90 Day Fiance Cray Cray

Rash/ Rashit is boat captain; Catie makes out with people sometimes/ every time after 2 shots of tequila; Shea's fiance cleaned his butthole. The blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift

The squirt tarp was revealed as 'used' upon arrival in Madagascar, and has now also been to the continent of Asia. If we include North America, squirt tarp has now seen 4 continents. Let that sink in. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/craycray with code craycray. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elise and Emma grab everyone's boobs without asking; Trish is pregnant but NOT with a squirt tarp baby; Lisa was "bleeding and almost died in the hospital" but provides no details as to how that actually occurred. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Birkan gives Laura an engagement string; Stig breaks off an engagement with Aviva via text; Josh choses parties over Elise. Give your loved ones a unique keepsake you'll all cherish for years—Storyworth Memoirs! Right now, save $10 or more during their Holiday sale when you go to ⁠storyworth.com/craycray⁠.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Baby man Rick loves two women IT'S NOT HIS FAULT; Birkan accepts a groveling Laura; Elise is cold, probably because she doesn't have clothes.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elise takes her boob sling to the zoo; Rick is still texting his ex - yes, the one he was balls deep in in Colombia; Daniel only knows how to use his d*ck. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/craycray with code craycray. Exclusions apply.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lisa and Daniel go back for yet another cleanse/ blessing/ extortion; Forrest and Sheena talk in detail about consummating their relationship; Emma leaves Morocco (finally). Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elise Spirals. Lisa spirals. Emma spirals. Everyone break up, please. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.     Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't give naked massages with massage oil on AirBnB couches. Just don't. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Lisa shit the bed. And also shit on Daniel. Someone call housekeeping. NOTE: Audio is not top notch - Kim is recording from a hotel, and somehow the mic also picked up typing a few notes during the episode. Back to normal next week! Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at ⁠BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY⁠ and use code CRAYCRAY. Exclusions apply.  Visit Marley⁠Spoon.com/⁠offer/CRAYCRAY for up to 25 FREE meals. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elise wants to show us her nipples; Forrest and Sheena get engaged; Lisa and Daniel go to see KING DON SYLVESTER NWEKE. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.   Head to ⁠⁠Marley⁠⁠Spoon.com/⁠⁠offer/CRAYCRAY⁠⁠ for 45% off your first order and free delivery.  Head to ⁠Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY⁠, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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KimBaLee has two sons... and three total kids; Gino does a spin class and women comment on his social media (If this is you, reevaluate your life choices); Sophie continues to be the most awkward hot person ever. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Head to Marley⁠Spoon.com/⁠offer/CRAYCRAY for 45% off your first order and free delivery.    Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's like average size. It's nothing crazy but it's not, like, teeny tiny. It like, it fits in your hand. That's like the best way to describe it. I can deal with it.  Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY. Exclusions apply.  Visit MarleySpoon.com/offer/CRAYCRAY for up to 25 FREE meals. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Birkan is a Gamblin' Man. Sheena might be a pathological liar. Lisa has bubblegum wig. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY Head to MarleySpoon.com/offer/CRAYCRAY for 45% off your first order and free delivery.    Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sheena's family.... is.... fine? But Michael? F**K THAT GUY, amiright? #provideandprotect   Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Head to MarleySpoon.com/offer/CRAYCRAY for 45% off your first order and free delivery. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'M GONNA BREED YA. Go get yer squirt tarp. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.   Head to MarleySpoon.com/offer/CRAYCRAY for 45% off your first order and free delivery. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nookie Nookie, Fondling, and "Summoning the Gods" Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/craycray with code CRAYCRAY. Exclusions apply. Head to MarleySpoon.com/offer/CRAYCRAY for up to 25 FREE meals. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Timestamps: 0:00 - 12:45 - Opening Thoughts 12:45 - 38:50 - EVUHDENS 43:30 - 57:45 - Anna + Jovon 57:45 - 1:09:00 - Laura + Birkan 1:09:00 - 1:23:10 - Lisa + Daniel 1:23:10 - 1:43:50 - Forrest + Sheena 1:43:50 - 1:52:00 - Emma + Ziad The rest - Next Time On + Wrap up ===================================== Thank you for being a Reality Cray Cray subscriber! Questions about your subscription? https://realitycraycray.com/faq Other Links: Facebook Group https://realitycraycray.com/facebook Leave us a review: https://realitycraycray.com/review-us Listen to Our Intro Song Playlist: https://realitycraycray.com/playlist Support our sponsors and save money: https://realitycraycray.com/ad-codes Gift a Subscription: https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mattie from Reality Gays joins me to close out 2025 and break down the year in 90 Day chaos. