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30 Year Old Kids

A nonsense podcast about movies, music, toys, games, maturity, immaturity, and more. The hosts Leo Archibald and Joaquin Pennysworth take you on a weekly journey through their minds as they discuss something adult they did, something childish they did, and everything in between. Also they don't let concepts stop them from talking about cookies and pizza.

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  1. 200

    Nah, I Wasn’t Sleep

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they play another rousing game game of Catch Up, no Heinz, on a lot stuff they missed but also discuss the movies they are anticipating the rest of the year, Drake & PARTYNEXTDOOR’s ‘$$$4U’, ‘Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man’ and more. Try to enjoy."

  2. 199

    The 2nd Annual 30YOK Award Nominations!

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical, but special, journey as they reveal the nominations for their 2nd annual 30YOK Awards! Listen to hear who all could potentially take home their very own beautiful golden (*fill in the blank here).”

  3. 198

    Mr. Jeans

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they play catch up on a lot but also discuss ‘One of them Days’ vs. ‘Wolf Man’, the boring Oscar nominations, and more. Try to enjoy."

  4. 197

    Challengers Isn’t A Comedy

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss their recent convention journey, the ridiculous Golden Globe nominations, and an annoying power outage situation and more. Try to enjoy."

  5. 196

    The Newmans

    TWO WEEKS LATE! MY FAULT BUT SO WHAT - UPLOADER“STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss Kendrick Lamars surprise ‘GNX’, ‘Gladiator 2’, already hitting “Unc” status? and more. Try to enjoy."

  6. 195

    Welcome to Westview

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they play catch up again and discuss all the horror movies that were watched in October, Tyler, the Creators’ ‘CHROMAKOPIA’, the finale of Agatha All Along’ and more. Try to enjoy."

  7. 194

    Doctor Puddles

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss a lot on this catch up episode but mainly they talk about one of the best movies of the year, Megalop…oops…I mean one of the worst movies of the year and one of the most disappointing movies of all time? Try to enjoy."

  8. 193

    Don’t Blink Twice

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss some MCU hypotheticals, what could possibly be up with Big Sean, George R R Martin doing everything but writing his little book and more. Try to enjoy." - 30 YOK NarratorRelease delay and audio issues courtesy of Wahkeen Pennysworth

  9. 192

    Lip Ointment

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss Channing Tatums star power nowadays, their recent trip to their go-to toy store, the return of Zeus’ best show and more. Try to enjoy."

  10. 191

    Joaquin and What’s His Name

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss Joaquin Phoenix dropping out of his new movie last minute, ‘Vultures 2’, Ray J’s stressful new streaming service and more. Try to enjoy."

  11. 190

    Deadpool & Wolverine & RDJ

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss what a great time it is to be an MCU fan (the greatness of ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’, Robert Downey Jr. as Doctor Doom, etc.) their Top 30 TV shows of all time, Ice Spice’s ‘Y2K!’ album IN DEPTH and more. Try to enjoy."

  12. 189

    Eminem is Back!

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the greatness of Eminem’s ‘The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grace), their favorite albums from 30 different artists, Nicolas Cages ‘Longlegs’ and more. Try to enjoy."

  13. 188

    Curb Ball

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the greatness of Mr Summer himself (aka Will “Will Slap You” Smith), the constant complaining of their fellow Star Wars nerds, and they list off their 30 favorite actors/actresses AND more. Try to enjoy.“

  14. 187

    POWERADE On Ice

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the GOAT’s (Eminem) NEW single, the NEW MoviePass doc, Hollywoods NEW favorite leading man Glen Powell and more. Jeez that’s a lot of “news”….Anyways, try to enjoy.

  15. 186

    X-Men ‘24

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the X-Men brand building back up, what movie franchises will still be big in 50 years, the new Billie Eilish joint and more. Try to enjoy."

  16. 185

    Tournament of CHOMPions

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the THUMPING Kendrick Lamar put on Drake in their beef, Eminem’s album announcement, the Superman suit reveal and more. Try to enjoy."

  17. 184

    MCU - Big Blue

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids have returned to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss some MCU greatness like the new ‘Deadpool and Wolverine’ trailer and ‘X-Men ‘97’, the new BIG Taylor Swift album, and more. Try to enjoy."

  18. 183

    MCU - Madea Cinematic Universe

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss another collectibles convention they went to, the GREAT Justin Timberlake’s new album, if Tyler Perry created AI and more. Try to enjoy."

  19. 182

    Absolute Dorks

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss a recent “field trip”, The Grammys, the show ‘The Curse’ (since both hosts finally finished it) and more. Try to enjoy."

  20. 181

    Jiggy Jake

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the Nicki Minaj and Meg thee Stallion diss records to each other, Justin Timberlakes return heating up, DC finding their Supergirl and more. Try to enjoy."

