2 WOKE 2 F.

We support No Kings Day, but we acknowledge that without the strong leadership of out black and brown brothers the impact will be much lower in terms of property damage, injuries and reclaimed merchandise. So what are we really doing here?  There is a good reason to carry a club with you while you're walking about in New York City, paricularly in neighbors that are densely populated by owners of filthy dogs.  While T---p continues to fail and descend deeper into dementia, Spain is bringing in millions of the right kind of people to provide increased diversity.  NO MORE KINGS!

SAGA CONTINUES

It only takes ONE self-hating to free a bad Penny.  

PEOPLE - DON'T FREAK OUT. KAMALA WINS. TRUST THE POLITICAL ANAYLISIS.

JUST in time for the election.  Remember, totalitarianism is ok so long as it protects Our Democracy. 

There's a tim to fk and a tim to pray.  But the Shah sleeps... lol, seriously though, lots of important information in here, check it out. Fight the power. 

Exuberance is the new normal.  Strength through JOY!  Daddy, save Democracy.  All this and more in this episode.   

There's an energy, an electricity. Arcing from heart to heart, mind to mind, heart to mind, mind to heart.  KAMALA, KAMALA.

TRUMP's very suspicious photo-op...um "assassination attempt" is already in the rearview mirror. Politics waits for no one, least of all that tiny-handed rapist. (Isn't it strange that a rapist would have such tiny hands?) Biden unveils a new program that awards rainbow ribbons for COVID-19 survivors.  Another home surgery botched. 

Biden's solid - and some even say impressive - debate performance somehow touched off a strange controversy about Biden's fitness for the office...(?) and his ability to beat Trump in the general election...(?).  All this smacks of Trump interferance in the election process - which by the way is probably a federal crime or something and should be added to his LONG list of felonies - and a news media that is either gullable or complicit.  Given SCOTUS's recent decisions which exempt Trump from any sort of prosecution whatsoever, for the rest of his life, we begin to wonder why the Democrats are so concerned about optics that they won't get in the mud and get a win every now and then.  The political right uses RAW POWER. The Democrats are so concerned about what's best for ALL Americans, and so afraid of bending a rule here or there, that they just wind up looking naive and foolish while the Republicans change laws, break laws and trounce the poor silly law-abiding Democrats. This needs to stop.  Believe me, we will have plenty to say about the events of last Saturday (that's what we're officially calling it, btw, "Last Saturday," because, you know, maybe it should've been someone's LAST Saturday; actually, that's unofficial at this point) but this episode is focussed on the strange reactions to the debate and what we can easily surmise as the cause. 

No question self-immolation is woke. The question is, what's the best way to do it.

GOODBYE, SCOTT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. NEW SEXUALITY FOR VLADIMIR. MIGRANTS SO SO SO WELCOME. 

Like Being God.

He checked for the bone. Mammals are different.

Contemplating Jan 6, 9/11, how to finish this life in the best possible way, doing the maximum good with minimum ability, racism, transphobia, islamophobia, problems and solutions. 

We'll never stop being thsi way, we'll never stop being this gay.

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NEVER APOLOGIZE

KANYE - BIDEN - PELOSI - BROOKES THESE ARE THE LEADERS OF THE MOVEMENT WE CALL "SHOW." BLUE NO MATTER JEW!

EQUITY. BACHELORETTES. ORAL SEX. TAKE A SIP FOR RACIAL JUSTICE, AS THE BOYS DO WELL BY DOING GOOD.

WITH PAPA JOE AT THE HELM, THERE'S NO TWEETING, NO PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH RUSSIA, NO ANTAGONIZING NORTH KOREA, NO FBI INVESTIGATIONS, NO SPECIAL COUNSEL...JUST A PRESIDENT QUIETLY DOING THE WORK.  

NAZIPUNCHRRR HAS RETURNED FROM INDIA WITH STORIES OF DOGS AND HOLINESS. STILL, WE FRET.

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE, NO PROBLEM

Ukraine. Off-beat wedding. More.

This episode is a DIFFERENT type of episode, and you should be ready to heed the call when you hear it. We mean BUSINESS!!!

The music, the fascism, the Vice President, tha God, the OmNIcron, the news, the hate. We're very liberal. And we're changing the world. The Buddha said, "For he who has nothing, the world is filled with temptation. But for he who is tempted, nothing can stand in his way." How did they know I had a mouse inside my apartment? Buddha got a little dick.

Find out if YOU'RE a M.E.D. man! 2w2f is inspired by so many brave women, girls and men of color, and we share this inspiration with our spiritual sibling from another birthing person: he is radical, revolutionary, singer, poet, actor, author, anti-racist, ally and living threat to everything phony, commercial and tame, Henry Rollins. This episode is dedicated to his memory.

Admiral Levine. RIP Colin Powell. Government doesn't make rules, it explains reality. AOC and Bernie - "legitimately friends." Mit-ta Floyd. SUPPLY. DEMAND. AND THE PANDEMIC. My friend, Scottt.

Buttery Smooth Barry Obama. Let's Go, Brandon. Throwin' Shade. Which Side R U On?

good news today! From Afghanistan to Covid19 to becoming a Unicorn, everything is going amazingly.

