100% Eat

Most places have 2 ovens and NONE of them WORK! Go somewhere else, like maybe a Marco's that's further away. Sauce Monkey is in a defensive mood because he didn't get a second pizza. "No" - Sauce Monkey. Anyway the boneless wings stink weird style. Grab a quarter of a pizza and enjoy this episode. Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York!Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes got the Pretzel Pub but ordered it with spicy chicken, (100% Eat style) something you cannot do through the app! They don't believe it's actually going to be right though and even if it is, will it be good? Either way, hold these fries. They didn't give us a bag. All us. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes (with some bug assistance) have BROUGHT BACK the Wendy's Pretzel Pub. THEY didn't want to. WE did it. But is it GOOD?!?! Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York! Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mayor Mandani, you're invited to our live show on September 3. Anyway Nick didn't pick this and he's mad. He's so mad and petty, he quits. Check out Cheap Ass Gamer and don't eat at gas stations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are BACK just like KFC's Popcorn Chicken. Can these bite sized nuggets save this much maligned chicken shack or is this just not as good as we remember? Honestly they're nailing it on the price point but it takes more than COST to save a restaurant. Also Nick is mad we picked this, you Chapped Ass Gamer. 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graysie's gotta see this Spongebob painting and Michael's reached a point where he's OVER Nick's Picks. Casey's is here. NOW! This is down here, up here. NOW! This is pre-Heat stream and we were really expecting A LOT of heat. And it's FINE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes will hear no more of Nick's gas station food wants. We're bone smashers now, looking hotter than ever and eating a chicken sandwich that kind of tastes like cafeteria food. Time to film our own commercial for this place. Pigs together strong. Overcome the man in the mansion! 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatliveGrab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes pick up two drifters from the airport but leave James and Elyse behind. We've got a LONG drive ahead of us but that's okay because there's only one person working at this sandwich shop. Enjoy one of the longest Ride Alongs of ALL TIME. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CUCKCOUPLE are here?!? James & Elyse are still at the airport. This is a different couple. Don't question Nick's driving, he could have made it. We almost got all the food! The couple picked this and there's only 1 person working. Everyone else? Poopose? Oh Poop Hose. LIVE this wednesday at 6pm on our Discord for 100% HEAT! Don't miss it! Sign up at Patreon.com/100percenteat 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you seen Toy Story 5 yet or have you been North of the wall? Sauce Monkey is getting to the bottom of this and it doesn't matter if you get the hubbas. Anyway check out this pimento cheese, Erick. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick's back and we learn about his father Sweets Monkey. Our Heroes are eating more chicken with honey because this trend refuses to end but does Chick-fil-A do it best? Get your Chick-fil-A Play apps ready and spill water in your laps. And STAY TUNED for a SPECIAL ENDING we've NEVER done before! 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Hero Judges are ready to rule on some cases that slipped through the cracks. Live from Home Brew Austin, court stenographer Eric will read the crimes to Judges Michael & Jordan to get a ruling. Luckily there's not hungry little monkeys scampering around for a taste. On the docket: mustard watermelon, burger juice, microwaved clams in oatmeal, and MORE! Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email [email protected] Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are on their way back to the house after getting all the free smells they can handle. Throw this one up on the TV and contemplate our roster of characters. 100 texts later, its bed time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes say Hey What's Up Hello to Jimmy John's and the new Fetty W(r)ap meal. How do you even say this? Whatever. Get your slappers ready, we recap our live show and Nick's Spurs game experience. Sauce Monkey is a natural vlogger. Oh yeah, the food. What's the point of this? We miss Sauce Monkey Classic. 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes have been to a lot of places and this gas station was good! They had what we wanted and Nick is doing some quick maths. Don't be a tutor and take a bite outta this roller food. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sauce Monkey is focused and it's all background noise so don't worry. Our Heroes try QuikTrip's pizza offering which is almost not pizza? Eric can't say no to roller food & Nick ordered a lot of food. What's up with that deer in the dumpster? Help on pump 3 for old woman. Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are gonna get STUFFED and watching a car get pulled when it shouldn't. It's dangerous out here and we're gonna get in an accident on purpose. Did you enjoy the thumbnail? It's Nick's best work yet. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey have you played Resident Evil 2 on Nintendo64? Let New Achievement Hunter tell you about it. Our Heroes are seeing if this BBQ Brisket is worth it here in Texas. We're the cutting edge technology so stay tuned for the new RT NFTs. Bad Kids Rise Up and use your electricity callous. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will not be there so we will be doing a Michael, Jordan Podcast and MORE. Get tickets: https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WTF Where the Feet?? Michael clarified. What is this red building? We really get into the DETAILS of Nick's single frozen margarita system. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes make sure not to eat the lime as they check out the Best Queso in Austin once again. But it's more than queso, it's nachos, it's taco with too much cucumber, it's 1/2 or 2/3 of a margarita so you don't drink two? Which Quaid are you on the side of? Where's Chris? Let us know if Nick is bad in the comments. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will not be there so we will be doing a Michael, Jordan Podcast and MORE. Get tickets: https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes gotta get a first look at this hot honey chicken sandwich. Who could imagine such a thing?? Hot Honey?! Chicken Sandwich?!? Whataburger is breaking down barriers. Truly unexplored territory. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who cares about more hot honey? Have you ever been to calamari waterpark or whatever? You can see it, asswipe. Get yourself into the Backrooms and build it so they will... come...? Catch Whataburger on TMZ. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will not be there so we will be doing a Michael, Jordan Podcast and MORE. Get tickets: https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a long drive back to the office so Our Heroes make a pitstop at the old Rooster Teeth office, 636. Remember this place? That's the door where behind it someone worked. It's all your memories in one place. Wow. Also we sit in traffic. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes get ruck'd up at Fuddruckers. Really they're more excited to talk about Taco Palenque but that's just because they had lunch with Don Ponco, the owner. No big deal, just making Hero moves. Anyway Fuddruckers is almost good but what's with the cheese? Also you can customize but only kind of? And why is it in a Luby's? Cuck Chair Entries are CLOSED and we'll announce the winner SOON! Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Thanks for supporting us through 2 incredible years. The Sauce Monkey will allow you to live. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes make a pit stop to refill their water for the house. Nick has this under control you fool. Don't put him in a corner. Why did you go that way? Why didn't your card work? Don't corner him YOU FOOL. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are ready to fix our teeth. What? Support us and grab a shirt my boy https://100percenteat.storeIf you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you have a mobile order? Get ready to almost get car slammed and maybe get your order wrong. Anyway leave a comment if you think Nick needs to move on. Use plastic spoon. Sweet Chili! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes know the Pretzel Pub isn't back yet but the first thing eliminated in the Bring It Back Bracket is back so we have to try it. Oh they didn't give us any Sweet & Sour? And the chickens burned? But is the jalapeno ranch burger good at least? Hmmm... we see. We see how Wendy's is now. This is no holds barred. 25% off EVERYTHING at the 100% Eat Store through Memorial Day?! https://100percenteat.store If you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happy anniversary! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are BACK in their cars to celebrate their second anniversary! And what better celebration than... Burger King's Grogu food? There's a lot in this $20 box plus Grogu's blue goo shake. He makes that himself? Enjoy this return to form because it's a huge mess. To celebrate our second anniversary, we have a WEEK of content up at the Patreon now including some guests, some new shows, and some Mommy Pictures? If you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can vote at the water park. Do you like this shake, Larry the Cable Guy? Come get kicked out of the Grackle as Our Heroes make their way home after a trip to Zaxby's. Check out Hokum, in theaters now. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding ShakeDesc: He's sorry, but he's really not. The Sauce Monkey's dark passenger is loose and he's mad about Pfluggerville, the milkshake, and this small small pig. Our Heroes brave the Zaxby's to see if their $70 is worth it. It's... not. They're big but where's the chicken? No one's here. If you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Shouts out HoodAnchorYe https://www.instagram.com/hoodanchorye/New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are enjoying their clean sodas and a rough drive where everyone on the road is gonna hit us. Why is Taco Bell against Mt Dew anyway? At least these cops aren't helping. Meet us at the Samsung Soccer Field - date to be determined. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes decide that today is a good day and return to Taco Bell to check out their new Triple Double crunchwrap. None of us are crunchwrap guys but maybe whatever they tripled makes it good and we'll definitely all understand what is tripled. Zab also gets with Buldak to take over the world? We get a little in the weeds in this episode. OUR ANNIVERSARY is May 11 and we'll celebrate with a FULL WEEK of exclusive videos on Patreon. Prepare for guests, promises fulfilled, and being trapped in a car with Sauce Monkey. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes just saw Exit 8 (2025) and they're gonna talk about it. "Oh no don't spoil it" trust us when we say it doesn't matter. A man becomes increasingly desperate when he realizes he is trapped in a subway station, needing to complete a mission to get out. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This one hurts. Our Heroes take in a movie (Exit 8 ) at Austin's own Alamo Drafthouse to check out the new menu. It's rough. These pretzels. And the queso? And you have to be on your phone? Also Sauce Monkey is flipping out at this movie. This one is for the books but luckily it's also for the bugs (you) so enjoy more than we did. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay so part of the Kpop Demon Hunters menu is this McFlurry with non-blueberry blueberries but we gotta eat em QUICK! It's gonna make a mess in Eric’s car and he's gonna start to think about getting mad!!!!! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes head to the Golden (heh) Arches to get the new Kpop Demon Hunter meals, which they were scared they were going to run out of, Grinch style. We're talking hamburger positions, food additions, dippin sauces, pretty feet, and MORE! New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are celebrating 100 with a car ride back to the office and NOTHING WEIRD HAS HAPPENED TODAY. Have you seen these jack antenna balls? Crazy. Check out this slop burger. Crazy. Why did you make us eat this? Crazy. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs & lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return in episode 100 with the Hot Mess Meal, a whole pile of slop in a box. Why? Why did you do this? New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. Check out that TALL shirt though. Get one at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude. Are you a Buster for Hut? Or are you a Buster for Lola? Bustin makes us feel good. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick & Jordan see it for the first time but Michael & Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign for vengeance. Join us on our Discord by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat and be a part of our upcoming celebrations because we turn 2 in MAY! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop. AND DON'T FORGET that we're watching Beekeeper (2024) with YOU on Wednesday March 25th at 6pm CT on discord! Get on by going to Patreon.com/100percenteat NOW! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email [email protected] Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?) Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices