Episodes
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THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
Let's get right into Episode #118 with all the nightmare tales right from Suburbia. Straight outta the mean streets of an upper-class neighborhood, let's talk about what's lurking below the surface. ALL THE KARENS. Wine O' Clock. Playing with things you shouldn't. Illegal weapons. Drug cocktails…
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Not Easy Being Green
Saddle up and let's giddyap and go for a 420 special to keep you in stitches. We'll talk all about the "green day," how and why people celebrate, dangerous trends & gateway drugs. We'll do some some simple weed 101 in case you're not versed. Come sit and listen to tales of yore. The good old days...
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HOW IT STARTED VS. HOW ITS GOING...
Its been a dark few weeks. Its got me thinking. About all sorts and MANY a story. Then it gets even darker with a Full solar eclipse. It won't get totally dark, we're talking new bands, new bangs, new friends, new beginnings, and some FINALLY some light. The Illuminati. It literally means...
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DAUGHTERS DOWN
Episode #115 comes with all the TRIGGER AND CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ AND IF YOU'RE UNDER THE BUS 🚌, THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU. We're losing ladies in all ways, shapes, and forms. Through violence, through the way we're treated, what we have to expect or accept. So, raise your hand if you...
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I Was Raised In a Cult
My true story of my life in and out of Cults, sex, money, power, hostile take over, control and violence. Trigger Warning, I'm talking about some of the most EVIL Cults on Earth too...plus, I'll reveal a secret process..
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Don't Drink The Kool Aid
Let's jump into he distrust and questions about everything. From relationships to questionable candy. This episode has it all. You're gonna get some sex-ed from 1968 and my worst date ever. This and more on another episode.
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THIS IS KILLING AMERICA
Find out why I'm so concerned for my American friends. What's killing America? Find out. Then discover what its like to date AFTER 40 in a place where EVERY body knows your name. I'll also put an end to a few rumors. This and more on a brand new episode.
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AM I REALLY ADDICTED TO MEN???
You know me and everybody knows my love for men. But what happens when you're continually a girl in a man's world? When you LOVE doing "masculine" things & would just rather kick it with the guys? What kinda girl am I anyway???? Find out!!! And THEN some!!!!
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THIS PRINCESS LOST HER CASTLE
From crapping in the streets at Disneyworld to fist fights in the Hall of American Presidents, this Episode has it all. Scattering ashes on rides, crying on thrill experiences and puking. Be my guest and let me tell you the things you NEVER knew (or wanted to...) about Disney, from race...
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I JUST DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE
Sorry not sorry. When it comes to falling in and out of love-it HAPPENS. What happened to me? You'll have to tune in to find out. Discover WHO got the TONGUE from the "DEMON" in America's hottest band. Find out why an American woman would go to Uganda and kill starving children. We'll talk about...
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Strippers on ice, life in Hollywood North, celebs everywhere you look!!! It must be another episode. I'll dive right into the RECOVERY episode as I wind down from my whirlwind. Find out how school is goin'! Be my GUEST for some culinary treats and stick around for Beards N' Bitchin' with new…
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PORN, POLYAMORY & HOT PEPPERS
It's time to buckle up your earbuds and send the kids to bed. I'll be talking kink, adding a second partner and tasting hot sauce. We'll chat body image and nudity, and we'll slide into my DMs. Boy, is my face red...
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Hidden Agendas & Secret Recordings
We're back as my Summer vacation has come to a close. We've got much to catch up with. We'll talk celebs, lawsuits, divorce, child trafficking, recording, cult mind control techniques and more. Find out HOW I got my hands on a SECRET recording of a meeting hrl by one of the world's largest beard...
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WHEN THE SH*T GOES DOWN!!!!
Well, you better be ready. Its going down!!! I got an extra long one just for you. We'll talk about when ladies SNAP and kill everybody, affairs, crapping yourself, why women are so gross and more. We'll chat about my PRO-HO life, and naked massages. I'll fill ya'll in on my seizure and time…
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WE'RE ALL ON DOPE
Get ready to go down the rabbit hole in the curious world of drugs and their friends, enemies and more. Animals in LSD, Presidents tripping on cocaine and MORE!!
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YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU!!!
Everything is awesome!!! Let's make community and mutual aid GREAT AGAIN! Its time to clean up and bust the cheaters, liars, and the chumps. All while eating pie, talking Jesus, Twin Peaks day and explaining how I REALLY scared some folks this week. We'll be practicing what we preach, while…
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GIRLS ON THE POLE & EUROPEAN NUDIST VACATIONS
From strange, European nude vacations, pants dropping, albums dropping, robes opening & to growing hair where you NEVER thought you would, this Episode has it all. Lots of hilarious stories & more. Don't miss this fun chat!!
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THE NIGHT THE BELT SNAPPED!
Let's get under the belt on the night it snapped! Why am I dressed like I live on Hoth? You're not gonna wanna single second of this episode. Is it a trainwreck or is it a masterpiece? Only you can decide.
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THIS IS 40!!!
