days off." I wonder what the bosses in China will say if someone calls in for a dog day off.

128 A Long Ride Florine is in a taxi. (F=Florine; T=taxi driver) F: Hey, driver, are we going the right way? T: Of course. You think I'm cheating you? F: Well,it seems like an awfully long ride. (after a while) Driver, how come your meter is running so fast? Is it out of order? T: Hey, lady, if you think I'm cheating you, you can get out. F: OK. I think I'll do just that. Stop the taxi. T: Sorry, I can't. We're on the highway. You can get out if you like, but I can't stop. F: I'm going to report you to the police. T: Ha!Ha! That's what they all say. (They arrive.) See you. F: I don't ever want to see you again. T: Same here.

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-Teddy. -Great!泰迪 我要和你说... Teddy, I&`&ve got to talk...噢 别开玩笑了 到底怎么了 Oh... you&`&re kidding. Then what happened?哇 Wow.稍等 又有别的电话打进来了 Hold on. I&`&m getting another call.玩真的 Really?是的 Really.再等下 一会我再给你回电话 Hold on. I&`&ve got to call you back.-干吗 -你说干什么 -What? -What?我刚接到话费账单 I just opened up the phone bill.你的话费透支了九十美元 You are $90 over your texting limit.看你怎么解释这件事 What have you got to say about that?“我爱你 老爹” "I love you, daddy"?别这样 泰迪 你也太没有责任心了 Come on, Teddy, this is so irresponsible.我对你抱有很大期望的 I expect more from you.等下 我先发条短信 Hold on. I&`&m getting a text.算了 你发不了了 No, you&`&re not,因为我要把你的手机没收 &`&cause I&`&m taking your phone away.什么 你不能这样对我 What? No, you can&`&t do that.没收我的手机犹如没收你的披萨 Taking away my phone would be like taking away your pizza.你居然为了你的破手机 You&`&re fighting for your phone.而暗指我很胖 By calling me fat?那个 我只是很生气 Well, I&`&m just really mad.我爱你 老爹 I love you, daddy.和你说下 如果想拿回你的手机 I&`&ll tell you what... You&`&ll get your phone back.-就先凑齐九十块大洋 -这太不公平了 -When you come up with 90 bucks. -That&`&s so unfair.嘿 老爸 Hey dad.我和你说点儿事 Uh, I gotta tell you something.又咋了 What?那个 在我把车开进车库时 Well, I was pulling into the garage.好像蹭到了您的战车 And I kind of scraped the bug truck.上面的字从“鲍勃到 臭虫害虫灭光光” Instead of "Bob&`&s bugs be gone"变成了“罗伯来 地毯毛毯跑光光” it now says "Rob&`&s rugs be gone."PJ P.J.!什么事 老爸 Yeah, dad?尽量小心点可以吗 Try and be more careful.就完了 他得到了一句勉励的话 That&`&s it? He gets "try and be more careful"而我得到的却是手机没收 太没天理了 and I get my phone taken away? Unbelievable!哇 她还真是棘手 是吧罗伯 Whoa. She&`&s a handful, eh, Rob?生活搞得一团糟 Today&`&s all burnt toast 就要迟到 爸爸在叫 Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I&`&ve been there, I&`&ve survived所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来 But I know your future&`&s bright宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby不要怀疑 There&`&s no maybe一切终会如你所愿 Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜 Your life is up and down但是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你 You&`&re gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记 第二季第二集 Good Luck Charlie S02E02 Something&`&s Fishy嘿 同志们 一会见 Hey, guys, see you later.你要带查莉出去吗 Are you taking Charlie somewhere?是的 去商场 我们要购物去 Yes, to the mall. We&`&re going to go shopping.为什么去购物 Shopping for what?泡妞 Girls.她们就是无法抗拒我们的可爱小妹妹 They just can&`&t resist our adorable little sister.你居然用我们的小妹来做诱饵 I can&`&t believe you&`&d use Charlie as girl bait.哦算了 任他去吧 Oh, let him do it.对于一个没有魅力与气质的人来说 Without charm or personality,也就只能玩这小把戏 it&`&s his only play.我谢你 Thank you.好吧 但是记住在三点之前把查莉送回来 All right, just have Charlie back by 3:00.我要带她去一个生日聚会 在奥托游乐场 I&`&m taking her to a birthday party at Otto&`&s grotto.没问题 我们一会儿就回来 Oh, no problem. Shouldn&`&t take long.嘿 查莉 说我刚教给你的那句 Hey, Charlie, say that thing I taught you.我耐PJ I wuv P.J.“耐” 她能说“爱”了 "Wuv"? She can say "love."是啊 但是“耐”可以帮我钓到更多的女生 I know, but "wuv" gets me way more girls.嘿宝贝 Hey honey.-嘿 -怎么了 -Hey. -What&`&s wrong?没人和我玩网球电子游戏 Nobody to play video tennis with.我的朋友们不是在做作业 All my friends are doing homework.就是在和家人共度美好时光 Or spending time with their families...你们这帮衰人 Losers.我来和你玩 I&`&ll play with you.我还是去看书吧 I think I&`&ll go read a book.你宁愿去看书 You&`&d rather read a book.也不愿意和你老妈我玩电子游戏 Than play video games with your mom?是啊 说的没错 Yeah, you&`&re right.我还是去小睡一觉吧 I&`&m gonna go take a nap.盖比 我以前玩过这东西 Gabe, I&`&ve played video games before.我知道我在干嘛 I know what I&`&m doing.那是电视遥控器 老妈 Mom, that&`&s the tv remote.我正想把它拿开 Which I&`&m moving out of the way.便于我拿起游戏控制器 So that I can pick up a controller.好了 快给老娘我整好 电玩小子 All right, serve it up, Sonny boy.好吧 Fine.这并不是那么的有趣 This won&`&t be any fun.好了 准备好了吗 Okay, are you ready?放马过来吧 Go for it.哇 这确实比我想的要有趣多了 Wow, this might be more fun than I thought.查莉呢 查莉去哪了 Where&`&s Charlie? Where&`&d Charlie go?噢 她在这里呢 在这呢 Oh, there she is. There she is.好啊 好啊 好啊 Yeah yeah yeah.噢 我们也许应该把这放回去 Oh, wow. Maybe we should put that back.我的 Mine.好了 少一个两个 他们应该不会知道的 Well, they probably won&`&t miss one ball.我每天晚上都会清点个数 I count every ball every night!你能帮我拉上吗 Can you zip me up?这个还是算了 No. No, thank you.以前经常有个女孩来扮演美人鱼的 The girl that usually plays the mermaid...现在她走了 she quit on me.她现在在汉克的汉堡包店装扮成泡菜 She&`&s now the Pickle at hamburger Hank&`&s.还是你了解她 Well, you knew her when.那个汉克快把我逼疯了 That Hank is killing me.他是个守财奴 吝啬鬼 With his fancy minimum wage.真不敢相信我要这么说 I can&`&t believe I&`&m about to say this,我来做这份工作怎么样 but I could use a job.好吧 先别急 Okay, slow it down.要想在奥托游乐场工作需要满足三条要求 It takes three things to work at Otto&`&s grotto.-第一 必须年满十六岁 -满足 -One... you gotta be 16. -I am.第二 很擅长和孩子打交道 Two... you gotta be good with kids,基本上就是善于和他们的呕吐物打交道 which basically means willing to clean up their puke.我有气无力的回答 “满足” "I am," she said less excitedly.最后 最重要的一点 And most important,你要会说海之语 you gotta speak the language of the sea.海什么 The what?比如“不要那么易怒 孩子们 Like "don&`&t be crabby, kids.注：crabby：易怒 crab：螃蟹我们会很快乐的”什么的 We&`&re gonna have a whale of a time. " Stuff like that.注：whale of time 玩的很开心 whale:鲸鱼那是我们吸引孩子的手段 It&`&s our hook.哇 我又说了一遍 Whoa, I just did it again!注：clam up:闭口不谈 clam：蛤蜊好了 别担心 我不会对你这么说的 Yeah, well, don&`&t worry. I won&`&t clam up on you.不急 你早晚会说的 Well, you&`&ll work on it.-你什么时候可以来上班 -越快越好 -When can you start? -The sooner the baiter.你首次清理的呕吐物 很可能是我的 The first puke you clean up may be mine.好了 盖比 你觉着如何 Okay, Gabe, what do you think?扣上 还是敞开 Buttoned? Unbuttoned?敞开 让那四根胸毛来透透气 Unbuttoned... give those four chest hairs a chance to breathe.这么说来 你邀请了个女孩来咱家 So you got a girl coming over?是的 她叫凯拉 商场遇见的 Yep, her name is Kayla. I met her at the mall.是查莉帮你钓到的女生 Charlie got you a girl?是啊 效果奇佳啊 Yeah, worked like a charm...除了查莉自己有点困惑 Well, except Charlie got a little confused.她把“我耐PJ” Instead of saying "I wuv P.J."说成了“我耐便便” She said, "I wuv poopy."我觉着查莉知道自己在说什么 I think Charlie knew what she was saying.但是我马上扭转了颓势 Yeah, but I totally saved it.我告诉凯拉我的昵称叫便便 I told Kayla my nickname was poopy.

