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2 Bros and a Beard
by Asad and Ibrahim
Ibrahim and Asad both are bros, and have beards. Together they will talk about whatever comes to their minds. From school to social media, airplane security to public restrooms. Come sit down and spill your brain as we spill ours.
Episodes
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Bhaastin in Your Area
We all make bad choices. Decisions that stay with us for the rest of our lives. This was not a bad choice, but it definitely stuck with us for a long while after. In this episode we talk about the second half of our Boston trip. How we went to a BlackPink concert (again), Got distracted by the...
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Baahstin Beards
We’ve gone to Boston! In this episode we go over the first half of our trip in Boston. We spill the tea in the harbor, and go over our reliance on a single bathroom to hold back 4 guys in one apartment. Sleeping on the floor, eating briny oysters, and a bathroom review of all of Boston, are just...
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Sticky Situations
You’re walking on a hot paved road. To your left and right, you see animals from all different places, as a bead of water drops from the cup you're holding onto your shirt. Maybe you’re in an arcade, and there is a thin layer of dust covering all the machines, above a retro carpet patterned with...
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Mahmoud Darwish Once Said…
Poetry is a language of the heart. It speaks to us all, but do we ever reply. Yet ours aches, and pains, and we always wonder why? When there is a salve to soothe, and a balm to calm, we throw it away and ignore the psalm. And when hope is needed, and help is near, to instagram dm’s the podcast...
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I’m Feelin Lonely
When two random dudes from Dallas make the same content as Dua Lipa and Rhett and Link ,something is a little off. It's weird to think that the 2 people who made this podcast are anything but regular folks. Titles like content creator, and influencer are…really off putting to say the least. And…
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Big Hump
The gym is a jungle. Sweaty-jungle, where gains are made of. Lifting heavy objects, and getting lifted by classical music don’t usually go together, but today it does. Friends are a good reason to get into the gym. Sometimes the only reason. Not to mention the possibility of making a movie…
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Feeling Hot Hot Hot
It's the seasonal Ibrahim’s house episode. Here we do a lot of catching up, along with a breakdown of how our summer has been going. Spoiler alert, not that crazy. Whether it's been burning time with movies, hanging out, or just being outside summer has been a hot blur. To make it hotter, we went...
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The Way of Boiled Water
WELCOME to season 2 of Two Bros and A Beard. We don’t miss a beat at all in this first episode and are right back to the same nonsense we are always about. Accompanied by some soothing LoFi music, we discuss the recent AI craze, and how ChatGPT knows a lot about us - along with boiling eggs and...
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Season 1 Finale
Welcome to the last episode in season one of the Two Bros and A Beard podcast. Join us in this episode as we take a walk down memory lane, and the last year or so of making season one. Old titles, behind the scenes stories, and funny jokes, all melancholically reminisced.Thank you so much for...
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Out of Style
Within the blink of an eye, Texas can cycle between all of the seasons at once. Recently there was a storm that made us forget a few days before it was near freezing winter. This got us thinking about clothes, and specifically the struggle for dressing for the weather. Dressing in general, and as...
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Got Milk?
Where did milk come from? Really? Like think about it. Who saw a cow and was like, “yeah imma milk dat”. While you’re pondering, ever wonder where suits came from? Who invented them? Nah, neither do we, but in today's episode we jump down this rabbit hole to find out the truth. Along the way we...
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I Don't Know You Yet
Picture the ideal date. Where you wanna go? Who you wanna go with? What would be best to do with that person? There’s a lot of factors, and everyone has their own perfect date in their mind. Well everyone except us I guess. In this episode of the podcast we try to fabricate some, while also...
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Mental Health Coffee
As usual, the exam season has taken us away from podcasting for a bit. This episode we catch y’all up on what you missed and why we were gone. Lots of things to cover and all so important. Like really important. We promise. No procrastination or coffee breaks were done during the making of this...
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Lords and Peasants
Horror is hard to nail down. It’s not just all screams and loud noises. Real life horror however doesn’t have a high threshold to be scary. Twitter blowing up, and someone finding their way into your house are both pretty scary. The scariest of all though has to be a friend peeing in your pool,...
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Black Pink In Your Area
This year…Halloween happened a little differently. And by differently I mean not at all. As expected by most, Halloween is a tradition adults don’t know how to celebrate. As we get older it kinda just dies off, at least we hope not, but that's how this year went. INSTEAD, we treated our Octobers…
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Are You Muggin Me?
Honestly, who invented so many words for the English dictionary? If words had to compete based on their usage, then we wouldn’t have a problem like we did in this episode. Thoughts are hard to keep track of. Some of us have a lot, and some of us are Ibrahim, so it helps to write them down…
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Music To My Ears
Time has an effect on us all. Particularly in this episode on our music tastes and opinions. This episode we look back at older music from our childhoods, and see what changed, and what trends were there then versus now. Where’d mumble rap come from? Where is the whistle and why does he want it...
