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100% Eat

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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?

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Episodes

  1. YOLO - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along

    Our Heroes are done gambling at B Dubs and they're headed back to record the episode. New Achievement Hunter lives. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan…

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  2. The Fuggler of Betrayal %% Buffalo Wild Wings Fright Feast Menu

    A Trojan Horse planted by Cheap Ass Gamer finally pays off as Our Heroes have a FRIGHTFUL time at Buffalo Wild Wings. Would vampires really not eat these wings? They're not that garlicky. They're kind of garlicky? BOO! Now who's scared? AWESOME new merch coming soon https://100percenteat.store...

  3. We Got Used to the Smell? - Jack in the Box Ride Along

    The smell is still there and around and we're not EATING in this STINK! We ate inside the sensory nightmare Jack in the Box. Check out our new TV for retro gaming. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date…

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  4. It STINKS %% Jack in the Box Treehouse of Horror Meal

    Something died. Or the sewer exploded. It's BAD. And we're not even talking about the food. But imagine eating in a sewer. That's what this episode smells like. We can hardly stand it but we're bringing it TO YOU because these are OUR HEROES. Enjoy this more than we enjoy Jack in the Box, which…

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  5. The Fuggler of Apology - Mighty Fine Ride Along

    Nick is still the harbinger of good and, luckily for Cheap Ass Gamer, he is also generous in accepting gifts. You know what you did, Jared. Nick knows this. You're absolved. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up...

  6. Pronounce Our Names Wrong for Mustard %% Mighty Fine Burgers Bijan Dijan Mustard Burge

    Hey mustard-lovers, Our Heroes head to local favorite Mighty Fine where Michael has definitely been or maybe not been before. Who knows? Also who knows how to say anyone name right? What we do know is you better get this burger as a double because it does NOT work as a single. We'll be LIVE...

  7. ICE and Grease - Hopdoddy Ride Along

    Our life long dream is to wash our hands again because of this burger. Big Al's Pizza is STILL NOT OPEN! Look at all these hats. Dracula 2000 time, boys. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on...

  8. The Greasiest Burger Ever Made %% Hopdoddy Bierhaus Wagyu Burger

    Sauce Monkey jr is learning consequences and Our Heroes are tackling an Austin favorite: Hopdoddy. Bring a towel because this is the greasiest thing we've ever eaten. Ever. Will this affect the final score? Yes. Grab your Apple Trio(?) and watch this! We'll be LIVE on Wednesday September 30 at…

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  9. Harbinger of Good - Burger King Ride Along

    Our Heroes had to go to 2 different BKs to get the Dragon Ball meal but they did it. Sort of. Either way, Sauce Monkey is bringing you good tidings, bit*h. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on...

  10. Chicken Nuggets Kaioken x100 %% Burger King Dragon Ball Super Meal

    Last time on 100% Eat, Our Heroes are searched harder for these new Burger King Dragon Ball Super meals harder than anyone looked for the Dragon Balls. But with help from an unlikely ally in The Sauce Monkey, we're finally able to try the Super Saiyan sauce. But only one dip each?! Was this any...

  11. Pretzel Party in the Streets - Auntie Anne's Ride Along

    More like Walk Along. Our Heroes are in the streets with Graysie getting the mozzarella pretzel nuggets but they GOTTA compare them to a NY Pretzel... oh... that's it...? Well maybe WETZELS will stand strong here. Grab an umbrella. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where…

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  12. Graysie Gets Pretzels LIVE %% Auntie Anne's Mozzarella Stuffed Pretzel Nuggets LIVE From the Bell House

    Uhhh ignore how the video looks. You should have seen it before. Our Heroes meet up with Graysie in Brooklyn for live episode from the Bell House. Graysie wanted pretzels and she got pretzels, not just from Auntie Anne's. She also got toys so she doesn't get bored. And stay tuned for a very…

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  13. Just Say Yes - A&W Ride Along

    The Entity gave Our Heroes the chicken sandwiches and Nick rang the bell. Don't worry, he ate the parking lot shrimp. It's two chickens in the buns. What the HELL did we get??? Is it fish? Don't ask questions. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the…

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  14. The Entity Feeds Us Chicken? %% A&W Chicken Sandwich

    Our Heroes head to A&W to check out their FIRST EVER chicken sandwich. Oh they don't have it? That's okay because a magical entity has arrived to fulfill their request. Wait. Is this... fish? Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat...

