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Summer Hiatus Over: Lazy Bear Recap, Gym Return, Tech Racism, and a Call to VoteThe hosts return from a month-long summer hiatus, reaffirming their Black identity and joking about boycotting Target while previewing a future discussion about backlash to their Asian boycott. They recap the Lazy Bear weekend in Guerneville—housing on the Russian River, pool parties, bonfires, the “hugging tree,” and how sex-forward the event is—while noting the lack of diversity, the importance of Black community for safety, and complaints about nonstop “unce” music. The conversation shifts to getting back into the gym (Equinox), including locker-room culture and the idea that you don’t always know who owns what institutions. They discuss racism in tech through a hiring story favoring an unqualified Asian candidate and cite workforce and pay-gap stats, urging viewers to negotiate pay and resist tokenization. The episode ends with strong pro-voting messaging for upcoming midterms, plus “two cents” rants about Regal’s membership fees and unreliable contractors, and advice to ask questions before making assumptions online.00:00 S2-EP9 Facts before feelings00:53 Still not shopping at Target06:26 Collection Plate07:05 Bear's first Lazy Bear26:50 Welcome back to Equinox36:30 Nickel Slick36:52 Ignoring your POCs at the function55:40 Racism took my job01:04:23 Atlanta Excellence01:26:07 Vote or FAFO pt 201:34:31 Worst Neighbor Ever01:38:11 Racism Is in the DNA01:42:58 Our 2 Cents01:43:30 Regal Cinemas01:58:53 Mr Fernando 2 Cents

Contract Job Chaos, Summer Travels & Hot Takes: SpaceX, AI Hiring, Masculinity & BoycottsThe hosts kick off with summer plans include London for Duran Bernard/Anderson, San Francisco, a 45th birthday trip, seeing Summer Walker in Dallas, along with a Roots Picnic recap featuring Jay-Z, Brandy (with Monica), Erykah Badu. They react to SpaceX going public, criticize Elon Musk, discuss ATS/AI resume rejections and bias, and roast a clip about calling birthday cake “gay.” They also respond to a Trump interview moment, talk about a teen killed by a store owner amid calls to boycott some Asian businesses, and end with movie complaints and reflections on social media, corporate culture, and insecurity shaping behavior.00:00 What do you mean?04:06 collection Plate10:43 Startup to start out19:52 Summer Travels35:51 Someone got a raise38:22 I like a boy43:15 Nickle Slick46:20 Space X w/ Vivian Tu53:43 ATS Resume Rejections01:01:29 Why no bday cake?01:18:05 Asian Store Boycott01:42:12 Our 2 Cents01:42:19 Disclosure Day Movie01:45:03 The Furious Movie01:47:32 Work HR runs our lives  ⁨@YourRichBFF⁩   ⁨@BeverlyDines⁩   ⁨@LynaeVaneex⁩   ⁨@kristenwelker5734⁩   ⁨@johnpaulkingusa⁩ 

Vacation Regrets, Messy Therapy, Startup Reality Checks & Trump’s $1.8B Fund — Two Cents, No ChangeThe hosts return from a hiatus, urge viewers to like/subscribe, and open with “Collection Plate,” sharing lessons from paying for a Mother’s Day Hawaii trip for their mom and aunts who barely did activities or went to the beach, concluding people can seem unimpressed when they didn’t pay. They discuss restarting therapy and describe two failed counselors—one disorganized and another overly self-focused—while noting the difficulty of finding a Black gay therapist; one host praises his current therapist. They then talk startups and funding, arguing investors fund familiar Ivy-League circles, not outsiders. In “Nickel Slick,” they criticize a reported DOJ plan tied to a Trump/IRS settlement to compensate January 6 allies and mention a tax-audit exemption addendum. They rant about tech surveillance, internet addiction, voter apathy, barbershop misinformation, and an Oprah/AI clip they find vague. Closing “Two Cents” targets dating-show “top/bottom” discourse and concludes the country feels “cooked” after seeing unregistered or evasive young voters.00:00 S2–EP7 Don't do it03:12 Collection Plate11:57 Raggedy ass counselors21:05 The good Ole startups25:18 Squeezing the data right out28:17 Nickel Slick01:01:47 Reading Them Hoes01:09:21 Bo Bo the Fool Barber01:18:01 AI and the new way of life and work01:29:56 Our 2 Cents

