...and that is why I hate you.

Corey Feldman, professional crazy person. Australian breakdancing, Turkish shooting, and Chinese biting. Complaining about people who incorrectly use words and phrases.

The changes, they are coming. Getting the kids out of the house. The temptation of social media. Deadpool and Wolverine, and spoiler culture. KAH-ma-la vs. Ka-MAH-la. Gaming updates. Complaining about people who dismiss others by calling them haters.

Tracking your kids. Some Boogie2988 controversy. Mr. Beast hosts YouTube celebrities. Donovan Sharp. Complaining about the impact of political rhetoric on society.

The horror of it all. Rocking out to AI music. Fat acceptance. Rap lyrics that should be remembered. Matthew read a book by Riley Gaines. Complaining about the generation being rewarded with participation trophies.

Comedian controversies. Living wages. Hitler mustaches. Shitty algorithms and social media cleanses. Racial stereotypes. Complaining about the failures of our criminal justice system.

Juaquime is haunted. Matthew gets glasses. Cyrax news. Harrison Butker. Debate debasement. Floaters. Complaining about people with limited knowledge on a topic who overestimate their own competence.

AHS aliens. Kendrick & Drake have beef like Kim Kardashian. Thanks, brother. Chappelle joins the pod? Complaining about people who have make wokeism a bad thing.

Opie and Anthony. Patrick S. Tomlinson. Sarsaparilla. Dead bodies in public restrooms. Complaining about people who drive good tv shows and movies into the ground.

The famous Paul Mattingly joins the podcast. Star both Trek and Wars. Marvel, Deadpool, and Wolverine. Dave\'s DC Universe Disaster Diner. Matthew places some bets. Fresh and Fucked. Complaining about people who blame video games for violence and the degenerate youth.

Current video games. Old video games. Bill Shatner. World War III. Abolishing mass protest. Complaining about people who generate images using AI and call themselves an artist.

Yard work. Bugs are gross. More on veganism. Earthquakes and eclipses. Your heart is in the right place, but your head is up your ass. Juaquime ruins Sisyphus. Complaining about people who intentionally do things the hard way.

What ever happened to SNL? Nickelodeon tyranny. Emotional television. Ariana Grande is Italian-American. Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Dining Experience. Complaining about sanctimonious vegans, especially the she-wench known as That Vegan Teacher.

Amazon sucks. Diablo phishing. Financial planning. Kurt Cobain didn\'t mean shit. Body of christ. Complaining about people who get jobs, spots, or favors because of who they know or to whom they are related.

Strep throat. Is this how white people feel? eBay scammers (we still hate eBaes). Printers floating in the ocean. Microtransactions. We complain with our friend Rin about morons who think our transgender siblings need to be reformed.

Santa\'s been naughty. Taekwondoubledon\'t. \"Listener\" mail about airpod assholes. Positive affirmation. Complaining about psychics and mediums swindling people out of their hard money with the one and only Judge Mentalist.

Taekwondon\'t. Getting pulled over. Dog food scent. Hacking Walgreens. Our DMCA takedown battle with Twitter. Bad 3D printing. Juaquime rejoins Facebook for a bit. Complaining about people who mindlessly pledge their fandom allegiance to corporations and brands.

Kids being kids. AHS Apocalypse. The DC Universe and Marvel suck. Streamer grifting. Matthew goes to the Irish Comedy Tour. Complaining about girls who love to party and go out boozing and shout \"WOO\" with the rest of their friends, ruining our time. Next week\'s topic: Fan Boys! You know the type - any person who is the unthinking pawn of a major label/brand. Email us your thoughts at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at (929) 564-4262‬!

More on Madame Web. We made it to the moon. Fear the ocean. Juaquime almost drowns. Getting kinky. A marital conundrum. Listener mail. Complaining about the evil that is insurance companies. Next week\'s topic: Woo Girls! You know - girls who love to party and go out boozing and like to shout \"WOO\" with the rest of their Woo-girl friends. Email us your thoughts at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at (929) 564-4262‬!

