2 Scary 2 Stupid

In which nobody does Moby we both do dick, Charlotte says "This is the start of many years of loss and it doesn't end until you die," and the devil laughs. TW for lots of spoilers for the 2001 David Boreanaz movie Valentine. Music by DJ Gaymo  

And finally, S02E02. Much like The Two Towers, second of the Lord of the Rings movies, we bring you grade A Canadian bacon, full backal nudity, and flipflops for your hands but it's a knife. Charlotte rates this one what? out of five. We made it to the end of Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Thank you for joining us and cherchez la femme.

It's a 5/5 from Charlotte on S02E09 of La Femme Nikita! It's freeing the suggestion of a nipple if the temperature is correct in an Eastern Europrison/human zoo! It's putting a stranger's anything in your mouth! It's Gina Torres! If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Slip on that little pair of glasses made out of two black checkers and send a man with a name to a ball kicking - it's time for S01E19. If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Grab S01E14 by the stupid horns and do some terrorism because we're murderers, not racists. Also: tactical pigtails, nookie bros, and a limited history of CAD vs. USD. Podcasters' note: it's Finland, not Norway who does the baby box. If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Suspend your belief for S01E05! Here it comes creeping like a mechanic for the spare jacuzzi. TW for baby noises, mom stuff, and the threat of an Australian accent. If you didn't know, it's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

This week it's S01E03, a collision course between two blanes: Broken Glass Wings and computering on your period. Just keep your music private from the fish, okay? It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Bonk the front of the plane, we're ready to go! Go where? To S01E02 of La Femme Gunman! Just barely a little too much, right up until we find out who is daddy and can create the good cop/dad cop binary. Remember Frigwitch? If not, go listen to the Die Hand Die Verletzt episode. It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Today it's S01E01 your classic pilot titled Pilot. Like a band's eponymous first album but significantly more confusing. Photograph-of-your-own-funeral-level confusing. Tune in for Charlotte's searing hot #girlboss ops opinions, a French brown, and a quick gun flash mob. It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. (We say Petra basically the whole time but her name is Peta. Sorry we were googling pictures of her and spelling doesn't matter when you're that hot.)

Come on down to the CIA beef party where Charlotte is going to do their bee rap for Hamilton and Zoe cannot believe she missed the opportunity to say "JC Stacy rents some spacey." Featuring quite a lot of Elmer Fudd content, some professiona discussion of Bee2Bee SaaS, and the eye of the spin. Music by DJ Mr Fuck You

Come join Wet the whistle and Pockets the bottle opener in a game of crappy apocalypse! Rest assured that in this, the first episode of season 4, each kind of dog (woof, bubble, rat) is discussed and the booby is trappin'. Music by DJ Bucket and TT

This week's ep we ask the hard questions: how many shirts can a person have?  Who brings tears to a punch fight? And, most importantly, cologne tray neck bang?  Music by DJ Cing Kobra

Come with us to this hot dog-style vacation rental and we'll all do the computer version of doing shots (downloading malware). Don't want to? Okay, fine, build a firewall around your bedroom using exclusively blue paragraphs. An important note about this episode: a potion you get from berries that makes you a witch is also wine. Music by DJ Corn.ai

Charlotte's not going to read from some demon book, even if it's all New Hamshire mottos. All drepressed kids please report to the high school in S02E14 of The X-files and say "frigwitch" a lot. Then we're getting snaked. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Thank you for being here with us we love you!!!!!! Music by DJ American Stonehenge

It's piss, rocks, and math again! S03E07 of The X-Files is bread, it's bread, it's a loaf of bread filled with Charlotte's patience as Zoe imagines a really big Jello shot for a doctor's birthday. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ What Are Frogs

It's blood o'clock! Time for a convoluted discussion of what a 7-segment digital display is. Let's all take the ambulance bus over to S02E03 of The X-Files and turn the radio waaay up: they're playing Satan Satan by Charlina Brown! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Psychrowave