Burnout, Family Entitlement, Career Pivots, Porch Pirates & a Rant on ‘Slanted’Mr. All Alladat Shyt and Mr. Fernando vent about being overworked from 6 AM to 6 PM, juggling exhausting corporate reporting and “creative on demand,” and discuss grabbing opportunities while they come. They shift to family dynamics, with one describing a cousin who recently started calling despite having little in common and seeming to feel entitled because of past help from his parents, leading to talk about therapy, emotional avoidance, and health in their community. A meme—“What isn’t meant for you will disappoint you in a thousand ways until you learn the lesson and leave”—sparks reflection on pivoting careers, evolving creatively, and knowing when to walk away. They also complain about a stolen dresser delivery and unhelpful retailer/shipping responses, then review and criticize the film “Slanted” for its transracial-to-white premise and disrespect toward the main character’s family and friends.00:00 S2-EP4 Don't do what you don't know05:51 Collection Plate10:52 Why yo cousin be callin you?21:12 Career chapter changes26:19 Porch Pirates29:38 Slanted40:23 Nickel Slick40:49 Gay Archetypes54:03 How did the troops vote?01:06:43 Christ come get your child01:13:26 Castro Supreme01:20:39 Our 2 Cents01:20:57 Why some YT man thought this was a we converation01:25:43 Why you gotta fight someone to be wrong?

Ex’s Ex Houseguest, Job Hunt Burnout, and “Jacked: A Poem” | Nickel Slick + Jukebox MoneyWe banter and ask viewers to like, share, and subscribe, then recap a chaotic week where Mr. Fernando hosts his ex’s ex—a Black professional dancer—for four days, describing nonstop conversation, no hookup, and unexpected perks like groceries and weed. They discuss learning new insight about why Fernando’s ex ended things, framing it around intimidation and competing “dominant” personalities, and broaden into dating frustrations and sexual stereotypes. The conversation shifts to long-term unemployment in the creative/tech space, skepticism about resume feedback, perceived hiring bias, and recruiters as gatekeepers, plus concerns about AI replacing jobs and talk of UBI. They touch on Trump-era commentary, TSA/ICE remarks, and Steve Bessent, then review SheaMoisture black soap shower gel and a United Airlines destroyed-baggage claim payout. Segments include “Jacked: A Poem” about a hostile app chat, a viral gymnastics floor routine, Cardi B tour chatter, jukebox music picks, and “2 cents” on youth lowering ambitions.00:00 S2 - EP5 Jack'd: A POEM02:47 Collection Plate03:25 Hosting your ex's ex19:34 Transitioning out of creative design industry37:24 Iran like black folk41:36 Black Moisture Soap?43:08 Why you lost your bag?43:10 What happened to your bag?50:20 Nickel Slick52:59 ICE Messing with Vacation Season53:29 Faded Black People56:24 Where Yall going?57:11 Scott Bassett arrogant ass01:12:45 Jack'ed A POEM01:24:39 Get it on the floor routine01:31:06 Jukebox Money01:31:35 Earth Sign Chels01:32:16 Cain Culto ft. Jarina Demarco01:34:34 Our 2 cents01:35:05 When bills want money but, Ray Charles when it comes to a job01:45:09 Mr. Alladt Shyt's 2 CentsCredits: Collection Plate:NBC News–Meet The press with Scott Bessent–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55FtfIk8U94Nickel Slick:Page 6 (Nicole Kidman's Photo Bomb)–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8VeGQK4coc@leannram (CardB's Advice)–https://www.instagram.com/p/DVpZvomiRI9/@kyrstin_johnson–FloorRoutine–https://www.instagram.com/p/DVpZvomiRI9/Jukebox Money:@earthsignchels – Already Won–https://www.instagram.com/earthsignchels/ @cainculto–https://linktr.ee/cainculto?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=bbf85861-204d-40ac-affe-2d39c92aa716@rochonemusic– I love sex–https://linktr.ee/cainculto?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=bbf85861-204d-40ac-affe-2d39c92aa716