...don't ya wanna go! And that's alright! Going to a group home Obama Dollars Jay Z fingers Donnie Dobbins

Put this in your earbuds, lay back and take a break with your eyes closed. You earned it, for all I know. Of course, "you earned it" is something we should never say, because the concept of EARNING is designed to support white supremacy. Everything was created to support white supremacy. We have to burn it down. AGAIN.  

In the 11th episode of the 3rd season, these two discuss Joe Biden and how great he is, remind us how terrible Trump was, and delve into the most dangerous type of rage, which is the opposite of a beautiful kind of joy.

Black joy is a counteraction for the immense amount of pain black people must endure. As People of Color, and black people in particular, are literally hunted down like dogs in the street, lynched, terrorized, drawn and quartered, tarred and feathered, ridden out of town on a rail, stuck with the check, fined unnecessarily for parking violations they didn't commit... Now. More than ever. There is. A. Need. For black joy. Discover Black Joy with these 2 white guys in their 40's.

GET WITH IT. THE WORLD DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE. THE WORLD BELONGS TO US NOW. CUT YOURSELF.

Big magical George

Revolution is in the air. The poet Bob Dylan once sang, "How many roads must a man burn down before they call him a man?" He later reveals that the answer, just like revolution, "is blowin' in the wind." And if you lick your finger and stick it up there - and I don't mean stick it up there a little for like a second and a half, I mean STICK IT WAY UP THERE AND MOVE IT AROUND FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND KEEP IT UP there until your arm is tired -- you come up with the same answer: A LOT.

2W2F - back again.

We talk about Rachel Levine, because that's his sweet girl. All kinda everything goin' on. Thank God Trump is OVA!

Trump is out of the so-called White House, and now Joe Biden is working hard to turn this ship around and sail towards Nirvana. We want EQUITY. BLACK LIVES! JAIL TIME for no-mask scofflaws. Stronger limits and tighter controls on internet disinformation. Time for Americans to shut-up, put on your damn mask and spread out all the resources and access to resources, into the communities where the communities who need them can ACCESS them and maybe, I don't know, not starve.

SINCE TRUMP GONE, ORGASM NONSTOP  

## 2W2F 03 003 THE STRUGGLE. THE JOY. THE VICTORY. THE COVID LONG-HAULER.

The previously-released episode was sabotaged by idiot Trump operatives who (LOL) thought they could STOP the TRUTH.  Now, here's the episode with enhanced volume and clarity. SUCK IT, dummies!

get ready

As we decide what to do with the former President -- whose name shall not be spoken -- we narrow our eyes and take a look at Joe Biden, while anticipating a couple of the problems he just won't be able to solve, like the persistence of able-ism in the absurd tradition of clapping our hands together at the end of, well, anything.  We also look forward to science returning to the forefront of pop culture, and we can't help but see a resurgence of shows like Caroline in the City, movies like "What the Bleep..." and authentic, culturally interesting and exotic music like we once got from The Buena Vista Social Club (original motion picture soundtrack) and David Byrne, once he freed himself from the cage of pop music stardom and allowed himself to FEEL the music he was truly meant to play, which was more of a Ricky Ricardo kind of feel. In the midst of all this looking forward, we also take a look back at a different time in New York City, the golden era of the late 1980's-1990's, before the city was ruined by squares and you could still worship your goddess to your heart's content at a real NYC foot glory hole. A great start for 2021 and Season 3!

You love your private property. But listen and learn how little you ACTUALLY own.

WHILE THE HOSTS OF 2W2F GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, ENJOY THIS LESS ABSTRACT, LESS SARCASTIC, LESS MUSICAL BUT MORE DIRECT REPLACEMENT SHOW. IT'S THE SECOND EPISODE OF SO RIGHT, WITH PAT DIXON AND THOMAS PALADINO. IF YOU'D LIKE TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK, PLS WRITE (and don't be a dick about it) [email protected] 2W2F will return soon with new episodes and shit.

Joe Biden = Science Donald T---p = Racism Who would've ever thought that science would still be forced to battle it out with racism in 2020? But hey, that's wypipo, amiright?  The hosts of 2W2F urge you all to REMAIN SAFE during this most important election. The safety of our democracy is at stake, but so is the safety of our health.  Election safety hacks: 1. Avoid voting at the polls! Complete your ballot(s) at home and present them directly to a member of BLM/Antifa or your assigned ballot harvester. 2. Be prepared! Those who are protecting democracy by staking out polling centers to discourage those who would disrupt and destroy it, bring plenty of you-know-what to throw at you-know-who.  3. WEAR A MASK! SCIENCE!     

WHO'S IN CHARGE?  

We've seen our share of tears and revelled in the triumph of mass destruction of property in cities across the so-called United States in the name of our black brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, pops, cousins, grandparents, in short, the extended black family for whom we toil, slave, chant and sing and in whose presence we bow and genuflect and stutter and pee our pants and quake and shit ourselves.  2020, a year of hard work, tears, dingbat stammering and shit in pants. And we did it all for them. We live to serve and we will hopefully someday serve in order to live, when our disenfranchised betters finally choke us into a deep and dreamless sleep. Joe Biden took the train, and he's running for president. Everyday. Forever.