2 Guys No Credentials

For the first time, 2 Guys No Credentials is recording together in person—and somehow that made us even less qualified.Six months into the podcast, Erik and Jeff look back at what has been harder than expected, their favorite moments, the lack of growth, the comment that nearly broke Erik and why they still want to keep going.Then we read some of the funniest and most brutal comments you’ve left us, answer audience questions, force Erik to say things he loves and Jeff to admit what he hates, and bring in Paige and Sam to find out how well we actually know each other.Follow the show and send us your questions, opinions and insults. You might end up in a future episode.Lower your expectations.

Who’s the bigger threat to America: Democrats or Republicans?Erik and Jeff debate the Electoral College, presidential power and whether either party can be trusted with the system. Plus, Erik’s Korean barbecue disaster and a round of Which Idiot?Two best friends. Very different politics. Absolutely no credentials. Lower your expectations.

A Marine Erik worked with disappeared without warning—and 16 years later, NCIS is still looking for him. Erik shares the strange story involving stolen military equipment, multiple aliases, and two very different theories about what may have happened.The guys also discuss Antonio Brown’s disastrous fantasy-football Cameo, make dangerously confident NFL predictions, and decide whether it’s actually rude to ask who is attending a party, leave without saying goodbye, refuse a hug, decline to hold someone’s baby, or tell guests it’s time to go.Lower your expectations.

Our friend Donnie joins us to answer one important question: Which apocalypse gives us the best chance of survival—zombies, an endless winter, or a world overrun by dinosaurs?We decide who would take charge, who would panic first, and who would inevitably get everyone killed. Plus, Zoology for Morons returns as we once again prove we know absolutely nothing about animals.Three idiots. Three apocalypses. No credentials.Lower your expectations.

Tipping used to reward great service. Now we’re being emotionally blackmailed by an iPad.Erik and Jeff take on tip screens, Texas Roadhouse cheese fries that qualify as building materials, and a round of “Would You Rather” questions designed to destroy their friendship.Lower your expectations.

The First Annual 2 Guys Movie Awards continues with Hollywood’s worst casting decisions. Erik replaces Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde, Jeff becomes Regina George in Mean Girls, and both movies are immediately ruined.Erik starts a fight over a post-office survey, Jeff declares war on the letter Q, and we determine how long we could survive against an unlimited army of kindergartners.The questions are stupid, the answers are worse, and somehow we still learn nothing. Lower your expectations.

Hollywood has the Oscars. Now it has something significantly less credible: the first annual 2 Guys No Credentials Movie Awards.Erik and Jeff debate the greatest movies, actors, and quotes of all time—including whether Denzel always plays Denzel, why The Lord of the Rings is overrated, and how Indiana Jones accomplished absolutely nothing in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Then they somehow crown one movie the greatest ever made.Before the awards, Erik corrects last week’s mistake, the News Desk investigates a feline voter-fraud conspiracy, Jeff blames Canada for the smoke, and cold butter pushes Erik over the edge.Listen, follow, and lower your expectations.

This week, Erik and Jeff ask why fewer Americans feel comfortable saying they’re proud of their country.Has patriotism become political? Did younger generations get America’s blooper reel instead of the highlight reel? And can criticizing the country actually be an act of patriotism?They get into the flag, the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, 9/11, student loans, the cost of living, party-over-country politics, and whether America can still give people something to believe in.But before any of that, Erik insults a nurse at the VA, starts a lifelong feud with a hippie grocery store, defends eating ice cream like soup, and nearly destroys the entire studio.Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

America had a birthday, so this week we skipped the News Desk and talked Fourth of July the only way we know how: fireworks, hot dogs, potato salad hate, childhood nostalgia, The Sandlot, Independence Day, Jaws, and adults pretending fireworks are still exciting.Erik also gets bullied at a party by a guy named Brennan after saying he’s from Tatooine, Jeff regrets another softball loss, and a Chick-fil-A drive-thru turns into an NFL quarterback debate.Two guys. No credentials. There’s sand in the potato salad.

