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2 WOKE 2 F.
by PAT DIXON
"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted." - Anonymous2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!
Episodes
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BUBBLES
The shocking truth about Michael Jackson's chimp.
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NO KINGS!
We support No Kings Day, but we acknowledge that without the strong leadership of out black and brown brothers the impact will be much lower in terms of property damage, injuries and reclaimed merchandise. So what are we really doing here? There is a good reason to carry a club with you while...
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THE BIG INTERVIEW
SAGA CONTINUES
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It Only Takes One
It only takes ONE self-hating to free a bad Penny.
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BLUE SHIFT
PEOPLE - DON'T FREAK OUT. KAMALA WINS. TRUST THE POLITICAL ANAYLISIS.
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TOO WOKE TO LOVE?
JUST in time for the election. Remember, totalitarianism is ok so long as it protects Our Democracy.
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TIM TO PRAY
There's a tim to fk and a tim to pray. But the Shah sleeps... lol, seriously though, lots of important information in here, check it out. Fight the power.
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Saving Democracy From Itself
Exuberance is the new normal. Strength through JOY! Daddy, save Democracy. All this and more in this episode.
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HEART 2 MIND, MIND 2 HEART
There's an energy, an electricity. Arcing from heart to heart, mind to mind, heart to mind, mind to heart. KAMALA, KAMALA.
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2W2F - STUPID NO MATTER WHO
TRUMP's very suspicious photo-op...um "assassination attempt" is already in the rearview mirror. Politics waits for no one, least of all that tiny-handed rapist. (Isn't it strange that a rapist would have such tiny hands?) Biden unveils a new program that awards rainbow ribbons for COVID-19...
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RAW POWER - 2W2F 2024
Biden's solid - and some even say impressive - debate performance somehow touched off a strange controversy about Biden's fitness for the office...(?) and his ability to beat Trump in the general election...(?). All this smacks of Trump interferance in the election process - which by the way is...
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Self-immolation is Woke!
No question self-immolation is woke. The question is, what's the best way to do it.
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DIRECT ACTION
GOODBYE, SCOTT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. NEW SEXUALITY FOR VLADIMIR. MIGRANTS SO SO SO WELCOME.
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Down my Wormhole
Like Being God.
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Boneless penis
He checked for the bone. Mammals are different.
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The Wiggles of Death Metal
Contemplating Jan 6, 9/11, how to finish this life in the best possible way, doing the maximum good with minimum ability, racism, transphobia, islamophobia, problems and solutions.
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WE're NOT the Crazy ONes
We'll never stop being thsi way, we'll never stop being this gay.
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WHEN HIS MISTRESS DIES - 123122 7.25 PM
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NEVER APOLOGIZE
NEVER APOLOGIZE
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BLUEMAN JEW
KANYE - BIDEN - PELOSI - BROOKES THESE ARE THE LEADERS OF THE MOVEMENT WE CALL "SHOW." BLUE NO MATTER JEW!
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2W2F 2
EQUITY. BACHELORETTES. ORAL SEX. TAKE A SIP FOR RACIAL JUSTICE, AS THE BOYS DO WELL BY DOING GOOD.
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PREVIEW - NEW EPISODE
WITH PAPA JOE AT THE HELM, THERE'S NO TWEETING, NO PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH RUSSIA, NO ANTAGONIZING NORTH KOREA, NO FBI INVESTIGATIONS, NO SPECIAL COUNSEL...JUST A PRESIDENT QUIETLY DOING THE WORK.
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LITERALLY RABID
NAZIPUNCHRRR HAS RETURNED FROM INDIA WITH STORIES OF DOGS AND HOLINESS. STILL, WE FRET.
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No justice, no peace, NO PROBLEM!
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE, NO PROBLEM
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It's been a minute
Ukraine. Off-beat wedding. More.
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HONOR BRIGHT!
This episode is a DIFFERENT type of episode, and you should be ready to heed the call when you hear it. We mean BUSINESS!!!
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WOKE CHRISTMAS
The music, the fascism, the Vice President, tha God, the OmNIcron, the news, the hate. We're very liberal. And we're changing the world. The Buddha said, "For he who has nothing, the world is filled with temptation. But for he who is tempted, nothing can stand in his way." How did they know I had…
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M.E.D. men -----
Find out if YOU'RE a M.E.D. man! 2w2f is inspired by so many brave women, girls and men of color, and we share this inspiration with our spiritual sibling from another birthing person: he is radical, revolutionary, singer, poet, actor, author, anti-racist, ally and living threat to everything...