127 A Shocking Experience Taking a taxi in a certain Eastern European country can be a shocking experience. It is said that some taxi drivers have metal wires stuck into the passenger seats. And when a button is pushed,the seat will give you an electric shock. These taxi drivers don't do this for fun. They do it to tourists who argue about the ridiculous fares they charge. Some drivers charge as much as ten times the legal fare. They have a secret switch which makes the meters run faster. If you refuse to pay, you are really in for a shock. In one case,a German woman had no choice but to pay US$120 for a US$20 ride from the airport. She said that she was "really taken for a ride," but what could she do? Besides the electric shock,she was verbally abused and threatened with physical violence. She has only one piece of advice to tourists:"Take the bus or stay at home."

126 Wanna Dance? Candy goes to Dan's casual party. Dan's her American friend. (C=Candy; D=Dan) C: Hi, Dan! D: Hi, Candy! Glad you could make it. C: I wouldn't miss your party for the world. D: Thanks for the compliment. C: Here, I brought some beer and a bottle of wine. D: That's great, Come on in. I want you to meet some of my friends. C: OK. D: Hey, everybody. This is Candy. Candy, uh... this is everybody. (Everyone laughs as they continue to dance.) C: Hey, don't let me interrupt. D: Wanna dance? C: Uh...how about some wine first? I need to get in the mood. D: Sure thing.

