3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Partay!   We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music?   PARTAY!!!   References: John Cena

It is Tuesday today.   Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.   Ah, that was a Tuesday.

Yahoo!!!   Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.   Byehoo!!!

We did it!   We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)   It’s done!

Thursday!!!   Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.   THURSDAY!!!!!!

Winning!   We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.   Won!   References: Jensen Ackles  Jane Goodall  King Harald

Hi!   Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode!   Bye!

Weekly welcome!   We reckon we wouldn’t make good spies, the main thing connecting a walrus and a walnut, and “a word tells a picture the same as the word as it is.”   Weekly bye now!

Friday hi-day!   Oliver: voice over artist, the most boring answer on Earth, and that thing about going for the long sleep.   Friday bye-day!

Hello!   Oh no! Oliver had a nightmare! Aww! The old inner voice. And the 52 minute lunch break.   Bye now!

Today is the day!!!   We come up with a new way of saying that we are running on zero energy, the way that people spell is fine, and Ariel’s subscriptions.   Today was the day!!!

Rock on!   Oliver has just been getting better and even better, who we’d have been in the story of the Titanic, and the un-magic of a wet sock.   Rock off!   References: Titanic Restaurant Williamstown

New week, new meek!   It could be the thing, a shocking revelation about Kayla’s Monopoly past, and Oliver’s haiku is a full journey.   New good, new bye!

Fridyay!   You won’t BELIEVE this one thing that Kayla is bad at, Oliver has never made the choice to run, and we’re great at secrets unless we forget we’re supposed to keep them secret which happens every time.   Fribye!

Heyo!   We have A LOT of easy questions, Kayla didn’t know this is the life they could be living, and Oliver’s got some notorious views on sport.   Byeo!

HI!   Kayla has a very strange belief, something sounded like a thing that is not what we were talking about, and we’re both sorry.   BYE!   References: Viola (instrument)  Viola (Davis)

Uh hi!   We love the electric energy of a school production, tangents are Kayla’s milk and butter, and my beef on the patio.   Ummm bye!   References: Semi-dried Tomatoes

Hi!   We are starting the episode in a really nice, calming manner, Kayla has no problem at all understanding Oliver’s obvious haiku, and it’s a through death thing.   Bye!

Hihihi!   A choose-your-own-adventure chat, censoring a word that is too good for the ears, and Oliver leaves the pod due to a pun (something which we never thought would happen in this lifetime.)   Bibibi!

Yay!!!   We chat the physics of a long bum crack, a scientific breakdown of how the eyes work, and havin’ a lil practise run at a meal (or choosing not to by choice.)   Nay!!!

Welcome!   Just an average diary entry from Kayla’s secret diary, our thoughts on trying to not always try to fix the problem, and why do people treat us different to how we see ourselves?   De-welcome!

SPIDERMAN: Hi.   How many around the worlds has stuff done, we love it when things are really good and true, and just another good ol’ classic FlipperChat.   SPIDERMAN: Bye.

Hello!   Is there even a single thing that tastes better gluten free? Is there a better way to do weekends? Where does the “poly” in polycule come from?   Bye!

TGIF!!!   We have a new mascot (you probably won’t be surprised), we chat what liquor we don’t like (you might be surprised), and we don’t need a lot of conversation… except for pod. Obvs.   Farewell, old chap!

Hullo!   We don’t know what constitutes a pud, the false sense of security from an older dad, and Jordan’s sleeper agent trigger phrase.   Goodbye!

Hi hi hi!   Oliver must be gifted a treasure to learn tables, we name the 8th day of the week, and we discover the joys of snuck. Come along! Snuck is great!   Bye bye bye!

Good evening!   Oliver writes the intro and Kayla LOVES it, the passionate relationship of ice hand and hot water, and the moon must go at least 30 calibre,   Bye evening!

Hup hup!   We go to business school on the beach, an excitable thud in a lemur world, and the joys of a good PowerPoint.   Chup chup!   References: Weird neck thing Kayla has

Everything’s great!   None of this is interesting for anyone, shiverable words, and the difference between shopping lists and menus.   Everything’s fine!