In this show Mr. Alladat Shyt vents about a frustrating two-plus-hour hold call before reminding viewers to like, share, and subscribe. We joke about the power of a good weed-syrup lemonade cocktail and do a “collection plate” bit, then swap stories of trolling online commenters, including replies on posts about Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry’s anti-DEI stance, Jasmine Crockett insults, and Don Lemon’s arraignment. Mr. Alladat Shyt recaps a long-weekend trip to St. Croix—great food, beaches, and a boutique hotel with poor hospitality—then critiques “DL” Caribbean dating culture. We discuss Beef Dip in Puerto Vallarta, a new romantic connection in Mexico, and cartel retaliation after a U.S.-assisted operation killed a cartel leader, leading to fires, airport and store violence, and looting. The episode closes with reflections on not matching hateful energy, practicing self-love, and frustration over expensive prescription glasses, plus a note that Apple Podcasts will be on video.00:00 Trolling the Trolls03:41 Collection Plate07:49 Read the Trolls17:56 Mr. Alladat Shyt's Island Trip27:02 Twitter X Rated31:36 Back to weird DL Caribbean men33:18 Beef Dip36:35 This boy I met38:23 We chillin? Where?42:45 Nickel Slick56:25 Our 2 Cents56:47 Mr Fernando hugging the hate away01:05:17 Mr. Alladat Shyt's Expensive Glasses

On this episode "Epstein Pedos" The hosts open by urging viewers to like, subscribe, share. We vent about work stress, preparing for a Mexico trip, and reject paying for sex. We debate friends-with-benefits versus boyfriends, arguing romantic partners should be friends first and criticizing emotionless expectations in gay dating. They recount seeking STI testing in Austin, refusing a $250–$300 county-clinic fee, and emphasizing free testing, knowing your status, and using doxy prep. They react to a video about an ICE shooting and discuss deaths in ICE custody, political double-speak, and concerns about abuse and trafficking. The episode closes with intense HOA complaints about poor responsiveness, rising fees, special assessments, and neighborhood security priorities. 00:00 S2 - EP2 Epstein Pedos 04:01 Collection Plate 09:47 Dude Charging on Jackd?!7:24 Just come cut my hair brah 23:13 So you think I need a man? 39:15 Nickle Slick 42:03 Testing Testing STD 47:20 Alex Pretti 01:16:54 Our 2 Cents 01:17:12 The HOACREDITS:Josh DossGaye MagazineGET TESTED: https://aidsvu.org/services

In this dynamic and unfiltered episode, we dive into a multitude of topics ranging from personal anecdotes and social commentary to the importance of emotional accountability in politics. Get ready for raw and real discussions on the state of ICE, the impact of faulty customer service, and personal reflections on the influences that shape our lives. Remember to like, share, and subscribe!https://linktr.ee/2centsnochangeshow 00:00 S2 – EP 1 What is it good for?03:00 Collection Plate04:36 Surprise It's a Threesome10:33 Why dating some bi men like a woman?!19:49 Nickle Slick23:12 ICE Causing RIP01:02:35 Put it on the line01:11:53 Janruary 6ers - Where are they now?01:24:47 Our 2 Cents01:25:00 Mr. Alladat Shyt 's Customer Service01:32:06 Mr. Fernando - I love you mom

Epic Rants, Tron Reviews, and Thanksgiving Woes: In this episode, the hosts go all out with spirited discussions and rants. They kick off with cheerful greetings, asking "How y'all doing? Y'all doing good?" They reflect on post-No Kings Sunday. The episode takes a personal turn as one host laments, "My hair ain't cut," describing the struggle with a tardy barber. The conversation shifts to Thanksgiving concerns, with the alarming announcement, "You may not get your EBT in November." The Tron movie review is not to be missed, offering insights like "The visuals are very crisp" and critiques such as "Why did the cybersecurity have to take the form of a human?" The hosts don't hold back on their disdain for ICE agents, as one boldly declares, "I hit hard, bitch!" Personal vendettas against toxic masculinity are vocalized: "Men need to find some bravery." They wrap up with a call to action: "Like, subscribe, and share!" This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions, social commentary, and pop culture insights. Don't miss it! 00:00 Ep 20 No for EBT but, there is ICE? 01:55 Collection Plate 07:32 Tron Movie Ares Take 14:59 Tisha Campbell As Trya Banks 17:06 Armond's Breaking News 22:55 Jukebox Money 23:13 Summer Walker's Finally Over it Release 26:22 Have you heard of Merna? 30:32 Nickle Slick 31:57 You Tried Her 41:34 F All of em 43:08 I don't wish you well 54:49 Our 2 Cents 54:55 Toxic Male Issues 01:02:20 Japanese dude first time with a black man 01:03:52 Bills 01:07:55 Never Too Big To Fail

