Episodes
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The Family Fair Pay Episode
It's happening! This is not a drill! You can finally return to your routines, Dan & Phil are BACK with that fresh new-new!! Dan is a father now, and he has profound wisdom to share, like "new parents are tired". The boys even get to talk about sport, like Formula 1 coming back to Africa (surprise...
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The Unclean Scene Episode
Ahoy to you comrades and property owners! The boys are back with a bumper episode! This one has everything, from a deep dive on the trending Lindsay Clancy situation, to an analysis of Zim events like Kabza de Small club nights, and Teen Fest's with... worrying headliners, to rugby teams living…
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The Pay Through Your Nose Episode
Fellow comrades and non-receivers of vehicular gifts, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again to knock down global ignorance with the sledgehammer of podcasting! This week, the pair discuss the terrible tragedy of the Kariba Ferry, the ongoing InDrive wars between Harare City Council and…
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The Gone From Home Episode
The 2 Broke Twimbos have formally put forward their interest to FIFA in buying stakes in the World Cup. This episode of the podcast also explores the aftermath of Zimfest in the UK, the postponement of HIFA (which should have been happening as we speak), the mining of gold in someone’s back yard...
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The Oddi And The Even Episode
Ladies, gentlemen and AI agents! Welcome to another episode of the only podcast that should be listened to in IMAX 70mm (as Dan & Phil intended). The boys are back and Dan shares his experience with Hermes, while Phil shares his experience with Odysseus. Also, what's going on with Holy Ten? We...
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The Its Goating Home Episode
Well fry that patty up and slap it between 2 black buns because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back! Dan & Phil celebrate the new Recording Academy Class of 2026 before checking out updates on the Lebo M v Learnmore Jonasi case, and some follow-up discussions on the anti-immigrant marches in South…
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The When They Go Slow We Go Slow Episode
We have a new episode, Thank The Patrons! (Some of them) Dan & Phil return with some spirited debates about many important issues: from the anti-immigration protests in South Africa to protests against reality TV shows in Zimbabwe. Should Zimbabwean events boycott South African artists? Should…
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To Live and Die in Aiiii Episode
Boys & Girls, everything is alright again, the 2BT boys are back with another sports science analysis of the World Cup to date. Dan & Phil examine some moral (and magical) quandaries arising from the football, some questions about the music industry like why did Lizzo go triple paper clip? And…
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The Waka Maka Episode
Go sports! Yay team! Dan & Phil are back for a fresh new instalment of your favourite dedicated Jonasi-hater themed podcast. In this episode of 2 Broke Twimbos, the dynamic duo react to the viral sensation that is Sue Nyathi's Netfilx-adaptation of her book The Polygamist, then they review the...
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The Greens with Envi Episode
New episode! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of a podcast that did not get a visa to discuss World Cup stuff, but will anyway. There's some stuff to catch up on, the technical stuff you've come to expect from these erudite savants, like Miss Universe and Love Island. But also South Africa…
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The Prompt But Delay Episode
Another week of Hormuz problems, but we don't even notice because, that also means it's another week of 2BT to listen to on public transport. Dan & Phil are back to talk about AI in music videos (Winky D what is you doing??), the concerning build-up to the World Cup, tech ombudsman stuff and a…
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The Gunning for Gooners Episode
CHAMPIONES! CHAMPIONES! OLE OLE OLE!! Sorry not sorry, this is a celebration episode! Dan celebrates his beloved Arsenal, and there's a bit of a chat around the spat between Plot Mhako and Lady Kuda, about age vs being in touch with the streets. But mostly it's a celebration! Enjoy! Subscribe and...
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The Sand in The Soap Box Episode
Fellow Hantavirus survivors! Behold, a brand new episode of the podcast that can only be described as a treasure available to all who search deep within the crevices of The Trabablas Exchange. It's a short & sweet one, Dan & Phil spotlight some Zimbabweans doing it big before examining some...
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The Fare is Foul Episode
Blue Button pressers and I suppose Red Buttoners as well, welcome to the return of the pod, Dan & Phil link up for a brand new episode of your favourite non-xenophobic podcast. This week: Game Theory, Luke Tawanda Philemon Humba, ZIMRA paints a target on social media influencers who are making...
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The Rise and Appeal Episode
Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is...
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The Punctual Pullout Episode
The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views! Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve...
