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2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

2DDMAR is a podcast dedicated to the Business Of Beating Others, Day Drinking, & Yelling. If you want to listen to a couple friends joke, drink, and share trivia this is the podcast for you

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    2DDMAR Episode 31 There Are 2 Types Of Kissing And Chris Knows Both

    Hey folks, do you want to learn the two types of kissing from the baldest man in Cincinnati? Well come on down and listen to this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right where the gang plays games and goes crazy with points. A little bit of warning though, this episode is pretty PG in the first half but the second half quickly changes to about an R. Not a bad R though, a nice R rating kind of like if Bob Ross was in a steamy romantic comedy.

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    2DDMAR Episode 30 Weiner Dogs and Cat Nips

    Hey Folks! Welcome to the 30th episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right!! The whole gang gets together as they try desperately to remember state capitals and play fun trivia and would you rather games. So get comfy, grab something nice to drink, and listen to our latest episode!

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    2DDMAR Episode 29 How Do You Measure A Moose?

    Hello everyone! We got a brand new game for the gang to play that covers everything from moose to Doritos and even the NBA. So come on down and watch Chris, Rog, Bartender K and Jams once again prove that they do not know what the word penultimate means. It's all fair, it's all right, on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 28 Fast Times In The Secluded Cabin

    From the 2 Drunk archives comes a podcast episode I forgot to release 1 year ago! Join Chris, Rog, and Krista as they do another choose your own adventure episode! You play as a hot young 20 something partying with friends in a secluded cabin where everyone relaxes, has a good time, maybe get a little physical, and nothing is expected to go wrong.Come on and enjoy this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right!

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    2DDMAR Episode 27 Hot Pants and Breezy Shorts

    Come on in and listen to Chris, Roger, and Krista do a classic would you rather 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right! We cover everything from down home restaurants, fast food deserts, and cheesy celebrities. We may even explore the rarest and most mysterious sights in the world, one of our host's exposed bare legs. So please enjoy this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 26 2nd Annual Valentine's Story Time!

    Hey everybody! This might be the sexiest episode we have ever done! Come on and listen as Chris leads the gang through another romantic Valentine's Day episode. This one has everything from romance, to libraries, and even exotic chocolates.Listener discretion this is one of our raunchier episodes.

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    2DDMAR Episode 25 2nd Annual Christmas Bash!!

    Back from the dead and ready to party, the gang comes together for another Christmas themed Best of the Best for Christmas Movie Characters! Come on down and join Chris, Rog, Bartender K, Mary, and Jams as they (Chris) mispronounce words, try out some Australian accents, and make some of the sexiest Christmas themed choices you've ever seen!

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    2DDMAR Episode 24 Greatest Valentine's Day Story Ever Told

    Love is in the air as the Chris leads the gang through another choose your own adventure story! This story has all the classic Valentine's Day troupes including hot tubs, a sexy candle lit spaghetti dinner, a table of nuns and even a dead bird. Will the main character fall in love at the end? Will it be a one night stand? Or will there be something darker!? Come find out on this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 23 Christmas Trees and Boo-Bees

    On this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right, the gang is joined by 2 all-star newcomers for this year's Best-of-the-Best Christmas extravaganza. Each contestant must choose their favorite Christmas Cookie, Food/Drink, Activity, Movie, and their least favorite Christmas Activity, then justify why they are right and everyone else is wrong. Will Rog win with cold analytics and stunning logic? Will Bartender-K pull through with some classic Christmas cookies? Or maybe the newcomers will show the gang how Christmas spirit is done. All we know, is that there is no way Chris is going to win. Happy Holidays from 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 22 Halloween Story Time!!!!

    Hey folks, do you want to go on a Halloween adventure? Do you want to relive your early 20s and experience your first kiss with your college crush? Well hold on to your pumpkins and dress up like a sexy alligator, because this is our Halloween adventure episode!!! The gang gets to decide what happens in a Halloween story made by Chris, and it is as funny as it is unexpected. So come on down to this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 21 Let's Do Some Body Shots

    Our podcast turns 21!!! Come join the gang as they relive their early 20s with Margaritas and Fireball. Chris apologizes, Rog reminisces, and Bartender K somehow awards us points. So come on down to 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 20 Look How Far We Came

    Hello Everyone!!!! Welcome to the 20th Episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right! This week's episode is part award show, part retrospective, and part therapy session for Chris, Rog, Dave, and Krista. The champagne is popping, the dogs are barking, and points are being thrown around like squirrels on a trampoline. So come down and listen to this spectacular episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Small Bite Oyster

    So on our most recent opposite episode 19, there was a side discussion that I just couldn't fit into the main episode. I could have done it, but the flow of the episode would have been lost and it would have been a travesty. But, I thought that this bit was too good just to throw out the window, so please enjoy listening to three adults in their 30s discuss what the opposite of an oyster is.

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    2DDMAR Episode 19 Opposites!!!!

    Hey gang, did you know the opposite of a horse is a backpack? Well it is, and we are about to tell you why. Come listen to the gang have a good time while Chris really struggles with basic color theory. It's all fair, it's all right, on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 18 Coke-Tails

    Well helloooo!!! Come on down to this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right, where Rog, Chris and Bartender-K try to answer the big questions like: Would you rather be a firefighter or a lumberjack? Which is better, pretzels or goldfish? Somehow the gang argues about these questions, and more, for over an hour and honestly, it's pretty impressive.

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    2DDMAR Episode 17 Bald and Tall Unfiltered!!!

    We got another Bald and Tall where we cover everything from bowling world records to almond flavored shots. On this episode we ask the big quesitons, like which TV game show would you rather host? Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune? Also, Chris might or might not have a breakdown while articulating thoughts about hot dogs. It's all fair, it's all right on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 16 Christmas Movies!

    How late is too late to release a Christmas themed episode? Well, we're about to find out. Enjoy this episode where the gang tries to figure out what movie is the best Christmas movie, while simultaneously celebrating the New Year. It's all fair, it's all right, on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 15 Bald and Tall: Butt Funnel

    Hey guys! This week we have a bald and tall episode for you where Chris and Rog are joined by the one and only Bartender K!!! Come join us as we place some would you rather and talk about everything from pancakes to hot tubs. It's all fair, it's alright, on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 14 Halloween!!!

    I don't want to frighten anyone, and lord knows I try, but this week's episode might be haunted. Are we being tormented by the ghost of these second hand microphones I bought from a guy under a bridge in Transylvania? Or maybe I unknowingly offended a witch who put a curse on me after I took the last donut at work. Either way, we got a spooky episode for you as the guys debate the best halloween candy, and it gets pretty nutty.

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    2DDMAR Episode 13 BBQ Food

    The gang is back, and we're talking BBQ food! Come on in and enjoy this episode where Rog, Dave, and Chris argue about which foods are the best BBQ Foods. It's all fair, it's all right, on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 12 Bald and Tall

    The Bald one and the Tall one are brining you this episode of 2DDMAR. We got trivia about a prolific monogamist, and a emotion filled battle of would you rather. So come enjoy this episode of 2DDMAR.

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    2DDMAR Episode 11 Soda

    Hey guys! We got a new episode for you, and no we aren't doing another episode where we argue about food. We are revamping the show! Instead of food, we are talk about the opposite of food...beverages. If you're looking for a good time where a couple of friends drink some cocktails and crack jokes, this episode is for you!

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    2DDMAR Episode 10 Fast Food!!

    What's up everybody!? Come join the guys as they discuss, and sometimes yell, about fast food. We cover the best of the best fast food restaurants using nothing but our gut feelings, which honestly feels appropriate. We also pit a few of your favorite restaurants against each other to see which one comes out on top. So if you like fast food, comedy, or yelling, you'll love this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 9 Mascots

    Hey! Do you like mascots? Do you have strong opinions about certain fast-food artisanal sandwich shops? Well, do we have a perfect episode to you. Come and listen to the guys joke around and showcase how little we know about goats. It's all fair, it's all right, on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 8 Cereal Strikes Back

    Well, we did it. We made a second cereal episode. You may be wondering how three grown men can talk about cereal for 2 episodes, and that thought is valid. But somehow there was more passion, disdain, and general misunderstanding in this episode than our first cereal episode. So come listen to a couple of guys fracture their friendship over cereal. Come listen to 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 7 Cereal

    Hey guys, do you like cereal? Do you want to listen to 3 grown men talk for almost an hour about their cereal eating habits? Then this episode is for you. Tell us what your favorite cereal is, and how you like to eat it. I'm not certain there is a best way to eat cereal, but I do know that Rog does it the worst. (Honestly its actually a good system but don't tell Rog that) It's all fair, it's all right, on 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 6: Segments!!!

    Merry Christmas!!! Come join 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right and listen to the guys try and revamp the show! It's all about segments now as the guys cover everything from hippos in America to lingerie billboards. So grab some friends, grab some brews, and listen to 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 5: Deep Dive into Asphalt

    On this episode, Rog and Chris talk about everything blacktop! From asphalt to bitumen, tarmac to La Brea! Come listen to 2 Drunks Don't Make a Right

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    2DDMAR Episode 4: Donuts or Doughnuts?

    Rog and Chris dive deep into the donuts, literally and educationally. Maybe its a waste of time or maybe you'll learn something. Either way you'll have fun listening to the guys talk about the history of donuts while side tracking and cracking jokes. Lets have some fun, lets 2 Drunks Don't Make a Right.

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    2DDMAR EPISODE 3 TRIVIA 1 PART 2

    What do a Vietnamese insomniac, ice cream, and Mike Tyson have in common? They are all featured on this episode in ways that no one could have ever imagined. Join then guys as they discuss these topics and more on this episode of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Episode 2: Dental Floss

    Welcome to episode 2 of 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right. On this episode Rog and Chris take a deep dive into the somehow exciting history of dental floss. From the prehistoric origins of teeth cleaning, to a pioneering badass of the dental profession, the guys try their best to make this boring topic interesting. Also, we have a surprise guest appearance from the one, the only Miss Manhattan. So sit back, and relax, while 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right.

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    2DDMAR Trailer

    Hey guys, Welcome to 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right. Sit back, relax, and listen to a couple of guys in their 30s drink and share fun facts. 

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    2DDMAR Episode 1: Sister Acts and Indian Monks

    Welcome to 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right. On our first episode, the Dave, Chris, and Rog compete to see who can answer the most interesting trivia questions. From Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, to Indian monks who need elbow grease, the guys drink and joke all while competing to see who can get the most points. The questions may be wrong, but the answers are alright, this is 2 Drunks Don't Make A Right

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2DDMAR is a podcast dedicated to the Business Of Beating Others, Day Drinking, & Yelling. If you want to listen to a couple friends joke, drink, and share trivia this is the podcast for you

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