125 Partying with Foreigners Partying is fun.But have you ever been invited to a party by a foreigner? What should you wear? Should you bring anything? If so,what? Don't worry. Today we are going to give you some tips about partying with foreigners. First, you should ask if it is a formal or casual party. Then you will know what to wear. It's as simple as that. At a casual party, it is customary to bring a bottle of wine or some other refreshment. It is not considered polite to bring someone along with you unless you first ask your host. At more formal parties like birthdays, a small gift will be sufficient. Giving money would cause some embarrassment. Finally, never overstay your welcome. When it's getting late, it's time to thank your host for a wonderful evening and say good night.

124 Don't Be a Lazybones Daisy and Herbie are chatting. (D=Daisy; H=Herbie) D: How come you were late for school again this morning, Herbie? Didn't you just buy a lazybones Alarm Clock? H: Yes, I did. D: Did you forget to set it? H: No, I didn't. D: Didn't it wake you up? H: It sure did. D: So what happened? H: I had a hard time switching the alarm off, so I gave up. D: What do you mean you gave up? H: I threw it out the window and went back to sleep.

这下悲剧了 Well, this is awful.真不敢相信查莉的生日要在监狱里度过了 I can't believe we're spending Charlie's birthday in jail.好了 既然我们都在这里 Well, as long as we're all in here together,那我们就重申下一些准则 let's go over some ground rules.这只是一把椅子 This is just a chair.-但 如果我 -不成 -Well, what if I... -Uh-uh.-如果 -打住 -What if... -Hold it.两位 还有更糟的呢 Guys, it could be worse.老爸老妈会知道我们在这里的 Mom and dad could know we're here.-孩子们 -惨了 -Kids? -Uh-oh.好啊 老妈 好啊 老爸 Hi, mom. Hi, dad.-好 -都好 -Hi. -Hey.这下全家团聚了 Nice family you got here.你们家的狗是不是也被抓进笼子里了 I'm guessing the dog is in the pound?我们家没狗 “史努提”长官 We don't have a dog, officer "snootee."是“史努忒” It's pronounced "snoo-tay."-你俩快进去吧 -给你 -Get in there, you two. -Here.你们这仨小鬼在这里干嘛 What are you guys doing here?你们这俩老鬼在这里干嘛 What are you guys doing here?别吵了 在我们争论那问题之前 Okay, before we get to that,我们还是再来重申下准则吧 let's go over the ground rules again.老爸 尤其是你要注意听了 Dad, I want you to pay extra close attention.生活搞得一团糟 Today's all burnt toast 就要迟到 爸爸在叫 Running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I've been there, I've survived所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好将来 But I know your future's bright宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby不要怀疑 There's no maybe一切终会如你所愿 Everything turns out all right生活有悲有喜 Your life is up and down但是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me it comes back around你会喜欢将来的你 You're gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby.查莉成长日记 第二季第一集 Good Luck Charlie S02E01 Charlie is 2我的孩子们在监狱里 So my kids are in jail.有谁能给我解释下吗 Anybody wanna tell me why?没人 我们挺好的 Nope, we're good.好了 那你们呢 你们怎们进来的 Well, what about you? Why are you guys in jail?嘿 我们先问的 请先回答我们 Hey, we asked you first. Start talking.好吧 作为老大 All right well, as the oldest我会给你们一个合理的解释 I guess I owe you guys an explanation.这全是泰迪的错 It's all Teddy's fault.-什么 你胡说 -噢 是吗 -What? It is not! -Oh really?如果你没有承诺给查莉买一个 We wouldn't be here你完全支付不起的生日礼物 if you hadn't promised Charlie我们就不会在监狱里了 a birthday present you couldn't deliver.查莉 快看啊 Well, Charlie, here you are,这是你最喜欢的电视节目《咯咯笑》 watching your favorite tv show, "the gurgles."这就是我们的声音 That's the sound we make如果你够乖 If we march in circles和我们一起兜圈圈 and watch you play along那就快坐下 给妈妈捣捣乱 Just sit down, annoy your mom一起唱咯咯歌 咯咯笑 and sing the gurgle song, gurgles!有点闹心 It's kind of annoying,不过我猜这和你的胃口 but I guess it's entertaining to your little brain.噢 是《咯咯笑》 我都错过什么了 Oh, "the gurgles!" What did I miss?-我喜欢咯咯笑 -嘘 -I love gurgles. -Shh!如果我们比比看 是谁能够送给查莉 So if we're having a contest for who gives Charlie有史以来最棒的生日礼物 the best birthday present ever,那我就赢定了 I'll accept my prize now.是吗 我可是送给了她生命 Okay well, I gave her the gift of life,那你又送给了什么 so let's see what you got.我送给她咯咯笑的演唱会门票 I'm getting her tickets to the gurgles concert.-噢 -没错 -Oh! -Yeah.我要让她度过超完美的两岁生日 I want her to have a great second birthday,不像我当年 都是些我不想要的礼物 unlike mine when I didn't get the gift I wanted.又来了 一直抱怨那只哈罗小狗 Here we go, still whining about a hello doggy.是你好狗狗 Howdy puppy,是西部最最可爱的吉娃娃 the rootinest tootinest little chihuahua in the West.在这个世界上 我只想要他 I wanted him more than anything in the world还有... and I...噢 现在说这个为时过早 Oh, too soon.嘿 你觉着来场派对怎么样 Hey, how are you coming with the entertainment?派对 派对吗 Entertainment. Entertainment?查莉的生日派对 For Charlie's birthday party.-你准备了什么 -啊 -What did you decide on? -Ah.仍在考虑酝酿中 Still thinking. Noodling.文思如泉涌啊 A lot of things going on in the old hopper.泉已经枯竭了 对吧 鲍伯 The hopper's empty, isn't it, Bob?我 我甚至都不知道那东西在哪里 I... I don't even know where it is anymore.亲爱的 查莉的派对三天后就要举行了 Honey, Charlie's party is in three days.好了 亲爱的 放轻松 我会想办法的 Oh, honey, come on, relax. I'll think of something.好了 我们弄个小丑 Okay, we'll do a clown,再弄个充气蹦床 什么的 a bouncy house... whatever.鲍伯 亲爱的 你还是自己留着那些东西吧 Bob, honey, you have to reserve those things.我们要弄些真正好的东西 We have to decide on something good要不然哈罗小狗事件又要重演了 or it's gonna be hello doggy all over again.是你好狗狗 Howdy puppy!-嘿 能让我查看下邮件吗 -不成 -Hey, can I check my email? -No no no no no.我要在线抢购咯咯笑的演唱会门票 I'm about to buy gurgles concert tickets online.八秒钟之后 会开始网上销售 They go on sale in eight seconds看我怎么抢下第一张票的 and I'm gonna be the first one to get them.好了 准备 三 二 一 Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.搞什么 已售罄 What? Sold out?!开什么国际玩笑 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.别放弃 让我试试看 Hang on. Let me get in there.等着瞧好吧 Let's see.-你在干嘛 -查看邮件啊 -What are you doing? -Checking my email.什么 给我 What? Give me that.我该怎么弄到票呢 How am I gonna get the tickets now?那个 前几天我在听 Well, the other day I was listening儿童广播 KIDZ to that radio station for kids, K.I.D.Z....嘿 是儿童 我才搞明白 Hey, kidz. I just got that.为什么你要听儿童广播 Why are you listening to the kidz radio station?因为他们说不要转台 Because they told me not to change the channel.总之 他们有个比赛 Anyway, they're having a contest.拍出最佳视频的人可以获得咯咯笑的演唱会门票 Whoever makes the best video wins tickets to the gurgles concert.我们可以拍出好的视频 We could make a great video.我们只需要一个好点子 All we need is one good idea.好吧 听听这个 Oh okay, how about this?我们就拍 So we make a video of me putting on我穿两百条内裤的视频 200 pairs of underpants.然后我转过身 屁股上有几个大字 And then I turn around and on my butt it says.“我爱咯咯笑” "I heart the gurgles."好了 审批不通过 Yeah, that's not it.我 我也想到一个点子 I've... I've got an idea.我写一些关于儿童的歌曲 I've written some really great kid songs.我们可以将其中一首放在视频里 We could turn one of those into a video.我需要一个好点子 只需一个啊 One good idea. Just one good idea.我有一首歌是关于会说话的脚趾头 I have got a song about talking toes你绝对会从头到脚的爱上他 that will knock your socks off.懂了没 因为...算了 You get it?

