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2 Kramers
by Chris Metcalfe & Max Spinelli
No structure, no lessons, just high-energy delusion with a New York zip code. Max Spinelli and Chris Metcalfe are neighbors, friends, and legally allowed to operate heavy machinery, for now. Every week they spiral through stories, riffs, and bits that go so far off the rails they become performance art for no one. Sometimes it’s just the two of them. Sometimes they bring in another Kramer (someone loud, unwell, or both).
Episodes
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Dark Lore w/ Nick Viagas
Standup comic and cool guy Nick Viagas joins us in the living room to drop some of the darkest lore we've ever heard on the show. Chris finally finds someone to bond with over cringe content. Max still does his best to avoid watching it. Nick tells us some fun stories. A great time was had by…
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Getting Radicalized by Davidson Boswell
Comedian, activist, and force of nature, Davidson Boswell, joins us in the living room and we riff our way into the resistance. Davidson charts his journey from early comedy days with Chris to professional thorn in the side of the corrupt, self-serving dbags who run the world. We get a sneak...
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"I Am Girl" - Stewart Fullerton
Friend of the neighbors and talented comedian, Stewart Fullerton, joins us in the living room and, ultimately, she is girl. We have a wonderful time bar rescuing the post office and talking about Stewart's sciatica she got from picking pecans in Arkansas. We also go in depth about what everybody...
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Full Melee w/ Dan Davies
Dan Davies joins us in the living room for an all-time hang. Episodes like these remind ya why we moved in next door to each other. Dan is a standup comedian and world class man about town. We're bleeping out numbers, we're talking head butt stories, and you know things get weirdly therapeutic....
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Ashlynn Salzano Meets Chill the Dill
Ashlynn Salzano, comedian and friend of the family, is here to meet her first mountain italian (Max) and kick her first dumb dog (Chris). Ashlynn and Max team up to back Chris into a corner. Once he's loose and completely at ease in his stained jeans, things get off to the gd races. Have fun...
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Enhanced Games w/ Bryan Vogt-Nilsen
Standup comic and legendary subway rock band busker, Bryan Vogt-Nilsen, is here to stray to and from recapping his time at the enhanced games over the course of one incredible hour. He also takes us through stuff he learned on Xbox Live and accidentally becoming an elite jazz student. Plus, Chris...
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Uncanny Valleying w/ Lukas McCrary & Mike Weslowski
Recorded on the coldest day of winter, this incredible episode finds us in the living room with writer Mike Wazlowsky and America's sweetheart, Lukas McCrary. We're talking Chris & Mike's animated TV pilot, which of course makes Max list all of his uncanny valley triggers. Then Lukas pops in...
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Too Hot For Comedy w/ John Hedrick | 2 Kramers E30
John Hedrick joins us in the living room for an all time hang. Riffs & tequila all around. Is he too hot for comedy? Also possibly too kind? Chris digs into his chinese/german roots as well as his self confidence. Max is supportive but wonders if the vest no shirt underneath was the right choice....
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We Were Had Returns!
Following a brief pod update from Chris, the full og We Were Had crew is back in the living room to do a second (2nd) deep dive into the bottomless rabbit hole that is Epstein and assorted insanity thereof. We recap our original episode from a few years ago and riff our way through the horror of…
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Blue Collar Regrets w/ Shaun Murphy
Shaun Murphy joins us in the living room to straight up save the city. He's a special guy with a brand new special out now. Expect hot takes, inspiring takeaways, and tantalizing tales. Plus we've got a Denzel vs. Nic Cage debate that would make a film major straight up leave the room. Enjoy!…
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Outta Hand w/ Jess Levin | 2 Kramers E27
Jess Levin joins us in the living room for a roller coaster of a night episode. This is the most 90s the show has ever felt. Jess is an expert in fine art but also has a deep college footall iq. Chris won't stop bringing up Sipowicz from NYPD Blue. Also, he was worried he gets too "jaw-y" so...
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Jack Finnegan Replenishes His Whimsy | 2 Kramers E26
Jack Finnegan joins us in the living room to talk roman catholicism, replenishing one's whimsy, and we find out definitively if Jack can do little voices. Thanks for hanging with us. Follow Jack Finnegan https://www.instagram.com/jfinnegancomedy/ Follow Max /...