Take a moment to think about your favorite Peanuts character. Do they feature in S02E02 of The X-Files? The one called The Host? No? Huh. How about Doctor Octagon? No? Hmm. A flat hotdog worm? Yeah? Okay, good. We're getting somewhere. And the panty moths? Are they on the loose?  Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Cow Emotional Therapist

Please, Capri is my father.  Yes, it's time for season 1, orpisord 20 of The X-Files. Fix yourself a nice glass of coolant-aid and some gasrice and go goo for a bit. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ 30-40 Men

rocks& piss& math. That's what this episode of 2 Sedimentary 2 Igneous is about. Just kidding, it's S01E18 of the ✞-Files, narrated by Big Baby Bible (Charlotte) and some freegan rats. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Sculder

Enjoy the glorious silence of Charlotte showing Zoe a picture of a border collie while describing S01E08 of the X-Files. Featuring the glorious return of us singing the theme song. Again. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Swollen Nymph Loads

Come meet us at 666 Terrorist Way, apartment 911 for S01E06 of the X-Files. The wet bandits (not Sculder and Mully) are gonna zoom in and unsave a lossy bullshit with Kelly the Smudge! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Jermaine Underground

Today we visit the famous two-snake city of Baltimore where S01E03 of The X-Files, definitely entitled The Liver Snatchers on the Loose for Five Times*, takes place. Charlotte describes a chair with a cushion eaten out of it by rats and Zoe makes a lot of scared, uncomfortable noises Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.** Music by DJ Golden Eyeballs *Squeeze, actually. **(No, it's not October 2nd. As a special gift, keep an eye out for a joke that might be funny come February.)

Spooky Charlotte starts us off at the beginning with S01E01 of the X-Files. Grab some man-shaped static and a honk-shoo candle and settle into a nice warm bath. It's our first 5/5 across the board god hell as dammit, so give it or take it!  Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Porst Morderm

Get ready for a roundhouse wreckwave of Scooby Doo noises and one (1) joke for people who liked music in 2004. There's more but the computer competition is coming up so let's focus on hitting K to fill up this circle. Brought to you by Jeff's Helpful Henchmen and the most exclusive free little library in central Florida. Music by DJ Gogue

Sincrest apologies for the loud scream at 26 mins (Zoe, obviously). This week, enjoy a beautiful peek into Charlotte's future wherein they play Tombstone Monopoly and answer the eternal question: is that scar shaped like a hairbrush or cross?  Music by DJ Peach Moment

Grab yourself a bag of plain chips and a medium diet soup and settle in with Vinnie Carruthers for a film no one's talked about since you were a corn's height to a cow's age. Look, this isn't about being anti-bird, it's about being pro-double-punch-to-the-fryhole. Keep flyin'. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 Music by DJ Ominous Banjo

Come join us for the prequel to one of 6 scary movies Zoe has actually watched seen! Our priest Stephen Fry the Frito Pie and Sister Mary Leek star in a movie about what's proof of knowing somebody. Music by DJ Gray, Gooey, Long-finger-and-claw-having Hand

Welcome to the Xander xone! Here it is, the ur-2Stupid, the single best film ever created. Featuring the Nightmare Before Christmas Europe door, a classic big-dick-off, and snake locomotion. Music by DJ Dick Hotchkiss

Kicking off season 3 with a legit 2Scary! Zoe, the mayor of babytown and in possession of not even one Staffany, had to take a days-long break from Charlotte's too-evocative telling. It wasn't because of "Mommy's with the maggots now" or even "titty-suckin' parasites" -- but the fly. You know what happens with the fly. Music by DJ Dead by Dawn

Suit up in your glitch camo and get ready to moderate some comments for your country fandom! The USS Waxahatchee wants you to squat your brothers and enjoy a single cadet Kelly reference. That's black ops baybeeeeeee! Music by DJ The Most Face  

