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1-800-Weirdos

by Radio Free Brooklyn

A live freeform expression of music and spoken word, with input from callers to 1-800-Weirdos and friends of http://weirdos.com – improvisational and interactive – the WEIRDEST SHOW EVER! Live interactive international improvisational musical multimedia mash-ups! Call 800-934-7367 or Skype weirdos999 to be on the air!

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Episodes

  1. Weird Sex Things (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1724)

    Everyone always already thinks weirdos are perverts, so why fight it? #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  2. Why Not Sing? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1723)

    Special guest appearance by our old cohort Lucas Peltonen, who sings in Chinese just for fun. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  3. No One Knows What Everyone Knows (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1722)

    There are a few things that everyone knows, but no one knows what they are (nor should they). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  4. Next Week is Last Week (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1721)

    Because I live backwards compared to your existence, everything I did last week is next week for you. That is to say, what you heard last week is what I will do next week. It's confusing for me, too. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  5. The Shitbitch Celebration (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1720)

    Celebrating all the shitbitches in the World and hoping they all die soon. #shitbitch #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  6. Even Then (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1719)

    After all was said and never not done, you still wouldn't always ever never not know - even then. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  7. That Was the Year That Wasn't (1-800-Weirdos, ep.1718)

    Since it never happened, there's no need to remember it. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  8. Scribbles and Squabbles (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1717)

    Scribbles make me want to squabble, so I don't. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  9. Ridiculous Absurdities (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1716)

    Nothing makes sense. Did you want it to? I didn't think so. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  10. Don't You Think (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1715)

    If you ever thought you would think, or never knew you would know, then you should always pretend you're pretending. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  11. Time to Go Outside (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1714)

    Out - FAR Outside - ALL the WAY outside of everything you ever knew. That is all. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  12. Next Never Always (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1713)

    Similar images profoundly irritate your inner knowledge of the impossible. Not my responsibility.

  13. Visco Disco With Crisco (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1712)

    The fabulous Geraldine Winnifred Visco is our special guest on this episode. The old one fits better...!

  14. Last Glance Chance Dance (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1711)

    The title says it all (i.e. nothing nonsense never). Didja get it yet?

  15. Nothing Matters More (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1710)

    The most important thing in the history of history. Don't ever forget it.

  16. Everything is Everything (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1709)

    Hey, you! Didja ever think that everything is everything?

  17. The Truth Will Make Me Crazy (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1708)

    And it always does. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  18. Mister Y's Best of All Possible Days (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1707)

    Starring special guest star @therealxxxy as Mister Y, Voltaire was never so proud. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  19. Over and Out (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1706)

    The communication goes on forever, but every so often, you gotta sign out... #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  20. Try Not to Think About It (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1705)

    Really better if you focus on something else. You know why. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  21. It Isn't But It Is Also (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1704)

    It's a strange kind of double-think, and you know it can't last forever. It's just the way it is. My money's on you.

  22. Not Gonna Say It (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1703)

    You can say it fi you want, but don't ask me to. Don't even think about it; I know I never do.

  23. The Other Other Other Thing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1702)

    It's even further out than the other thing, or even the other other thing. Watch your head.

  24. Start Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1701)

    Now that it's an all new year, I decided to make this episode a compilation of every episode we're ever aired. Listen closely so you can catch all the nuances.

  25. Crappy Blue Gear (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1652)

    This follow up to the previous episode is especially crafted for the end of the year. If you listen carefully, you'll hear a reference in some way to each event that happened to each person all over the world during every moment of every day of the past year.

  26. Berry Y-mas (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1651)

    This very special non-holiday episode is exactly what you needed to not hear when you aren't not celebrating all those not wonderful not holidays.

  27. Something Doesn't Add Up (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1650)

    The math just doesn't work out. You'll need to show your work.

