Episodes
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S3E1: Hampton Court-er Quell
Hello Upper East Siders, thought you’d gotten rid of us? Well, think again! The Girls and Matty make a triumphant return, and while some things may be new (Ellen’s recent affinity for Sam Claflin, Gráinne's Tom Cruise era), others remain the same (the Daily Mail's hard hitting journalism). Catch…
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2ABG Presents: Fish It Like Foden - A Bend It Like Beckham Retrospective
In the Season 2 interregnum, join the Girls and Producer Matty as they revisit the famed Jonathan Rhys Meyers star vehicle Bend It Like Beckham. Don’t know anything about soccer? Don’t worry, neither do Ellen and Matty! However, if you do like soccer and have ever wondered which 1998 Man U player...
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S2E10: Tribute to Anne-omalocaris (feat. Friend of the Pod, Ariane)
As "The Best Season" comes to a close, the Girls are joined by Friend of the Pod, Tudors Super Fan, and reformed JRM admirer Ariane for their final good-bye to everyone's favourite Girlboss, Anne Boleyn. With some incredible Heir, Male and a lot of weird, heavy swan imagery, Anne Boleyn couldn't...
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S2E9: Deletin' Mark Smeaton
Edit: if you heard the old busted ass version of this episode, no you didn't This week, the Girls manage to stay mostly on topic as Henry VIII locks up one wife and lockets up another. The body count is high in this episode: eulogies include Mark Smeaton, the worst assassin ever, and…
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S2E8: VIII-kiFeet
They said it couldn't be done. Equipped with new microphones, the Girls emerge from the depths of the ocean to release an episode less than three months after the previous one. Despite starting off firmly on topic, the Girls quickly become distracted by WikiFeet, the romantic history of another...
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S2E7: Henry the Late-th
We're back! Do you remember what you were doing February 10th? Apparently we were recording this episode. Two and a half months after the recording session, Producer Matty finally got around to editing this absolute mess, and it truly is a mess! Gráinne can't stop fidgeting and Ellen's microphone...
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S2E6: Tudor Cinema Club
This week, the Girls totally ignore Henry VIII's love of tennis and instead dive deep into their own love of California Kickball with the big gym mats. Other topics include Bridgerton, the opening sequence of Lord of the Rings, and our dream podcast guest for 2021. #BoleynGirlsGetStoned
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S2E5: Execution Patio
This week, the Girls send off their beloved Mr. Knightley, continue to wrestle with the perils of remote recording (namely Ellen's audio quality and Gráinne's love of fidgeting on mic), and attempt to answer the most difficult question about the The Tudors yet: how high does David Beckham rank on...
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S2E4: Madge Max Fury Road (feat. Friend of the Pod, Kevin)
On the first annual 2ABG Halloween Spooktacular, the Boleyn Girls are joined by two very special guests: Gráinne's brother Kevin, and a shit ton of fireworks. The Girls debate the worst YA baby name, unfortunately agree that Henry VIII is “goofy”, and have their worst fight yet about how to...
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S2E3: Softcore Pawn
As King Henry plays a game of sexy chess, Ellen and Gráinne play a game of "Who is that? Is he important?" and tackle topics such as Tudor sex and beefy Sherlock.
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S2E2: Tayto Presents: Meetin' Mark Smeaton
This is a very important episode plot wise, but The Additional Boleyn Girls don’t seem to care! As Anne and Henry travel to France, and the plot continues to thicken, The Girls discuss Pizza Express and potato chips. Plus, a new character is introduced, and he’s not named Thomas!!
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S2E1: #SaveAnnewithaB
We're back and hate Luke Pasqualino! Recorded live from the closed concept kitchen of Henry Cavill's Gaming Cottage, the Girls and Producer Matty dive head first into season 2 of everyone’s favourite family drama! Prepare yourself for more hair, more gout, more murder, and even more homemade…
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2ABG Presents: The Great British Boy Off - Skins Edition: Part 2
Get your bracket ready and step into our dark, twisted minds for Part 2 of the Great British Boy Off. The stakes have NEVER been higher! Bear witness as we crown our new king(s) of British late aughts teen comedy-dramas. As Producer Matty said, “I made choices that surprised even me”.
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2ABG Presents: The Great British Boy Off - Skins Edition: Part 1
Join The Girls and Producer Matty as they come together for the inevitable - pitting all the boys from the TV show "Skins" head to head in a bracket style competition! In Part 1, meet the eligible bachelors and learn absolutely nothing about the context in which they exist! Link to Paul…
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S1E10: Hand of the King (feat. Friend of the Pod, Brandon)
As Season 1 comes to a close, the Girls welcome their first official guest - friend of the pod, Brandon! Together, the 4 Additional Boleyn Girls and Boys stay uncharacteristically on topic (kidding, we talk about “Where Hands Touch” and the country of Wales). As we take a break before diving back...
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S1E9: The Sleeves are Always Greener
While Henry VIII pens Greensleeves, the Girls and Matty discuss dog decapitation (sorry), who they’d cast as a live-action Wishbone (unrelated to dog murder), and like 20 TV shows that aren't The Tudors (you're welcome).
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S1E8: Full Heel Sam Neill
In Two Additional Boleyn Girls' first at-home interactive podcast experience, Cardinal Wolsey embraces villainy, Ellen introduces Jonah Hauer-King, and Gráinne deals with her own unique early 2000's indie rock location blindness. #GoogleJonathanRhysMeyers
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S1E7: Sweat Hot Anglican Summer
The girls try to escape the pandemic by watching an episode about... a pandemic. Non-plague related topics include Gary Lineker, the Peaky Blinders haircut, nightmare gym soundtracks, and a plane carrying $1.3 million worth of cannabis. Producer's note: This is the first episode we've had to…
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S1E6: Knightley Recap
The Girls are enthralled by Mr. Knightleys (both past and present) as they recap what can only be described as "The Most Boring Episode of The Tudors Yet". Stay tuned for more Thomases than you could ever want, an in-depth analysis of the history of undergarments, and bountiful spoilers for…
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S1E5: Off With Her Maidenhead
The Additional Boleyn Girls say goodbye to (friend of the pod) CBC Gem and say hello to the Uncut DVD Gem(s). Topics this week include Coldplay, "EMMA. (2020)", and Jonathan "John Mulaney" Rhys Meyers sometimes getting nervous on airplanes.
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S1E4: Bog Body
Thanks to some after work drinks, Ellen turns her brain off and misses half the episode and must rely on Gráinne's malaria-focused retelling to piece together what Peppa Pig, Joe Cole, and pole vaulting all have in common.
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S1E3: The Trip to Portugal
Gráinne and Ellen forget about the central concept of this podcast and talk about The Trip for an hour. Producer Matty gets the sweating sickness and winds up back in the Hell Ferrari.
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S1E2: Emotional Sweating Sickness
The girls break down episode 2 of The Tudors and discuss topics such as boy fights, Sexy Prince Charles, and how many bricks were used in the construction of Hampton Court.
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S1E1: Jonathan Rhys Myers Briggs Test
Fresh off of watching their first episode of The Tudors, Ellen and Gráinne share their thoughts on the pilot, discussing the handsomeness (or lack thereof) of the male leads, as well as Titanic (2012), the EU, and Wishbone the dog.
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S1E0: Introduction
Ellen and Gráinne explain why they are watching The Tudors thirteen years after it aired and make some predictions about the show, while Producer Matty tries to figure out when Riverdale is set.