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Episodes

1. 16

   EP. 16: "She's a 74 year old woman with health problems, so he's like 'FINISH HER!'"

   In this episode: Morimoto - NYC OneFold - Denver Whitehouse Tavern - Aspen

   Apr 29, 2018
2. 15

   EP. 15: "It comes with scarlet fever, but LOW MILES!"

   In this episode we discuss everything from the feeling of Friends trivia victory to the number of bodies in the Hudson River to how the customer is, in fact, not always right. Featured: Shun Lee West - NYC Strange & Co. - Christchurch, NZ Stella 34 - NYC

   Mar 14, 2018
3. 14

   EP. 14: "I'm deaf and my family's dead, so...all is well."

   This week we talk about how tipping the host/hostess could keep you from dangling from a cliff while you eat, a review from America's sweetheart and Yelp Elitist, Jeffrey Dahmer, and how Amanda's shrimp addiction got her and her parents removed from all party invite lists. In this episode: Le...

   Feb 27, 2018
4. 13

   EP. 13: "Every hole gets a tot!"

   This week we cover how working in a restaurant kitchen could turn you into a butch lesbian, the anatomy of the queef, and old, racist women on the Upper East Side. Establishments: MoCo's Founding Farmers - Potomac, MD Wonderland Ocean Pub - San Diego, CA The Vortex - Atlanta, GA

   Feb 21, 2018
5. 12

   EP. 12.5: "No no no...don't stop patting each others' dicks because of me."

   RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: NO CLUE

   Feb 15, 2018
6. 12

   EP. 12: "They're infested with hookers, but they look clean."

   RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: RICK'S CABARET - NYC LE CACHET DAY SPA - NYC TOUS LES JOURS - NYC MAX BRENNER - NYC

   Feb 11, 2018
7. 11

   EP. 11: "That looks like someone gave you butterfly kisses with their butthole."

   RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: The 404 Kitchen - Nashville, TN Loveless Cafe - Nashville, TN Bida Manda - Raleigh, NC

   Feb 4, 2018
8. 10

   EP. 10: "That smells lovely, and watching it come out of you was a treat."

   RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: Joel Robuchon at MGM Grand - Las Vegas, NV Spoon and Stable - Minneapolis, MN Duke's Waikiki - Honolulu, HI

   Jan 21, 2018
9. 9

   EP. 9: "Get out of my fucking restaurant you old bloodfart!"

   RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: THE DUPLEX - NEW YORK, NY YARDBIRD SOUTHERN TABLE & BAR - MIAMI, FL KUSH - MIAMI, FL CRACKERS CASUAL DINING - MIAMI, FL PIG & PICKLE - SCOTTSDALE, AZ MICHAEL'S GENUINE FOOD & DRINK - MIAMI, FL

   Jan 14, 2018
10. 8

    EP 8: "Drunk driving in reverse down the freeway."

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: ANNABEL LEE TAVERN - BALTIMORE, MD THE LATE BLOOMER - CHICAGO, IL STRIP HOUSE - NEW YORK, NY LYFE KITCHEN - CHICAGO, IL

    Jan 7, 2018
11. 7

    EP. 7: "If you think it ain't happening, yeah...no, they're boning dudes."

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: Kokkari Estiatorio - San Francisco, CA The Mule - Oklahoma City, OK Scoma's - San Francisco, CA The Olde Pink House - Savannah, GA

    Jan 3, 2018
12. 6

    EP. 6: "...when I take my pants off I just cool right down."

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: BOND 45 - New York, NY John Brown Smokehouse - Queens, NY Oasis - Austin, TX

    Jan 1, 2018
13. 5

    EP. 5: "I lie to everybody, but, like also...tryna pay those bills."

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: LA Donuts - Anaheim, CA James Hook & Co. - Boston, MA Chuck E. Cheese - Slidell, CA Ostra - Boston, MA French Laundry - Yountville, CA Bar 107 - Los Angeles, CA Mooo - Boston, MA

    Dec 25, 2017
14. 4

    EP. 4: "Do the rest of us a favor; kick her in the clit, please."

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: Clyde Common - Portland, OR El Nuevo Portal - Brooklyn, NY Violet Hour - Chicago, IL The Royal Wolf - Driggs, ID Bourbon & Branch - San Francisco, CA Trump National Golf Club - Rancho Palos Verdes, CA

    Dec 22, 2017
15. 3

    EP. 3: "I'll have the halibut. You know, just for the halibut."

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: Botto Italian Bistro - Richmond, CA Garage Cafe - Birmingham, AL Dauphin's - Mobile, AL

    Dec 18, 2017
16. 2

    EP. 2: "If you don't get a condescending waiter, you're not in New York."

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: 2120 - Seattle, WA (not 2021 as mentioned in the podcast) Blue Hill at Stone Barns - Pocantico Hills, NY Daniel - New York, NY Momofuku Ssam Bar - New York, NY

    Dec 10, 2017
17. 1

    EP. 1: "I'm gonna tip you $200 on this $20 check, but umm...can I stay with you?"

    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: The Dead Rabbit - New York, NY Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - New York, NY The Breakfast Klub - Houston, TX Common Wealth - Philadelphia, PA Front Street Dive - Philadelphia, PA

    Nov 25, 2017