  15. Michael: Not a Tajin Guy - Taco Bell Ride Along

    Don't worry, Michael feels better now. Grab pack and shack it on the ice cold taco! Bite transition. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday....

  16. You Owe Sauce Monkey a New Phone %% Taco Bell Tajin Menu

    Our Heroes just saw Graysie and we all have to buy Nick a new phone? Why? It's a huge mystery. Either way, we head back to Taco Bell to check out this new Tajin menu which is only medium Tajin. Michael doesn't even LIKE Tajin. Look, it was either this or the decades menu again and that's been a...

  17. Marco’s the Long Way - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along

    Welcome to Marco’s. We're closed. Go somewhere else. Maybe another Marco’s. Join Our Heroes as we go to the outskirts of Hutto to get pizza. As much as this sounds like a Star Wars reference, it's not. At least these wings stink. Nooooooooo Support us directly…

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  18. We Can't Win with Marco's %% Marco's NYXL Pizza

    Most places have 2 ovens and NONE of them WORK! Go somewhere else, like maybe a Marco's that's further away. Sauce Monkey is in a defensive mood because he didn't get a second pizza. "No" - Sauce Monkey. Anyway the boneless wings stink weird style. Grab a quarter of a pizza and enjoy this…

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  19. Bagless Fries - Wendy's Ride Along

    Our Heroes got the Pretzel Pub but ordered it with spicy chicken, (100% Eat style) something you cannot do through the app! They don't believe it's actually going to be right though and even if it is, will it be good? Either way, hold these fries. They didn't give us a bag. All us. Support us...

  20. WE SAVE WENDY'S AGAIN %% Wendy's Pretzel Pub

    Our Heroes (with some bug assistance) have BROUGHT BACK the Wendy's Pretzel Pub. THEY didn't want to. WE did it. But is it GOOD?!?! Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York! Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where…

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  21. Calling Out Chapped Ass Gamer - KFC Ride Along

    Mayor Mandani, you're invited to our live show on September 3. Anyway Nick didn't pick this and he's mad. He's so mad and petty, he quits. Check out Cheap Ass Gamer and don't eat at gas stations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  22. The Soda Exploded %% KFC Popcorn Chicken

    Our Heroes are BACK just like KFC's Popcorn Chicken. Can these bite sized nuggets save this much maligned chicken shack or is this just not as good as we remember? Honestly they're nailing it on the price point but it takes more than COST to save a restaurant. Also Nick is mad we picked this, you...

  23. We Go the Long Way - Carl's Jr Ride Along

    Graysie's gotta see this Spongebob painting and Michael's reached a point where he's OVER Nick's Picks. Casey's is here. NOW! This is down here, up here. NOW! This is pre-Heat stream and we were really expecting A LOT of heat. And it's FINE! Support us directly…

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  24. Sauce Monkey Looksmaxxing %% Carl's Jr Chickenmaxx Sandwich

    Our Heroes will hear no more of Nick's gas station food wants. We're bone smashers now, looking hotter than ever and eating a chicken sandwich that kind of tastes like cafeteria food. Time to film our own commercial for this place. Pigs together strong. Overcome the man in the mansion! 100% Eat...

  25. CuckCouple’s Long Ride Along Adventure - Firehouse Subs Ride Along

    Our Heroes pick up two drifters from the airport but leave James and Elyse behind. We've got a LONG drive ahead of us but that's okay because there's only one person working at this sandwich shop. Enjoy one of the longest Ride Alongs of ALL TIME. Support us directly...

