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5 O'clock Somewhere
by Nathan Kleb
Three friends wax poetic about why their panties are in a bunch, what they've been reading/watching/listening to, and what they're stuck on, ALL while enjoying a weekly curated adult beverage.
Episodes
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Season 3 Premier - Just when you thought we were gone...
We're back!!!
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Capoeira or Caipirinha? What does it mean, I don't know but it's Provocative
A day late and a dollar short on editing this, so please excuse the excitement around Mother’s Day weekend. Whoopsie! On this week's (aka three weeks ago) episode we circle back on some WHITE rum and it goes down realllll smooth. Stuck on It: the amount of utensils provided with takeout…
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"Racehorses Don't Trot Well" -Matt
On this week's episode we ease into some nice (well not that nice) bourbon on a Friday night. Stuck on It: How much the 2nd Covid vaccine kicked Matt’s ass, Em on going FULL TILT, and how people relay their phone number on calls. Queued Up: throwback episodes of RHONY (Nate just learned what that...
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HOT Soup Gets My HACKLES Up
On this week's episode we are drinking fruity summer spritzes in honor of Matty. Stuck on It: Binging The Crown (bc Matt couldn’t save it for Q’d up), how people have forgotten how to walk on the streets, and Tony Bourdain and his special place in our hearts Queued Up: Agatha Cristie’s ABC…
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"We're Here, We're Queer, We're Drinkin' Scotch"
On this week's episode we revisit (hello darkness) my old friend SCOTCH and ramble on and on and onnnn. Stuck on It: seeing Matty in person for his bday, moving the MLB All Star game from Georgia, and recruiting millennials for jobs Queued Up: Matt read a book about Natches (Nachos), Mississippi...
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BONUS Episode Throwback #2 (Originally Titled Obama's Lobstah)
Throwback to our fourth recording ever in June 2020. Buckle up for some bad sound and some bad jokes. Plus we were drankin' Rose.
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Em Has 'Roid Rage
On this week's episode beer slaps harder than anticipated (especially when you have a Jameson back), and yet again Matt didn’t follow his own rules (but he’s the birthday boy so it’s fine). Stuck on It: everyone is really fired up about Girl Scout Cookies and other childhood snacks Queued Up: The...
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Matty's Scent Library
On this week's episode red wine is the drink of choice, even though SOMEONE didn’t follow the rules. Stuck on It: seasonally inappropriate clothing, Em’s candle obsession, and ripping off online retailers Queued Up: Absentia on Amazon Prime (and some great side recommendations from Em) Panties in…
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The Clear Liquor Will Get Ya
On this week's episode vodka teaches us to always be careful when drinking clear liquor because like they always say, liquor before beer and you’re in the clear…wait, what? Booze: Vodka Stuck on It: When your life partner is behaving strangely, cricling back on the assless Johnny debate, and…
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The Devil's Lettuce
On this week's episode white rum (or light, depending on who you ask) slaps us right across the face and Emily reveals a new covid habit that has us all SHOCKED (not really). Booze: light rum Stuck on It: The New Nancy Drew on CW, the strange excellence of Target’s customer service, and harassing...
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The Juice Caboose
On this week's episode white wine grabs us by the b***s and Em hits us with a DOOZY of an embarrassing story. Booze: white wine Stuck on It: neighborhood watch fox sightings, the realness of the SundayScaries, and Crime Scene on Netflix Queued Up: Snowfall on FX Panties in a Bunch: accidentally...
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Cannibalistic Tendencies (or Gay Uncle Love)
On this week's episode tequila really kicks our asses, but all's well that ends well as the Great George Washington always said. Booze: TEQUILA! Stuck on It: remote “watch parties” (they already exist), Armie Hammer’s cannibalism, and package tracking’s shortcomings Queued Up: Pretend It’s a City...
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Domestic Responsibilities
On this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere your three favorite hosts literally can't stay on topic and Nate can barely articulate full sentences. The drink of choice is sparkling wine and we all kept it pretty classic, much to Matt's disappointment. Booze: Sparkling Wine Stuck on It: Em on...
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hAnger Management
On this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere team returns for Season Two and is chomping at the bit to get things rolling again. Everyone chose their own cocktail with Matt being the classiest, as usual. After some lengthy (cough, cough) off-mic discussions, the hosts are also debuting a...
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Season Finale!
This week's episode is the season one finale and the hosts are drinking holiday themed cocktails of their own choosing. Nate’s panties are bunched about the seemingly ubiquitous new trend of everyone saying that they can’t wait for 2020 to be over. Queued was skipped this week but there is a...