Happy Birthday to me! LORDY LORDY, THIS IS 40!!!! Let's take a journey to the centre of the ear and beyond, while I hash out the last 40 years. You'll laugh, I'll cry. We'll talk of swingers, frat houses, why coffee may as well crack, and then we'll get into the REAL DIRT! I'll recount MANY near...
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I DON'T EVER WANNA STOP!
It's Friday the 13th!!! Time for murder, mayhem, marijuana and promiscuous sex. At least it is in the movies. We'll dive into Camp Crystal Lake and chat about all the faves!!! I'll talk about all things odd. We'll explore the Number 13. Dissect the "Jason" movies, and get into some HILARIOUS weed...
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A New Years Pizza Bust!!!
Happy New Year! I'm back in the ring to take another swing at another year of podcasting. I hope you enjoyed a little time off as we dive into the world of full frontal nudity. I'm going to dive into the world of holiday drunk pranks, a complete BARF-O-RAMA, and you'll find out about the time I...
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BE AFRAID!!! (HAPPY HOLIDAYS!)
Have you been marked "SAFE" from. Hurricane Tanya yet? More like a frosty, polar vortex. Get ready for a blizzard of Christmas Craziness! We'll chat drunken Uncles, that ONE family member, safewords, cigars, & exploding in Church. I'll EXPOSE the LIE I was told every Christmas. The Holiday...
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I F***ING QUIT! NO REGRETS!!!
This week was full of decisions and distractions. You know I love the D. I decided after careful thought to get rid of a few things and people my life. Done. No regrets! I think you may be in for a shock!!! We'll chat cancel culture, being in a mind tornado, and speaking of explosions, we'll even...
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HOLY SANTA CLAUS SH*T!!!!!!!
Oh, Holy NIGHT!!! I'm all oiled up like your Cousin Eddie and ready to chat just about EVERYTHING this week! We'll chat about our Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations, our neighbourhood Griswold display, and find out who broke their foot SLAM dancing to Mariah Carey. I'll catch up on movies…
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Make Me A Believer!!!
I spoke to a lot of VIP's this week. We're talking about music and musicians!!! We're also talking about Mega Churches with Justin Bieber!!!! I will share some stories from the road, hockey stats, review some products on Beards N' Bitchin', and then tell you all about something I thought I'd…
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Sick Not Weak
This week brings a very special show as I chat EVERYTHING Men's Health. I'm bringing a special focus on Mental Health as I've learned that this silent killer is worse than I had ever imagined. We'll chat everything from depression to weight shaming. I'll examine how we view men as "MANLY," and...
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Who's Watching You???
Welcome to the Halloween Special. Let's get really uncomfortable!!! Have you ever been watched or stalked? We'll do a deep dive on peeping and stalking. Home invasions. Showing up outta nowhere. When does the "spying" turn into stalking? We'll chat about the naughty pictures I keep getting and...
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Scary Things and Sleepovers
Let's keep up with the scary fun while we're still living through the month of October. Get ready to check out some REALLY Haunted places in this glorious country of Canada. Haunted roads, hotels, massacres, and even entire TOWNS!!! We'll talk about Fall and Halloween traditions, getting caught...
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Scared Shitless
Let's cuddle up and get a little freaked out. The creepy season is upon us! I've been ill over the last week and fever dreams are the scariest! Let's talk about some real-life nightmares! I'll explore the most haunted object in the world and its impact on thousands of people. We'll get into my…
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Cults, Cottages and Candler Fest
Slide on in to Episode 80! Its EXTRA LONG and it has the JUICE!!!! This week's show focuses on Cults, Cottage-ing and a little something I like to call Candler-Fest. AND MORE!!! I bring you my first Beards N' Bitchin' segment!!! I'll talk about infectious diseases, religion, politics, Star Wars,...
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Keep An Eye On Summer
Before you bust out the Pumpkin spice Latte, let's soak up the last sweet drops of Summer together. I'll reveal my weird childhood crush and some of yours too. We'll talk National BEARD Day, cults, and God complexes. We'll relive Summer memories, tunes and find the true meaning behind respect....
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That's Alright Mama
Let's start the show with a wee bit of singing, and continue through the rest of the show singing away as well. It has been a busy and interesting week. I'll dive right into FINALLY seeing the ELVIS film and thoughts on that. We'll chat about who really killed Elvis and career KILLERS! We'll talk...
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Back to School
Let's get back to school and get educated! This week I'm teaching the ABC'S. A few more letters too. We'll talk about my recent experiences with the Bearded Community. I'll name my favourite reviewers! We'll chat about gaslighting & abuse, and how to recognize if its happening to YOU! Is it????...
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Stop Copying Me!!!
Ever been copied? Ever had to deal with an IMPOSTER? Let's talk about it! I'll give a skin-tight salute to Olivia Newton John, talk about my first kiss and seven minutes in the closet. We'll examine originality, knock offs, cancel culture and straight rip off artists. I'll dive into the most…
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I Wanna Go To The Carnival!!!
