20 Minutes of Banter

Viral Load, two scheming viziers, and the French fell off.

Redbonin', Venom is the big spoon, and Austin's DK fantasies.

Show 'Owl, Untoppable Juggernaut, and closer to the Gloom landing.

Drink the Lethe, Rocky Balboa Mpreg, and comics is 2 things.

Claverage, the Daily Dongle, and dead dad math.

David Lynch affirmations, Dan does three things, and Austin might be a Markov Chain.

Avengables, Body By Soup, and Grumblegrumble the demon.

Austin cubes out, Dan's dad cosplay, and Abbaphasia.

Carl Rovespierre, Austin wins an argument, and Quelfs are a sin against God.

Femboy oregano, milkshake isopods, and ACAB- All Cats Are Babies.

Store-bought pity morels, J. Jordan Peterson, and foraging for Mountain Dew: Code Red.

Proper knife boys, Cringe Steel, and Michael Keaton Day.

Vaguely Begley, Biohackery, and Dan's sick vore fantasies.

The Mother's Day monster, exponential penetration, and a tuna and wet lettuce salad.

Union angels, body pillow of the magi, and Miss Rachel is pretty much Mace Windu.

Stolen lesbian valor, Dan's Kalshi bets, and Newsom Birthers.

Austin's trauma hole, fun Silent Hill Trivia, and count your days Nick Lachey!

Parmesan crisps, Clark wishes for more men to die, and who even is Sid Meier?

Trump's Own Ranch, cream of Old Milwaukee, and the Sailor Bruno Mars extended universe.

Dan's sitcom life, Wormithee Chalomet, Austin - first amendment auditor.

Pen Draggin', Dark Calvinism, and a mother from another mother.

Neck Romancer, Dan's travels, and anything's a Who's On First.

Cthulhu Honeytrap, unwritten bathroom rules, and Clark sounds just like Elton John.

Reiki certified energy vampire, those who 10k away from Omelas, and Dan personally threatens Dean Cain.

Pale perineum, Judd APT, and Dan's big city adventures.

Kyle loves Palantir, Emrys is a lot like Ann Coulter, and if Pokemon were real.

Oobleck bones, Austin's mean doctor, and Dan is in indifference with you.

Vampire therapist, Botulin Glow, and Jessica Alba centrism.

FFFL, Deep-Jakes, and a medium language model.

Shakira's Paradox, a 10-year Bionicle, and Clark's Patreon-only impressions.

Big Damn MS, Michael Crichton's goo stories, and the Phantom of the Clark's house.

Austin's throbbing foibles, bitshake, and never kiss the talent.

Dueling Goldblums, two Sklars smooching, and Even Better Help.

Missoula's quirky Guys, the origin of Futz, and Terminator 17: Closing Costs.

Gyattenborough, Tvvitch streamer, and there are no jobs reports in Ba Sing Se.

Whiplash for incels, self-defecating humor, saving yourself for podcast.

Austin's various concept albums, Annie's too woke, and Deadlight Butt.

As I live and breed, Dick Riddle, and the Mamdani Who Laughs.

Half innies, more teeth per tooth, and a 21 Devil Stick salute.

Koi Boi, the devil's Skee-Ball, and sad brat seeking dommy mommy.

Ourgasm, arm the Porgs, and the Palanquin of Theseus.

500th episode bingo card, spooky dog names, and Clark's lucrative bird hobby.

Ancient memes, angry mob crowdsourcing, and carry-on emotional baggage.

Always the spanksmaid, kiss club for men, and Dan's transition of the year.

A tepid defense of Jimmy Kimmel, port of law, and Dan's pregnant?!

Dan's tattoo tributes, a shameful puppet show story, and the #1 pick for the commune draft.

RFKLickingToilet.gov, Austin's reverse conversion camps, and Clark's terminal Betty Davis eyes.

Don't you dare call Saul, Rambo Jesus, and showing and/or selling hole.

Fisting Wolverine, Dan at the movies, and WLWWLWL.

Dan's on a quaalude bender, the ghost of Casey Kasem, and top 10 dead fascists.