2 Girls 1 Blunt
by Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade
2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying, high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh. Submit your questions, topics you’d like to hear on the podcast, wild stories, & funny videos to: [email protected] Leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode! ------------------------------------------------ Follow 2 Girls 1 Blunt on Instagram: https://bit.ly/40ACpc4 Listen to 2 Girls 1 Blunt on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/3FPwQOM Listen to 2 Girls 1 Blunt on Spotify: http://bit.ly/3Z9Y8GF Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/42CqsEv Follow Jaime Lee Simmons on socials: https://bit.ly/40tXZyG Follow Emily Wade on socials: https://bit
Episodes
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Moving Out, Anxiety Meds, and Unhinged Would You Rather
The girls are back for their final episode in the studio — and they’re going out filthy. From moving chaos and Austin comedy burnout to UTIs, anxiety meds, and “would you rather” questions that get way too real, this one’s peak 2 Girls 1 Blunt energy. The girls talk about growing up broke…
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Dedrick Flynn on Being the Godfather of Chaos, and Why Wings Are Sacred
In this wild episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by the chaotic and hilarious Dedrick Flynn, who shares insane stories of growing up in Georgia, being arrested over ten times, and inheriting family beefs like badges of honor. We get into the art of grudge-holding, the deep betrayal of wing...
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Kandyce August on Healing from Toxic Relationships, Trust Issues, and Choosing Better Love
Comedian Kandyce August joins the girls for a vulnerable and hilarious convo about breaking toxic dating patterns and building real emotional literacy. They unpack growing up with paranoia, navigating hyper-independence, and how therapy changed the way they love. Kandyce shares what it’s like…
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Jeff Dolezal on Fun in Love, and the Darkest Thoughts You Should Keep Inside
Comedian Jeff Dolezal joins the girls for a chaotic deep dive into the wildest corners of the human brain. From struggling with edible-induced existentialism to breaking down why some people absolutely deserve to be unfollowed mid-date, no topic is off-limits. Jeff opens up about his dating red...
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Tight Lil Thang with Brent Reed
Jaime has a boyfriend — and we are screaming. In this episode, the girls spill all the tea: how he asked, why the numbers do matter (sorry not sorry), and what it’s really like being roommates with a couple when you’re the single hot friend with sleep issues and emotional support snacks. Emily’s…
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Trauma, Therapy & Chuck Norris in a Meat Bikini?? with Jon Carden
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies sit down with comedian Jon Carden (Skankfest, Tammy’s Boy Podcast) for one of the most unfiltered and hilarious episodes yet. We dive into military marriages, cheating, childhood trauma, therapy breakthroughs, and what it means to heal while still laughing...
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Living Alone, Ugly Kids & Wild Zoo Controversy
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies dive into everything from zoo scandals to ugly baby fears, all while navigating the chaos of adulthood. We kick things off with the viral Danish zoo controversy asking people to donate their pets as food (yes, really). From there, we spiral into sex...
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Chris Silio on Winning Kill Tony’s Golden Ticket, Miami & Dating Blind
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we sit down with Chris Silio — the newest Golden Ticket winner on Kill Tony — to talk about his big win, moving from Miami to Austin, and the wild reality of being a blind stand-up comic. Chris shares stories from Miami’s chaotic comedy scene, compares it to...
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Sydney Sweeney is a Psy Op
Is our podcast haunted… or are we just poor? In this chaotic episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, things spiral from prank calls and spirit sightings to deep dives on dolphins, AI, octopuses, and Sydney Sweeney’s "good genes." We have the hilarious, Zako Ryan, on the podcast today. Come Find More of Zako...
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Trisha Paytas, Narcissist Exes & Psychic 555 Warnings
In this unfiltered episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Emily and Jaime spiral from Omegle trauma to celebrity reincarnation theories. They share their worst throwback photos, roast their teenage selves, and debate whether Trisha Paytas is birthing the Illuminati’s next generation. Plus: The girls roast…
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Robot Wars, Leather Jackets & Timmy No Brakes
Comedian and character-king Timmy No Brakes joins the ladies for one of the most no brakes episode yet. From celibacy confessions to robot death matches, nothing is off the table. They talk s*x, stage fright, bombing on dates, and the brutal highs and lows of the Austin comedy scene. Timmy…
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Pee Showers, Fist Bumps, and Chemo Cooter: Too Much Info?
Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard. From stories of eating your own rib, to awkward...