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik came in completely out of gas, Jeff came in with OJ Simpson stats, and somehow that became an episode.We start with softball beer fines, fall into news burnout, take a detour through Supergirl and the DC universe, spend way too much time appreciating The Big Lebowski, debate whether OJ belongs in the Bills Ring of Honor, and then somehow end up talking about Trump’s reflecting pool, protest hot dogs, sleep tricks, and Clippy from Microsoft Office.Was there a plan? No.Was there structure? Also no.Did we still record for over an hour? Unfortunately, yes.No News Desk. No structure. No credentials. Just two guys trying to make something out of nothing.

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik and Jeff ask the most important question two unqualified men can ask:Were the 90s actually better?We talk bad modern music, MTV, TRL, Beastie Boys, Blink-182, Jurassic Park, Good Will Hunting, Nickelodeon, SNL, Mighty Ducks logos, chain wallets, Starter jackets, childhood freedom, and why everything used to feel like it had more personality.Plus, Jeff survives a Jimmy Buffett Uber ride, Erik declares war on modern music, and the episode ends with Erik forgetting how words work.No credentials. No News Desk. No smooth outro.

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, we kick things off with Zoology for Morons and immediately lose control. Somehow, sloths become bugs, seahorses become water, and dolphins become ocean dogs with serious legal problems.From there, the News Desk gets weird. We get into political campaign slogans that probably needed one more meeting, Connecticut embarrassing itself again, too many Dan Sullivans in Alaska, Morgan Wallen throwing furniture, and Kevin Durant trolling Angel Reese.Then everything spirals because of a missing sauce packet.A bad takeout order turns into a full-blown conversation about fast food, living wages, student loans, college, housing, corporate taxes, government intervention, and whether America killed the idea of an entry-level life.Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, the News Desk is barely holding together.We talk Jerome Powell, NFL outrage, Graham Platner’s Nazi tattoo, Jeff’s Bills depression, Erik’s Daily Wire regret, and a Home Depot mulch delivery that turned into a full neighborhood crisis.Then we head into The Deep End for the Mackenzie Sherilla Netflix documentary and immediately prove why we have no legal credentials.Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

EP015 has everything nobody asked for: Marine stories, Buffalo sports depression, Aaron Rodgers ruining Erik’s life, and a voting debate handled by two men wildly unqualified to fix democracy.We had no business discussing this much.We did it anyway.Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

In this episode, Erik and Jeff are running on three hours of sleep and still somehow decide they’re qualified to talk about aliens, LeBron James, aquarium fish, penguin parades, and why every smoke alarm chooses violence at 3 a.m.We cover modern NBA softness, Angel Reese, WNBA money complaints, Buffalo playoff rage, Area 51, Bob Lazar, Ancient Aliens, QR code restaurant menus, parking lot mask people, and the deeply suspicious world of grocery store rotisserie chickens.As always, strong opinions, bad research, unnecessary arguments, and absolutely no credentials.

In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, we return from a short break and immediately prove that time away has not made us smarter.Jeff celebrates the Buffalo Sabres winning their first playoff series since 2007, which sends us down a rabbit hole of old cell phones, the first iPhone, and what life looked like before everything became terrible in high definition.Then things fall apart in the usual way.We get into:Jeff’s airport nightmare trying to get home from FloridaThe Sarasota airport apparently not knowing what radios areErik’s diner regret and seeing someone from high school in publicWhether seafood belongs anywhere near a dinerJames Carville, political hypocrisy, and both parties trying to rig the gameBillionaires, taxes, loopholes, and whether any of us actually know what we’re talking aboutWhy the NBA feels soft nowKobe, LeBron, hockey players, and load managementSchool bus stops getting completely out of controlA very serious discussion about which ice is superiorTwo guys. No credentials.Strong opinions. Questionable facts.Somehow still allowed to record.2 Guys No CredentialsTwo guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

The Sabres are back in the playoffs, Aaron Rodgers catches strays, and somehow we end up arguing whether a hot dog is a sandwich or just a handheld tube of chaos.This episode starts with Jeff being way too excited about Buffalo hockey, then immediately falls apart into food debates, gummy bears in ice cream, grocery store behavior, and Gavin Newsom catching some completely unqualified political commentary.As usual, strong opinions, unnecessary arguments, and very little resolution.