Apple's New Scam Blocker, Republican Hypocrisy & Japan Travel Tales | More 2 Cents for you to hook yo ears on.In this lively episode, the we humorously discuss a variety of topics including our latest thoughts on Apple's iPhone scam blocker, shady recurring payments by Apple, and the petty GOP leaders like Mike Johnson and Ron DeSantis focusing on rainbow crosswalks. Additionally, they delve into their personal experiences with dating, sexuality, and holidays. Mr. Alladat Shyt's travel stories about Japan and Taiwan are shared alongside entertaining stories of nightlife and hoeish encounters.00:00 EP 19 The Ladyboys01:04 Collection Plate01:18 iPhone Scam Blocker and Screener11:51 Diane Carroll13:23 It's gonna be a light Christmas18:11 Blue States are the baby daddies of the US20:53 ICE Y'all Nasty23:49 Mr. Alladat Shyt Trip to Japan01:00:32 Nickle Slick01:00:56 Greg and Desantis Pride Side Walks01:04:01 Be careful what you force gays to do01:11:52 What is 9 Monsters?01:21:09 Drake gets DISMISSED, again!01:24:38 Our 2 Cents01:24:56 Can you be saved and cut my hair?01:31:23 The Ladyboys

Ep 10: Lemon Pepper Wings and $2500 Dollars.In the 10th episode of '2 Cents No Change,' we celebrate being together in person. From discussing the challenges faced by the black community. We also discuss issues surrounding discrimination in job applications, the recent downgrading of the US credit rating, and the importance of genuine friendships. Tune in for candid discussions, rants about unacceptable behaviors within the LGBTQ+ community, and so much more. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe!00:00 EP 10 Lemon Pepper Wings and $250004:20 Collection Plate18:53 Us Credit Rating Drops29:36 Light Skinned Men51:31 Nickle Slick51:37 Raven Simone - We are Americans01:06:32 TS Madison and Khia Beef01:13:04 Our 2 Cents01:13:50 Mr. Alladat's DL Hellscape01:23:53 Mr. Fernando's "why am i in this?"01:27:39 A bad idea to skip a friend's funeral

The SF Pride Struggle, Toxic Masculinity & Artistry: A Raw DiscussionIn this episode, we discuss the struggle of SF Pride to maintain its funding while grassroots festivals like Oak Lash thrive. We dive into the complexities of modern masculinity with a critical look at Judge Joe Brown's comments about Tyler Perry, and highlight the need for more black writers and creators. We also touch upon issues of artistic validation with inspiring words from Viola Davis, while humorously tackling the generational dynamics between Millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha. Tune in for a mix of rants, cultural critiques, and a tribute to artistic integrity.00:00 EP9 No Pride in Being Broke00:14 Intro00:37 Collection Plate01:46 Collection Plate02:03 SF Pride and The new Divide23:30 jukebox money24:14 Artist Sailorr29:56 Aemlia Moore33:01 Nickle Slick01:13:08 Our 2 Cents01:28:37 Mr. Fernando 2 cents

Our latest episode, "Why is you here?" goes in on ICE deportation tactics, political farces, and why some men think they deserve money for nothing and why getting off is good. Listen, engage, and get fired up with us! 🔥 #PoliticalDiscussion #Moneyforwhat #iceweseeyou #saythenwordandsee #nosugardaddyhere @mralladatshyt @oknando @2centsnochangeshow00:00 Ep 8 Why is you here?00:40 Collection Plate57:19 Nickle Slick01:28:18 Our 2 Cents