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHE THREW. THE SHRIMP. AWAY.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why can't he just say, like "I like your boobs, or something SO SMALL!?"; Forrest and Sheena do Jazzercise; Rick meets Trisha and is even MORE jealous than before. Take the guesswork out of your dog's well-being. Go to ollie.com/craycray and use code craycray to get 60% off your first box! Head to Homeaglow.com/CRAYCRAY to get your first 3 hours of cleaning for only $19. Thanks so much to Homeaglow for sponsoring this episode!   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Forrest goes to a porn shop with his mom; Emma's wig is eaten by baby dogs at puppy yoga; Ziad declines to go inside the Marrakesh airport to retrieve his girlfriend, and he won't make out with her ether; Rick tap dances. Give your loved ones a unique keepsake you'll all cherish for years—Storyworth Memoirs! Right now, save $10 or more during their Holiday sale when you go to ⁠storyworth.com/craycray⁠.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Florian is in Connecticut, doing his WOODWORKING. Who talks this much, bro? I'm tired. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Give your loved ones a unique keepsake you'll all cherish for years—Storyworth Memoirs! Right now, save $10 or more during their Holiday sale when you go to ⁠storyworth.com/craycray⁠.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kara licks Darcey's boob (twice). Why? We don't know. Team Gino call what is (allegedly) Matt's phone number but Matt never receives any calls. Back in New York, Kara talks about her friendship with the DJ, and Julia calls her parents to tell them she's having a baby, like, any day now. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Give your loved ones a unique keepsake you'll all cherish for years—Storyworth Memoirs! Right now, save $10 or more during their Holiday sale when you go to storyworth.com/craycray.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to New Jersey — to the very same mansion whose hot tub has been graced by both Big Ed and Angela. Absolutely no real EVUHDENS is brought to the Tell All Stage, but Gino still has the same phone record that he had on the Last Resort Tell All.   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TLC runs out of footage for HEA Episode 18, so we watch Gino eat uncased hotdog meat and Velveta, just before harassing a Men's Warehouse salesman and oversharing about his wife having a baby with another man; Ski Fight House closes out with everyone hating everyone; Jasmine insists on telling Matt's mom the truth. Get 25% off sitewide, plus free shipping and extended returns during Boll & Branch's best sale of the year. Shop now at BollAndBranch.com/craycray with code CRAYCRAY. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY, tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!   Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ski Fight Club looks for Sasquatch; Jasmine has a baby; Julia is pregnant. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt buys a tow truck; Jasmine tells her mother about Gino; Loren and Libby have a teary make-up followed by an immediate falling out a second time. These HEA couples are dropping like flies. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Head to BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY to get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping and returns. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Double feature covering Happily Ever After and The Other Way! Georgi is still hiding money in socks; Jasmine shaves her dog's asshole on the couch; we're drinking FOSTERS again because Thunder Down Under: Tasmania is introduced. HEA: 0 - 30 min TOW: 30 - end This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Julia and Brandon make a FINAL DECISION; Jasmine manages to be offensive to all Romanians within 3 seconds of meeting Matt's friend; Great laments she can't do weird sex stuff because "The walls are very thin…. It's not ideal for the kind of stuff I like". Timestamps (Approx): 0:00 - 31:00 - Happily Ever After 31:00 - End - The Other Way Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem For a limited time get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping and returns, at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY to save up to 20% and unlock free shipping. Exclusions apply. BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Miami Fight House converts into Ski Fight House, where absolutely no skiing will occur; Stacey starts a fight between Darcey and Georgi but no one is sure what it's about; Gino owns a calculator, and he uses it to calculate how much Jasmine has cost to feed and house over the last several years. Head to BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY to get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping and returns. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt wants a boy and wants Jasmine to breastfeed; Jasmine eats sandy beach ribs from a ziplock bag; Darcey and Georgi have a very subdued wedding, I mean, "anniversary party." Head to BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY to get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping and returns. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I DO NOT WANT CHILDREN THAT IS MY FINAL DECISION. I mean... maybe.... we talk about it later BUT NO I DO NOT WANT KIDS THIS IS MY FINAL DECISION but yeah let's talk about it maybe and stuff. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Miami Fight Club ensues at Yara's dog couture party; Jasmine pretends she doesn't want to move to Florida; Guillermo gets zero orgasms. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tigerlily's fertility helper picks up her placenta for the smoothie; Jasmine and Matt take a carriage ride but totally aren't romantically involved; Kara and Guillermo try to force having fun but it's all just sad bachata. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night's sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darcey wears underwear and a giant coat to meet Georgi's parents; Adnan is man and knows everything; Matt is so f*cking short, there's no way he could EVER GET A DATE.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrei shows Libby and CHAAACK his "real estate investment" but then admits his money has been stolen by Russians; Georgi doesn't have time to count how much money he makes; Adnan knows everything, he says, because he is husband. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night's sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrei and Libby consider buying a BANGALOW because Andrei lost the family's life savings in a "silent partnership real estate investment" in MALDOVA. Also Andrei thinks kangaroos are in the "rodent family." Kara sings bachata. Jasmine chases out VEGAS WH*ORE from Gino's family gathering. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night's sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gino questions why Jasmine chooses to live with Matt instead of being unhoused; Adnan eats BBQ; Georgi was genius boy in Bulgaria but then moved to the US to marry a D-list reality star, and now his family will be SO DISAPPOINTED. IT IS MUCH STRESS. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit https://www.ollie.com/craycray today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night's sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adnan gets annoyed with their sub-par suburban Hilton Hotel living conditions; Brandon is incapable of being sexy; Chaaaackkkk is slated to return to use his real estate skills to help Libby and Andrei on their HouseHunters International journey in Moldova.  Get your Alloy prescription today. Visit https://myalloy.com and use code CRAYCRAY today for $20 off your first order! #AgeGracefully Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pregnant Tigerlily massages Adnan's shoulders; Yara decides to side with Libby in an effort to troll Loren; Darcey switches out her eyelashes from ginormous to slightly ginormous. Get the best savings of the season during Boll & Branch's Annual Summer Event! Get 20% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/craycray. Limited time only. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gino licks an ice sculpture; Darcey gets Lock Toe; Andrei didn't like the steak at Loren and Alexei's house. Head to ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollandBranch.com/craycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darcey is still happy and horny, salivating over a turkey leg at a carnival; Miami Fight House ensues as Andrei issues a Moldovan ultimatum; Gino finds a Natalie in VIEGUS. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shekinah and Amani fight; we never get clarity on Rey; Any-Brenda tries to explain why she needs money from Amanil; Mark wears a hoodie because he don't GAF. Get 20% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/craycray. Limited time only. Exclusions apply. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt really just wants to give Amani "that gay lifestyle" she's dreamed about; Shekinah and Amani fight over "wearing green"; Mahdi is apparently 6'4 in real life; Shaun Robinson doesn't ask any questions that give us any clarity about anything. We're doing our best with the sound - Kyle's recording from a 17th century European apartment and I'm in a car surrounded by throw pillows. Head to MyAlloy.com and get $20 off your first order when you use code CRAYCRAY. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Any-Brenda and Amani are fioghtin'; Alliya and Shawn are fioghtin'; Sarper and Shekinah are kinda fioghtin' Everyone else just simply gets married. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/craycray. Exclusions apply. See site for details. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brenda-Any chooses Matt; Shekinah melts down over the "bedding"; Shawn and Alliya have a three-sentence ceremony. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alliya is nearly 2 hours late for her own wedding leaving all her guests to wait in 104 degree heat with no alcohol; Cow Pattie rushes to learn Spanish in 18 hours; Mina learns Clayton isn't going to make it for the wedding. Head to Ollie.com/CRAYCRAY tell them all about your dog, and use code CRAYCRAY to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!  Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joan goes to a strip club and we've got the Yelp reviews; Matt appears shirtless to show us those little baby feet tattoos again (NO); Sarper has some interesting plans for the pre-nush.  Give the "dads" in your life a unique, heartfelt gift you'll all cherish for years—Storyworth! Right now, save $10 during their Father's Day sale when you go to Storyworth.com/CRAYCRAY Go to MeaningfulBeauty.com/CRAYCRAY to receive 25% off and get the Targeted Treatment Duo GIFT SET for FREE.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠.  Other Links: Instagram ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices