PODCAST · comedy
2 Rocks and a Stoner
by Joshua VonGarret
Lily and Amelia, two sober rocks, hang out with Josh, the stoner that ties the name of the show together. The three of us put our sober and sky-high minds together and go over just about anything: Shower thoughts, games, and more to come! With Josh's stoned and giggly stupidity, Lily's contact high that essentially mirrors Josh, and Amelia's nerdy yet somewhat threatening aura, the three of us upload new chaos every Saturday!Trailer, Tumblr, and other platforms: https://linktr.ee/2rocksandastonerLily: cre/she (cre is pronounced/used like she/her)Amelia: any pronounsJosh: he/they
Episodes
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lily might be able to read, but we now wish that none of us were able to (Cards Against Humanity)
bot humour that one video i was talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJP_lB9McJ0 Linktree (Patreon, Tumblr, trailer, contact email): https://linktr.ee/2rocksandastoner Pronouns: Lily: cre/she (cre/crer is used/pronounced just like she/her) Amelia: any pronouns Josh: he/they
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AMELIA IS EVEN MORE UNHINGED, also our braincells slide right out of our asses (playing Google Feud)
In this episode, we play a game called Google Feud, a game akin to Family Feud. The game will give you half-done Google queries ("do cats and dogs...") and you have to think about what people are most commonly searching for within a certain amount of guesses ("do cats and dogs mate/have a common...
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samurai horses, elephants and insurance fraud, eating mayonnaise straight, and more shenanigans (sober discussions)
In this episode, Josh is sober and hence becomes a rock with Lily and Amelia. The three of us discuss things like... -Whether we'd rather be samurais, pirates, or cowboys -What we would do with an elephant if we couldn't get rid of it -Baby boomers being upset over *checks notes* mayonnaise And...
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season finale (playing verbal charades)
In this episode, we do charades, but based only on the sounds that the person is making. It's ah... something This is our season finale, we'll be taking a 2-4 week hiatus after this episode. Thank you to all of our lovely listeners, and we'll be back with you in the weeks to come! We love you <3...
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my hams are steamed, my cleveland is steamed, and my day is ruined (playing Cards Against Humanity)
In this episode, we play a simple game of Cards Against Humanity (including a bot, for sake of mixing things up). Josh performs a perfect rendition of Steamed Hams and becomes a certified funny man, Amelia becomes a demon, and Lily isn't as funny as the bot but still kicks ass. This also happens…
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no one knows how to survive the zombie apocalypse, but we sure know how to get kicked out of walmart :) (random conversation starters)
In this week's episode, the three of us have conversations based on what random articles and websites suggest to us, including... -How long would we last in a zombie apocalypse? -What 3 items can we purchase from Walmart to freak out the cashier? -Whether we'd rather be stuck in a rom-com with…
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fuck it, jellybeans are silverware and milk is steak (debating over what counts as silverware, steaks, and plants through idiot logic)
In this episode, the three of us make charts (which you can now find on our Tumblr, 2rocksandastoner) determining what defines steaks, silverware, and plants. For instance, if a steak has to be edible and from a cow, then a steak is steak. But if a steak can be from anything (even if it's not an...
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people: "AI is gonna take over the world!" AI: ":)" (AI Dungeon)
In this week's episode, the three of us struggle to make AI Dungeon work properly and get some confusing and interesting results. We run through two different stories, one involving pirates (Josh's pirate character being named after his roomba, Fiddlebing), and the other involving Super Mario…
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three idiots play A-Z and realize that nobody knows the alphabet
In this week's episode, the three of us play (a long-distance altered version of) A-Z, a board game from Josh's childhood. Each of us have a board with all 26 letters of the alphabet on it, and we give each other topics (farm animals, YouTube channels, things you can find in your living room…
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an interview with Lily (and also Amelia and Josh) (a wild card episode!)
Lily just got back from Japan and we had 24 hours to release this episode on schedule, so the three of us decided that this episode will be unstructured conversation about whatever comes to mind. Here, we discuss... -How to handcuff a one-armed person -Whether one would rather have a bird or an...
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Amelia and Lily become sober stoners for about half an hour (Think Like a Stoner [the game])
In this episode, the three of us play a modified version of a game called Think Like a Stoner. We answer the questions that the cards give us and have discussions about our answers. Are leprechauns part of the government? Why does Amelia want to sit in whipped cream? And what the heck is the…
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two sober goofballs, a stoned rapscallion, and an AI walk into a five star aquarium... (Playing Over-Rated)
In this episode, the three of us play Over-Rated, a game very similar to Cards Against Humanity. Your hand is full of Yelp reviews, and you're playing these reviews to fit in with a location (dispensary, old folks' home, etc.). We even included a bot and try to guess which player's submission...
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the pilot episode where no one knows how to pilot (WE CRASH THE PLANE??) (r/showerthoughts and r/stonerthoughts)
Welcome to 2 Rocks and a Stoner! Lily and Amelia, the two rocks who don't do drugs, hang out with Josh, the stoner that ties the name of the show together. The three of us put our sober and sky-high minds together and put on a show! This is technically a pilot episode, but we've still really…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Lily and Amelia, two sober rocks, hang out with Josh, the stoner that ties the name of the show together. The three of us put our sober and sky-high minds together and go over just about anything: Shower thoughts, games, and more to come! With Josh's stoned and giggly stupidity, Lily's contact high that essentially mirrors Josh, and Amelia's nerdy yet somewhat threatening aura, the three of us upload new chaos every Saturday!Trailer, Tumblr, and other platforms: https://linktr.ee/2rocksandastonerLily: cre/she (cre is pronounced/used like she/her)Amelia: any pronounsJosh: he/they
HOSTED BY
Joshua VonGarret
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What is 2 Rocks and a Stoner about?
Lily and Amelia, two sober rocks, hang out with Josh, the stoner that ties the name of the show together. The three of us put our sober and sky-high minds together and go over just about anything: Shower thoughts, games, and more to come! With Josh's stoned and giggly stupidity, Lily's contact high...
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2 Rocks and a Stoner is created and hosted by Joshua VonGarret.
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