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SHAMED. AND NAMED. AND BLAMED.
Admiral Levine. RIP Colin Powell. Government doesn't make rules, it explains reality. AOC and Bernie - "legitimately friends." Mit-ta Floyd. SUPPLY. DEMAND. AND THE PANDEMIC. My friend, Scottt.
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Which Side R U On
Buttery Smooth Barry Obama. Let's Go, Brandon. Throwin' Shade. Which Side R U On?
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UNICORN
good news today! From Afghanistan to Covid19 to becoming a Unicorn, everything is going amazingly.
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2W2F -- Going to a GROUP HOME
...don't ya wanna go! And that's alright! Going to a group home Obama Dollars Jay Z fingers Donnie Dobbins
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2w2f - Bats and Snakes and Stuff
Put this in your earbuds, lay back and take a break with your eyes closed. You earned it, for all I know. Of course, "you earned it" is something we should never say, because the concept of EARNING is designed to support white supremacy. Everything was created to support white supremacy. We have…
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WHAT RAGE?
In the 11th episode of the 3rd season, these two discuss Joe Biden and how great he is, remind us how terrible Trump was, and delve into the most dangerous type of rage, which is the opposite of a beautiful kind of joy.
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BLACK JOY
Black joy is a counteraction for the immense amount of pain black people must endure. As People of Color, and black people in particular, are literally hunted down like dogs in the street, lynched, terrorized, drawn and quartered, tarred and feathered, ridden out of town on a rail, stuck with the...
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EMASKULATION. BE COOL WITH THAT
GET WITH IT. THE WORLD DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE. THE WORLD BELONGS TO US NOW. CUT YOURSELF.
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Big Magical George
Big magical George
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Folks Need Their Justice
Revolution is in the air. The poet Bob Dylan once sang, "How many roads must a man burn down before they call him a man?" He later reveals that the answer, just like revolution, "is blowin' in the wind." And if you lick your finger and stick it up there - and I don't mean stick it up there a…
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the 'tard shepherd
2W2F - back again.
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The Dirty Rebellion
We talk about Rachel Levine, because that's his sweet girl. All kinda everything goin' on. Thank God Trump is OVA!
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double whitenesses
Trump is out of the so-called White House, and now Joe Biden is working hard to turn this ship around and sail towards Nirvana. We want EQUITY. BLACK LIVES! JAIL TIME for no-mask scofflaws. Stronger limits and tighter controls on internet disinformation. Time for Americans to shut-up, put on your...
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2W2F - NONSTOP ORGASM IN MY MIND
SINCE TRUMP GONE, ORGASM NONSTOP
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LONG-HAULER
## 2W2F 03 003 THE STRUGGLE. THE JOY. THE VICTORY. THE COVID LONG-HAULER.
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IMPROVED 2W2F - LASER HOCUSED MORE hocus
The previously-released episode was sabotaged by idiot Trump operatives who (LOL) thought they could STOP the TRUTH. Now, here's the episode with enhanced volume and clarity. SUCK IT, dummies!
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laser hocused
get ready
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2WOKE2F - THINGS HAVE CHANGED
As we decide what to do with the former President -- whose name shall not be spoken -- we narrow our eyes and take a look at Joe Biden, while anticipating a couple of the problems he just won't be able to solve, like the persistence of able-ism in the absurd tradition of clapping our hands…
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WHAT DID I DO?
You love your private property. But listen and learn how little you ACTUALLY own.
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*SPECIAL* 2W2F PLACEHOLDER
WHILE THE HOSTS OF 2W2F GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, ENJOY THIS LESS ABSTRACT, LESS SARCASTIC, LESS MUSICAL BUT MORE DIRECT REPLACEMENT SHOW. IT'S THE SECOND EPISODE OF SO RIGHT, WITH PAT DIXON AND THOMAS PALADINO. IF YOU'D LIKE TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK, PLS WRITE (and don't be a dick about it)...
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A VOTE FOR SCIENCE
Joe Biden = Science Donald T---p = Racism Who would've ever thought that science would still be forced to battle it out with racism in 2020? But hey, that's wypipo, amiright? The hosts of 2W2F urge you all to REMAIN SAFE during this most important election. The safety of our democracy is at…
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the DEVIL in CHARGE
WHO'S IN CHARGE?
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted." - Anonymous2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!
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PAT DIXON
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