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The Crowned Wince Episode
Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the...
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The Oh Father Guard Episode
Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho, the…
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The CAF Aye OLAY Episode
The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking...
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The Snitch Over Troubled Water Episode
Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are…
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The Roaring 20s Episode
Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedians for cultural accuracy (Learnmore Jonasi is…
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The Blurts and Spurts Episode
New week, new weak! Dan & Phil chop it up in a new episode of your favourite podcast that runs on lithium concentrate - Zimbabwe is competing at the FIFA World Cup! (video games) Also, the whole thing with Tourette's activist John Davidson at the BAFTAs. AAAAAND, do we still have a World Cup this...
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The Shot Selection Episode
Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is on at the T20 World Cup, then we ask why is Poptain…
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The Sow and Stick Episode
Back again with the only podcast that’s better to receive in your notifications than a bunch of flowers, or better to listen to as a couple than a random man with a saxophone! Dan & Phil discuss the NAMA Award nominees and the surprise inclusion of an AI video by Winky D in Outstanding Music…
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The Back and Beta Than Eva Episode
The haters and opps can stop celebrating, the government-mandated podcast break is over! Dan & Phil return for the first episode of the year, and the TLDR is WE. ARE. HERE. The world is burning, and there are so many very important things to discuss, prepare for in-depth common sense takes on...
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The Merged in Wrappers Episode
We've got good news and bad news. The good news - BRAND NEW EPISODE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST! The bad news - it's the last official episode of the year... (note we said "official") Still still, Dan & Phil catch up and compare notes after watching the Diddy documentary, analyze Spotify Wrapped,...
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The Ezra Edelman Episode
Film buffs, aficionados, and anti goojora warriors alike gather around the communal podcast hole for a special episode. This week, Phil sits down for an incredible episode with the multi-Emmy and Oscar-winning director, Ezra Edelman. Known for his masterful documentary work and a storied career…
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The House of Hardwills Episode
We promise, this is not the new release schedule! Dan & Phil rally to make sure there's an episode this week on Sunday evening. The pair delves (human-written) into important and world-changing stories like Maskiri being lured into a police sting over goat fraud, and Burna Boy being cancelled in...
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The Cooked Be Cooking Episode
Stop! Hold the Podcast Presses, there's an episode this week! Dan & Phil link up this weekend to make sure the people them get an episode, and they at least have a chance to talk. Miss Universe updates, Tech Ombudsmen stuff, Zim Hip Hop, and a pervert cat in Dan's neighbourhood. We're here for…
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The Piece Down Lay Down Town Episode
After a small, barely noticeable break, Dan and Phil return to deliver an incisive, hard-hitting report that pulls no punches! This week, they speak truth to power and reveal a massive scandal at Miss Universe! They also discuss the recent Grammy nominations and celebrate the Zimbabweans who are...
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The Predictive Power Play Episode
Please don't blame us, the power was out! The 2 Broke Twimbos return with a brand new episode, and there's a lot to catch up on. From inopportune power cuts to gambling on EVERYTHING to more tech ombudsmen as the pair pay attention to AI moves again... we're back for real for real. Also, is rap...
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The Prompt And Pyro Episode
Welcome comrades and opps, to a brand new episode of the only podcast nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Dan & Phil are back to talk about important stuff, like Travis Scott having a concert in Johannesburg, The Kadoma Music Festival and Chris Martin performing in Zimbabwe, Winky D’s AI video…
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The Whoa Whacked Wicket Episode
Another week, another set of insanity from the internet. Dan & Phil are back with a fresh new episode of the Zim podcast that was voted most likely to cause an introduction of Podcast Tax into Zim law. There’s a lot to discuss, from the absolutely insane back & forth by y’all’s favs on Twitter…
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The Payball Episode
Another week, another episode of the only podcast available in the interpreter’s earpieces of the UN General Assembly! Dan & Phil did not get raptured, so they dive into some news from this week, like Silent Killer forgetting to charge his phone and therefore not being able to attend his show in...