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What if…?
They say that when a butterfly flaps its wings… weird stuff happens. In today’s episode we discuss our own butterfly moments. Times where our lives could’ve gone a different way and changed forever from a simple tweak to the timeline. We also discuss some of the current twitch developments and…
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Tomodachi
This episode is full of updates. Life updates, production quality updates, and phone updates as well. From animals we dreamed of having as kids, to the latest and not so new technology coming out, we discuss it all. Grab your iPhone 47, and your favorite animal as a present this episode of the...
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Asad: Far From Home
Asad returns from his vacation sandier than ever! After going to 3 cities in Iraq and 2 cities in Iran, he still mixes up their names, and has a new orange tan to boot. He politely tries to skirt around religious talk, while narrating an entirely religious trip. Exciting stories, airport reviews,...
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City Of The 909
Ibrahim returns from his vacation! We discuss the trip there, some of the things he did in LA, and really peer into the mind of someone who's gone to a theme park for the first time in their 20s. Beaches, new cities, and Ibrahim’s new liking of casual golf playing, are all on the table in this...
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Cereal Killers
What time is breakfast? Is it the food you eat, or the position of the sun as you eat that food? Is it the first meal you eat that day? We definitely don’t know, but in this episode of the podcast we try to throw some ideas at the wall and see what sticks. Cereal comes in all shapes, sizes, and...
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Like There’s No Tomorrow
Thought experiments are only fun if there are two things. Consequences for super cool benefits, and spelling mistakes. Would you press the button is the epitome of these qualities. Apocalypses come in all shapes and sizes. Big ones, small ones, long ones, ones that have fire, ones that have death...
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Give Me Some Space
Space. The final… yada yada yada. It’s a wack place. Very big, very scary, but also very alluring and intriguing. Content these days is becoming more and more automatic. Sometimes you don’t need to make anything yourself, just eat cereal and watch someone else do something. In this episode we...
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Sun’s Out, Beards Out
Everyone wants to go on vacation, but there is never a person who wants to plan the actual event itself. Finding places to sleep, places to go, ways to save money, it really is a stress to organize. Sometimes even after putting in the work to plan it all the idea dies in the group chat and is…
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A Glimpse of the Multiverse
After a bit of a break we return with updates! Where were we? Which global viruses did we contract? Which movies have we seen in the meantime? What’s a new depressing song? Even though in the last episode we talked about airports and airplanes, in this episode we take a break from those. All of…
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Head In The Clouds
Airplanes, probably the most important transportation vehicle known to man. Taking us from one side of the world to another, and making our ears feel inside out for the rest of our vacation. Why on god's green earth did they attach these wonderful machines inside such unholy places? Airports…
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Cat of Students
Why do we have some many weird ways of referring to the devil’s tango? If you think that one is weird, then tune in to hear much more about the euphemisms, talking about the topic with kids, and having kids. Things get deeper trust me, as we delve into how we want to raise our kids, and our own...
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Let Me See You Pack It Up
Everyone has different experiences, some not at all, with moving. Taking all your crap and moving it to another place is rough. The packing, the leg work, but most importantly, the adjustment to a new space. Especially as a kid, changing locations with a hyperactive imagination can lead to...
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Prince Al-Eid
Eid Mubarak everyone! On this episode of the podcast we talk about Eid. What Eid is, our previous Eids, what we do, and how our Ramadan went overall. Eid is like Christmas for muslims except we can’t get the school time off. It is a time of celebration and love, but most importantly FOOD.…
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Fasting and Furious
Whenever life gets boring, Ramadan always finds a way to make things feel interesting. Staying up late and talking with friends till suhoor, or sleeping all day to avoid the sunlight. Pretty much becoming a vampire, except not even blood. In this episode we talk about our experiences in Ramdans...
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Not Even Water?
Have you had a taste of the new beer hitting stores near you? No? Neither did we, but we did have the next best thing: Liquid Death Mountain Water. This episode is the second in our month of Ramadan/Muslim themed episodes. This time round we did a basic overview of what Ramadan is, why it is...
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Muslim Starter Pack
This week marks the beginning of the Muslim month of Ramadan. For the podcast we decided to use the month, and our constant hunger to make Ramadan/Muslim themed episodes. This first one is a basic intro into all things Muslim. Just a basic tasting of little aspects about Muslim life that you…
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Doors, Wheels, and Vengence
A new debate has taken over the social sphere… or door rather? Doors vs wheels, which are there more of? In this episode we try to make an attempt to figure out what exactly is a door, and what constitutes a wheel. Is a gear a wheel with teeth? Are cabinets doors? Lots of questions, very easy to...
