PODCAST · comedy
2 Guys from Vegas
by Todd and Jay
In this episode Todd and Jay talk about yoga class, Coronavirus, crazy armored car incidents, and two flys in a light bulb.
Episodes
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Episode 104: Felina
All good things and this show must come to an end. After 2 years the guys have decided to call it quits. Find out why. Also hear them argue about Section 8. And then...Todd gets stranded on the freeway, hospitals let staff work while Covid positive, parents of rape victims go to bat for the…
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Episode 103: Before it Changes its Mind
Episode 103 has landed and the boys hit 2022 running. Todd and Jay discuss the passing of Betty White and who the next Celebrity should be on the march to 100 watch. Todd tries to help a homeless person and gets pissed. Find out why Jason hates camping. CTE in athletes. Todd's dad forgets his...
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Episode 102: The Aussies are Coming!
This week the guys have a real live Australian on the show. Their friend Ryan stops by and they discuss the differences between U.S. and Australian culture. Find out how they handle gun rights, Covid, traffic violations, crazy ass animals you've never heard of (and probably don't want to) and…
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Episode 101: Jason's X-Mas Party and Todd's Mask Incident
Episode 101 is here! This week the guys talk about Jason's Christmas house party. Todd gets into it with 7-11 clerk about his lack of mask, How does San Francisco deal with crime compared to Polk County Florida? The difference is night and day, shocking, we know. fake ID's, animal torture and a...
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Episode 100: Death Threats and Show Me Your Papers
We have reached our milestone 100th episode!! Todd gets death threats and Jason's truck gets broken into. What a way to celebrate. We have a celebrity Karen of the week and our first Charen of the week (also a celebrity). A male swimmer is dominating the women's league (shocking, we know)....
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Episode 99: Anime Porn and My Gal
Episode 99 has landed and the boys are off and running. This week the guys discuss a local high school that was sticker bombed with anime "porn" Jason has weird Covid dreams We discuss the Second Annual two Guys From Vegas Day at the Gun Range. Are fire trucks wasting tax dollars in one small…
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Episode 98: Who hasn't Slept with Fang Fang?
Episode 98 is here and the guys hit the ground runnin' with a new Carano of the week. Also, stealing is "legal" in California, Vegas is still cowboy country, but it smells like Spicoli's van: Todd scores ivermectin (the horse kind) at the gym, never have a pet that doesn't love you back (RIP...
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Episode 97 Covid and The Rolling Stones
Jason and his girl get Covid. Todd and his son get free tickets to The Rolling Stones. Who says life isn't fair? Why do people continue to lie about the Rittenhouse case and Ivermectin? Supposedly healthy athletes dropping dead early. Jose Canseco's balls and much more.
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Episode 96: Self Defense is Still Legal in America
Todd and Jay discuss the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict and what that means for America. They break down all the myths of the case and why the media can't be trusted. We also discuss why your opinion of Kyle Rittenhouse should have nothing to do with your opinion of the verdict. All that and more stuff.
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Episode 95: Jim Florentine revisited
This week Todd and Jay are revisiting the Jim Florentine episode due to Jay having 'Rona and was unable to record a new episode. We will see you next week with a brand new episode. Thanks!!
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Episode 94: The Master Debaters
Actually, it's more of a good ol' fashion discussion on gun rights. We welcome very special guest, Zafer Diab, who might not be as 2A friendly as Todd and Jay. Were Todd and Jay able to bring him over to the light side? Listen and find out. Also, did joe Biden shart himself in The Vatican? We...
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Episode 93: Don't Bring a Baldwin to a Gunfight
This week the guys talk about the shooting on the Alec Baldwin movie set. The woke Twix commercial, Nevada Governor Sisolak is involved in an automobile accident and is the only one who doesn't have to take a field sobriety test. PETA is offended by baseball, What's a coral belt in jiu Jitsu?…
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Episode 92 The Plane Rides from Hell
This week the guys discuss Jason's shit show of a plane ride from Florida to Vegas amidst the Southwest pilot walkout. Ken Turnage is forced to buy a car for a similar reason. A dad is called a domestic terrorist for speaking up for his daughter, who was raped in a school bathroom. Friends with…
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Episode 91 Kenny 3 Sheets-The Returnage
Jason is on vacation this week, so Kenny Turnage fills in. It's 5:00 somewhere. The guys talk about Ken's plans for his upcoming 50th Birthday party, Vegas from a tourist's perspective, Getting a ride from one of Gladys knight's Pips, A figure skater's ass, recasting the TV show What's Happening!...
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Episode 90: Nick Cage walks into a bar...
