16th Avenue

… Dylan Scott might not be singing mmm mmm mmm if he knew what Tyler Farr was servin’ up…Rhonda Vincent is our kind of palate cleanser…if Patsy Cline and Amy Winehouse had a love child, well, don’t say we didn’t warn you….country’s favorite redhead is back in with her peace out…AND…number one this week is a new hit from a young guy...literally…country …and then some…

…Dierks is drunk, but at least it’s a runway and not a rural road…Garth would like to announce that Garth is bringing Garth out of retirement and hopes that Garth fans everywhere will join Garth in celebrating the return of Garth…Florida Georgia Line dishes the dirt and looks forward to cleaning up…classic music from Barbara Mandrell and Merle Haggard…AND…finally! somebody tells them bro country boys what they can do with that bro country …country …and then some…

…only four ladies in the top 30 and two of them had to sing together to get there…some God, some girls and a lot of fresh music if radio would wise up…Kenny Chesney rolls up, rolls up with a not so mystery video…some country music is for the sold, this lady plays and sings for the soul…AND…don’t invite Billy Currington over if you have any issue with fungus …country …and then some…

…while Jennifer Nettles does her thing, Kristian Bush does his, with a hearse…Band Perry will be getting back at Blake Shelton for giving them the finger…Taylor Swift cops out with her new companion…Alan Jackson has moved past dirt roads and we couldn’t be happier…AND…Carrie Underwood is a safe bet to blow you away with this song …country …and then some…

…Eric Paslay leaves out the dirt roads and pickup trucks and God bless him…Brad Paisley says less synapsis more smiles this time around…find out why Kelly Clarkson didn’t ask me for advice about naming the baby…Blake Shelton has his eyes peeled and everything else, for that matter…AND…a fond farewell to a voice country radio never knew but still respected big time…country …and then some…

…that Perry girl is no shy flower and knows her way around the power tools, too…yes, it’s a classic country song, no, it’s not dedicated to any of the bro country boys in particular…Randy Houser says breakin up is hard to do and that’s all he has to say about it…they’re all good, so what’s the BEST George Strait song? nice try…so how the first best?....AND…Alan Jackson could have written this and retired as far as we’re concerned …country …and then some…

…Carrie and Miranda are up to something that’s not good, but that’s alright…Luke Bryan takes the fall, both literally and by trying to convince us that rap is down home, too…Kacey and Katy and nudity, so to speak…Willie probably didn’t have to sand the floor or paint the fence…AND…Miranda whines while Brandy shines …country …and then some…

…Lady Antebellum pours out their troubles to the folks who pour…Rascal Flatts winds it up and back all at the same time…Carrie Underwood says she ain’t in no hurry…Dolly’s not blue, she just smokes that way…Mr. and Mrs. Moser invite everyone to follow them to honor those deserving that honor…Dottie’s kid made good and there’s a reason...AND…a Memorial Day tribute from someone who knows better than many what sacrifice really means…country …and then some…

…Hunter Hayes has an inkling it will be a hit…Miranda offers proof that a lifetime isn’t really all that long…I wrote the words and music and I’m not pitching it, but if, perchance, you like it, I won’t not return your call…AND…three country superstars sing like angels in tribute to a new angel …country …and then some…

…Brett Eldridge’s gives you the beat, boys….two thirds of this country pop phenomenon only open their mouths to make music…this newly renewed music show is becoming like crab grass, it just won’t die and we can’t seem to kill it…Keith checked out and Tim checked in and the wheel on the tour bus went round and round…AND…she sang a big hit about nobody in particular, then pushed her luck a little by singing about short pants and swords …country …and then some…

…Miranda Lambert continues her award winning ways including the Nobel Peace Prize and the Kentucky Derby…Eli Young Band likes to make with the family thing…eleven different country stars want to fill millions of different bellies…if you’re wanting a jackass of a song, go to Jerrod…Tammy got it right a long, long time ago…AND…won’t be long before they call Britney Jamie Lynn’s sister …country …and then some…

...Blake Shelton thinks spare time means you can’t spare any time…a country classic you might have forgotten about, with any kind of luck…business is booming on Sundays in Jamaica…Martina’s next CD could very easily be songs sung in the shower…AND…car washes may just go the way of country songs that don’t mention beer or dirt roads…country …and then some…