1000 Wives of Weird

Dem boys cover the final episode of Masters of Horror even though this only their fourth episode. What a country! Brad's breathing is still out of control. It'll either get fixed or he'll die. Either way, problem solved.

Welcome to the Heavy Breathing podcast. A never-ending podcast the features heavy breathing and discussion of doll dicks. The episode goes on so long that Brad forgets the character voice he's doing. 

Dem boys talk about this nothing of an episode. 

Fashionably late, here's our 2025 Christmas spectacular where we discuss the absolute mind-melter A Karate Christmas Miracle. Brad's ugly son Molvin is in the studio as well.

Does the audio on this sound weird? I though it sounded weird and I even made a little intro tag to be, like, "I know the audio sounds weird, sorry," but then I listened to some bits again and it didn't sound bad. So, I don't know.  Anyone, prepare for your new favorite character: Fermando.

One of them's a moth. The other? A lizard! How will these two mismatched whackadoodles learn to raise a human child together? That's the question I would be asking if that was what the movie is about.

It's the inaugural episode of Disasters of Horror where Billy and Brad discuss the 2005 anthology show Masters of Horror. Dem boys discuss the 5th episode of the 1st season: Chocolate. Really hope Mick Garris doesn't have a google alert for his name.

Dem boys have a special announcement before they gush over the story of a young man, his guitar, his trusty hound, and a lot of bad men.

What do you get when you cross a dude who looks nothing like Bruce Lee with Dracula, Popeye, Clint Eastwood, and the afterlife? You get The Dragon Lives Again, a bizarre bruceploitation movie that is as insane as it is disrespectful.

RIP David

A disjointed and fractured episode about Francis Ford Coppola's swan song Megalopolis.

We're back and the snowing is falling and the bells are jingling. It's the Christmas Spectacular and a special guest is at the door. Is Santa? NO. It's Kahlie!

Dem Boys wrestle with the weirdest film in Peter Cushing's oeuvre. They also read a choose-your-own-adventure book.

It's been awhile, but dem boys are back with a special guest to talk about the wet and wild world of Barbarella

Billy talks about his favorite Boris Karloff movie and gun safety expert Jim Gurnt visits the studio.

Join us as we talk about a truly wild yakuza movie that was so weird it got the director fired, led to protests, and will make you think differently about the smell of boiling rice.

Billy talks about his favorite actor, Peter Cushing. Brad talks about the penis bone most mammals have, the baculum.

Extry! Extry! it's an extry long episode. The boys go 'boing as they discuss the forgotten Robert Aldrich film "Emperor of the North."

Billy's back! All it took was the allure of Vincent Price. This week, the Trouble Brothers talked about the Shakespeare-themed serial killer camp thriller Theatre of Blood.

Finally, this classic episode is available like you've never heard it before: audibly! In this episode, Billy and Brad watch 3 Dev Adam a Turkish movie about Captain America, a Mexican wrestler named Santo, and a criminal called The Spider. Also, Marvel legend Stan Lee stops by to shout. Warning: It might get loud.

Experience the classic second episode of 1000 Wives of Weird like you've never heard it before: audibly! The first three episode have always been very low volume. Now, with this expert new sound mix you can re-experience this episode. On this episode, Billy brings on one of his favorite Godzilla movies: Shin Godzilla. Brad finds out it's like kaiju jazz.

Experience the classic first episode of 1000 Wives of Weird like you've never heard it before: audibly! The first three episode have always been very low volume. Now, with this expert new sound mix you can re-experience this episode. In the inaugural episode of 1000 Wives of Weird, Brad and Billy discuss the Shadoe Stevens action-comedy Traxx.

This week, Billy's back and Ian returns to the show once again. They're talking about the cult classic Suspiria from Dario Argento. Opinions vary. A little German boy visits the studio. Brad is betrayed by lack of support from the squad.

Billy's not quite back yet, but enjoy this episode dem boys recorded a few months back. Before going to a Weird Al concert, Billy and Brad take some time out to talk about UHF.

Billy's gone and this is our shortest episode ever! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? Yes, but it has nothing to do with the podcast. This week, Brad has on the wonderful Emery Fox to talk about the farting boner corpse bromantic comedy Swiss Army Man. And talk she barely does! Still, it's a great movie and a great episode.

GUEST SERIES CONTINUES. This week, Brad welcomes on the show's former and original co-host, writer for Horrorobsessive.com Brendan Jesus. They talk about the We're All Going to the World's Fair, a coming of age horror movie that the director has pointed as dealing with issues of gender and identity. So, who better to talk about it than two cis men? They do their best. Brad continually confuses dysphoria and dysmorphia. They try to talk about what they know.

Billy is still absent, so Brad invites his one of the other movie lovers in his life onto the show: Elyse! Elyse brings along Ralph Bakshi's Cool World which is the definition of a hot mess! What's the super secret sexy one rule of Cool World? What's the greatest Leisure Suit Larry mod that never was? Tune in to find out!

Oh, boy. . .this is a rough episode. Billy is MIA so Brad brings on a friend, Jon Towne, and they discuss After Last Season. Or they try to. This is the movie that almost defeated Brad.