In this episode of 2 Cents No Change, we discuss the intricacies of friendships and passive-aggressive behaviors, exploring personal anecdotes and frustrations. We dive into health challenges with a focus on joint issues and advocate for better medical technology and understanding. The conversation shifts to cultural observations from concerts and societal behaviors, and we address the impact of stress on health, highlighted by Lil Nas X's Bell's Palsy diagnosis. Ending on a strong note, we emphasize the importance of direct communication and kindness in maintaining healthy relationships. 00:00 EP6 What About Yo Friends 01:42 Collection Plate 13:05 Jukebox Money 27:10 Nickle Slick 52:39 Fannie Lou Hamer - Bodies on the line 01:09:47 Lil Nas X and Bell's Palsy 01:11:22 So this homophobic troll 01:16:45 Blocking Your Blessings 01:22:17 Our 2 Cents 01:22:45 Mr. Alladat Shyt 2 Cents 01:30:27 Mr. Fernando's 2 Cents 01:35:49 The Friendships here be lackling

We talkin Politics, Rants, and Real TalkJoin us as we dive deep into various topics in this episode of '2 Cents No Change.' We kick things off with a humorous and candid conversation about egg prices, Costco, and the winding hallways of daily life. We then shift gears to discuss the political climate, including a powerful filibuster by Cory Booker and the legacy of Ronald Reagan. Explore the frustrations of securing tickets to Cowboy Carter and the charms of Yukimi's music. From there, we delve into the complexities of living single, dating woes, and the societal pressures of finding love. We wrap up with some passionate rants about the absurdities of our modern world. Tune in for honest, unfiltered opinions and a lot of laughs.00:00 Intro09:58 JukeBox Money37:35 Nickle Slick01:21:12 Our 2 Cents

Episode 3 of “2 Cents, No Change” titled “Dick Pics & Drug Plugs” has hosts Mr. Fernando and @mralladatshyt back at it, serving up real talk with sharp humor. The episode opens with a playful roast of political figures caught using the Signal app, humorously dubbed by the hosts as the go-to platform for “dick pics and drug plugs.” Their biting critique questions why government officials would ever be on such an app, laying bare the absurdity of the situation.The hosts shift gears into personal anecdotes about old-school discipline methods, sharing laughs over nostalgic childhood memories involving “switches” and “chancels,” painting vivid scenes familiar to many listeners from various backgrounds.Music and culture take center stage next, as the hosts spotlight emerging artists like Cain Culto, praising his unique musical style and bold visuals. They emphasize supporting independent talent, keeping their audience plugged into fresh sounds and creative energy.Travel and live events also feature prominently, with @mralladatshyt detailing his adventures chasing concerts around the globe, offering travel tips and encouraging listeners to explore outside their comfort zones. He candidly shares insights on making trips affordable without compromising on experiences.Wrapping up, the duo dives deep into job market frustrations, openly discussing the complexities of internal hiring, gamification of job applications, and the real struggles jobseekers face today. Funny, insightful, and unapologetically real, Episode 3 delivers essential listening for anyone navigating modern life with wit and a critical eye.

The duo dives into a hilarious breakdown of a homemade raspberry lemon cake, described vividly as “moist” and straight-up “bussin'.” The heart of this episode is an honest chat about tech industry layoffs. Both hosts open up about their experiences, resonating deeply with anyone hustling through uncertain job markets. @mralladatshyt highlights the emotional and financial stress of job loss, but insists on prioritizing mental health and joy—like not canceling a much-needed vacation. Mr. Fernando @oknando drops wisdom on ageism in tech, challenging the stereotype that younger always means better. He stresses the importance of diverse experience levels, making a solid case for the value seasoned pros bring. Financial struggles and meme culture get a playful but insightful spotlight, pushing listeners to stay financially smart and adaptable. Funny, real, and deeply engaging, Episode 2 of "2 Cents, No Change" is essential listening for anyone navigating modern life and careers with style and skepticism.00:00 EP2_Hit My Cashapp02:58 Collection Plate07:25 Fernando Needs a job18:42 Burning a Hole in your pocket01:15:13 Get out of my face01:36:38 Our 2 Cents01:37:14 Mr. Alladat Shyt's Rant — French Fridge01:40:05 Mr. Fernando's Rant

Our very first episode where we introduce ourselves, kind of lol and talk about personal stories and cultural gripes and tangents.