In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, nothing makes sense.The Sabres look legit, the Bills don’t, and the internet is arguing over a Trump-as-Jesus meme that somehow gets even dumber the more you look at it.We get into highway criminals, another round with the VA, aliens obviously, and this week’s thing we hate: food boxes.Then we close with a Last Sip on Augusta National and a timeline that’s way more recent, and worse, than you’d expect.Two guys. No credentials. Strong opinions. Questionable facts.

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow manage to disappoint.We kick things off with updates on Bagel Delight and the Buffalo Sabres officially clinching a playoff berth, which still sounds fake.From there, Erik’s weekly regret is trusting the VA and wasting a perfect 70-degree Friday on a fishing trip that produced absolutely nothing except disappointment.We also get into birds, why hockey is the hardest professional sport to play, irresponsible dog owners, the miracle of getting an Amazon order in three hours, and why everyone seems exhausted all the time even though life is supposed to be easier.We solve nothing, but we do complain about a lot.

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow make it all worse.We kick things off with a shocking development: Erik has no regrets and actually had a great week, which immediately feels suspicious.From there, Jeff tells the story of getting rear-ended by a drunk woman who ended up getting arrested after failing her field sobriety test, because apparently even normal life has to be ridiculous.We also get into eggs, bad politics, Druski, restaurant rage, and Erik’s anti-sandal summer PSA for men.As usual, strong opinions and very little expertise.

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow make it all worse.We kick things off with the return of the Italian Job, then get into a debate about actors who might actually be better than Timothée Chalamet.From there, Jeff makes the case that the Buffalo Sabres are playing so well they might actually win it all, which feels insane to say out loud.We also get into a truly dumb Mini Cooper driver moment, why everyone secretly hates streaming now but refuses to admit it, and how entertainment somehow got worse while becoming more convenient.As usual, strong opinions and very little expertise.

In this episode, we somehow cover everything and solve absolutely nothing.We start with an update on my wife’s massive keychain, which still gets lost constantly. Siri continues to ignore me but somehow listens perfectly to the TV, and Jeff spots someone at the gas station fully committed to the pajama lifestyle.From there it spirals.We get into the internet losing its mind over Timothée Chalamet’s ballet comments, why TV commercials feel like they’re made for idiots, the ongoing WNBA revenue debate, Jeff hating Jake and Logan Paul, my rant about bumper stickers, and whether or not Trump actually understands tariffs.It’s all over the place. You’ve been warned.

Jeff gets his snowblower back just in time for the snow to disappear, which tells you everything you need to know.This episode includes Jeff’s confidence in the Bills, Erik regretting the VA yet again, a wildly unqualified discussion about gerrymandering, the return of Zoology for Morons, social media anxiety, cyclists in traffic, and the usual collection of complaints with no practical solutions.2 Guys No Credentials — same bad attitudes, same terrible takes.

In this episode, we get into getting older, drinking less like champions than we used to, the rarity of wood, everyday humor, Iran, and the chaos of dealing with the VA health care system.As usual, it’s strong opinions, loose facts, and two guys doing their best to make sense of things they have no business explaining.2 Guys No Credentials — strong opinions, no credentials.

My therapist thinks my personality might just be a podcast bit, which feels less like a breakthrough and more like a problem.In this episode, we talk airplane etiquette, parking lot behavior, and the slow collapse of public decency. We also get into Justice Roberts, airport pajamas, and the general disappointment of sharing space with other people.2 Guys No Credentials — strong opinions, no credentials.

We probably shouldn’t have recorded this one.In this episode, we debate ginger privilege (who actually has it easier?), play Zoology for Morons, talk hockey and the Olympics, and attempt to design the perfect burger… all while a few drinks deep.Four mics. Zero research. Strong opinions.2 Guys No Credentials.Subscribe for new episodes every Friday.

In this episode, we tackle immigration, American culture, political pandering… and halftime choreography.Somewhere between discussing assimilation and national identity, my mom asks why every male artist grabs their crotch mid-song.We may not have answers.But we definitely have confidence.2 Guys. No Credentials.Too many microphones.

In this episode, we launch the podcast and set the tone for what you can expect… which honestly isn’t much.We talk about whatever’s on our minds, argue about things we’re not qualified to argue about, and probably make things worse along the way.This is 2 Guys No Credentials.