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Adult Cartoons
On this week's episode the hosts are on a mission to fend off the Sunday Scaries with strong tequila cocktails. Em’s panties are bunched about how much she says UMMMMMM and also how expensive it is to treat herself at coffee shops, Nate is queued up with cartoons for adults (adult cartoons?),...
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Neither Snow, Nor Rain, Nor Vodka (will keep these hosts from their appointed pod)
On this week's episode the hosts enter uncharted territory with vodka as the spirit of choice, and everyone came up with something uniquely their own. Meanwhile, Matt’s panties are bunched about why it seems increasingly difficult for mail and packages to be delivered properly, Em is queued up…
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Laundry Rum Escapades
On this week's episode the hosts kick it back to a spirit they’ve chugged before...none other than dark rum (or black rum as Nate lovingly calls it). Meanwhile, Nate’s panties are bunched about the mayhem that occurs in apartment building laundry rooms (especially during covid), Matt is queued up...
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Tallboy or Pounder?
On this week's episode the hosts drink “local” beer, although the definition of local is up for interpretation. Em's panties are bunched about why it's so hard to use streaming services, Nate is queued up with both The Queen’s Gambit and The Mandalorian, while the hosts are stuck on virtual…
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A Platonic Thruple
On this week's episode the hosts sip on some chilled sake. Who doesn’t love a refreshing rice wine to kick off the week? Matt's panties are bunched about being generally enraged all the time when in public places, Em's goes on a journey deep into the rabbit hole of the NXIVM cult (not to be...
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BONUS EPISODE - A Late Lunch In Cincinnati
On this bonus episode Emily and her cross-country road trip companion regale us with the high-(and low)lights of the truly epic trip.
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Biden Prevails and Cocktail Fails
On this week's episode the hosts were tasked with using a fortified wine to craft their own cocktails, but two of them failed miserably. Nate's panties are bunched about Saturday Night Live commercial breaks, Matt's queueing up Netflix's Love On The Spectrum, while Stuck On It covers a wide range...
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The Infamous Gin Episode (from our archives)
This week we are taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming (while Emily is cross country road trippin') to bring you one of our original "practice" episodes. During this throwback episode (originally recorded in August) the hosts are guzzling gin while Matt goes off on non-mask...
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Matt Isn't On This Podcast
On this week's edition the hosts were responsible for crafting their own Autumnal-style cocktails but for some reason Matt was juicing celery. Emily's panties are bunched about Lana del Rey, Nate's queueing up anything Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino, and the wheels officially come off the...
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Red Red Whine
On this episode the host’s spend their Sunday afternoon imbibing of red wine to help alleviate the Scaries. Emily and Nate went the Spanish route with Monastrell (southern Spain) and Mencia (northern Spain), while Matt got in touch with his Italian roots, guzzling a Montepulciano D'abruzzo (said…
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We Believe We Can Rye
In the latest installment (which was actually recorded at 5pm!) our fearless hosts attempt to chase away the Sunday Scaries by imbibing rye whiskey based cocktails. Nate's panties become even further bunched after his diatribe about the shortcomings of email marketing while Matt rambles on about...
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Here Comes The Rum
Imbibing dark rum cocktails late into a Sunday evening, the hosts rant and rave about modern day text message etiquette (read receipts turned on), the resurgence of Schitt's Creek, and a bunch of other nonsense...as usual.
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Emily Joins A Cult
The three amigos drink white wines you've (probably) never heard of, Matt discusses his computer cable debacle, and Emily takes a deep dive into The Vow on HBO as she inches closer to the cult life.
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Elder Millennials
This week your hosts drink citrusy cocktails while rambling on about the inconvenience of drop-down menus, Whitney Houston, the changing of the seasons, and why retail shopping is officially dead.
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Assless Johnny Gowns and BBQ Sawce
On our second official episode we are drinking scotch, talking for way too long about why hospital gowns have no back, and Netflix's relatively new series, Unsolved Mysteries. It's weird, it's wild, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere.
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The Debut
In our debut to the public, we wax poetic about what we are drinking (campari spritzes), what's got our panties in a bunch (road rage), what we have queued up, and what we're stuck on.
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Introducing...5 O'clock Somewhere!
Check out our teaser so you can learn all about what the 5 O'clock Somewhere team will be hitting your podcast feed with every week. Episode 1 Now Available!
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Three friends wax poetic about why their panties are in a bunch, what they've been reading/watching/listening to, and what they're stuck on, ALL while enjoying a weekly curated adult beverage.
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5 O'clock Somewhere is created and hosted by Nathan Kleb.
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