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100 Jokes About Friends
by Soundville Holdings, LLC
100 Jokes About Friends
Episodes
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Why was the broom late? It swept too long, but its friend helped clean up.
Why was the broom late? It swept too long, but its friend helped clean up.
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Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants without its friend.
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants without its friend.
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Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish, but friends try.
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish, but friends try.
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Why don’t some fish like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting caught, but friends help them bluff.
Why don’t some fish like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting caught, but friends help them bluff.
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Why don’t some fish like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting caught, but friends help them bluff.
Why don’t some fish like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting caught, but friends help them bluff.
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Why don’t some cats play poker? Because they might get caught cheating by their friends.
Why don’t some cats play poker? Because they might get caught cheating by their friends.
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Why don’t some cats play poker? Because they might get caught cheating by their friends.
Why don’t some cats play poker? Because they might get caught cheating by their friends.
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels, and friends don’t joke about food.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels, and friends don’t joke about food.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even friends.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even friends.
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish, but true friends aren’t.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish, but true friends aren’t.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even friends!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even friends!
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs, just like friends share secrets.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs, just like friends share secrets.
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Why do bananas never get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
Why do bananas never get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal with a friend.
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal with a friend.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and its friend laughed.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and its friend laughed.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw its friend the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw its friend the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing, and its friend made a joke.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing, and its friend made a joke.
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Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake, and his friend dared him.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake, and his friend dared him.
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a supportive friend.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a supportive friend.
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Why did the scarecrow become friends with the farmer? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow become friends with the farmer? He was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow become friends with the farmer? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow become friends with the farmer? He was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow become a good friend? Because he was always outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow become a good friend? Because he was always outstanding in his field.
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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi, and had a friend to dance with.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi, and had a friend to dance with.
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Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.
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Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.
Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.
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Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.
Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy, but its friend sweetened the deal.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy, but its friend sweetened the deal.
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Why did the computer need a nap? It had a bad case of bugs, but its friend debugged it.
Why did the computer need a nap? It had a bad case of bugs, but its friend debugged it.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, but its friend was there to debug it.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, but its friend was there to debug it.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, but its friend debugged it.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, but its friend debugged it.
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks, and a friend to play with.
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks, and a friend to play with.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired to go on without its friend.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired to go on without its friend.
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Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a short cut with a friend.
Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a short cut with a friend.
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Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a short cut with a friend.
Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a short cut with a friend.
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Why did the banana go to the party? Because it had a friend to split with.
Why did the banana go to the party? Because it had a friend to split with.
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Why did the balloon go near the needle? Because it wanted to pop in on a friend.
Why did the balloon go near the needle? Because it wanted to pop in on a friend.
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Why did the balloon go near the needle? Because it wanted to pop in on a friend.
Why did the balloon go near the needle? Because it wanted to pop in on a friend.
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Why are friends like shoes? Because they support you.
Why are friends like shoes? Because they support you.
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels, just like friends.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels, just like friends.
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What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream with friends.
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream with friends.
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What do you call two birds who are best friends? Tweethearts.
What do you call two birds who are best friends? Tweethearts.
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What do you call friends who love math? Algebros.
What do you call friends who love math? Algebros.
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What do you call friends who love chips? Dipsticks.
What do you call friends who love chips? Dipsticks.
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What do you call a friend who's always there for you? Your palindrome.
What do you call a friend who's always there for you? Your palindrome.
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What do you call a friend who loves gardening? A plant pal.
What do you call a friend who loves gardening? A plant pal.
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What do you call a friend who can’t stop laughing? A giggle-buddy.
What do you call a friend who can’t stop laughing? A giggle-buddy.
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