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Swingers, Conspiracies & AI Clones? w/comedian Gerard Michaels
This episode is one wild ride from start to finish. Comedian and political thinker Gerard Michaels joins the girls for a chaotic conversation covering everything from swingers and Fantasy Fest to the psyop of the American dream, dating in Miami, AI clones, school system scams, and DMT theories.…
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The Bidet Mishap, B-hole Talk & Utah Gays with Scott Filmore
Brent Reed and Scott Fillmore join Emily and Jaime for the most unhinged episode yet! From impromptu courtroom drama to wild first date confessions, Utah gays, arrests, and food debates that will leave you starving — this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and too much b-hole talk. Find More of…
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Untitled Episode
This episode has everything: kissing the homies, mystery mushrooms, poop mishaps, and a surprise OnlyFans pitch mid-panic attack. Comedian Brent Reed joins the girls to talk about public bathroom trauma, threesomes gone weird, and the one time Emily nearly saw God on an air mattress. It’s…
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Cool Beans & Hot Messes: How Men Fumble Love with Darius Bennett
In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, comedian Darius Bennett joins the ladies to break down the truth about modern dating, why men sabotage relationships, and how some people just got that dog in 'em. We get into: 🔥How to spot a narcissist before it’s too...
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JJ Curry on Comedy, Tampa's Strip Clubs, and Clean Comedy
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious, JJ Curry who's fresh off a kiler set on Kill Tony. JJ is our good friend from Florida, we chat about meeting in a strip club, why JJ only sm*kes on 4/20, and how he started comedy out of the Air Force. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted…
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Nun's the Problem
Hello gooses, silly or otherwise. We get into a listener's tea, determine if Emily should become a nun, and plan a vacation this podcast episode. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw,...
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Untitled Episode
Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST. We chat about cancer free diagnoses, how to say you don't want to hang out with your partner, and why we think that everyone should get one weekend alone a month. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a...
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Daddy's Got You ft. Comedian Or Mash
This week we’re joined by the hilarious Or Mash as seen onWild N' Out. We talk God (aka Daddy who knows all), her secret test to see if her friends are anti-Semitic, and the time she accidentally became a pirate. It’s unhinged, it’s spiritual, it’s mildly ill*gal—just how we like it. Find More Or...
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Make Vaping American Again
On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we try and solve the vaping crisis. If we can't do it, nobody can. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and...
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We're Starting a Cult
The rumors are true. We are starting a cult, get in on the ground floor now. This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we chat about our thoughts on the world at large, get absolutely giggly, and decide we want to be cult leaders. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner...
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Multiple Personality Super Powers with Danny Martinello
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING. Find Danny Martinello Here: https://www.instagram.com/dannymartinello/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy…
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Put The Money in My Hands
On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and...
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A Gingerbread Man, A Hot Dragon, and Comedian Mike Eaton
Happpy Tuesday! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, where we have the very funny Mike Eaton. We chat about his Kill Tony minute, what Shrek characters the ladies remind him of, and bond over laughter. Find Mike Here: https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy...
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A Scouser, Lebron James, and the Red Light District with Kyle Legacy
Absolutely banger episode with our friend from over the pond, Kyle Legacy. We got chatting about the red light district, what makes a p*rn production, how we feel about Austin, and surprise surprise....prank call Emily's mom. Find Kyle Legacy here:...
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A Frenchman Walks Into America ft. Comedian Zach Mama
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have the hilarious Zach Mama. Making waves in America, this Frenchman dishes on the difference between French + American women (it's not what you think,) how he almost turned a lesbian straight, and why Airpods do not a date make. Find Zach Mama on tour here:...
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Awkward Thr**somes with Stirling Cooper
Today, we have on one of our favorite guests, Mr. Stirling Cooper. Join us as we chat thr**somes, why women like a**holes, and more on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They…
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Best Of 2 Girls 1 Blunt
Guys, today....we give you....THE WILDEST, the best, the funniest. Three of our favorite guests, the good, the bad, the HORNY! THIS IS. 2 GIRLS! 1 BLUNT! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver…
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We Are(n't) Perverts with Comedian JJ Liberman
Happy Tuesday! Boy, do we have a treat for you. The hilarious JJ Liberman, a stand up comedian, based in NYC and Austin. JJ graces us with his presence as he brings up Jaime's aureolas, how he became straight 30 years into life, and why he's scared to talk sh*t about Texans. Get you more of JJ...
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C**chie Juice and Baja Blasting
Hello. It is your overlords. It is Tuesday. You know what that means! Today, we have listener submissions, blood diamonds, girl scout cookies and shi**ing your pants. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade.…
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Truckers, Compliments, and Waffle House Weddings with Genivieve Clinton
WELCOMMEE back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today we have on the hilarious, Genivieve Clinton. We chat about her former work as a trucker, how to give out compliments better, and public bathroom p*rn. Also, what's the best way to get married? At a damn Waffle House. You Can Find More of Genivive...
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Kickin' It with Comedian Andrew Packer
Hello, extraterrestrials. Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, we have on the very funny, very Canadian, Andrew Packer. We chat about AI taking over, Donald Trump and Elon, Justin Trudeau, and find common ground between America and Canada. We also discuss AI s*x bots, a crazy friend...