  26. The CuckCouple Picked This %% Firehouse Subs Smokin Honey Melts

    The CUCKCOUPLE are here?!? James & Elyse are still at the airport. This is a different couple. Don't question Nick's driving, he could have made it. We almost got all the food! The couple picked this and there's only 1 person working. Everyone else? Poopose? Oh Poop Hose. LIVE this wednesday at…

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  27. Alamo SUCKS - Chick-fil-A Ride Along

    Have you seen Toy Story 5 yet or have you been North of the wall? Sauce Monkey is getting to the bottom of this and it doesn't matter if you get the hubbas. Anyway check out this pimento cheese, Erick. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with...

  28. MORE Honey on Chicken Sandwiches? %% Chick-fil-A Honey Pepper Pimento Sandwich

    Nick's back and we learn about his father Sweets Monkey. Our Heroes are eating more chicken with honey because this trend refuses to end but does Chick-fil-A do it best? Get your Chick-fil-A Play apps ready and spill water in your laps. And STAY TUNED for a SPECIAL ENDING we've NEVER done before!...

  29. Microwaved Clams & Mustard Watermelon - Delayed Justice LIVE at Home Brew Austin

    Our Hero Judges are ready to rule on some cases that slipped through the cracks. Live from Home Brew Austin, court stenographer Eric will read the crimes to Judges Michael & Jordan to get a ruling. Luckily there's not hungry little monkeys scampering around for a taste. On the docket: mustard...

  30. We, You, God - Jimmy John's Ride Along

    Our Heroes are on their way back to the house after getting all the free smells they can handle. Throw this one up on the TV and contemplate our roster of characters. 100 texts later, its bed time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other...

  31. Blasting on a JBL Speaker %% Jimmy John's Fetty W(r)ap Meal

    Our Heroes say Hey What's Up Hello to Jimmy John's and the new Fetty W(r)ap meal. How do you even say this? Whatever. Get your slappers ready, we recap our live show and Nick's Spurs game experience. Sauce Monkey is a natural vlogger. Oh yeah, the food. What's the point of this? We miss Sauce...

  32. QuikTrip Enjoyers - QuikTrip Ride Along

    Our Heroes have been to a lot of places and this gas station was good! They had what we wanted and Nick is doing some quick maths. Don't be a tutor and take a bite outta this roller food. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100...

  33. Pizza from a Gas Station %% Quiktrip Jalapeno Popper Pizza

    Sauce Monkey is focused and it's all background noise so don't worry. Our Heroes try QuikTrip's pizza offering which is almost not pizza? Eric can't say no to roller food & Nick ordered a lot of food. What's up with that deer in the dumpster? Help on pump 3 for old woman. Grab some merch at...

  34. Michael Got Triple - Panda Express Ride Along

    Our Heroes are gonna get STUFFED and watching a car get pulled when it shouldn't. It's dangerous out here and we're gonna get in an accident on purpose. Did you enjoy the thumbnail? It's Nick's best work yet. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord...

  35. A REPEAT YouReviewer?! %% Panda Express Cantonese BBQ Brisket

    Hey have you played Resident Evil 2 on Nintendo64? Let New Achievement Hunter tell you about it. Our Heroes are seeing if this BBQ Brisket is worth it here in Texas. We're the cutting edge technology so stay tuned for the new RT NFTs. Bad Kids Rise Up and use your electricity callous. We'll be at...

  36. FEETROOMS Theory Changes EVERYTHING About the Backrooms - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along

    WTF Where the Feet?? Michael clarified. What is this red building? We really get into the DETAILS of Nick's single frozen margarita system. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get…

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  37. WTF Where The Feet %% Torchy's Tacos Frontman Taco

    Our Heroes make sure not to eat the lime as they check out the Best Queso in Austin once again. But it's more than queso, it's nachos, it's taco with too much cucumber, it's 1/2 or 2/3 of a margarita so you don't drink two? Which Quaid are you on the side of? Where's Chris? Let us know if Nick is...