123 Early to Bed, Early to Rise "Early to bed, early to rise," so goes an old saying. But how many of us are in the habit of doing that?Not many, I bet. Most of us need an alarm clock to wake us up. But even that doesn't always work. It's too easy to punch the off button and fall asleep again. The Lazybones Alarm Clock may be the solution to our problem. It's specially designed so that it cannot be switched off with a simple push of a button. The clock has several "protective shells." You must open these shells one by one before you can turn off the alarm. If you don't,it'll keep on saying,"Good morning...good morning..." So if any of you lazybones need a morning call that really gets you out of bed, this clock might be just the thing for you.

122 Candy Helps? Candy is trying to get her boyfriend Benny to quit smoking. (C=Candy; B=Benny) C: Benny, your breath smells like an ashtray. You've got to stop smoking! B: I know. I want to, but it isn't easy. C: Why don't you chew gum instead? B: I can't. I've got false teeth. Remember? C: Oh yeah. In that case, how about eating candies? B: If they're as sweet as you, no problem. C: Cut it out, will you? I'm serious. B: Just kidding. Do I get a kiss if I really quit? C: I don't like the taste of ashtrays. Maybe tomorrow if you quit right now.

121 Kick the Habit There are millions of people all over the world who smoke. Most of these smokers have tried to quit smoking at least once in their lives, but in vain. Make no mistake; smoking is addictive. And once you are addicted, it's very difficult to stop smoking. Many people have tried many different ways to kick the habit.None of them is easy. Take a tip from me. I smoked for twenty-five years. Then one day, I decided to quit cold turkey after trying everything else. It worked. That was two years ago and I haven's smoked a single cigarette since then.Good luck!