  21. 180

    Rain and Snow

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss Kid Cudi’s new album ‘INSANO’, ‘Echo’ Season 1, B2Ks Christmas album somehow and more. Try to enjoy.?"

  22. 179

    1st Annual 30YOK Awards!

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical, but special, journey as they bring you the first ever 30YOK Awards! You already got the nominees so now it’s time to announce the winners! Listen to hear who all strutted on stage to accept their illustrious golden action figure!”

  23. 178

    New Year New Stuff

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids open up 2024 to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss some bad recent movies they saw, what movies they are anticipating this year, Kid Cudi's upcoming album and past discography and more. Try to enjoy and Happy New Year I guess.”

  24. 177

    30YOK Award Nominations!

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical, but special, journey as they reveal the nominations for their first event 30YOK Awards! Yes you read that right! Listen to hear who all could potentially take home this soon to be illustrious award.”

  25. 176

    A 30YOK Christmas

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey (but this time it’s super Christmas themed) as they discuss the Jonathan Majors firing, Golden Globe nominations, Nicki Minaj’s ‘Pink Friday 2’ and more. Try to enjoy and oh yeah Happy Holidays.”

  26. 175

    Hispanic Spider

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss their recent nerd convention experience, what their music yearly wrap ups looked like, some Zeus/Now That’s TV nonsense and more. Try to enjoy.”

  27. 174

    Space Jamaicans

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the new BIG MCU flick, ‘The Marvels’, the BIG ‘Loki S2’ finale, the little 2024 Grammy nominations and more. Try to enjoy.”

  28. 173

    Too Many Nights at Freddy’s

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s (the movie and the games) and a bunch of other movies they’ve recently watched, ‘Loki Season 2’ as they prepare for the season finale, they’re recent trip to the toy store and more. Try to enjoy.”For More (we're about to start to make some weird stuff):Kaiwema.com@kaiwema on socials even though its poisonous

  29. 172

    For All The Exorcist

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another SPOOKY journey as they discuss some memorable horror movies from childhood and now. They also get a little current and give a THOROUGH review of Drake’s ‘For All The Dogs’ and the ‘Loki’ season 2 premiere. More is discussed too I guess. Try to enjoy.”

  30. 171

    Tease the AIDS

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss the movies they watched over the hiatus, an exhausting Disney World trip, and upsetting TV show cancellation and more. Try to enjoy.”

  31. 170

    Will Smith Jam Session

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss ‘Blue Beetle’ (yes, I know you forgot that movie came out recently), the first rap album they bought and they reveal the winner of their Summer Blockbuster Rotten Tomatoes challenge PLUS more. Try to enjoy.”

  32. 169

    I’m A Successful Musician

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss that racist new fan made Spider-Man: Lotus, how DC keeps DC’ing, Iggy Azaleas comical letter supporting Tory Lanez and more. Try to enjoy.”

  33. 168

    The College Year

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss what a TV show based off their college experience would be like, the new great horror movie, Travis Scott’s Utopia and more. Try to enjoy.”

  34. 167

    Out of the Box

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss toys (new and old), Barbenheimer, the illustrious career of Joey Chestnut and more. Try to enjoy.”

  35. 166

    We Were On Strike

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they recap what they watched and listened to while they were away including The Flash (You know they were going to talk about that no matter what). Try to enjoy.”

  36. 165

    Fast Guardians Can’t Jump

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they bring Heavy Eyes into the world of 30YOK! They talking Fast X! They talking Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3! AND slightly more than that…. Try to enjoy.”

  37. 164

    Did You Hear About Marcus?

    “There were some technical difficulties today, did Pennysworth work hard to make this a clean edit? nope but no worries 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on another nonsensical journey as they discuss some early 2023 flicks, a huge question mark on Jack Harlows new album, and more. BUT it’s also game time as a new summer themed game is introduced! Try to enjoy.”

  38. 163

    Moist Bacon

    “STILL rusty? clearly because this episode is late but no worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on a jam-packed nonsensical journey as they discuss all the movies they recently watched, the latest on Jonathan Majors, Jim Jones apparently losing his mind and more. Try to enjoy.”

  39. 162

    Harry Potter: Into The Potterverse

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on a nonsensical journey as they discuss their childhood fashion choices, some recent trailer drops, Netflix making America look bad and more. Try to enjoy.”

  40. 161

    "You Don’t Have Gear"

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on a nonsensical journey as they discuss what possible reason there could be for a live action ‘Moana’ right now, new trailer drops, slave reenactments in schools and more. Try to enjoy.”

  41. 160

    John Wick or Food Stamps

    “STILL rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on a nonsensical journey as they discuss the greatness that is John Wick, memorable action movies and songs from childhood, Fast X potentially ending even crazier than expected and more. Try to enjoy.”