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The Legend with Jay Legend
Boy, do we have a treat for you on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Welcome back, boys and girls. We have the hilarious Jay Legend with us today. Join us as we dive into dating, get too h*gh, and discover the meaning of life. Find Jay on tour here: https://www.instagram.com/jaylegendcomedy/ 2 Girls 1…
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Good Christian Women
Hi hello, it is us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt reporting live from Austin, TX on the important subjects. Milk...real or not? Pap smears...good or no? What is the American anthem. Please send us voicemails, love you! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston,...
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He Put His Tussy In It! w/Comedian Zako Ryan
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious Zako Ryan. We discuss his tussy, why all men are liars when they sit, get into dating red flags, and so much more. Are men who don't like sloppy gay? What's wrong with our toes? Will we ever be loved? Tune in to find out more. Fiiiiiind Zako on...
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The Bathroom Slits
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we talk uber drivers, play a new game called Cuffing or Bluffing, peeping Toms in bathroom stall slits, and squ*rting! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw,...
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Discrimination Station with Tre Stewart
Wellllcome back to a highly highly satirical episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. We have our very funny friend, Tre Stewart on this episode to discuss the pressing topics in our society. Do women deserve rights? How do we feel about Joe Biden? And More. THESE ARE ALL JOKES. Find Tre Here:...
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New Year’s Tyler-ution ft. Tyler47
Can you believe it's been a year since we've had the lovely Tyler on? Well, fear no more, she's back and always amazing! We chat New Year's, what we're letting go off, get deep into some childhood funny stories, and end with some good ole fashioned stoney baloney. Check out Tyler47 + Her Music:...
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Just A Hole
Happy HOLIDAYS, YA SILLY GOOSES! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where we get into marine life STD's, Jaime's Kill Tony minute + interview being released, and find out something new about Christopher Columbus. IF YOU ARE IN AUSTIN, TX - WE HAVE A SHOW THIS FRIDAY, 12/27 AT 7PM...
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Not Gay ft. Comedian Dan Donohue
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we are joined by the hilarious LA-based stand-up comedian Dan Donohue (@notbaddan). We kick things off with some lighthearted chit-chat about the United Health Care CEO's sudden passing—because nothing says comedy like billionaires dropping dead. From there, things...
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Lemon Party is Done with Comedian Jessica Misitano
In this hilarious episode, we sit down with the incredibly funny comedian Jessica Misitano. We get rough and rowdy this episode, rapping intros and rhyming outros. A deep dive into the 100-man o**y that's gone viral. Why being first isn’t always a good thing? And reflecting on how our parents...
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A Brucket of Fried Chicken
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we get into buckets, bruckets of fried chicken. What's the worst way you can mess up a word? What song should you hum while s*cking d? Happy holidays from our family to yours. Give of the gift of love to your family and introduce them to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.…
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Happy Skanksgiving!
Happy Skanksgiving from your two favorite silly gooses. The holiday season is upon us, and we're sharing our gratitude for our family, cats, and our Silly Goose Gang. What did Emily do to her face? How are we feeling about the holidays this year? We get into mindset, public breakups/h**kups, and...
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Double Grippin' the Mic
Hello hello. Thank you for joining us today on this momentous occasion; ANOTHER episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. On today's episode, why don't we have boyfriends? We delve into first date mishaps, insane hypotheticals, and try and kill this gosh darn FLY. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy…
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Married Women, Unsent Messages + Ghosts, Oh My! Ft. Comedian Martin Phillips
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Austin-based stand-up comedian Martin Phillips joins the girls as we dive into why un-sending tech needs to be advanced, discover if everyone has a high-school mate who un-alived themselves, and have fun with games this episode. Known for his storytelling and…
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Oh, Harvard? Like It's Hard?
Good morning, happy Tuesday, silly gooses! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. The ladies dive into what makes a good actor, no matter the role. Join us today as we discuss what women REALLY want from men, how we feel about d*** pics, and discover that India has different sized...
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Johnny Mitchell: From Kingpin to Comedy & Redemption
Join us today for another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt as we dive DEEP into the raw and riveting life of Johnny Mitchell, former dr*g kingpin turned comedian, and host of The Connect with Johnny Mitchell. Today, Johnny joins us to break down his wild journey from prison cells to comedy clubs. We...
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Video Game Tragedies & Working Through Life with Comedian Lemaire Lee
Buckle up for a laugh-filled yet surprisingly deep episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt! This week, we’re diving into the Lemaire's hilarious video game tragedy that had us crying—and not just from laughter. We also get real about working through grief and how humor and comedy helps us make light of life’s...
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Laugh Higher with Bianca Parato: Diddy, Conspiracies, and Crafting Comedy in Austin
Welcome back to the 2 Girls 1 Blunt featuring our hilarious, special guest Bianca Parato, an Austin-based stand up comedian and the founder of Laugh Higher, a comedy brand celebrating the heart of comedy in Austin, Texas! In this episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the latest tea on...
About this show
2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying, high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh.
Submit your questions, topics you’d like to hear on the podcast, wild stories, & funny videos to: [email protected]
Leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!
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