  28. No One Told Me That (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1649)

    If anyone had even mentioned it to me, I would be the first one to admit it. Obviously an oversight on your part. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  29. 1648-What Are You Talking About? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1648)

    If you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Try again, please. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  30. Doodle Doodle Dee (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1647)

    I've typed it before, and I'm typing it here again - "Nonsense is what makes life fun" (Dirty Martini) #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  31. Absolutely Not What You Said (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1646)

    I misquoted you on purpose. I imply, you infer. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  32. All the Holes Open at Once (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1645)

    Never could be any other way. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  33. It Wasn't Gonna Be Like This (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1644)

    Nobody told me there'd be days like these (strange days indeed, most peculiar). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  34. Our Motto is Get Weird (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1643)

    Please don't be normal. In reality, normality is a myth. Get Weird NOW! #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

  35. Threeways are Freeways (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1642)

    Michael Motto and John Gille join us for a three-for-all free-form lossless complicated rant. No, it isn't genetically modified, but you'll wish it was.

  36. Sweating the Macro Stuff (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1641)

    Better than all the rest, we know this still isn't the best. But, it just might be the "best of all possible worlds". Or not.

  37. A First Time for Nothing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1640)

    These aren't the sort of things one discusses in public, which is exactly why I do the show.

  38. More Than Ever Expected (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1639)

    Jon Yodice co-hosts and nothing is possible.

  39. Menage a Trois Weirdos (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1638)

    Both John Gille AND Jon Yodice join us in this free-for-all three for none odyssey...!

  40. Surreptitiously Surrendering Surrealism (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1637)

    A very dangerous episode. Do not listen to this if you intend to remain sane.

  41. Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1636)

    Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle. Everybody Squiggle. Squiggle till you're green, Squiggle till you're blue. Then some more.

  42. So Many Morons (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1635)

    So many morons, waiting and expecting to hear from you...Too many morons, turning into idiots. How many more morons must I meet, until I am complete?

  43. No One Ever Knew (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1634)

    Some people think they know, but no one ever knew. If anyone ever knows, they wouldn't be thinking they knew, because they'd know they never knew.

  44. Patrick Makes It Happen (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1633)

    Our special guest on this episode of 1-800-Weirdos is https://www.facebook.com/drpatrick who will help us eat our own heads.

  45. The Endless Beginning (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1632)

    Completing the trilogy of episodes with Yodice, we hatch a plan to prank those bastards at #adultswim #developmentmeeting #annnoying #idiots

  46. Ultimate Nonsense (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1631)

    Continuing to ruminate with Mr. Yodice, we make sure not to say anything that makes any sense to anyone. You're welcome.

  47. The Return of Yodice (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1630)

    On this episode, we celebrate the unexpected return of our erstwhile co-host, Mr. Jon Yodice, the man who never knew but understood nonetheless!

  48. AdultSwim Development Meeting Rejection (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1629)

    Here's a very special episode in which I pitch Weirdos TV to the goofballs at #AdultSwim's "#Development Meeting". I'm on their show, and they're on my show. They found this to be too confusing (seems to me they're easily confused).

  49. Contact from Zach (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1628)

    We must be lost in space (and time and multidimensional reality) because Dr. Zachary Smith is our special guest on tonight's episode!

  50. Beyond the End (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1627)

    Now that we're beyond the end of time, things really get out of control. Not recommended listening for those who have difficulty dealing with reality.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A live freeform expression of music and spoken word, with input from callers to 1-800-Weirdos and friends of http://weirdos.com – improvisational and interactive – the WEIRDEST SHOW EVER! Live interactive international improvisational musical multimedia mash-ups! Call 800-934-7367 or Skype weirdos999 to be on the air!

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A live freeform expression of music and spoken word, with input from callers to 1-800-Weirdos and friends of http://weirdos.com – improvisational and interactive – the WEIRDEST SHOW EVER! Live interactive international improvisational musical multimedia mash-ups! Call 800-934-7367 or Skype...

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