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To anyone listening in the US - we don't need you. This one's for our Nigerian listeners who help us change the world.

Come for the old dudes with boners and aliens in skinsuits but stay for Steve Guttenbergs sexy sexy 80's bod and child like wonder.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Paper Cups, Mark Sanchez, Beans and Blood.

In Joel's Jersey Shore voice.... "Yo - we got a witchuation"

Put on your best cerulean sweater cause we're talking fashion bitch.

PODMARTIGAN!!!!!

Billy Baldwin Baby!

I'm a cop you idiot!

Merry Christmas, You Dozen Wonderful Old Listeners!

THEY DO KISS IN THIS ONE

SPOOOOOKKKYYYYY

If Mike from Maine was the star of this movie it'd be called "My Best Friend's Party"

WORMS! WORMS! WORMS!

What if the grim reaper was a tax auditer? Find out by clicking play and jumping into our 5th annual Spooktober!

Ben Foster.

What happens when desert trash meets sparkling vampires.

Can you guess Joel's 3 favorite scenes? Hint: they have young boys in them.

To celebrate America's birthday and our 75th episode - we are gracing you with 2 hours of Mike yelling. Enjoy!

It's Christmas here at 5GFA because time isn't real

We're wrapping up this Spooktober with some old friends. Jason Voorhees is back killing camp counselors and Janna is back peddling a new business that's a cut above the rest. 

Aliens and boob and scat and more. 

Car's breakdown AND people breakdown - if you're feeling broken and in need of a pick me up - give this a listen! It's guaranteed to make you yell uncontrollably or chuckle a couple of times. 

For everyone begging us to do a Jerry Orbach episode - you're welcome. 

Would you pink or stink mackerel pasta? Find out on this episode that we did for superfan Andreas Brunvoll.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Hereditary, Robocop, Dumb and Dumber and Valentine’s Day have in common? They’re all mentioned in this episode about Hocus Pocus. Plus Dan Miller returns for his 3rd consecutive Spooktober and Magic Mike phones it in - literally and figuratively.

Spooktober is back and Jerry O'Connell has long hair but wouldn't it be neat if Ali Larter was bald? 

On this week's very special Bastille Day Special we are talking about 1997's Anaconda. We also discuss if Pollard could let a bear murder him for money and peepees. Lots and lots of peepee talk. So what're you waiting for - click Play now and you might even hear Brandon do an impression of Jon Voight. 

Joseph Gordon Levitt stars as an orphan.

Former Wagon Wheel busboy, Steven Seagal, is an ex-special forces cajun chef. Tommy Lee Jones is an ex-CIA blues harmonica player and terrorist. Gary Busey is Miss July, 1989, and Colm Meaney is just happy to be invited. What happens when these titans tango? Go Qball, Go Cueball, Go! Go Qball, Go Cueball, Go!

The third and final chapter of the Home Alone saga takes a dark turn off a cliff in Maine. Elijah Wood wears a kangol hat and David Morse is a stone cold fox. Suck beach, bitch.

Grab a glass of wine lady cause we're talking about Under The Tuscan Sun!

There is a bomb in Centennial Park - you have 30 minutes....to press play on this episode of 5GFA or we will do more Clint Eastwood films. 

On this weeks episode we mostly listen to bad music and skip categories.

Twarnold Twinzenegger and Twinny DeVito play twins. One of them absconded with a German scientist to a remote Pacific island, but remained a virgin, while the other banged a nun. There's lots of twinning around, rules, and a whole lotta chains. You don't try to renegotiate with old beetroot, and you don't try to shoot Kelly Preston in the arm. 1988's Twins. 

Get on your knees and tell me your not excited about this Christmas classic made even more special by the fact that one of us knows the Bird Trainer on the movie. 

John Travoltcember rolls along as he plays a rogue fighter pilot in an all-time great villain performance who hijacks a nuclear weapon and holds the southwest ransom. Did we mention Bob Gunton and Howie Long are in the film? Finally, on a serious note, we apologize in advance if Brandon's lack of respect for park rangers is offensive. 

The movie is sometimes confused with the 1980 film Hog Wild, despite having significantly different plots and themes, though both movies do feature motorcycles.

Midgets, pickaxes and the dying coal industry. Spooky.

Road Head + Dead Gypsy = Thin Curse & Brandon Osorio classic. 

Spooktober is back! And what's spookier than some high school students getting brainwashed so that they are smart instead of being cool and doing drugs. Well lots of things but at least this movie has an albino in it. 

USA! USA! USA!

Stay cool, bird boys. This week we're doing 1997's Batman and Robin. Take a listen, inhale those pheromones, and don't cancel the pizzas. 

Sex, drugs and insurance. Nobody likes Ed Helms but John C. Reilly is a cool guy.

Meryl Streep has been nominated for an Oscar 21 times - her performance in "The River Wild" is not one of them. The good news is that Kevin Bacon and John C. Reily are in this movie and who doesn't love them?

Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.

Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.

Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.

Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019. 

Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.