A cold wait for a bus. Buying a shotgun. Sora comes for the internet. Google Gemini. Switching phone carriers. Political compass. Exercising. AHS. Complaining about parents who get aggressively involved in their childrens\' sports. Take the political compass test here: https://www.politicalcompass.org/test/ Share your results with us on social media @atiwihy!

Toilet squirrels. Spider-Man 2 and some gaming talk. Mommy Milkers. Gaykeepers. Complaining about people who take it upon themselves to decide who gets access to a community or identity. #squirrelgenocide, people - get it trending!

Taylor Swift. Tentacle porn. Dementia Don. Glitchy games. Deadnaming Twitter. The SNL provocateur. Ricky Gervais. Complaining about people who think their pets are equivolent to human children.

More arguing on the internet. Liu Kang debate. MamaMax and predator poachers. Would it be an ATIWIHY episode without some mention of Cyrax? The prison system. Corey Perry makes a bad pass. Afraid to compliment. Matthew gets called a sexist. Complaining about people who double down when presented with an alternative opinion.

Being sick. Full of cold air. Teens stabbing teens. Sue Klebold. The Completionist scandal. Other video game chatter. Double standards. We complain about those imbued with the Christmas spirit. Reference videos: Sue ‘My Son Shot Up Columbine’ Klebold (Timmy2Cents): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfUJvB3YZq0 This YouTuber is LYING about Sue Klebold (Miorby): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUCle_8Kc4U

The moon position. A congressman gets into a fight with a teamster. Losing your job due to your political beliefs. Stereotyping your content. Book recommendations. A little bit of Marvel. Matt Rife is the man. We complain about people who treat political parties like sports teams.

1998 all over again. The Barbie Monologue. Digital blackface. Bad words. Tased by the cops. The Smiths. Women in sports. It\'s like the sun on the horizon. Two slices of pepperoni. Complaining about people who tell you how to grieve.

Being sick sucks. Gen X vs. Millenials. Posing for family photos. Shib-Nig-Ra. Dragonball Z is Pro Wrestling. I gotta get them papers. Arguing on the internet, even when you win, you lose. Native American Genocide Day. I pity the white man. Complaining about TikTok Non-Player Characters and those that support them.

Pediatric physicals. Starfield hullabaloo. Fire sirens. Progress is progress. Listener mail. Everyone has a smell. Swooshy pants. Ass-part-uh-may and magnet-uh. The wax ring of poo protection. We complain about people who say they\'re old school to avoid being efficient and expedicious.

The Law & Order reboot is a disappointment. Trying to lose weight. Back 2 school. Robots in the stands. Decongestants don\'t actually work. Reiki is Fake-y. Complaining about all the ways in which shoppers can be terrible humans.

Matthew gets a root canal. Clean yourself up you dirty whore. Sleep paralysis. Rich Men North of Richmond. Is Skeletor running for president? Complaining about people who can\'t help but provide their opinion on topics about which they know very little.

An orchestra of crickets. Drugs are good, they make you do things that you know you not should. Breakthrough cases. Dealing with death. Putin\'s revenge. Poor presidential picks. Camilla Harris. AI President. Complaing about people who poorly parent their offspring.

An update (or lack thereof) on Juaquime\'s house. Artificially unintelligent Cyrax. It sucks to get old. The USWNT bows out. Lizzo and the amazing banana hole. Tim Pool and Elliot Page. Complaining about people who preface their statements with \"As a [insert qualifying identifier here]\".

If a tree falls on Juaquime\'s house in the middle of the night, will anyone hear it? Get a booster seat. I leave a little behind for later. Liberal cucks. TwitterX. Copa-Cola. Complaining about cheaters. NOTE: We recorded this episode in person. We ended up with some echo issues. We fixed it as best we could, but sorry. Enjoy the dog barking, kids playing, and squeaky chairs.

Affirmative action and the Supreme Court. Boss battles. Separating the art from the artist. Singing vs. performing. Molly in the club. Mad at Matthew. Complaining about snobs interjecting with the words \"um, actually\" to feign superiority.