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Toes in the Sand w/ Rich Happel | 2 Kramers E25
Rich Happel joins us in the living room to spread the good word about Hims, being a victim Freshmen year, and how much his dad would hate Max. Chris once again scares everyone while revealing "fun" stories from his past. Watch Rich's Pod! https://www.youtube.com/@UCSsntxUrBKtDauxNvWjjNaQ Follow…
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Gays 4 Drugs w/ Liz Glazer & Lily Lester | 2 Kramers E24
Liz Glazer & Lily Lester join us in the living room to talk about Liz's wholesome life on drugs and lily's ongoing gay training. We laugh, we riff, we over-analyze it's a hoot. And for all of those folks that also hear Dan Stern's voice in their heads–please see someone. Follow Liz:...
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Going Alt w/ Tom Achilles | 2 Kramers E23
Tom Achilles is here to unleash our inner alt comedians. It works more for Chris than Max but he does his best to not leave mid-episode. The boys are a wee bit hungover in this one but still get in some legendary riffs and one of comedy's weirdest little guys. Tom's Special:...
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Furry True Crime w/ Taylor Rogers & Eliot Thompson
Max & Chris welcome back friend of the pod Eliot Thompson and newcomer Taylor Rogers. We have the hang of a lifetime in a four-way deep dive on undercover cops, ranges of emotion, and furry true crime, of which Rogers is a literal expert. Just four strange guys holding a conversation. Enjoy!...
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Obambaclat with Tyler Groce | 2 Kramers E21
2 Kramers welcome buddy and bonafide sweetheart, Tyler Groce, on the pod. We talk his wonderful special, the origins of his Groce name, and come up with a generationally iconic character for him: Obambaclat. Enjoy fam. Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris...
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Kaneez Surka: The Documentary
2 Kramers welcome hilarious pal Kaneez Surka on the pod. We come in hot, literally, with Chris sweating profusely from a post-run shower that didn't fully take. We talk trypophobia, poopin pants, and play some very confusing games where no one quite knows the rules. The running gag is Kaneez…
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Unscrupulous Chess Master w Ben Kirschenbaum
Ben Kirschenbaum is back in the 2 Kramers studio and everything goes according to plan. We talk the perfect best man speech, writing while swimming, and watching the Oscars in Mexico. Kind of impressive when you realize it took a full calendar hour to finally hit record. Follow Max Spinelli /...
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Comedy's Power Couple w/ Joe Gorman & Kelly Taylor
It couple Joe Gorman & Kelly Taylor join us in the Kramer den to lose our minds as a collective. We talk Kelly and Chris's New Jersey rage, Joe's pathological lying, and Max learns he has Millhouse eyes. Take nothing seriously, except remember Joe actually is Japanese. Follow Max Spinelli /...
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Greek Stuff w/ Gus Constantellis
Bursting through the door this week we've got the Greek god of orgies, Gus Constantellis. Our old pal is here to discuss his sixth sense for serial killers, Crete of course, and it all ends with an extensive analysis on the future of the Scream franchise. All together it's an unbeatable hang best...
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Battlebots Summer w/ Mike Bramante & Jake Velazquez
Mike and Jake return for a hang of the century. We talk who’s eating who if it comes down to it, starting an underground battlebots league, and Jake’s grandpa getting catfished. This is what it’s all about folks. Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris…
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Huge In Europe with Dan Pulzello | 2 Kramers E15
Bursting through the door this week we've got standup comedian and European icon, Dan Pulzello. We talk the epic highs and lows of high school tennis, Dan's famously deep voice (not juiced), and Chris finally settles their longstanding lacrosse rivalry. Follow Max Spinelli /...
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American Accents with Juan Nicolón
Bursting through the door this week we've got the juan and only, Juan Nicolón. An incomparable man from Uruguay with a rockin bod, we talk the gig economy, fun memories from Juan's wedding, and of course he does his pitch perfect American accent. We also make him do line readings from Nosferatu...
