10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
by 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.
Episodes
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Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
We try to make sense of 1989’s Halloween 5, a movie where Michael spends a year recovering with a hobo by a river, Jamie and Billy escape a section-8 children’s clinic in a 2007 Mazda 3 whose electro-luminescent gauges and tight turning radius keep the night nurse from noticing, and later the…
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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Creepy kid / whatever Chaseface wants month continues with this pile of Robert Cummings excrement. Terrible movie. And Gross for no other reason than to shock but guess what Mr. Cummings... Its not shocking. Its exactly what we expect from you... Do better. Enjoy!
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Little Evil (2017)
We picked a creepy-kid movie and got a soft paycheck job where the kid mostly stands there. Brad Williams gets one joke and dies. It starts by spoiling its own burial. Sally Field is only there because her son wrote it. We’d rather rewatch Tucker and Dale.
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Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Creepy Kirsten stars in Creepy Kid month. This one is way worse than you remember. I remember being told this was good as a kid... It's not. Brad Pitt's worst performance that I've seen.... Him and Tom seem like they do banal.... Enjoy!
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The Good Son (1993)
Creepy kid month continues with Home alone 1.5: The Good Son. Spoiler, their is no good son because the adults suck. Enjoy!
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The Shining (1980)
Its October so we have to do horror movies.. Every year... At least its The Shining. The movie proves that with a lot of vision and understanding of film and a lot less of Stephen King, a good movie can be made from his nonsense books... Enjoy!
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10 Things I hate about You (1999)
Movie 200!!!! Thats right. We've watched 200 "films" and then recorded our discussion of hating them. So much anger and spite for an art form that brings joy to so many. Anyways... this one is not as good as you remember, but who cares... 200!!!!
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!
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Top Ten Loves for Season 4
60 movies, a lot of crap, but a few gems this season.
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Top Ten Hates for Season 4
60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy
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The Stuff (1985) – Season 4 Finale
A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies. Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state...
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BONUS: Marci X (2003)
Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that desperately wants to be satire but mostly just sits there making mild jokes about purses,...
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Obsession (2026)
The Indie smash hit that took the world by storm... I don't get it. Its fine..
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World Gone Wild (1987)
Nothing makes sense in a world gone wild...
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden cowboy love but whatever.. Enjoy!
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Toy Story (1995)
T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...
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Toy Story 2 (1999)
Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!
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BONUS: Small Soldiers (1998)
The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At least we get Duke Caboom... Enjoy!
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Toy Story 5 (2026)
July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will be answered. Who cares. Enjoy!
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BONUS: The Grey Man (2022)
Because grey is a color. This is it. No more color rush movies..
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Pink Panther (2006)
Color rush month gives us this.... The Pink Panther... I don't get it.
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Red Eye (2005)
Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are terrible. God help this movie if Cillian wasn't in it.. Whatever. It has a color in the title so we watched it. Enjoy!
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BONUS: White Noise(2005)
Ashton just had to watch White Noise for her birthday... Well happy birthday. Sorry your movie is so lame.. Justin sticks to what he knows.. you'll see. Great conversation - terrible movie.
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Blue Thunder (1983)
Baby face Daniel Stern and the guy from Jaws star in this exciting, fast paced, on the edge of your seat helicopter thriller! All but Chase hated it. Enjoy!
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Red Sonja (1985)
June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but kind of good. Fuckin Arnold was in this.. Go figure. Just proves if you follow legal immigration and start at the bottom, your dreams of...
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Willow (1988)
Finally... Midget May is over and we go out with a small bang. Some redemption for the little folk. An actual movie with midgets playing real characters and not just mischievous little monsters. However, a normal steals the show. Life's not fair. Enjoy!
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Time Bandits (1981)
Midget May lives on! No more bonus episodes this month.. we think. This week we watched Time Bandits and some of us wish we could bandit our time back from this movie...
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BONUS: Mortal Kombat 2 (2026)
Because Justin haaaaad to see it....
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BONUS: Twister (1996)
Just for Justin's Bday. The Justinless cast hates the last movie Justin saw with his dad and celebrate him in the same breath.