来 小查莉 惹了麻烦时怎么说 Okay, Charlie, what do you say when you get in trouble?噢喔 Uh-oh.噢 小查莉刚刚说了句噢喔是吗 Oh, Charlie just made an uh-oh?我才给你换了尿布啊 I just changed you.不 小查莉什么也没做 No, Charlie didn't do anything.我在给她声音取样罢了 I'm just sampling her."取样"指我把她说的每一句录制下来 "sampling" means I'm recording all the words she says.以便之后回放 So I can play them back.呵 我们过去也玩这个 Oh, we used to do that.我们它把叫做磁带录音 We called it tape-recording.来听听 Check it out.我的 是的 Mine, yes,不是 饼干 香蕉 no,cookie, Nana.爸爸 你答应过我今天陪我练车的 Dad, you promised you'd take me driving today.实话告诉你吧 我答应了一堆我办不到的事情 To be fair, I promise a lot of things I don't deliver on.没错 可你不能把这事儿推了 Yeah, but you can't keep putting this off.我三天后就要考驾照了 你一次也没陪过我 My driver's test is in three days,and you haven't taken me out once.是 我知道 我知道 你跟我说过了 No, I know, I know.You explained it all to me.那时我还在厕所里翻杂志啊 While I was trying to read in the bathroom.你还隔着厕所门跟爸爸说的啊 You were outside the door while dad was in the bathroom?瞧瞧我多渴望驾驶 That's how much I want it.鲍伯你就带她去吧 Bob, take her driving already.行 好吧 走 All right, fine.Let's go.我早告诉过你我一出厕所准没好事 Boy, I tell you, nothing good ever happens when I leave the bathroom.拜拜 拜 拜 拜拜 Bye-bye.Bye... bye... bye-bye.-这是什么声音 -只不过怕你不说再见 - What's that?- Just in case you don't make it back.P.J 你打算送泰迪什么生日礼物 P.J., what did you get Teddy for her birthday?-生日 -你姐姐就要16岁了 - Birthday? - Your sister's turning 16.我们明晚给她办个惊喜派对 We're having a surprise party for her tonight.嗯 我看一定能惊喜到她 Well, it's working,因为我已经被惊喜到了 'cause I'm surprised.派对7点开始 The party starts at 7:00.你得给她份礼物或准备点什么 You have to get her a present,and something nice.-那么就送 -不许再送袜子玩偶 - How about...? - Not another sock puppet.你也得送她生日礼物 You have to get her something too.噢 噢 我走错地方了吗 Whoa whoa, what did I just walk into?妈妈说我们得给泰迪买份生日礼物 Mom says we have to buy Teddy a birthday present.送条狗如何 What about a dog?我打赌她一定喜欢狗 I bet she'd like a dog.严肃点儿 你得真的为她买点什么 I'm serious. You have to get her something.送条狗如何 我打赌她一定喜欢狗 What about a dog? I bet she'd like a dog.盖比 我们家进了狗吗 Gabe, is there a dog in my house?也许吧 Maybe.是它尾随我进的家门的 妈妈 He followed me home, mom.我们能把它留下吗 Can we keep him?不行 我跟你说了无数次了 No. I've told you 100 times屋里不准养狗 I do not want a dog in this house.拜托了妈妈 Mom, please.马马 Horsy.不 宝贝儿 这是狗狗 No, honey. It's actually a doggie.它刚刚来了句马声马气的噢喔 Who just made a horsy-sized uh-oh.抱歉泰迪 我最终主意已定 Sorry, Teddy.I've made my decision and it's final.爸爸 这太不公平了 Dad, that's so unfair.妈妈 爸爸不让我拿驾照 Mom, dad says I can't get my license.-什么 为什么不能 -因为她还不够格 - What? Why not?- Because she's not ready.噢不 我教练觉得我能行 他认为我相当棒 Well, my driving instructor thinks I am. He says I'm doing great.你教练为公立学校开车 The man works for the public schools.没什么钱过日子才这么说的 He's got nothing to live for.妈妈 你能说两句吗 Mom, can you say something?宝贝儿泰迪 真的抱歉了 Teddy honey, I'm sorry,不过你爸爸在家倒是没什么发言权 But your father has a very small area of authority...可不幸的是 And unfortunately for you,教你们孩子开车他还是有权的 Teaching you kids to drive is part of it.那还有什么是有权的 So what else is in that area?烧烤 Barbecuing.没了 That's it.爸爸 拜托了 Dad, please.我真的超想在16岁那天拿到驾照 I really want to get my license the day I turn 16.瞧 这压根不可能 不是吗 Look, it's not gonna happen, all right?暂时没有什么驾驶机会了 等另行通知再说 So until further notice,there's gonna be no driving.嘿抱歉 钥匙交出来行吗 Sorry. Can I have the keys, please?给你 Here.真不想相信我在厕所外站了那么久还是不行 I can't believe I stood outside the bathroom door for this.嘿 Hey.你是支持我的 对吧 You're on my side, right?-亲爱的 -什么 - Honey. - Yeah?我怎么会对着一条狗说话 Why am I talking to a dog?它尾随盖比进的家门 He followed Gabe home.不过别担心 我把它弄得干干净净 But don't worry.I made it very clear.我们不会留它下来的 We are not keeping him.嘿 你知道吗 Hey, you know something?它有那么点让我想到你的斯坦叔叔 He kind of reminds me of your Uncle stan.-什么 -瞧这湿湿的鼻子和充血的眼睛 - What? - The wet nose and the bloodshot eyes.拜托 他 Come on, he...好吧 我也发觉了 Oh, now I see it.P.J 问你个问题 P.J., I have a question.爸爸教你开车的时候很抓狂吗 Was dad out of control when he was teaching you how to drive?没啊 不 他脾气很好 No no, he was very mellow.那么他到底怎么了 Then what is his problem?嗯 因为脱发 杀虫谋生 Well, hair loss, kills bugs for a living...答案可真多 There's so much to choose from.好吧 不管为什么 他为什么拿我当出气筒 Well, whatever it is, why did he have to take it out on me?我怎么知道 或许你开得太烂 I don't know.Maybe you're a bad driver.不 我开得很好 No, I'm a good driver.我是考驾照这群人中唯一的一个 I was the only kid in driver's ed.看了暴力凶杀片儿没有呕吐的 Who didn't barf during the splattered brains movie.正好我也有问题要问你 Actually I have a question for you.我有个朋友快16了 I have a friend who is turning 16.我得给她买个生日礼物 And I have to buy her a birthday present.嗯 明白了 Mm, well我知道你朋友一定不想要袜子玩偶 I know your friend wouldn't want a sock puppet.好吧 Okay.话说 她到底会想要什么 Well, what would she want?嗯 Well,她或许喜欢靴子 She'd probably like boots,像商场里很炫的店里的那种 Like from that cool store at the mall,但别买黑底紫色流苏的 But not the black ones with the purple trim.她已经有了双 She already has those.我只是瞎猜罢了 I'm just guessing.噢 嗨 达布尼太太 Oh hi, Mrs. Dabney.我看见你们家的人弄了条狗来 I see you people have a dog now.呃 我最近不错 多谢关心 你呢 Oh, I'm doing fine, thanks.How are you?我有事得和你说清楚 Let me explain something to you.你们的狗让我家的猫神经紧张 Your dog makes my Cat nervous.我家猫一神经紧张 我就跟着神经紧张 And when my Cat gets nervous, I get nervous.我一神经紧张 达布尼先生就神经紧张 And when I get nervous, Mr. Dabney gets nervous.那接下来如何 Then what happens?达布尼先生会住到他妈妈家 Mr. Dabney goes to stay with his mother.因此你们养狗看起来也没那么坏 So this dog thing is not entirely bad.行了 我们谈话结束了 All right, we're done here.噢 达布尼太太 先别走 Oh, Mrs. Dabney,before you go,呃 我需要些练车的时间 Um, I need some more practice hours.在我拿到驾照之前 Before I take my driver's test,你需要司机的话 我愿意给你当 So if you ever need a chauffeur, I'm your girl.那么走吧 Let's go.就现在 Right now?我有一堆事要做 I've got a bunch of errands to run.如果你来开 我就能在手机上玩猜字游戏了 And if you drive, I can play word jumble on my cell phone.其实我开车时一直玩 只不过这样合法罢了 Actually I do that anyway,but this way it's legal.这家店怎么只有女孩 This store only has girls in it.没错 Yeah.好吧泰迪姐鞋码多大 So what's Teddy's shoe size?我怎么知道 I don't know.你连她鞋码都不知道 You don't know her shoe size?我甚至不知道她的中间名 I don't know her middle name.噢 小子 那我们怎么给她买鞋 Well, dude, how are we supposed to buy her shoes?等会儿 Wait a minute.泰迪上周误穿了你的运动鞋 对不对 Teddy wore your sneakers by m

