PODCAST · comedy
2 Dicks 1 Couch
by Dave and Justin
The Miller Lite enthusiasts discussing a whole lot of nothin’ important, trading bad takes from their couch in Smithville, TX.
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The Age of Disclosure - Episode 19 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Dave and Justin move from the couch to the bar for a candid conversation inspired by recent happenings and local chatter. This episode covers some chatter about aliens, and a philosophical look at whether Justin would choose to alter the course of history. It’s a wide-ranging session filled with unique perspectives on some of the biggest mysteries and "what if" scenarios.Just a heads-up that any wild takes you hear belong solely to Dave and Justin as individuals, since being different is exactly what fuels such an exciting friendship.
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Damn nature, you scary - Episode 18 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Pull up a stool at the bar right next to the couch as Dave and Justin toast to the survivors of last night’s comedy showcase at Mutt’s Last Stand. This week, the guys break down the heavy hitters from the lineup, from B Lee’s hosting antics and the sharp sets by Hunter Parker and Pancho to the legendary headlining performance by Brent Reed. Once the comedy recap is in the books, the conversation shifts from the stage to the wild as the duo explores the more intimidating side of the great outdoors. From bizarre animal behavior to the general chaos of the wilderness, Dave and Justin dive into the many reasons why Mother Nature can be a lot more "scary" than she is "scenic."
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Hold on Tight, It's Rodeo Time - Episode 17 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Get ready to saddle up for a wild ride as Dave and Justin break down the latest chaos from Last Drag Entertainment at Mutt’s Last Stand, including a recap of last night’s killer sets from Johnny Utah and the Bad Ideas and Freak Accident. Between recapping those show-stoppers and previewing what’s next for, the guys dive into the grit of rodeo and the sheer adrenaline of the arena, and more. It’s a high-octane mix of local legends, laughs, and the usual banter you’ve come to expect.
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Time Fears the Pyramids - Episode 16 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
The boys are back! On this episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch, Dave and Justin take on the mysteries of the pyramids, argue about time, and inevitably get sidetracked by something completely different.
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Salt of the earth - Episode 15 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Kick off your shoes and sink into the cushions for another round of low-brow banter with your favorite duo. In this milestone 15th episode, Dave and Justin explore the savory, the stony, and the strictly unnecessary.
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Sometimes All You Can Do is Laugh - Episode 14 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
In Episode 14, Dave and Justin join at the bar to recap a legendary night at Mutt’s Last Stand, breaking down everything from the high-energy set by Johnny Utah and the Bad Ideas to the stand-out moments from the comedy showcase. The guys give a massive shoutout to Yaqiao Yang (@yang_comedy) for stepping in as a fill-in comic and absolutely crushing it, proving once again why the comedy scene is so electric. The conversation eventually takes a turn for the trippy as they dive deep into their favorite conspiracies—specifically the mind-bending possibility that we’re all living in a simulation—before rounding things out with the usual dog updates and a look at the upcoming event calendar.
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Probabilities That Lead to an Undeniable Conclusion - Episode 13 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Buckle up, because Dave and Justin are taking the couch to a higher dimension. In Episode 13, the guys stop making poop jokes (well, mostly) to tackle the heavy hitters: the conspiracies that keep us up at night.From extraterrestrial architects to the government secrets hiding in plain sight, the "Dicks" dive deep into the rabbit hole to find out if the truth is out there, or if they’ve just been sitting on the couch too long.
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Handle with Care - Episode 12 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Dave and Justin are running on fumes this week after staying up way too late, but the show must go on. In Episode 12, the guys shake off the sleep deprivation to shine a spotlight on some of the last week's happenings and more.Things get real as they discuss the heartbreaking trend of people treating pets like disposable accessories, but they balance the mood by digging into the archives of their brains to recall the absolute stupidest things people have ever said to them. Grab a beer and join us on the couch (or at the bar)!
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Drinking beers, beers, beers - Episode 11 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
We’re back at the bar for Episode 11, and things get uncomfortable fast. Dave and Justin dive into some "coming of age" stories that probably should have stayed in the vault—including a specific Justin family gathering that Dave still hasn't recovered his breath from laughing so hard.Between the questionable childhood memories and Dave’s literal laughing fits, we take a minute to talk shop. Justin shares some updates on what’s coming up for Justin Landers and the latest news regarding Mutt’s Last Stand.It’s the usual mix of music, mayhem, and things you can't unhear.