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Shocking Memories
Tasers are hard to come by. We all look at the belts of police officers in awe with their cool gadgets as they walk by. As it happens, there is a more local source for high tech weaponry at the disposal of young kids. Shock pens, easily accessible from your nearest book fair. With it, you can...
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Hulk Smash?
Does beast boy count as an adult yet? Asking for a friend. If you were Ant Man, would you go up Thano’s butt? Would you marvel at Mrs. Marvel? In this episode, we sort superheroes into a smash or pass. Heroes from both DC and Marvel, everyone is on the table. There are some tough calls to make…
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Too Long, Think Later
There are people who think deep, but then, there are people who think REAL DEEP. Noticing things, and asking questions that most people don’t. On the complete other side of that spectrum, we finally discuss The Long Long Man, and the adventure that we went on the other day to find him. Join us as...
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Driving Me Crazy <3
You know when you find The One. They light up your world, they make you feel special, and they make your days feel brighter. Well, certain days are more important than others, and make the others not really matter. Valentine's day is one of those days, where all the worth in your relationship is...
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Tea Time With The Pipe Bros
Have you ever said yes to something innocently, and gotten a full time chore out of it. Being good at something is another way to immediately get stuck with chores. Suddenly you stop liking it the way you used to. Chai is a complex flavor in tea, and there are many different ways to make it. This...
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Lab Rats in the Pantry
Broke college students do many weird things to make money: Uber eats, wait tables, sell their bodies for science. But they also use money in the weirdest ways. Even after college public speaking tends to be a skill in the blind spot of most adults. It really comes in handy however when you need…
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Tailored Love
There are some things that we can all enjoy. Ice hitting hard pavement, messing around with a bucket in a pool. Dudes in particular find enjoyment in oddly simple and benign things. In this episode we talk about our attitudes towards things like shopping, and the simple things that bring us joy....
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New Year New Me
Do the back of your eyeballs ever hurt? Did you recently lose a sizable chunk of hair? If so, you might wanna see a doctor. We however, just went on with our days. The new year is upon us, before we could even really process 2020. This is a year for change. Maybe. Selling an organ here, or…
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Tis The Season To Go Web Swinging
When one steps up to a toilet, there are a lot of options on how to execute. Some, more pleasant than others. It's not a perfect system, and can be kind of confusing. Speaking of, how do you think Spider-Man goes to the bathroom? There's just no better way to fold clothes than the way stores do....
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I Think Its Spoiled...
We hate spoiled things, milk, food, and MOVIES. Something else we are spoiling is our sleep and maybe even our teeth? This episode we discuss The Game Awards, weird gaming ads, movie spoilers, proper whetstone usage techniques, and what to do when the grind stops. Its weird going from having no...
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Innovation That Excites
Today we go off cuff. With no real starting topic, we discuss going to the gym during COVID, engineering of all types, curing diseases, what we think are ways to innovate in the world. There are a lot of problems, and plenty of dumb solutions for them. Can two bearded bros figure out what...
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Probed and Afraid
Grab your tin foil hats, cause in this episode we go through some of the biggest conspiracy theories in recent years. Spanning from the US, to the galaxy. It's enlightening sometimes to suspend one’s belief and see how other people think about the world. From the Bermuda Triangle to other…
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Static Water, Movies Wander, Shower’s Ponder
There are a lot of movies right now that kinda seem like pointless remakes. You know what else is a pointless remake, Sparkling water. Well maybe. Hop in the shower with us as we discuss the merits of sparkling water, and whether singing in the shower is weirder than having mock interviews in it.
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Crispy Pages, Unknown Pages
Be honest now, were you a Sparknotes student or did you actually read the book? Did you notice bathrooms tend to look the same, and so do most other things in franchise restaurants? Would you shoot your shot with a stranger at the airport? Join us as we come to find that we are all just fish...
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The Judgement Of Briggs
Learning about yourself can be rough. There might be some stuff you realize for the first time, or things you’d rather not think about. Luckily, in this episode, we take the Myers Briggs test FOR you, and help you get to know our mind’s inner workings a bit more. Join us as we question ourselves...
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Food For Thought
Sweet. Salty. Savory. Umami. Long ago, everyone ate in harmony. Then everything changed when someone put pineapple on pizza. Only the 2 bros, the ones with the beards could stop it. But when the world needed them most, they missed the release day. In this episode we discuss food controversies.…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ibrahim and Asad both are bros, and have beards. Together they will talk about whatever comes to their minds. From school to social media, airplane security to public restrooms. Come sit down and spill your brain as we spill ours.
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Asad and Ibrahim
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Ibrahim and Asad both are bros, and have beards. Together they will talk about whatever comes to their minds. From school to social media, airplane security to public restrooms. Come sit down and spill your brain as we spill ours.
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