120 It's Too Late A mother and her child are walking along the street. (C=child; M=mother; W=waiter in a restaurant) C: Mom, I need to go to the washroom. M: Uh-oh! Can't you wait? C: I can't stand it anymore. M: OK, let's go into this restaurant. Excuse me, but can my son use your toilet? W: Of course not. This is a restaurant, not a public toilet. M: You're so mean. W: Oh, OK. But it'll cost you US$5. M: What? That's highway robbery. C: Mom, never mind. It's too late. W: Hey, come back here and mop the floor.

119 Where's the toilet? You're walking along the street. You need to go to the washroom desss...perately. What do you do? If you can't control yourself, you could be embarrassed to no end. Don't worry. Someone in San Francisco has invented a self-cleaning public toilet. The toilet cleans itself. The seat goes back into the wall where it is washed and blow-dried. Even the floors are washed automatically. You must be quick,though. You've only got 20 minutes to "do your business." Then, there's a 2-minute warning before the door opens. When it does, you'd better be ready or your face will be red!

118 What a Grouch! Barny and Sally are husband and wife. They're having dinner. (B=Barny; S=Sally) B: These water dumplings taste like tennis balls. S: But they're your favorite dish! B: Not the way you cook them. S: Why are you so grouchy? B: Why shouldn't I be? I've got a wife who can't cook, my kids are naughty and... S: Hold it a minute. Maybe you are the problem! B: Huh? How could that be? S: There might be something wrong with you. You should see a doctor. B: Huh? No way! S: Why not? B: Waiting in doctors' offices makes me grouchy.

lossthiefdescribecarelessdetailssuspicioussuspectpropertystalkersuitcasevalidofficer1. I lost my passport.2. My wallet was stolen. I can't find it anywhere.3. I have a theft to report.4. OK, can you fill out this form?5. Where is the Lost and Found Office?6. What does the pickpocket look like?7. How long should it take to get the passport reissued?8. Please show your other valid identification.9. Everything happened too fast. 10. If you find it, please contact me on this number.

A: 911. What is your emergency? B: Hi. My name is Tom Green. I'm staying in my friend's house at West 35th Street. I don't know the exact address. Two people are trying to break in the house.A: What is your phone number?B: (123)456-7890.A: What color is your house?B: It's dark green, with a car parking in the driveway.A: Can you describe the car in the driveway?B: A black Toyota Corolla.A: Is there anyone in the house with you?B: No.A: We are sending help right now.

117 Cheer Up! Grouchy people are always complaining for no reason. Do you have a husband or boyfriend like that? Is he driving you crazy with his complaints? Don't worry. Cheer up. There's still some hope. A recent medical report says that doctors have found a cure. They say that some men are grouchy because they have a physical problem.In other words, they are sick. They need medical help. So the next time your better half is grouchy, don't just sit there. Take him to the doctor's. There's one strange thing about the report, though. It doesn't say anything about grouchy girlfriends or wives.

driver's licenseaccidentcrashhit and runover speedseat beltpedestrianticketbreak downtow truckDUIblow the horn1. I got caught in a traffic jam.2. I have got a flat tire./ My car tire blew out.3. Can I see your driver's license?4. I want to report a car accident.5. Tell me the situation, please./ How did it happen?6. How many people are injured?7. Did anyone get hurt?8. A bus crashed into my car.9. I failed to see the stop sign. 10. Do you remember the license number of the hit and run car?