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Tiptoes (2002/04/06)
May the Midget be with you month continues on with this thing. What is this movie? Gary Oldman as a rebel dwarf with a heart of gold. Matthew McConaughey as a man raised by dwarves now on the edge of sanity. I guess this is one for the midgets but is it? Enjoy
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Under the Rainbow (1981)
Its Midget May! Because even the halfsies deserve the spotlight. We start off with a blatant exploitation of those horny little guys. 150 midgets and all we got were some caricatures of lustfilled little demons. Shame Chevy Chase... Couple of small moments that were funny.. Enjoy!
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BONUS! Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Happy Star Wars Day! To honor it, we bash this movie. May the 4th be with you.
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
It's the end of Catherine O'Hara remembrance month. We had to squeeze this one in for Chase and it wasn't as terrible as Ashton thought!
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For Your Consideration (2006)
Its still Catherine O'Hara month and this movie actually has Catherine in it for more than 5 minutes. Its a mockumentary. If you don't like those or don't know what it is, don't not watch it. Its a weird one and kind of hard to follow since they make it up as they go. Kind of like this podcast…
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Monster House (2006)
This is weak one for Catherine O'Hara month.. She's in it less than Nick Cannon.... Which is some bullshit. Its really just because Justin loves cartoons. He's a cartoon guy. Whatever. just listen
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Penelope (2006)
It's Catherine O'Hara month and Ashton's pick was the Amazing Pig Girl. God help this movie... Christina Ricci has a pig nose and needs to get married, but really she just needs to love herself. There... We saved you an hour and 44 minutes of boring elitist pig propaganda. Enjoy!
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Its April O'Hara month! We started off pretty strong for once. Enjoy!
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Ed (1996)
Thank god this month is over... The final movie starting a Friends cast member and its Ed.... A story about Matt LeBlanc, a monkey, and backdoor wheeling and dealing by an elite single A baseball team owner's son. Do with that info as you will.
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Scream 7 (2026)
"The One with the Screamer"
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BONUS! Friday the 13th part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Its Friday the 13th so we watched Friday the 13th. again. They are all terrible movies. This one is misleading. Also, we answer a lot of questions that the movie leaves you with.
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Leprechaun (1992)
We continue with this month's theme of Friends cast in a starring movie role... We've run out of ideas.. Leprechaun sucks. Jennifer Anniston is ok in this. Its like Rachel's origin story. Don't expect much. Enjoy!
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Almost Heroes (1998)
Friends cast member in a movie month!!!!!!!! First up, this shit with Matthew Perry and Chris Farley. It sucks, but we watched it. Enjoy.
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Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)
Ending Webruary with a banger. Doing loves instead of hates just feels wrong, but this one was a little easier. Actually not bad even though it has a multiverse in it and some odd other-dimensional spider-people. Enjoy
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The Net (1995)
Webruary continues with the world wide variety. Sandy B saves the world with a Tough Book. They tried to warn us in the mid 90s that the internet will kill you. We didn't listen... Enjoy!
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Jason X (2001/2002)
Friday the 13th BONUS! Let me just give a brief synopsis. Jason, the supernatural machete wielding psycho killer, is cryogenically frozen for 450 years. He's, then, taken to space on a trek to Earth 2 where he is thawed and kills people. That's it.
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Arachnophobia (1990)
Webruary continues with spider webs... Real spiders, Real on-location footage, and Real John Goodman. Thank god for Dan. There is an odd amount of ball-cupping too. I'm not sure what a good amount would be.. Some ball-cupping but this seemed extreme. It made Justin uncomfortable. He's never had…
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Ingrid Goes West (2017)
Webruary. Its like February but with webs either spider or world wide . This one is the latter. Also, because its February, we're doing 10 things we LOVE. Its a gimmick. Honestly, it makes the podcast worse... Enjoy!
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My Girl (1991)
Song Title Movie Month is finally over and we end with what you think is a classic.. but its not. Killing Kevin is the only thing that saved this movie. Also, more weirdos in this than you remember. Enjoy!
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We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.
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