69th Contact

In a galaxy overflowing with sentient beings, meet Elliot, the last flicker of hope, or perhaps just the universe’s cruelest joke. Trapped in an office that mistakes world domination for a promotion path, he’s armed with a device that defies logic, ethics, and basic judgment.Watch as Elliot makes a break for it, propelled by desperation and a healthy dose of absurdity. Is he escaping to freedom or just diving headfirst into another existential crisis? Who knows! With each twist, we plunge deeper into the chaotic hilarity of the human experience.Join us for a wildly unhinged adventure where sanity is optional, and laughter is the only escape route. Will Elliot find liberation, or will he spiral into a black hole of paperwork? Tune in and embrace the delightful madness of it all!

Welcome to 69th Contact, the official, ongoing documentation of intelligent life's first encounter with the extraterrestrials known as human beings.It is, by most measurable standards, going badly.​ Very badly.Presented as a weekly serial, this podcast documents the unfolding consequences of that interaction, decisions made under pressure, communications misunderstood, and the steady realization that humanity may not have been adequately prepared for its most important moment.Each episode provides further evidence.