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The Leaps and Hounds Episode
It’s been another week of absolutely normal behaviour across board on the internet, honestly, 10/10’s all round for everyone, you’ve really shown the best of humanity. We cap it off with a brand new episode of your favourite true crime podcast, Dan & Phil are back to give flowers to our…
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The Crash and Spawn Episode
As we don our freshly cleaned apolojersies Dan and Phil come back to you to deliver another incredible episode of the only podcast where you can pocket watch some of the country’s biggest stars from the comfort of your own home. This week, the duo discuss Amos Chinodakufa's Shona film, "The…
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The Due Divergence Episode
All aboard ma comrades! Welcome to the latest luxury edition of your favourite podcast that feels like you’re sitting in your grandma’s lounge, complete with room divider and doilies. Dan & Phil follow up on the Russian Alabuga Start Program scandal with SA influencers, before having candid...
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The Overturned Banana Episode
For those of you not able to make it to the Agricultural Show, fear not! Brand new episode of your favourite podcast (not endorsed by any celebrities) out now, happy weekend! Dan & Phil start by tackling the crazy situation around the Russian work program being promoted by South African…
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The Abscond With Our Log Drum Episode
Unlike others, Dan and Phil are here just in time for the weekend, even when they were not booked to appear! This week, the dynamic duo discuss sports balls, feeding Dan’s ego and tackles a tough listener email. We follow up on last week’s episode with updates from a few South African artists, we...
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The Colour De Love Episode
Short week but a full episode on your favourite podcast to listen to if your kombi happens to crash into the walls at State House. Dan & Phil are back to talk about some of the stuff that happened this week, like Tyla’s first week sales being a thing for some reason, Emtee’s DM’s and Dubai...
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The Hari Pota and The Head of Stone Episode
Brand new weekend, brand new episode! Dan & Phil dust off last week's woes to talk about the things others are talking about. Like the legality of witchcraft. And podcasts insulting coloured people in South Africa. And "cancel culture" on the internet. And more stuff like romantasy novels (what?)...
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The Cancellation Fee Episode
Look up in the pod sky! It’s 2 male birds, yt’s a crashing plane, no, it’s the twimbos on a flying pod! This week, Dan and Phil return to discuss work-life balance in Zimbabwe, the new Superman movie, what is happening with Holy 10, Paramount versus its employees and more Chapters Here is the...
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The Clipsemas Episode
Fear not, the pod is back, and check the metadata, there is definitely not 2minutes and 53 seconds that's missing from this footage! Dan & Phil link up again to share their expert opinions on CEO & HR's business, Gen Z business, and yt people's business. They have thoughts as well on some of the...
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The Pheeling Dantion Episode with Tinto
Our bad about the delay, we were in Marvin’s Room, but the 2 Broke Twimbos are back, and they brought the infamous Tinto with them on this episode of the pod, the host of the breakup podcast The Feeling Station. That’s right, it’s a crossover episode baby! Dan & Phil recover from telling their…
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The Golden Guffaw Episode
The weapons formed against us shall not prosper (more than they are already doing). Dan & Phil are back with a new episode, if there's stuff you notice, eyes front and mind ya business! Zimbabweans in film, the "no intervention" policy in wildlife filmmaking, various entertainment and music…
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The Betting On pAIn Episode
Go on ahead and invite us into your house please, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back again with something new new. Dan & Phil take a sombre moment to address some of the tragedies that seem to be coming thick and fast these days, like the Air India flight crash or the floods in the Eastern Cape in…
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The Break Ups And Shake Ups Episode
After a brief break, the boys are back! Get ready for in-depth analyses on celebrity break-ups, political break-ups and all kinds of shake-ups. Plus, Dan has stories from his vacation, and bonus! Prepare to be educated about dangerous dogs! Enjoy Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere...
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The Maximise Your Leverage Episode
‘Ello there fellow innits and +44s! As of next week, this podcast will be focused solely on the care worker industry, with tips and tricks on how best to get a geriatric patient to stop calling you slurs while you try to give her medication. Until then, our dialogue is focused on the riveting...
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The Mind The Gap Episode
Everyone relax and send some white smoke up the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, they’re back! Brand new episode of your favourite podcast to listen to so you amp yourself up to fight a gorilla. Dan & Phil are (somewhat) apologetic for missing a couple episodes, but the energy is the same like they...
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The Buy What You Cell Episode
The end of another week means the end of all your problems! For now, at least, so we celebrate with a brand new episode of the only podcast to be 100% tariff-free in all countries! Dan & Phil talk YN’s, Zim Hip-Hop and Zimdancehall in the context of international exposure and collaborations,...
About this show
What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
Hosted by
Phil Chard & Danny that Guy
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