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Love You, Mean It - Episode 10 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Dave and Justin are back for Episode 10! This week, we’re looking at a packed month ahead at Mutt’s and sharing some personal updates. We also get into the heart of the phrase "Love you, mean it"—discussing what it really looks like to show up for the people you care about. Plus, we’re shining a light on The Bully Sanctuary; learn more about this 501(c)(3) non-profit and the adoptable dogs currently looking for their forever homes.
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From the Front Line - Episode 9 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
This week, Dave and Justin are coming to you live from the Comedy Showcase at Mutt’s Last Stand in heart of Smithville, TX.After hosting a killer night of local laughs, the guys sat down for a quick, unfiltered post-show hangout. We’re joined by a heavy-hitting lineup of Texas talent to recap the night and talk shop:Matt Butera (Buttery Tortillas Comedy) @Mattbuteracomedy Alex Cunningham @therealalexcunningham on InstagramTrey Campbell @rockypc24 Expect the usual chaos, behind-the-scenes comedy talk, and maybe a few too many drinks. It’s loud, it’s live, and it’s Smithville.
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It's Not the Right Time to Be Sober - Episode 8 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Dave and Justin pull up a couple of chairs at the bar to unpack a week full of surprises, sore jaws, and strange shifts.The conversation kicks off with the heavy hitters—literally. Dave and Justin get honest about the times they’ve actually been knocked out, discussing the confusion, the ego checks, and the aftermath of seeing stars.From there, they dive into the chaos of the clock-out. Whether it’s dealing with difficult people or the general absurdity of the daily hustle, they share work stories that remind us all why we need a drink at the end of the day. Plus, Dave recounts the heart-racing moment he walked into a surprise visit from his mom earlier this week.
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When Justin Moonlights as a Comic - Episode 7 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Welcome back to the couch (stage)! You know the vibe: two grown men, one questionable piece of furniture, and a whole lot of nothin' important. That's 2 Dicks, 1 Couch.In this episode, Dave and Justin are stepping away from the couch (and from discussing corncobs and farting horses) for just a minute to prep for the comedy showcase coming up at Mutt's Last Stand in Smithville, TX on December 27, 2025.We're giving you a direct shot of the tension as Justin tries to prove he can function as a stand-up comedian outside the safe space of his couch. Meanwhile, Dave—the world's most supportive, yet most distracting, co-host—is relegated to the background. His mission? To be Justin's self-appointed "biggest fan".This clip demonstrates the 2 Dicks, 1 Couch experience: comedy, chaos, and a strong sense of wait, should they be saying that?Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...Follow us on TikTok for daily content and visit our Shop to get your very own Justin Landers Comedy sticker! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley
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Those Who Matter Don't Mind - Episode 6 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Dave thinks he can solve the mystery of time travel in the 6th episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch. Justin isn't so sure.Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...Follow us on TikTok for daily content and visit our Shop to get your very own Justin Landers Comedy sticker! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley
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You're a Mean One - Episode 5 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Find Dave and Justin in the Christmas spirit in this fifth episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch . Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...Follow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley
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Brown Eyed Girl - Episode 4 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
The fourth episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. We still haven't finished talking about how and why corncobs have been used in the past, but we've also struck up conversation about the moon landing, farting horses, and entitled people that think they can ruin your day and not get fired back at.Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzzjl6fakcCwm3LvRU?si=RWiUgeufRBucr-WEMHjuEAAmazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c94907-b52b-4e9b-8eb2-e072e71209b9/2-dicks-1-couchFollow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley
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The Irrationality of Rationality - Episode 3 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
The third episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. They're discussing super important and relevant topics like armadillos, nature, and new music from Justin's son, Jansen Landers.Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzzjl6fakcCwm3LvRU?si=RWiUgeufRBucr-WEMHjuEAAmazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c94907-b52b-4e9b-8eb2-e072e71209b9/2-dicks-1-couchFollow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley
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Giving it 60 or so Percent - Episode 2 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
The second episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. Just two grown men acting like kids and making poop jokes. It gets better the longer you watch.Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...Follow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin Landers ft. the voice of Michael BurgessMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley
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The Idiots Are Taking Over - Episode 1 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
Your first look at the 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. Just two grown men acting like kids and making poop jokes. It gets better the longer you watch.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The Miller Lite enthusiasts discussing a whole lot of nothin’ important, trading bad takes from their couch in Smithville, TX.
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Dave and Justin
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