Despite the idyllic setting of Corntown's Home for Tiny Niblets, this Shutter original really got Charlotte saying quan feef about the screepy carecrow. Zoe cannot understand the concept of a bush party for children but that's alright because she's getting out of this town to go to Weed University, derp! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn!  Music by DJ Ominous Russel

In which Zoe tries to break the world record for saying the word "like" and strange things happen with containers: a briefcase of homosexuality, a bucket of rubber chickens, a cocked hat, etc. Big apology to Seen Been / Sean Bean / Shaun Bhaun but he really was breathing way too much. Music by DJ Not Weird, French

Schlorp under the bed and get yourself a little bag of coal snacks, it's time to cure a bad case of the bad swings by girlbossing too close to the sun over at Vatican U. If you're confused, check the Australian Internet because runs backwards. Consider seraching for cutiefixes, leaving a baby hangin' in utero, and the single worst hair you've ever heard of. Music by DJ Little Piss Freak

 It's not all teeth in this one (even though the teeth are a big part of the mouth). You got French Beetlejuice's friend getting pennies out of a washing machine. How many? So glad you asked. EIGHTY THOUSAND!  Music by DJ Memories of the Movie Blowjob

Welcome back to season 2 of 2S2S! What do you call a group of crows that started a metal band?  As the animals squeezed into the mitten in The Mitten, so the Russian sleep experiment, a snowman at the window, bread in the Twizzlers, and Aaron Samuels squeezed into this episode. Music by DJ Manslaughter

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E15 of Airwolf in which Zoe becomes a guns' rights activist after logging on to spyrankings.com and Charlotte reveals their Varby colors. It's a great Japorious Day. Music by DJ Famous Year Washington B.C.

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E18 of Airwolf in which we use our bottom arms to pick up a little toffee Oreo while String finally gets a real beard. Music by DJ Coffe Enema

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E21 of Airwolf in which Charlotte reveals themself to be the Catman and Zoe is Bobcat Jacket. We didn't make it to the top, but we made it. Music by DJ Rudy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJZosBX2L0

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. TW for baby/Harley Quinn voice Today's episode covers S03E14 of Airwolf in which we welcome Pisces season and find out that Charlotte's dad is the inventor of Dr. Pepper and horses. String-Top Hawk Fellow-Bottom makes it so complicated that we outsmart outselves. Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names  

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E13 of Airwolf in which Dr. Frank the Helicopter Doctor falls into the clutches of our knowing his name. Note: We used the male interaction scale to rate this episode. Music by DJ February Jesus

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E12 of Airwolf in which we take a big load down the mountain to the Dragon City pinball arcade to work out in our jeans. Music by DJ Miss Bullet Golden Triangle  

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E11 of Airwolf in which we call your mom from the children town. Music by DJ Carboard Monitor Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E09 of Airwolf in which we learn it takes more courage......... to live. Music by DJ Some Old Lady's Cow Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E08 of Airwolf in which we are outfoxed by a Mongoose who left their card at a crime scene. Music by DJ Freako Sadist Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E06 of Airwolf in which a wide-holed net pulls up some bank pneumatic tubes, we learn about space from Siri and Dom tries to IM. Music by DJ Sieve Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E02 of Airwolf in which there is a second Airwolf!!!!!!!!!!!!! Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E04 of Airwolf in which the Google Witch joins the IRA. Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E01 of Airwolf in which one person acting and fake noses get their due. Take off your purple tie, pour yourself 16 inches of wine, and enjoy. Music by DJ Lady Ballsaton Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S02E22 of Airwolf in which we continue the kids in jail season getting some homophones going, wearing an armclet and enjoying some Cookie-based jokes. This episode works a million dollars!   Music by DJ Jeffrey the Giraffe Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S02E19 of Airwolf in which we forget about espionage and get nothing, not even net. Featuring ugly sandwiches and mishel detective siminsins. Music by DJ Frisson Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman