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5 Birds And A Mic

by Emily

5 Birds And A Mic is a lifestyle podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear a bridal boutique in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They talk about everything from current affairs to business, to motherhood. It's real, it's rude, sometimes it's really rude (..Georgina) so put the kids to bed, pour a glass of red and have a giggle.

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Episodes

  1. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 60 | D1ldo or a House?

    It's the final epsiode of the season! The birds are way too busy with the shop now, but they will be back sometime after peak season. And what an epsiode to go out on! This is the funniest and wildest one in a long time. Enjoy.

  2. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 59 | Call Me Jeeves

    G is Snow White in her new p***y wagon, Timmy needs milking, Emma is a Sheff Sophia Loren in a Fellini film and Meg's muscles ache because of mashed potato.

  3. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 58 | Netflix? Completed It

    No Emily this week so G takes the wheel of this increasingly wayward ship. The birds discuss which lockdown habits they will take with them back into real life, their levels of anxiety about going out again, and Meg reveals what crafty hobby she's started doing in her parents bedroom.

  4. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 57 | Done With This

    The birds are done with this, Emma is coming back from Italian ski heaven, G's done with Meghan Markle's bs and Meg's just stright up done with it all.

  5. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 56 | Something Special

    This week the birds perve on Rob, hate on Claudia Winkleman and Andrew gets triggered by Something Special.

  6. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 55 | Red B*m Hole

    Emma is really truely happy and ovulating, G's hair is having a Great day, and Meg's got a new car and the birds figure out the perfect nickname for it, because they're nice like that... 5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal...

  7. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 54 | The Sh1tuation

    Emily is missing the competition of netball so she's racing against her poo, Emma tells an hilarious story about her sweet baby girl and the girls go through Meg's jewellery box with savage and hilarious consequences.

  8. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 53 | Flaggy flaggy flag flag

    They're flagging, we're all flagging, I went to put the eldest to bed last night and fell asleep at 7:30pm, woke up at 6am. Enough about me, Emma now has a dual aspect view of a snow covered castle and a vineyard, the bitch.

  9. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 52 | Dramatic N1pples

    This one's a hall of famer, featuring: My favourite G rant ever, Emily's brand new dated tiles and Emma's dramatic nipples.

  10. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 51 | Get the cleaners in

    You know you've had a good new years when you wake up to a good old fashioned visit from some specialist carpet cleaners, Meg. Emily's in her bath and G's in her ready-made family, without the nasty pregnancy and whatnot. 5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds...

  11. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 50 | New Years Eve Special

    In a pretty out of character heartfelt episode, the birds share their new years resolutions - generally speaking a lot of 'care less about everything's. I think that's a message we can all get behind. Here's to a belter of a 2021, it can't get much worse.

  12. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 48 | Mental Elf on the Shelf

    Emily's daughter might be a psycho, how do we know? She's done the most evil thing I can think of: she'd been stealing her brothers advent calender chocolate. Is Emily punishing her? No, she's proud. Cool. Well we'll see how that plays out for you. Emily.

  13. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 47 | Hoe hoe hoe

    Great episode, good energy. This is 5BAAM after dark, shot during the evening without our single parent Em, the birds are cold and feeling extra inhibition-free. And we finally get stuck into what we're having for dinner.

  14. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 46 | Savlon is out

    Meg breakdown her 3 flannel wash technique, things are getting real in the Georgina household and everything's turning up Emma (like Milhouse, it's a simpsons reference).

  15. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 44 | Does a Meg sh1t in the woods?

    Back in lockdown, absolute mayhem, Meggy is settling into her Sheffield version of Friends, George is going full bore at getting wifed up.

  16. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 43 | Poocast 3 - Midnight Release

    Behold the epic tale of Meggy's midnight poo! We laugh but this is probably a serious issue, but what do you want from us? Sympathy? Empathy and concern? It's a pandemic! The wedding sector is getting crushed by lockdown, what else can we do? Except laugh at the misfortunes of our beautiful yet...

  17. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 41 | Who's the best looking?

    The birds play a series of poorly organised hen-do games, we find out who Emily's favourite employee is, who's the best looking, who's got the highest body count, and what Emily's next husband is going to be like. It's a wild one.

  18. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 40 | 3 Birds and a C@ck

    While Emily is away the birds will play, producer Andrew brings his awkward energy and hosts the most random episode yet. Get ready for Meg to put her foot in it like never before, Andrew is a crabby donut in Thailand and again Meg reveals her ignorance of processed meat.

  19. 5 Birds And A Mic - Episode 39 | W@nk B@nk

    Everything is different now, there's a new intro, Georgina is settling down and two of their families have literally been torn asunder.

  20. % Birds And A Mic | Episode 38 | The Runt

    I thought the podcast needed a bit more estrogen so I stepped in to soften things up, smash the matriarchy, boy did I regret it. Couldn't get a bloody word in.

  21. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 37 | Best of Dan!

    And then there were four... Please join us in our special tribute to one of the most special birds ever to grace Ecclesall road, she's not from New York City she worked at Hunters Bar... Our long serving Dan is flying the nest for pastures new, so it's with champagne And tissues we celebrate the...

  22. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 36 | The Great Betrayal

    Emma experiences her own dark night of soul in this one, a betrayal of Judas Iscarioteen proportions. Late on in the episode producer Andrew, the dirty snake in the grass, sets off a chain of events that culminates in almost ripping the Birds asunder. Brought to you by Mowgli's on Ecclesall Road.

  23. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 35 | Coke eyes and Water slides

    The birds are back! In the studio after a little break they are back with a vengence. Emily ugly cries down the rubber dingy rapids, G gets very high at the eyebrow salon, and Meg has a lovely suprise for us all...

  24. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 34 | Best of Emma!

    Our WAG in residence, from being barely dressed outside a bar in Maga to flogging dresses in hunters bar, she's got two mental kids but remains as cool as a cucumber (or is she fuming we can't tell sometimes), Our Sheffield swan, she'll Steel-ya heart - Emma!!!

  25. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 33 | Best of G!

    The birds are super busy at the shop, which is great because that means I'll get paid finally right? Their cheques keep bouncing so hopefully this means I'll get paid. I haven't seen them for a while so I haven't been able to confirm that but I guess I'll just keep making these and they'll send a...

  26. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 31 | Meggy's Moments pt1

    Welcome to Meggy's Moments episode one! To be honest, I only went back to episode 21 and there was already a full ep of content so this really is episode 1 of many. Anyway, 5BAAM every monday, tell a friend.

  27. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 30 | Poocast 2: Electric Poogaloo

    Hilarious episode about Things You Wish You Could Un-see, all horrific, all things I wish I could un-hear, I want to talk to HR, why doesn't this podcast have HR? Apparently I'm not on staff, might explain why I haven't been paid yet. Andrew x.

  28. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 29 | Birds Rules

    Bird rules. We discuss vitally important personal rules about toilet roll direction, the numbers of layers of foundation, vaping and crisp packets openings. Also Meg's humming tourette's, we talk about that a lot too.

  29. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 28 | Cover-up Girl

    The birds discuss their awkward and embarrassing cover up's, spiders in dresses, Meg's devious manipulation of her poor bf, and trust Emily to bring the ep to a screeching halt with one of her grossest stories yet..

  30. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 27 | Malfunctioning Equipment

    Emma flashes a kids pool, Meg accidentally sanitises her foo foo and Emily leaves a tide of piss on the train. 5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They talk about everything from current...

  31. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 26 |Poocast

    Tell your friends to start with this one, it's amazing. Who'd have thought simple bridal shop assistants would have so much faecal fascination and so much murderous intent? Dan's on the facebook portal and Andrew is getting a bit to familiar if you ask me...

  32. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 25 | Tequila in Ikea

    The current state of lock down is like going to a sh*t disney everywhere you go. - Shakespeare? Dickens? Actually this is a direct quote from our Emma. G rants about queues a lot in this one and it's fantastic. And also Emily says "I love b@ll@cks" at one point.