Why hello!   Kayla names 5 REALLY annoying things, we set a record for the amount of times the word “donkey” is said in a podcast, and do ghosts only think about their reason to leave?   Why bye!  

G’day!   Obviously Santa sees you when you’re showering, everything, in fact, was not blurrier at night, and what should be in a mystery box (like maybe so many marbles.)   G’night!   References: Santana

Heyooo!   Oliver has SO much fun, the wonderful powers we’d have if we could morph, and we do a topical chat about Melbourne’s new train stations.   Byeee!   References: Connex

Weehoo!!!   How do we make horses sexier? What type of branch are you? We know what we are. And don’t pod at the doctor.   Beeboo!!!   References: Horses  Trees

Hi!   We practice healthy communication, a good healthy communicative chat about breakfast, and we healthily understand stuff about teachers.   Bye!

Yippee!   We’ve finally got a pretty big sponsor for the pod, the toilet situation could become animate, and paying homage to the fabric of tutus (not Sir Desmond.)   Les bye!

Want more?!   Oliver likes Kayla’s jumper, Kayla and Oliver do not dance the same, and Oliver knows Kayla will never fill a bath good (temperature-wise.)   That’s it! This is the end of it all today! Pack up and go home everybody!

Wassup?!   Turns out Oliver was a helpful boy all along, why do we do the same bad things over and over again huh?, and Oliver and Kayla WILL Greco-Roman wrestle each other.   Bye. Go. Now.   References: Greco-Roman wrestling

Wowee!!!   Kayla would never go on The Voice, re-writing the narrative of “is this thing on?”, and the malfunctioning journey of speech from brain to mouth.   Byeee!!!

Last day yay!   Oliver tells Kayla 5 things, Oliver’s a little piss puddle, and you can’t calm Kayla in total darkness.   (We’ll be back next week moi xx)   References: Waterfalls

Hull! O!   Oliver isn’t doing a prank, it would be tragic to celebrate just one fart, and do you have a hard palate like Port Philip Bay?   By! E!   *Sorry Oliver’s audio is all weird! We know how to fix it for next time!!!

Welcome on in!!!   They’ll LOVE Kayla in purgatory, the one profession where necks are not preferred, and a sustainable museum/fart solution.   Get on out!!!   References: Waterworld  S.T.E.M.

Oooo!!!   Better than a flat toad on a highway, dropping a beloved person off at the morgue, and what Sea Monkeys really are.   Aaaa!!!   *Lil note: the audio is a bit funky in this one, sorry!   References: Sea-Monkeys

Hey hi!   Oliver does a whole pop quiz, the language of dolphins, and Bella really wants to eat Oliver’s callouses (because she’s an architect of sorts.)   Goodbye bye!

WE MADE IT!!!   Oliver had a unique birthday suit, our body is doing everything perfectly, and we name nearly everything that the dust could be.   FRIDAYAYAYAY!!!

Yahoo!!!   We introduce you to the concept of the Haiku Warehouse, everyone needed dog medication and so we must improve pharmacies, and the obvious reason why Oliver likes Pac-Man.   Thanks for stopping by!!!   References: Pac-Man

M’lord!   Kayla figures out why boys look like dreamboats, Oliver would be the most annoying fossil, and are we talking bidet or Bee Day?   M’lady!   References: Bee Day

Tuesday!   Oliver finds out he only needs to clap, there’s not much worse than a bad mandi, and you never see two guys touching one ball (because it’s not love.)   TUESday!

Morning!   It’s too chilly for our frilled-necked friends, we work out how Emily Blunt would roll down a hill, and what’s that one that plays on the boombox at the end of The Breakfast Club?   GOOD morning!

Hello!   We want to know what the bum is, Kayz doesn’t want the touch OR feel of hair OR clothes, and there are so many opposing ideas we could be doing like waiting for a dishwasher repairman.   Goodbye!   References: The Bottom  Maritime Law

Woohoo!   The positions we would play in footed ball, people just like to have fun… so make up islands that aren’t there, and we REALLY try to figure out the purpose of a ball.   Boohoo!   References: Wilson (from Castaway)  Falling  Null Island