  38. Stan Helsing, Our Favorite? - Ride Along Whataburger

    Our Heroes gotta get a first look at this hot honey chicken sandwich. Who could imagine such a thing?? Hot Honey?! Chicken Sandwich?!? Whataburger is breaking down barriers. Truly unexplored territory. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with...

  39. Eating Mac n Cheese at the Waterpark? %% Whataburger Hot Honey Crisp Whatachick'n Sandwich

    Who cares about more hot honey? Have you ever been to calamari waterpark or whatever? You can see it, asswipe. Get yourself into the Backrooms and build it so they will... come...? Catch Whataburger on TMZ. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will…

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  40. Returning to 636 - Ride Along Fuddruckers

    This is a long drive back to the office so Our Heroes make a pitstop at the old Rooster Teeth office, 636. Remember this place? That's the door where behind it someone worked. It's all your memories in one place. Wow. Also we sit in traffic. Support us directly…

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  41. Fudd Prime vs Fudd Exotics? %% Fuddruckers

    Our Heroes get ruck'd up at Fuddruckers. Really they're more excited to talk about Taco Palenque but that's just because they had lunch with Don Ponco, the owner. No big deal, just making Hero moves. Anyway Fuddruckers is almost good but what's with the cheese? Also you can customize but only…

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  42. Water Side Quest - Ride Along Panera Bread

    Our Heroes make a pit stop to refill their water for the house. Nick has this under control you fool. Don't put him in a corner. Why did you go that way? Why didn't your card work? Don't corner him YOU FOOL. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord...

  43. We're in a CORNER and we're STUFFED %% Panera Bread Salad Stuffers

    Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are ready to fix our teeth. What? Support us and grab a shirt...

  44. Nick Terrorizes Wendy's Patrons with Spoon - Ride Along Wendy's

    Do you have a mobile order? Get ready to almost get car slammed and maybe get your order wrong. Anyway leave a comment if you think Nick needs to move on. Use plastic spoon. Sweet Chili! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100...

  45. Wendy's: FIGURE IT OUT %% Wendy's Jalapeno Ranch Burger and Sweet & Sour Sauce

    Our Heroes know the Pretzel Pub isn't back yet but the first thing eliminated in the Bring It Back Bracket is back so we have to try it. Oh they didn't give us any Sweet & Sour? And the chickens burned? But is the jalapeno ranch burger good at least? Hmmm... we see. We see how Wendy's is now.…

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  46. The Way Home to Cars - Burger King Ride Along

    Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happy anniversary! Support us directly...

  47. Grogu Car Episode %% BK Mandalorian & Grogu Meal

    Our Heroes are BACK in their cars to celebrate their second anniversary! And what better celebration than... Burger King's Grogu food? There's a lot in this $20 box plus Grogu's blue goo shake. He makes that himself? Enjoy this return to form because it's a huge mess. To celebrate our second...

  48. It's Fine, It's Meh, I Don't Know - Ride Along Zaxby's

    You can vote at the water park. Do you like this shake, Larry the Cable Guy? Come get kicked out of the Grackle as Our Heroes make their way home after a trip to Zaxby's. Check out Hokum, in theaters now. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord…

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  49. Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding Shake

    Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding ShakeDesc: He's sorry, but he's really not. The Sauce Monkey's dark passenger is loose and he's mad about Pfluggerville, the milkshake, and this small small pig. Our Heroes brave the Zaxby's to see if their $70 is worth it....

  50. Double Dirty Your Dew - Ride Along Taco Bell

    Our Heroes are enjoying their clean sodas and a rough drive where everyone on the road is gonna hit us. Why is Taco Bell against Mt Dew anyway? At least these cops aren't helping. Meet us at the Samsung Soccer Field - date to be determined. Support us directly…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?

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