3 Lemons Carcass Out

HEY!!! First record since Jordan went to Bali and Naomi had surgery! We're stronger than ever. We cover a lot in this ep but mainly Specer Pratt's Mayoral run, Guy Fieri not eating and Lizzo's new album. At some point we talk about winnie the pooh too. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're talking HBO's The Dark Wizard, we're talking Drake's new albums, we're talking Brian the billionair AND we're talking pizza. What more could you freaking want?Also Naomi chats a little about her upcoming surgery (which is in the past, she has since had surgery and is recovered and WELL)Love you all xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan gather to bank a few episodes before Naomi has SURGERY and Jordan goes to BALI!We're talkin' PK/Dorit AND John Travolta's look at cannes.xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay Jordan has been catching up on the Summer House drama and is absolutely hooked.Naomi is watching Couples Therapy so the girls are, naturally, giving out unsolicited relationshop thoughts. Also Naomi has really upset Jordan with her bad bunny/james kennedy dream :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And a happy 16th birthday to Naomi's dog TAZO! This ep we have a big chat revisiting Popstar Academy/Katseye and the new group Saint Satine. We also make the bold declaration that going to the MET Gala is lame, which is rich considering we're both studying at the FLOPstar academy xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan presents the literal news, and Naomi discusses The Onion's acquisition of Infowars. Are we journalists? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan talk about Klay Thompson the DOG cheating on OUR MEG, Ben McKenzie fighting the good fight against crypto, and Jordan brings up cults again because she has a medical condition. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Naomi and Jordan discuss the rumours about the crowd at Coachella weekend 2 and Naomi gives a sneak peak into Lena Dunham's new book.We also chat about the anniversary of Lemonade and the Rufus/Martha Wainwright! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan and Naomi talk about Justin Bieber at Coachella, touch on the fallout between Clavicular and Woah Vicky, Naomi teaches Jordan a little bit about boy internet and we find out a little more about Jordan's beautiful brain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi runs Jordan through Love Overboard and Jordan brings only her sparkling personality to the table. Also -- Dorit gay??? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan attempts to tell Naomi about the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special, fighting against the urge to simply lay down and begin the eternal rest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get serious for a second to talk about Taylor Frankie Paul, which really puts the latest Chappell Roan situation in perspective. (This episode was recorded on Monday night, though all new information released since then very much supports our opinions!!!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oscars deep dive!!! Jordan sings us all some beautiful songs that ruined Diane Warren's plans, and Naomi defends Timothee Chalamet :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan and Naomi take a peek in the can of worms Jessie Buckley opened, check in on Candace Owens and Jordan tells the story of a crone she recently happened upon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan discuss mistaken identities: Did Jim Carrey get body swapped? Are there two Australian lesbians or one Australian scammer who is also a lesbian? Is Pauline Hanson a good substitute for Draco Malfoy? Is everyone Jordan?Link to the drama: https://x.com/blueberrie96/status/2027353685236588864?s=20 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan get sucked into the jet engine that is Love Is Blind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan shares some secrets of her lineage, Naomi (regretfully) explains Clavicular and they both give their thoughts on the new season of Love Is Blind while trying to resist talking about Tyra Banks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan compare the two halftime shows (it's a toss-up!), Naomi reveals a naughty dream she had about a certain mesmerising man, and Jordan confidently gets the name of an Olympic Ice Skating Champion wrong - something we only discovered when editing the episode. She wanted to edit it out but we refused. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan explain why we're here and talk about the Grammys, Heated Rivalry (Jordan's boys) and Club Chalamet (Naomi's Mother). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.