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Linguistically Mamdani w/ Harshil Shukla | 2 Kramers E14
Bursting through the door this week we've got the pride of North Dakota himself, Harshil Shukla. This guy is a certified man about town with a knack for accents and unlimited aura. All together it's an unbeatable hang best served with a big bowl of linguistically and clams. Follow Max Spinelli /...
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Grounding w/ Jake Velazquez | 2 Kramers E 13
Bursting through the door this week we've got repeat Kramer, Jake Velazquez. This guy fires off the hottest takes this side of the Mississippi. What makes someone a real new yorker? What is the truest form of standup? What's the next big fake medicine trend he'll follow? He's got it all. Follow…
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Birding w/ Eliot Thompson | 2 Kramers E12
2 Kramers welcome pal comedian, Eliot Thompson, on the pod to sell us on birding and the communist agenda. We even all become DJs and explore how difficult it is to drop a beat . Enjoy. Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / ...
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Tall Kings w/ Jason Choi
2 Kramers welcome our pal comedian, Jason Choi, on the pod to break the fourth wall and our brains. This one gets meta, falls apart at the seams, then comes back together in a touching conclusion. Enjoy total chaos with our most Kramer guest yet. Follow Max Spinelli /...
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Making Men Bald w/ Mae Planert & Laura Sogar
2 Kramers welcome friends, comedians, and fellow podcasters, Mae Planert & Laura Sogar. This week we're at Mae's house discussing her kid's favorite scripture, celsius vs. cold brew, and then the gals absolutely ruin Mortal Kombat. Follow Max Spinelli / ...
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I'm Gonna Be A Dad w/ Tayler Yarish | 2 Kramers E9
2 Kramers welcome our friend & comedian Tayler Yarish. This week we discuss peeing in NYC, Sebastian Maniscalco during 9/11, Medieval Times serf-ers, and of course Tayler's MK character. Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / ...
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Heroic w/ Jill Weiner & Ashylnn Salzano | 2 Kramers E8
2 Kramers welcome NYC comedians Jill Weiner and Ashlynn Salzano. We discuss what kind of heroes we are in our daydreams and making Central Park a friggin national one. You've simply never seen friends riffing at this level before. Follow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/...
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The Long Island Experience w/ Rachel Williams
2 Kramers welcome their first Elaine via comedian Rachel Williams. We discuss why her and Chris are mad all the time, how to pronounce DUI, and Max's Kid's Choice Award acceptance speech. Overall, it fully encompasses the true Long Island Experience. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL...
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Going Undercover w/ Mike Bramante | 2 Kramers E6
2 Kramers find their Jerry in Mike Bramante. We discuss what kind of CIA assets we would be and the hardest role of all: being yourself.
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Choosing Kindness w/ Alex Quow | 2 Kramers E5
Episode 5: Alex Quow 2 Kramers welcome the undisputed nicest guy in comedy, Alex Quow, onto the pod. We talk about a bunch of stuff including the undisputed best rest stop Panera Bread in the US.
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First Foursome w/ Jake Velazquez & Ben Kirschenbaum | 2 Kramers E4
Episode 4: Jake Velazquez & Ben Kirschenbaum 2 Kramers welcome pals and fellow comics, Jake & Ben, onto the pod. In a room full of four (4) Kramers, our friendship faces the ultimate test – trying to perform friendship on a podcast. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL: •...
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Starting Fires with Alex Babbitt | 2 Kramers E3
Episode 3: Alex Babbitt2 Kramers welcome comedian and certified pyromaniac, Alex Babbitt, onto the pod. Alex riffs and shares fun stories with us, like that time he may or may not have burned down his childhood home. Drop a lit match in the comments if you love us (we love you). MAX SPINELLI |...
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Hot Dose with Bo Ballew | 2 Kramers E2
Two Kramers welcome their first third with comedian and Bushwick stereotype, Bo Ballew. Bo runs an emotional gauntlet as his longtime friends ambush him with unsolicited questions and insults. Drop a hot dose in the comments if you love us (we love you). MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT |…
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Chris & Max Join Mortal Kombat | 2 Kramers Ep 1
The beginning of a new podcast; 2 KRAMERS (formerly We Were Had) Max and Chris introduce themselves, the origin of the pod, and immediately veer off course. There’s Mortal Kombat talk, a discussion about the ultimate luxury of an outdoor fridge, and at least one deeply unnecessary impression....