This week the guys discuss Nick Cage's unfortunate visit to a local pub. Todd drives all over God's green earth to find his son a tie for homecoming. How not to kill yourself. Does NASCAR suck? Dishonest reporting, The Chaddiest Chad we've ever had, bootleg electronics and much, much more
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Episode 89 A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Doctor
Jason gets in a car wreck in front of his doctor's office. Todd gets the coolest birthday gift ever, which is odd because 1) He doesn't celebrate his birthday and B) His birthday isn't until next year. Also, fat guys in inner tubes, a new Karen and much, much, much more.
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Episode 88: Owl attacks and Mr. Olympia flashbacks
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the recent death of Norm Macdonald, an almost owl attack on Jay's dogs, how Mr. Olympia used to be, Florida's mask mandate, comparing housing prices, doing work at celebrity's homes plus much more. Also a new "Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 87: UFO's and "My 600lb Life"
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the importance of staying healthy, "My 600lb Life", dead comedians, scooters at the store, racism's hypocrisy, UFOs, and More! Plus a new "Chad of the Week"!
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Episode 86: Ivermectin and British people's teeth!
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the Wi Spa incident, Gavin Newsome recall, British people's teeth, Don Rickles and comedy roasts, Joe Rogan taking Ivermectin, plus much more. And a "Chad vs Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 85: NFT's, video games, and gym cat
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the new NFT trend, playing video games as a kid, bad graffiti, Geek Squad is terrible, Todd finally catches the elusive "gym cat" plus much more. We welcome back our celebrity "Chad of the Week".
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Episode 84: World's worst refrigerator non-repair man and other true stories.
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss Miles, the world's worst refrigerator non-repair man, Jason's flaky friend gets attacked by a dog constantly, Jay calls out the wrong listener for talking about the gym too much, Instagram "models" taking up gym space, women with hairy legs and armpits plus a...
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Episode 83: The parking lot "Rocky" moment
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss getting healthy vs getting the vaccine, a quick return of Jason's Flaky Friend, how to go to the gym and NOT workout for an hour and a half, Todd's son stands up to a bully and the mask mandate, plus much more. And a new celebrity "Chad of the Week"!
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Episode 82: Jason's Flaky Friend
Episode 82: Jason's Flaky Friend. France wants to see your papers, are we next? Watching movies in the hood. Cops and body cams. Todd tries to become a cop....and fails. Vote "no" for once in your miserable lives. Rihanna is a billionaire. When that ass is at its peak. Kathy Griffin with one lung...
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Episode 81: The Antioch Report and childhood altercations
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss Todd's recent trip to Antioch CA, Todd got the vaccine, childhood altercations, bird-sitting, smell of death coming from Todd's house plus more! A new shortened version of a celebrity "Karen of the Week".
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Episode 80: Just wingin' it
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the Philippines first Olympic gold medal ever, VCR/DVD player combos, "record scratching" moments in our lives, Remington lawsuit payout, plus much more! Also a "Chad of the Week" (sort of).
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Episode 79: 3 Girls...1 Bus
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss a strange female road-trip, the black "national anthem", 2021 Olympics, an update on a convicted murderer, new capitol gains tax proposal plus much more! And a new "Karen of the Week" coming at ya straight from Victoria's Secret.
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Episode 78: Never Have I Ever...
In this episode Todd and Jay play the game "Never Have I Ever", discuss new video of Biden's obvious cognitive decline, plus much more. And our newest "Karen of the Week" is international!
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Episode 77: Drugs in the Olympics
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss drug use in Olympic athletes, Pistol Pete's, getting braces, 4th of July hot dog eating contest, exposing fake martial arts instructors plus much more! And we're back with a holiday edition of "Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 76: Spirit of '76
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss skinny guys and their gym goals, tax and gun loopholes, trade school vs college, Biden's approval dropping, Raider's player comes out and the left already hates him, wiping with long fingernails and MORE!!!
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Episode 75: Juneteenth holiday and a bad 80's movie
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss IKEA's racist Juneteenth menu, "Streets of Fire" movie, San Francisco's Gay Men's Choir, celebrities dying on the same day, pensions vs 401k, being a security guard at a bar and more! Plus a new Curano of the week!
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Episode 74 Henderson PD, Autonomous vehicles and cancel culture
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss getting pulled over by the Henderson PD, YouTube cancel culture, autonomous vehicles, that purple-haired female soccer player, Senator Rand Paul giving it to Fauci and much more! Plus a new "Curano of the Week"!
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Episode 73 New tattoos, Blair White, and self-checkout frustrations
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss Jay's new tattoo, Walmart self-checkout is B/S, Blair White and Tom MacDonald music video, 90's rock bands, VGK playoff win and more! Plus, for the first time ever, a "Karen AND Curano of the week"!