The week of WTF moments is upon us, and then some!!!! So, why not take a trip to the carnival of chaos with me and get a little taste of everything. Get oiled up with me as I talk about being buried alive, a LOT of full frontal nudity, private part toupees, and surviving Woodstock 99'. The Mafia...
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Wayback Playback the 90's!!!
Let's hop into the time machine and visit to one of the most memorable coming of age decades for me, the NINETIES! This week, I'll talk all things 90's. Bands, shows and the movies that messed me up forever. I do a shout out to my haters, because why not?! I'm drinking Kool-Aid, eating donuts and...
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Summer Vibes
Back after a vacation that felt longer than it actually was, I'm back to gab with you! Let's talk all things Summer, cottages, and being in the middle of nowhere. I'll recount stories from Disneyworld and needing a vacation AFTER a vacation. We'll chat 25km hikes through the brush, dirty feet and...
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They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab!
Its been a wet, hot summer so far. We start off by talking about the day the Internet exploded. We'll go on to discuss eating politicians, my celibate Mom, and what we call "Pioneer Day." Then we dive into the world of REHAB and the folks who have gone, need to go and discuss the ones that got...
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Summertime in the Vecna Void
Join me and my special guest on a Summer-slam of awesome!!! We'll chat all things Summer. The world is upside down. I'll touch on a bit of that and some current affairs, that feel more like a nightmare than reality. Then, we'll dive deep into the hot sauce, pizza, wings and Stranger Things 4...
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Stranger Things & HellFire Wings
Travel into a world of hot sauce that'll pull you out of the Upside DOWN as I finally reveal my Sponser with my Special Guest! We'll eat hot sauce, hot (cauliflower) wings and talk ALL things STRANGER THINGS 4. We'll discuss our theories, favourite moments, Karen Wheeler's hair and Tik Tok the...
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Prophet Knows Best
TAKE ME TO CHURCH! Its Father's Day and we're talking about all kinds of Dads and Father figures. I'll start by talking about my own Dad and why I wanted to NOT record this week. WE'll go down the list of our favourite TV, Film and musical Dads! Then we'll talk about all the good Dads. However…
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It's Been a Minute
Let's sit back and howl at the Moon as we catch up on all things that have been going on, as it really HAS been a hot minute since we hung out! We'll start by having a word about MUKBANG videos and the culture around A.S.M.R videos as I nearly made my own. I'll talk fondly of Julee Cruise…
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Backstage Pass
Jump on the tour bus with me and let's talk about the salacious world of groupies. I'll talk about fandom and if being a group is the same as being a SUPER fan. We'll chat a special sort of art with penises. You'll learn all about the world's most NOTORIOUS and CELEBRATED groupie, and hear some...
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The Ultimate Jackass!!!!
Tune in for Episode #66 as I run down the list of some of the dumbest and most dangerous stunts I've pulled to date. I'll recall lighting things on fire, ruining an ENTIRE fence and even share some of YOUR stories. This week was a weird one. We'll chat a bit about Father's Day, as it looms and…
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BEARDS Gone BAD!!!!
Let's start this episode off with a nod to Friday the 13th before we get in too deep. We'll talk cannibals, partying on a boat, and even one of the strangest, and and possibly narrated by the Trailer Park Boys, cold cases this side of Oshawa. I'll talk hockey play-offs for a bit. I'll talk about...
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F**KED MY WAY UP TO THE TOP
What a week to talk about the horror and the glamour that was old Hollywood, and really still is. We'll get lost in the industry as they use and abuse stars and hear some terrible TRUE stories. Everyone's heard about the Hollywood casting couches. Lots of people are aware of how some people get...
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HELTER SKELTER
Its been a weird and wonderful week. We're talking about REAL things that are scarier than fiction. We'll talk about how I got lost while the ice clinks in my iced coffee. Are we more fascinated with real crimes than we are a scary story? What is scarier? FACT or FICTION? Settle in and relax for...
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Wouldn't It Be Nice?
Welcome to the bathrobe special! I'm celebrating the genius of Brian Wilson, the Beach Boys, years in bed, giving drugs to kids, Metal Lords (on Netflix) and spill the beans on a collaboration I'm working on. We'll talk about the Wall of Sound, Phil Spector (yuck), and I'll get to even MORE...
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Canadian Music Week
Let's talk about Canadian MUSIC. The talent in Canada seems to flow like maple syrup and I can't wait to tell you all about it. We'll talk about some bands you might know, some bands you might not, and some bands you MUST know!!! I'll recall the days of Easter long ago, when I was scarred forever...
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Where Is My Mind?
Let's talk ALL about Mental Health. It's something we don't talk about often enough, or we're just not ready to open up about. I think its time we chat Mental Health in all its many forms. We're gonna laugh. We're gonna get uncomfortable. Let's talk about them FEELINGS!!!!! Episode #60 is the one...
About this show
If you want wholesome, go have a glass of milk! Here you'll find stories, wild guests, dirty jokes & words, rock n' roll & hilarity.
Hosted by
Tanya Candler
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