  33. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 24 | Fake it 'til you make it

    The Birds are back in the nest!!! It's all a bit weird, they give away all their passwords, Emily finds out about the secret WhatsApp group and Meg doesn't know which way is up, literally.

  34. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 23 | The One With All The Other Ones

    Like that one Friends episode the one with all the clips The One with All the Other Ones… the Birds recall their favourite bits so far, in one of the most laugh out loud episodes yet.

  35. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 22 | 18yr old advice

    The birds get deep and meaningful about what they'd say to their 18yr old selves. Also, more weird crushes, Em has an epiphany about Gaston and Meg wants to get A-Lad-In (Aladdin).

  36. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 21 | Bitty

    Trigger warning, NSFL warning, this ep is highly inappropriate and should not be consumed by anyone you have been warned. Long story short, Emily doesn't use tampons anymore. Also Meg reveals her dastardly methods of manipulation, poor poor Brad...

  37. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 20 | Death Penalty Meg

    So the corona virus started with cruises, airports, ski resorts, why does it hate middle class white people so much? I feel personally attacked. Lots of love Andrew x. Also the girls do rants, and G destroys!

  38. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 19 | Resting Rock Face

    You know when you really need a wee really bad but then you fart and it gives you like an extra 5-10mins of wiggle room? Is it that they're stored in adjacent compartments? I'm not a scientist, but I do have a BA Hons in Film Studies which is equally as meaningful to my parents who disowned me....

  39. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 18 | Bleached hair and hairy legs

    Did you know your feet are the same length as your forearm? Meg didn't. And did you know that ghosts are real? And everyone has dyed their hair. 5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They...

  40. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 17 | Agony Aunts

    Like an overfamiliar aunt with substance abuse problem at Christmas the birds give horrible, R-rated advice for an hour. It ends with hysterics over a technical issue... 5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique selling...

  41. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 16 | Most Likely To...

    Most likely to be up late Sunday night working on the video description because I have to entertain a 4 year old all day? That's Andrew the producer. Hi. So the Birds play 'most likely to' and it's really chill and funny. 5 Birds And A Mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds...

  42. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 15 | Lumberjacks spiders and death holes

    The birds get the latest lumberjack update, G is mean to Meg and it's hilarious and everyone hates spiders.

  43. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 14 | Plug In Baby

    This one was a public service announcement to mothers who are homeschooling your kids, stop! You're making us look bad, we don't want to see your soaked oats either! Also featuring mains powered vibrators.

  44. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 13 | The Three Wishes

    Inspired by the free month subscription of Disney+ (the real Robin Williams Aladdin) the birds reveal what their 3 wishes would be, hi-jinx ensue...

  45. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 12 | Comments Section

    Listeners mail - whether you're team Floppy Thong or a Full Brief Bird there's something for everyone in this hilarious episode

  46. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 11 | Guilty Pleasures

    Chaos ensues as the podcast is crashed by a load of kids, Dan's a nerd, G's a perve and Emma's just gagging for a cigarette.

  47. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 10 | Unpopular Opinions

    The Birds bring us their unpopular opinions, super controversial points of view on cat-calling, Nutella, Ed Sheeran and ...intimate grooming.

  48. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 9 | Snog, Marry, Avoid

    The birds get stuck into some juicy male celebs (for a change), G plans the first podcast wedding and magicians get some stick (wand?), again. Honestly though, this is a really good one!

  49. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 8 | Come dine with the Birds

    The birds tell each other their dream dinner guests, Emma goes low-brow, George goes high-brow and Emily is just plain nosey.

  50. 5 Birds And A Mic | Episode 7 | Two truths and a lie

    The birds play two truths and a lie, because they are grown-up adults, and we find out the following: which 2 birds have webbed feet, and which bird was bombed by a terrorist militant group and a former unrecognised proto-state.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

5 Birds And A Mic is a lifestyle podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear a bridal boutique in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They talk about everything from current affairs to business, to motherhood. It's real, it's rude, sometimes it's really rude (..Georgina) so put the kids to bed, pour a glass of red and have a giggle.

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