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The Loch Ness Monster(s)
A prominent Nessie hunter believes he's found indisputable evidence that there's a second Loch Ness Monster in Scotland. But wait. Also, in the same timeframe, a mother and daughter believe they also saw the famed creature. But get this. In the United States of America. We've got ourselves a...
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The Joker Curse
From Heath Ledger's famously ill-fated but incredible turn to Jared Leto's weirdly method attempt at a one up, what is it about the Joker that affects the actors that play him? To be honest, there really isn't much to the curse unless you want to read into Cesar Romero being typecast after his...
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Learning About the Vanderpump Rules Drama Against Our Will
Max, Ben and Chris learn about the Vanderpump Rules drama against their will as Mae spells out her most passionate story yet in excruciating detail. This Bravo scandal has everything, or at least one thing, but it happens to everyone. And that one thing is cheating. They all just cheat on each...
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The Tooth Fairy is Broke
Is inflation killing the tooth fairy? Why would we spend an entire episode talking about this? Listen, Max had 10 minutes and it was the first article he saw. The price of a tooth has gone way up and we unpack what this means for society. Back half of the episode is all about how the fairy…
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Gomez vs. Bieber: The New Cold War
This is the fight of our lives. We stepped away from very serious topics for a bit but this one was too big to ignore. Of course, we're talking about this generation's Chernobyl - the recent bitter feud betwixt Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. While a nation mourns, will we be able to find some…
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Weird Diets That'll Kill Fat & Maybe Also You
This week we dared ask the question: what's the weirdest diet that people actually do? And you guessed it, they're mostly disgusting. Kicking off with a "man juice" diet that's exactly what you think it is, things only get more unhinged. If anyone's currently doing any of these, let us know how...
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Spy Balloons & also George Santos
As always, We Were Had has its finger in, on, and around the pulse. We talk spy balloons and the very real theory that George Santos was actually the one driving that thing. As an added treat we then rank the disgraced congressman's most over the top lies. Enjoy! Please support the show and our...
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Animal Super Soldiers
We're breaking down the wildest (pun INTENDED) military strategies of all time. But which animals have been deployed as super soldiers throughout history? Oxen cosplaying as dragons. Bats dropping napalm bombs. And, of course, dolphins with miniguns. Who's job was it to come up with these? What's...
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The North Pond Hermit Is An Icon?
In 2013 some hermit guy who didn't talk to anyone for 30 years and lived under a tarp in the woods of Maine, got arrested for stealing snacks from a camp for kids with disabilities. But that's not all he took...he burgled our hearts and somehow stood up to "the man" by not paying for anything.…
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Awards Shows...Rigged?
Hollywood awards shows...rigged? Tune in for an in depth fact and data-based analysis to find out the definitive answer. Jk. We're doing this mostly off of vibes. The Golden Globes. The Grammy's. The Oscars. The Emmy's. Are the ELITES just buying this stuff? Does any of it matter? Also, how is...
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Bob Marley...Murdered?
You're not going to believe this but the U.S. Government might not have had the people's best interests at heart in this one, fam. It's well documented that reggae legend, Rastafarian icon, and agent of peace, Bob Marley, was the subject of a failed assassination attempt in December, 1976. But…
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Medieval Torture Devices
What's the most insane medieval torture device? Find out as we go through a list of some of history's most diabolical ways to destroy someone's butt. Why were they so obsessed with finding really creative ways to violate folks for long periods of time? Would Netflix have saved countless…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
No structure, no lessons, just high-energy delusion with a New York zip code. Max Spinelli and Chris Metcalfe are neighbors, friends, and legally allowed to operate heavy machinery, for now. Every week they spiral through stories, riffs, and bits that go so far off the rails they become performance art for no one. Sometimes it’s just the two of them. Sometimes they bring in another Kramer (someone loud, unwell, or both).
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No structure, no lessons, just high-energy delusion with a New York zip code. Max Spinelli and Chris Metcalfe are neighbors, friends, and legally allowed to operate heavy machinery, for now. Every week they spiral through stories, riffs, and bits that go so far off the rails they become performance...
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