This week, dem boys tackle a true cult classic: the Brian DePalma - Paul Williams collaboration The Phantom of the Paradise. Not only that, but they have a special guest. Friend of the show Ian Keefer drops by to chat with the guys about this phenomenal movie.

Willem Dafoe. Pleather overalls. What more do you need? Okay. How about an awesome soundtrack and Rick Moranis? Fine, we'll throw in Bill Paxton and explodercycles.

EPISODE 50!! Can you believe it? You know Dem Boys had to do something special for it. So, Brad corrects one of Billy's huge weird movie blind spots and shows him Alejandro Jodorowsky's singular epic The Holy Mountain.

What makes Billy cry? An episode of Power Rangers it turns out. This week, he brings us an unusual episode of the RPM incarnation of the franchise. He says it's unusual. We'll have to take his word for it. We learn a lot about the franchise and maybe even a little bit about ourselves.

This week, Dem Boys get a little bit gentle with it. The weirdness may be low, but the love is high as they discuss Paddington 2.

This week, Dem Boys are tackling one of the biggest cult movies of all time: Something Buckaroo Banzai Something Something. Featuring an all-star cast and enough weirdness to shake a stick at, Brad and Billy are absolutely Underwhelmed. This is not a wake, it's an autopsy.

This episode Dem Boys return to Frank Henenlotter with his feminist masterpiece "Frankenhooker." Seriously, the film has a strong feminist bent. It's also hilarious and over-the-top. Brad and Billy do their best to not offend any sex workers and they try very hard not to misgender an eyeball embedded in a brain.

Throw off the yoke of No Not That One month and rejoice in the good news of Tron! The early '80s sci-fi classic is the topic for this episode and dem boys love it so much they create an entire Tron TV show.

It's a B-O-N-U-S episode of No, Not That One month in which Dem Boys talk about the boxing kangaroo movie starring Elliot Gould. It's not as fun as it sounds. Brad is despondent. Billy is miserable. And why does the kangaroo suit have balls?

No Not That One month is almost done and this week we're talking about Up! No. Not that one. Seriously. Not that. Please, please understand we're not talking about that one. Instead, we're talking about the '70s softcore porn made by Russ Meyer called Up! It is. . .wild. Very wild. Top 5 weirdest Dem Boys have covered. So, check out this extremely NSFW episode.

No Not That One month continues its bloody, devastating march to the coast with THE Street Fighter. The brutal and insane martial arts masterpiece starring The Man From Japan Shinichi Chiba AKA Sonny Chiba. Is it the weirdest movie Dem Boys have covered? No, sir. But it is the Citizen Kane of martial arts exploitation.

No Not That One Month continues with the fantastic and incredible Tag by Japanese director Sion Sono. Billy loves it! Brad loves it! They learn how to pronounce Sion Sono's name. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Dem Boys present their first ever theme month. All March, Brad and Billy are saying "No, Not That One." Every week they're presenting a movie with the same title as a more popular movie. First up, the 1967 version of Casino Royale! Featuring David Niven, Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, John Huston, and Orson Welles. It's a baffling excursion that spins our heroes right round. With more James Bonds than any movie has ever contained, it has to be good, right? Right?!

This week Dem Boys talk about one of the wildest movies they've encounter with the direct-to-video Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby. From 1999 and starring Natasha Lyonne, it tells the story of two damage young women as they feel from a medical detention center and get up to a whole lot of no good. Brad and Billy try to find meaning in the exploitation and find a surprising depth.

What's up '90s, kids?! This week Dem Boys bring on super fan and super friend of the show, Steven Collier, to discuss the cult classic Hackers. Do you have what it takes to hack the Gibson?

It was Brad's birthday this month, so to celebrate Dem Boys talk about Pontypool for a looooong time. Written by Tony Burgess, directed by Bruce McDonald, and starring one of Brad and Billy's favorites, Stephen McHattie. It's one of their favorite horror movies and they're going to tell you why. And tell you. And tell you.

Dem Boys return to Japan to talk about the over-the-top, outrageous, blood-soaked gore film The Machine Girl. Also, Billy saves the world by not being gross.

New year, new. . .EPISODE?! It's true! To close out 2021, dem boys have a free-wheeling conversation about the movies they watched together NOT for this show. Also serving as a preview of coming attractions, the guys half remember several movies and effuse about them.

Feliz Navidad, stupids. Brad and Billy talk about one of the most insane Christmas movies you haven't heard of: El Dia de la Bestia OR The Day of the Beast. It's a 1995 Spanish movie that blends horror with black comedy with psychological thriller with. . .Christmas. Also, Brad issues a mea culpa.

Just in time for Christmas, it's our Halloween episode! Dem boys discuss the cult classic Halloween III: Season of the Witch. A major departure for the franchise, this movie doesn't feature Michael Meyers. It does feature Dr. Dan Challis and he even drops by the studio!

Billy watches his first John Waters movie! That's a lie. Billy watches his second John Waters movie!

Dem Boys discuss the John Carpenter movie "In the Mouth of Madness." They also take some of their favorite second-string Sutter Cane novels out of storage.