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Episode 72 The Mandela Effect and the cheese hotdog incident
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss steroids vs Creatine, the cheese filled hotdog incident, running into people you knew that are now homeless, the Mandela Effect, plus much more! And introducing the newest "Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 71 R.I.P. Dane and yarn di@ks
In this episode Todd and Jay pay tribute to a fallen friend, discover yarn dicks, base pay is going up, train company's private police force, another "woke" military recruitment video, and more! And a new celebrity "Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 70 Revelations and the Jerry Seinfeld paradox
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss all the famous people on Seinfeld, hygiene revelations, incentives to graduate high school, Marisa Tome, and much more! Plus an celebrity "Chad of the Week"!
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Episode 69 EBT chicken and Gal Gadot
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss Israel vs Palestine, EBT cards, snitches, teachers now-a-days, and more! Plus a new "Chad of the Week"!
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Episode 67 Co-ed gender reveal parties and Fauch-covidians
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the new cult: Fauch-covidians, why co-ed gender reveal parties are ridiculous, the 19 Kids and Counting pedophile, Why taking a cruise can suck (but also be really fun), and much more! Plus our newest "Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 68 Hanging out with Jim Florentine
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss music, comedy, television, relationships, baseball and more during our sit down with the very funny and extremely talented Jim Florentine. Make sure to catch Jim May 7-8 at The Plaza in Las Vegas
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Episode 66 No more menthols and Summer's Eve flashback
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the Biden administration cancelling Menthol cigarettes, douching, Alabama's new gun laws, Resort fees and other strip hotel hidden fees, California loses a congressional seat while Texas gains one plus much more! Also we have a new "Chad of the Week"!
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Episode 65: Anti-camping and Caitlyn Jenner for Governor
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss their hatred for sleeping outdoors, new gun laws in Montana, new anti-protest laws in Oklahoma, Caitlyn Jenner running for governor, UN adds Iran and China to women's rights council and much more! Plus a "Chad of the Week", a "Karen of the Week", and a "Carano...
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Episode 64: Askewiniverse and dying in the bathtub
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the Kevin Smith "Askewiniverse", dying in a bathtub, traffic lights on freeways, Army basic training and more! And of course a new "Karen of the Week".
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Episode 63: Footloose, voter I.D., and NeuroLink
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the latest progress in Neurolink, the 80's version of Footloose, voter I.D., multiple sport athletes, recent celebrities death and MORE! Plus a new category called the "Carano". This is a person who stands up for themselves and/or others.
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Episode 62: Ah, the good ol' days
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss TV shows from the past (and even play a few clips), the new Peacock channel additions, pet peeves from pet owners and much more. Also we have a new "Karen of the Week"! Enjoy!
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Episode 61: Midget Hookers and Muslim Shooters
Episode 61 has landed! Today the guys talk about the vast diversity represented by the local prostitutes. Also discussed is how the media isn't interested in the identity of a mass shooter unless he fits in their little (white) box. Can you cheat on a partner who won't have sex with you? Those...
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Episode 60: Jerry Seinfeld impressions and a Facebook ban
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss "Neuticals", Todd does a Jerry Seinfeld impersonation, registering your dog, Todd's 30 day Facebook ban plus much more. Also we have a new "Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 59: Cancel Culture Deep Dive
Episode 59: Cancel Culture Deep Dive. Todd and Jay go in depth on the cancel culture. Ever hear of an ESG score? You have now. Our highest profile Chad of the week ...ever. Then the guys give a shout out to their super fans.
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Episode 58: Del Taco Hookers or Her Lack of Hair is Disturbing
Todd and Jay talk about an upcoming shooting trip, Joe Biden's Shirley moment, Jamie Lee Curtis' haircut and the cost of a Del Taco hooker. Also, everyone is essential except teachers, a sense of humor for survival, and chivalry is dead...good riddance.
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Episode 57: Old-school MTV and cancel culture
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss Todd's new cat, we rewind the clock to a music video from a band in 1984, Rand Paul calling out genital mutilation on preteens, cancel culture plus more! And a "Karen of the Week" with impeccable math skills.
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Episode 56: Acting vs stand-up and a three legged cat with aids
In this episode Todd and Jay discuss the perils of trying to adopt a pet during 'Rona, comedians that can (or can't) act, wild animals invading the suburbs, a bi-racial "snowball" ad from Cadbury, Kevin Smith movies, sports, and more. Plus a new "Karen of the Week"!
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Episode 55: Not so "Super Woman" Gorilla Glue Girl and real "Super Woman" Gina Carano
IN this episode Todd and Jay discuss the idiocy of using spry-on Gorilla Glue and a hair product, Gina Carano standing up for herself, horrible tattoo trends, current UFC fighters plus much more! Also a new "Karen of the Week". Also we'd like to give a huge shoutout to the band "The Dead Milkmen"...
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In this episode Todd and Jay talk about yoga class, Coronavirus, crazy armored car incidents, and two flys in a light bulb.
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