A: Good evening officer. B: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there? A: Ah no. I don't, but it could not have been more than sixty.B: You are right. It was 37.A: Really?B: Can I see your license, please?A: You're kidding, you're not going to give me a ticket for driving too slow, are ya?B: That's right.

Last time on "Good luck Charlie"...我们要来次全家度假 We&`&re going on a family vacation!你将会面对面的遇到你人生中的真爱 You will come face to face with the love of your life.嘿 亲爱的 你猜怎么着 Hey, honey, guess what?我们其实没结婚 We&`&re not actually married.你想与我共进午餐吗 Would you like to grab some lunch?-我还没找到他呢 -我所能告诉你的就是 -I haven&`&t found him yet. -All I can tell you is.-睁大你的双眼 -睁着呢 -Keep your eyes open. -They&`&re open.他们开始去看那一群... They&`&re starting to see that this is a bunch of...哇 Whoa!抱歉 I&`&m sorry.泰迪 Teddy.斯宾塞 Spencer?嗨 Hi.嘿 你来这里做什么 Hey, what are you doing here?其实 我来这里是为了看你 Well, actually I came here to see you.噢不会吧 干嘛来看我 Oh no. Why&`&d you do that?因为我一直在想着你 Because I&`&ve been thinking about you.有些事情我想和你说说 And there&`&s something I need to say.别说了 不可能是你 Just please don&`&t. It can&`&t be you.-什么不可能是我 -就是那个 -What can&`&t be me? -It!再明白不过了 How much clearer can I be?-至少你能听我说完吗 -现在不成 -Will you at least listen to me? -I can&`&t right now.我现在真的有点忙 I&`&m really busy busy busy.好吧 但是 泰迪... Okay, but, Teddy...啦啦啦啦... la la la la la...一会见 贾斯汀 啦啦啦啦 See you later, Justin. la la la la一会见 布兰登 啦啦啦啦 See you later, Brandon. la la la la la.生活搞得一团糟 Today&`&s all burnt toast就要迟到 爸爸在叫 running late, and dad jokes我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe我闭上双眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I&`&ve been there, I&`&ve survived所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby,世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy可是我知道你会有美好未来 But I know your future is bright宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, Baby不要怀疑 There is no maybe一切终会如你所愿 Eveything turns out all right生活有悲有喜 Sure life is up and down可是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me, it comes back all around你会喜欢将来的你 You&`&re gonna love who you turn out to be宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, Baby查莉成长日记 第一季第二十五集 Good Luck Charlie S01E25 Snow Show, Part 2嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.我提早下班然后给你烧了你最喜欢吃的饭菜 I got off work early and made your favorite dinner.能娶到你真是太幸运了 I am so lucky to be married to you.正如我妈常对我爸说的那样 As my mom always says to my dad,没错 你太幸运了 Yes, you are.嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.我那漂亮的老婆 今天过得如何啊 How&`&s my beautiful wife today?等下 这... Wait, but...-我以为... -嗨 亲爱的 -But I thought... -Hi, honey.噢 你烧了布兰登最喜欢吃的饭菜 Oh, you made Brandon&`&s favorite dinner.等一下 我是嫁给了你 Wait a minute. Am I married to you.你还是你啊 Or you or you?我们三个 Yes.你无法决定我们中哪个才是你的真爱 You couldn&`&t decide which one of us was the love of your life.-所以你嫁给了我们仨 -这个世界太疯狂了 -So you married all of us. -But that&`&s crazy.我来告诉你什么才叫疯狂... I&`&ll tell you what&`&s crazy...都十年了 我竟然一点没变 It&`&s 10 years later and I haven&`&t grown at all.艾薇 我现在在滑雪旅馆 然后我遇到了 Ivy, I&`&m up here at the ski lodge and-and I met.一个巫师 她告诉我将遇到我的真爱 This psychic who said I&`&d meet the love of my life.然后我就遇见了一个真爱 And so I met the guy紧接着我又遇见了另一个真爱 but then I met another guy,最后你肯定猜不到我又遇见谁了 And then you won&`&t believe who showed up.现在有三个真爱 我急需你的救援 And so that makes three guys and-and I need your help.噢忘了说了 我是泰迪 Oh sorry. This is Teddy.到山顶后 能让我先滑吗 When we get to the top, mind if I go first?你好像滑的有点慢 You&`&re kinda slow.你说什么 Excuse me?我看过你滑雪 我也看过我奶奶滑雪 I&`&ve seen you board. And I&`&ve also seen my grandma board.你俩好像差不多速度 Kind of the same thing.-总比你的好 -是吗 -Better than you. -Oh yeah?!是骡子是马 拉出来溜溜 Care to put your money where your mouth is?不溜 我没马也没骡子 Nope! Last time I did that, a quarter froze to my lip.我是说敢打赌吗 I mean do you want to make a bet?赌一百块 让你输的落花流水 100 bucks says I beat you to the bottom.好吧 赌就赌 Oh, it is on.你赢的唯一原因就是 The only reason you won is because我撞上了一块该死的冰块 I hit a wicked patch of ice.那你敢不敢再来赌一次 Then I guess you have no problem making it double or nothing.放马过来吧 Bring it.嘿 快看查莉得到了什么 Hey, look what Charlie got.一个查莉迷恋上的小正太送给她的礼物 A present from that little toddler she has a crush on.-真不错 -至少某些男人知道如何对待女人 -That's nice. -I guess some men know how to treat their women.-你看见我的行李箱了吗 -看见了 -You seen my luggage? -Yes, I have.-能告诉我在哪呢吗 -好呀 -Do you want to tell me where it is? -Sure.在你房间里 It's in your room...你的新房间里 Your new room.为什么我要有个新房间 Why do I have a new room?那个 因为我们还没有正式结婚 Well, because you and I are not legally married.直到你心甘情愿的 And since it would apparently inconvenience you.再次娶我为妻 否则你将一直流离失所 To marry me again, you'll be lodging elsewhere.-噢 别闹了 -没错 -Oh come on! -Mm-hmm.作为一名单身女性 As a single woman,如果我的房间里出现陌生男子 会令我不舒服的 I don't feel comfortable having a strange man in my room.-艾米·邓肯 你可真行啊 -啊啊 -Amy Duncan, you're a piece of work. -Ah ah!请叫我艾米·布兰克霍普 Amy blankenhooper.你要用回你的婚前的姓氏 You're going back to your maiden name?没错 是的 Yes, I am. Mm-hmm.告诉你吧 其实我一直喜欢布兰克霍普这个姓氏 To tell you the truth, I've always preferred blankenhooper.是吗 那名字有哪里值得你喜欢 Yeah? What is it you like most about it?是当人们读它时候的哈哈大笑 That people laugh so hard when they say it.还是人们不会拼写它时的尴尬 Or just that they can't spell it?出去 鲍伯 Get out, Bob.嘿 小泰 Hey, T!噢 艾薇 真高兴你来了 Oh, Ivy, I'm so glad you made it.你现在可以把胳膊放下了 You can lower your arms now.你以为我不想啊 Don't you think I would if I could?你怎么穿这么多件衣服啊 Why do you have so many layers on?艾薇我不禁冻 Ivy doesn't do cold.到底什么紧急情况啊 So what's the big emergency?那个 我遇见了个巫师 Well, I met this psychic.噢 你还真是说巫师啊 Oh, so you did say psychic.我还以为电话的信号不好呢 I thought we were in a bad cell zone.总之 她说在这次旅行中 Anyway, she said I'd come face to face我将面对面的遇到我人生中的真爱 with the love of my life on this trip,目前为止我遇到了布兰登 贾斯汀 还有 And so far I've met Brandon, Justin and...-斯宾塞 -斯宾塞 -Spencer. -Spencer?那个脚踏两条船的两面派 The two-timing dog that cheated on you?-没错 就是他 -不 -Yep, that's the one. -No!你要找的人肯定不是他 That's not the one.我是说 其他那两个呢 I mean, so who are these other boys?噢 在那...那就是其中之一 Oh, there... there's one right now.他是贾斯汀 That's Justin.噢 挺可爱的 你对他了解多少 Oh, he's cute! So what do you know about him?我知道他很可爱 That he's cute.干吗 我只有一天的时间 Well, I've only had one day.而我只需要一分钟即可 All I need is one minute.呦 贾斯汀 Yo, Justin!泰迪 嗨 Teddy, hi.嗨 贾斯汀 这是我的好朋友艾薇 Hi, Justin. This is my b