  42. 159

    R.I.P. Shazam

    "Still rusty? Maybe? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on a nonsensical journey as they happily mourn the end of Shazam and rank all the DCEU movies. They also discuss the upcoming Super Mario movie, aging in Hollywood, Slim Thug teaching you how to save money and more. Try to enjoy."

  43. 158

    Welcome to Creed-Verse

    The rust wear off yet? Nope? Maybe not? No worries because these 30 Year Old Kids are back to take you on a nonsensical journey as they discuss The Oscars, Creed 3, a Pedro Pascal hot take, Zeus' amazing upcoming show schedule and more. Try to enjoy

  44. 157

    Pilot

    On today's episode of Fashion Forward Fits..just kidding. The Gylly boys are back but this time we're Tom Holland in the MCU. Leo Archibald and The Pennysworth are back, now hosting '30 Year Old Kids'. Listen as they shake the rust off and try to get the kinks out like a relaxer. On this pilot episode the kids talk about Ant-man, Who's a better actor? Jonathan Majors or Michael Bakari Jordan, music so far in 2023, I Am Legend 2, and our spinoff show Camp Baddies. Try to enjoy. For more 30 Year Old Kids and more fun shows and podcasts like this:Grayburnmedia.com

  45. 156

    Dr. Strange In The Multiverse of Madness Review

    Archie revisits Domino's Pizza and the fellas talk movie news before getting into what everyone was waiting for, Dr. Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness. They give their "thorough" review. Oh yeah and the NBA draft lottery was on so they watched that.For more Pizza and Movies and more fun shows and podcasts like this:Grayburnmedia.comIG @GrayburnMediaTwitter @GrayburnMediaMore Places to Listen:pizza-and-movies.captivate.fm/listen

  46. 155

    Domino's Pizza

    They actually did it, the fellas finally tried Domino's Pizza. Did they like it? was it nasty? tune in to find out. They also talk about the Fast X updates and the highly anticipated Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. For more Pizza and Movies and more fun shows and podcasts like this:Grayburnmedia.comIG @GrayburnMediaTwitter @GrayburnMediaMore Places to Listen:pizza-and-movies.captivate.fm/listen

  47. 154

    Spider-Man Delivers Pizza In The Rain

    Today our Hosts talk about homemade pizza before casting and describing the plots of a future Spider-Man movie if they were given the reigns. Later, the fellas also talk about Fantastic Beasts and Turning Red. You know this show is late but who's really enforcing a schedule or listening.For more Pizza and Movies and more fun shows and podcasts like this:Grayburnmedia.comIG @GrayburnMediaTwitter @GrayburnMediaMore Places to Listen:pizza-and-movies.captivate.fm/listen

  48. 153

    Bagel Bite: Flashback to 2016’s Assassin’s Creed

    Late again but here with a quick bite, no that was Quibi and they failed. Here with a Bagel Bite. Archie and Pennysworth time travel back to 2016 when we talked about Assassin's Creed.For more Pizza and Movies and more fun shows and podcasts like this:Grayburnmedia.comIG @GrayburnMediaTwitter @GrayburnMediaMore Places to Listen:https://pizza-and-movies.captivate.fm/listen

  49. 152

    Morbius Spoilers and Review

    Excuse the lateness. Archie and Pennysworth start off discussing their recent pizza experiences before going into the movies they recently seen including a Morbius review with heavy spoilers and one of the host didn't even see it yet. That's the type of journalism you can expect on this "new and improved show", emphasis on the quotations. For more Pizza and Movies and more fun shows and podcasts like this:Grayburnmedia.comIG @GrayburnMediaTwitter @GrayburnMediaMore Places to Listen:https://pizza-and-movies.captivate.fm/listen

  50. 151

    Fast & Furious 11

    Greetings Gylly (insert your own pronouns), check out another preview of this cool podcast!Join Author/Screenwriter JKR Pennysworth in the second episode of his Fast & Furious mini series. Today he tells you all about how he would make the 11th installment of the Fast Saga. So listen as he breaks down scene by scene, a film he calls “Dom: The Eleventh and Final Chapter of the Fast Saga”.For More Heavy Eyes related content and More JKR Pennysworth:IG @ThepennysworthTwitter @thepennysworthFor more fun shows and podcasts like this:Grayburnmedia.comIG @GrayburnMediaTwitter @GrayburnMedia

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A nonsense podcast about movies, music, toys, games, maturity, immaturity, and more. The hosts Leo Archibald and Joaquin Pennysworth take you on a weekly journey through their minds as they discuss something adult they did, something childish they did, and everything in between. Also they don't let concepts stop them from talking about cookies and pizza.

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Leo Archibald, Joaquin Pennysworth, & Kaiwema

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A nonsense podcast about movies, music, toys, games, maturity, immaturity, and more. The hosts Leo Archibald and Joaquin Pennysworth take you on a weekly journey through their minds as they discuss something adult they did, something childish they did, and everything in between. Also they don't let...

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