Reddit and third-party app developers. Cyrax gets a protestor. Dog bites. Do you think there is a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana? City liberals versus country conservatives. Hot air balloon murder. Positive affirmations. And that is why I love you. Clean your mud pie. Complaining about people who let their dog defecate on your lawn without cleaning it up.

Pick up your own damn kids. It\'s canon, though. Canadian wildfires in New York. Time as a task. Lolcows. There are few things in this world more upsetting than someone who\'s both stupid and arrogant. Complaining about the sovereign citizens \"traveling\" our streets. Sovereign citizen getting pulled over: https://youtu.be/ODT-c8AVQBM Sovereign citizen and his brother: https://youtu.be/_b0ke7u5ywU

Parenting. May I speak to your manager? Just keep Simmons. Complaining about zen douchebags and buddhist buttholes and their toxic positivity. Enjoy this disjointed bank episode it took us three days to record. Patchwork, baby!

Matthew attends a wedding and makes the most of it. Aladdin pants. Transgender graduation woes. AI commercials. More testicle talk. Paula Deen. We complain about people who use their speakerphone in public places.

Destroying your career on live television. The ethics of ROMs and emulators. The Little Mermaid goes woke. ChatGPT casualties. Complaining about people who initiate small talk when it is completely unnecessary. Athletics Announcer Video: https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1654679569117372416/ The Legendary Shockmaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA

Spoilers ruining Matthew\'s life. Zombie Jesus. Another day at the barbershop. Sucking tongue. Poor marketing outcomes. Republicans in drag. We complain about crappy counterfeit items. This episode was recorded a couple weeks ago, but Matthew didn\'t get it edited until now. He sucks. Enjoy!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day. Matthew develops his style. A manscaping update. NHL pride night. The movies of 1997. Listener mail! We complain about the capricious jargon of red pill guys.

Grooming your privates. Pits, balls, and crack. Even Jesus washed his feet. Cancel culture and television. Cussing kids. Getting pulled over. Complaining about food-wasting mukbangers.

Happy Assiversary. COVID lockdown stories. Scrabble and coke. Google Bard. Blow-up dolls. Beard talk. Complaining about people who try to one-up you with their sob stories.

Juaquime reviews a terrible movie. Boobies are for food. Pearly penile papules. Wow, that\'s... big. Pickle dick. Urgent care woes. Tiny high horse. Healthcare. I don\'t hope your house catches on fire. Complaining about people who insult you and brush it off as a joke. Matthew\'s squeaky chair makes a return!

Taco Bell isn\'t real food. More library talk. Age discrepancies in relationships. Reaction videos. More AI. Complaining about pescatarians. Check out Malik Titus Bridge\'s Reflections: An Art Experience here: https://www.maliktitusbridges.com/reflections/p/reflections

UFOs in the sky and chemical spills. Hogwarts Legacy. Meth heads. Complaining about scum-of-the-earth scammers.

Cocaine Bear. Prey good, Jurassic World Dominion bad. Generational gaps. ChatGPT. Poopy balls and sphincter mucus. Mr. Beast and the gift of sight. Velma. Horsecock nunchuks. Complaining about roblox creators ruining the gaming industry and our children.

Updates on our crappy library system. Letting your kids go out on their own. Crazy people in the ER. Matthew got a Steam Deck. Season your food, people. Complaining about eBay and its awful policies and users (eBaes).

Nasty words and explaining them to your children. Strange World. Baby periods (yes, it\'s what you think) and baby facsimiles. Arguing on the internet (even when you win, you lose). Twitter. Cabinet of Curiosities. Mackin\' it to a widow (of your best friend). Complaining about PBFFs (Parental Best Friends Forever). Parentheses, apparently.

We\'ve been off a bit, so we catch up this episode and forgo a traditional ATIWIHY topic. Joe Rogan enabling transphobia. NHL drama - cancel culture, or condign comeuppance? Halloween costumes. Teachers on OnlyFans.

The perilous nature of middle-management. Tea-bagging in the metaverse. Pink sauce. Lots of pee, poop, and genitalia talk. Complaining about people who piss on the toilet seat and don\'t clean it up.