dizzyheadachestomachachefevercoughsymptomvomitsickpainkillermedicationband-aidambulance1. What's the matter? I'm feeling sick.2. I can't stop coughing.3. I feel headache, nausea and vomiting.4. He is having a heart attack.5. When did you start feeling like this?6. Has this ever happen to you before?7. May I examine your tummy, please?8. It's very serious. You'll need a shot.9. How do I take this medicine? 10. One tablet each time. Three times a day after meals.

A: My head aches badly and I need something to kill this pain. B: OK. Do you have a prescription, miss? A: What? No, I don&`&t.B: Well, I can only give you this kind of regular tablets, then. It&`&s our most popular over-the-counter product.A: I don&`&t care, as long as it works.B: All right. Do you want me to wrap it up for you?A: That&`&s not necessary, just tell me how should I take them.B: Sure. Two tablets, four times a day.

116 I Prefer My Own Brand Jenny and Frank are at a coffee shop. (F=Frank; J=Jenny) F: Did you read about the "special juice," Jenny? J: Yeah. Isn't it disgusting? F: Well, what gets me is how come so many people are using it. J: It's incredible, isn't it? F: Mind you, though, there might be some truth in the matter. J: What? I can't believe what I'm hearing. Are you that naive? F: I'm not so sure. It might really work. J: Gee, don't tell me you're interested in trying it. F: Why not? J: Tell you what, I've been drinking coffee all morning. I'll do you a favor... F: Thanks, but I prefer my own brand. (They break out laughing.)

plain coffeemochaespressolattecappuccinodecafAmericanolemonadelight icevanillawarm up1. Coffee to go, please.2. I'll have a decaf.3. May I have a large cappuccino?4. Do you want it hot? I want it with ice.5. Would you add extra sugar for me, please?6. What beers do you have?7. Would you warm it up, please?8. Excuse me, is this seat taken?9. Let's have another beer. No, thanks, I'm a lightweight.10. Let's get drunk! Bottoms up! Cheers!