2 Square Girls
by 2 Square Girls
M^2 = 2 Square Girls. The complete opposite of influencers: people stop liking stuff once they realize we’re into it. Slightly better than talking to yourself. Instagram: @2SQUAREGIRLSPODTwitter: @2SQUAREGIRLS Inquiries at [email protected]
Episodes
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BONUS: Mid Ragebait
Wherein D & M are in their Middle Ages & yap about it
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Special K Special
Who ordered the yappuccino? With a side of ketamine? Your order is up. Bonus episode wherein we talk about M’s experience with various treatments & D’s last bout in the ED clinic. Triggers abound 🤷♀️ Enjoy!
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Ep 69: Hung Hammock
Wherein D&M have the “final” episode that also doubles as M’s final class project. For any women songwriters/musicians/poets out there: keep doing ya thang. We wanna hear it :)
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Ep 68: Compassion, Bro!
We welcome back D for another Sick Sad World eppy
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Ep 7: Future Mansplaining
First in our new series “friends on the pod” wherein we discuss sacred cows, future mansplaining, Alexa fails, and other things we don’t have a clue about.
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Ep 67: Finance Hoes
Wherein M feels oppressed & speaks on it 😱
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Ep 66: Bottle Pod Episode
M back on her bullish!t
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Ep 65: Protect My Eggnergy
wherein M gets philosophical briefly very early in the am
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Ep 64: Cereal Podcast
Wherein M eats & rates various types of cereal
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Ep 63: Dam Gurl
wherein M does half a sarcastic shout-out episode. If you’re not a real ally, don’t listen to this 😜
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Ep 62: “FREE ART”
wherein M talks about her novel.
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Ep 61: Silent Retreat
M talks to herself & you’re invited to listen if you so choose
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Ep 60: Sublime Slabby Triangle
Slabby, Cruz, & M talk plants 🪴 music 🎶 art 🎨 & all the things in this sequel
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Ep 59: Slabby Synchronicity
Wherein M & Yung Slabby talk canny culture, music, writing, and art ✌️
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Ep 58: Crushes That Crush Us
Wherein M & Buddy explore the wonderful life of M’s confusing but amusing strange encounters
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Ep 57: Xxxmas Episode
It’s got zero xxx, but you got xxxcited at the episode title & maybe that’s something to work on
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Ep 56: Bizarro Kanye & The Garbage Island
Welcome to another episode of our recurring segment: Sick Sad World! There’s that VR headset that murks you in real life, abortion bans but not gun bans, serial killer documentaries & so much more!
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Ep 55: Poet’s Mixtape
M & A talk about potrees and bob’s burgers & everything in between on a beautiful Saturday morning
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Ep 54: Am I A…?
M watches the interview with Candace Oh-No!wens and MIA & talks about it on the pod + life tings.
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Ep 53: Haunted Favocado Toast
You know what day it is! Whatever gen you are, definitely listen to this pod episode & hear M talk about her recent musings, losings, and choosings
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Ep 52: Don’t Kale My Vibe
A&M talk about women, working, working women and whatnot at the Living Room Cafe in La Jolla, CA
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Ep 51: F*cking Sad
Preview of the recurring “Sick Sad World” segment. We welcome back D & talk about M’s recent loss.
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Ep 50: Parasocial Activity
Former Mayor of Blunder, Sam, joins M again for a discussion about parasocial relationships, among other things
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Ep 49: First Date
Meet Sam, the mayor of Blunder. He and M ask one another questions definitely not recommended for a first date. Catch Sam’s podcast WDUM https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wdum/id1562251732
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Ep 48: Hot & Unbothered
You already know…another solo episode filled with candid confessionals
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End Credits
All the advice you’ll ever need in life
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Ep 47: Coastal Delete
Why the “coastal elitist” doesn’t exist. And neither do you. squaretip: play at 1.5x speed
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Ep 46: Rich & Thin
M does another solo episode to kill time bc the last one got an average of 23 listeners. Who…who is listening to this??
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Ep 45: Aborted Hiatus
Wherein M does an episode by herself giving out sarcastic shoutouts & talking about rave culture. But not really bc she’s not a raver and can’t do that rave leg dance thing. The music’s good though
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Ep 44: Heard Mentality
The squares cycle through trials and tribulations, 3D printing, hair tings & cults à la the show “yellowjackets”
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Ep 43: Thought Recorder
Wherein the squares tell some truly strange & strangely true stories, and then contemplates if anyone out there really hates either of us for some reason. Which, if you do, stop wasting your concentrated hate (hatecentration?) bc why are you even listening. Plus also, it’s Eid so yay?
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Ep 42: Flag Shopping Pt. 3
Part Tree
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Ep 41: Type 2 Panic
Wherein M tells her nieces a scary story definitely not based on that movie “Panic Room”
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Ep 40: Ghost Ooze
Wherein we sleepily discuss appliance ectoplasm, the Gretas, & life’s absurdities
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Ep 39: ‘Well Meant Toothpaste’
Poetry Workshop Project Spring ‘22. Anotha one!
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Ep 38: Oscar Boomer
The dresses. That’s what we’re talking about — hot takes & ratings on the Oscar afterparty outfits. Follow along here: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/g39560125/red-carpet-looks-after-party-oscars-2022/
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Ep 37: Zoom Season
The squares talk about their existential state of being during a pandemic whilst in a cold war/ the land war in Europe. That led to talking about the band The Cold War Kids. Also, discussions about eating disorders, social confusion, and no-covid tv shows
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Ep 36: Love Shove
D&M talk common tropes in Victorian and modern day love novels/stories along with other relationship-adjacent topics
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Ep 35: Acapella Fight Club
Wherein E + A + M vibrate about tacos, woodwind instruments & the first rule or two of acapella fight club
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Ep 34: nfTV Conspiracy
Wherein C&M talk about conspiracies & cults
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Ep 33: Flag Shopping Pt. 2
Wherein M&M talk about more flags! Yellow flags, blue flags, grey flags, pink flags, orange flags, red flags, and HOT pink flags ;)
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Ep 32: Holiday Holidaze
D&M briefly touch on seasons greetings and speak in solidarity for all…plus also ugly/funny xmas sweaters
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Ep 31: Live A-Nutter Day
D&M still don’t talk about “House of Gucci,” but we do talk about artists who didn’t make it but we wish they did. Also, the episode number is the same as our age. Not combined…we’re both 31. Deal with it.
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Ep 30: Frog & Toad & Friends, Oh My!
M does another final project for grad school via the pod: her smart and spectacular nephews and nieces read & provide insight about the works of Arnold Lobel, who wrote and illustrated the “Frog and Toad” books.
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Ep 29: Gucci-Adjacent
Wherein we don’t talk about House of Gucci but we might next time
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Ep 28: GAGA 2024
D&M make predictions for the future. General commentary, complaints & creative content
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Ep 27: Odely Epic
D & M talk elegies & epics & odes, oh my! for M’s poetry workshop class final essay project. Also, Maya Phillips’ poetry book “Erou.”
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Ep 26: Summer Rain
Wherein we talk more Jim Morrison…or should I say “More-ison” =D
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Ep 25: Ordinary Theory
Wherein Anna and M explore theoretical piñatas & beastly ordinariness
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Ep 24: Waiting For
“When 2 moments, thought to be infinite & mutually exclusive, meet in a moment”
About this show
M^2 = 2 Square Girls. The complete opposite of influencers: people stop liking stuff once they realize we’re into it. Slightly better than talking to yourself. Instagram: @2SQUAREGIRLSPODTwitter: @2SQUAREGIRLS Inquiries at [email protected]
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