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900 Things I Hate
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900 Things I Hate is a podcast that analyses all the small menial things you may hate in life. Each episode, hosts Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory work their way through Wyatt's insane list of all the things he hates. It's wacky, it's fun, and you just might love what we hate.
Episodes
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Episode 65: Mutated Teletubbies
Grab your shopping cart and load it up with chocolate-flavored potatoes to replenish your snack collection. Then, head to the bakery section to pick up some fresh Nerds Ropes, and get some radioactive crayons from the Back To School section. Save some money and sniff some cardboard instead of...
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Episode 64: Hamster Murder Mystery
This episode will make you fall out of your seat. Not because of laughter, just because the springs in your chair are unionizing for better pay. Hide the evidence of smoothie cannibalism before the cops show up to arrest you for selling zebras on the dark web. Grab a mattress and a few friends if...
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Episode 63: Antidepressant Sherbet
Today is the day to finally fill that gaping hole in your life with an old Hereford cow, or maybe 52 of them. Login to baskinrobbins.gov, where you can learn Hibachi table guy knife tricks and hire a psychic to cleanse you of your demonic tan lines. Try your best to survive the Burger King...
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Episode 62: Spider-Man: Homeless
We’re having a fart-warming party and everyone’s invited! We’re gonna eat 3 loaves of Devil’s Fart bread, see who can swallow the most pills without choking to death, and celebrate Arbor Day. Tell us what your favorite cough syrup flavor is, don’t get offended when we mix the ketchup and ranch…
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Episode 61: The Nathan Fillion Civilian Pavilion
Lubricate your hands and “Phillip” your Hydrogen Peroxide flask in celebration of the death of the Audio Quality Demon. It has been slain, so shake the Unidentified Floating Hands, lower your energy crank to lie there like a dead fish, and accept The Full Lick that is this episode. Hosted by…
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Episode 60: Tactical Flip Flops
The Power Haters are here to save you from your hot dog induced 37 minute lifespan degradation and loan you some half chaps. Slide one foot onto a sanding block and the other onto a live castrated cat, shove an entire stalk of celery down your throat during a street performance, take a short car...
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Episode 59: Voldemort's Babysitter
Strap on a BallBra and an Avatar loincloth, and prepare for the most expensive wallpaper you’ve ever smelled. Enter your pizza-inspired information to access your account, and then equip your BoobVision goggles to shield your eyes from projectile thorns. If unmarried, try not to smile while...
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Episode 58: Walking Phoenix
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Episode 57: Ghost Insurance
Prepare to use gunpowder to cauterize your self-inflicted candy wounds, drop kick a demonic doll, and have Goldfish trust issues for the rest of your life. Eat your chunky yogurt very carefully or else a group of flamingos will pop out and murder your family, and learn the truth about Jesus’...
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Episode 56: Harmless Murder
Get ready to commit genocide to save your dog’s life, and after running out of people, you’ll resort to hunting zoo animals on your daughter’s 3rd birthday, but not before becoming magnetically deformed after getting the live Kryptonite vaccine. Buy your bologna sandwich a prom dress or else…
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Episode 55: Tiny Locker Rave
Dive into a world where Padawans soak their hair in a mixture of liquids while Italian gynecologists wax their tattooed scalps under the bridge, and Maybelline is declared the greatest country in the world. Then suddenly, The Sacred Door creaks open, revealing the Podcast God in which we trust....
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Episode 54: Squirrel Harassment
5ft? 10ft? 100ft? What's the distance you will wait to hold the door open for someone? Chivalry is dead in this episode of 900 Things I Hate as we discuss the inconvenience of holding doors open, why country waitresses need to take it down a notch, and why Wyatt is destined to be the first OF...
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Episode 53: Sushi Surveillance
Another tragic incident has struck the 900 Things I Hate crew, leaving Shelby on a path from Smart car assassin to becoming just another California roll. That wont stop us from talking about things Wyatt hates though! In episode 53 we discuss the practicality of two backpacks, how pseudo silk…
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Episode 52: Insect Genocide
Bugs are bugs, insects are insects, all insects are bugs but not all bugs are insects. The more you know! After our heated debate over what bugs are we discuss people with allergies and Daylen's blatant hypocrisy, tell our closest encounters with the dreaded P word that every English teachers…
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Episode 51: Window Pain
Window pain, oranges, diarrhea, what are the limits to Eminem's lyrical madness? According to Wyatt, it needs to stop. In episode 51 of 900 Things I Hate we take a deep dive into the Shakespearean lyrics of Eminem. We discuss the worst possible gifts we could get and determine humans do indeed…
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Episode 50: Strip Club Breakfast
Assassins are intense people, but what kind of cars do they drive? We decide this and many other things in episode 50, the first episode of Season 2! It had to start somewhere, why not at 50. Enjoy our conversation about the use of turn signals, or lack thereof, the pros and cons of eyebrows, and...
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Episode 49: Wildly Sober
We all say things wrong from time to time, but Wyatt can't seem to excape people who expecially say things like winder and exetera. On this episode of 900 Things I Hate we try to discover the practicality of armpit hair and if it actually does it's job, and we debate our favorite chips and answer...
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Episode 48: Reese With Her Spoon
You might be wondering: Who has the best mustache or has Morgan Freeman ever had a mustache? Well you're in luck because you'll find those answers here in Episode 48! We determine whether the battle royale game Fortnite is still cool, long hair can be a nightmare, and we discover Wyatt is a liar...
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Episode 47: The Ebola Flu
Do you want a job where you just workout all day and hopefully get sent on a call? Well becoming a firefighter just might be the job for you, according to Neva. Daylen likes firefighters, but everyone else has strong feelings. We also discuss how the cold is not the flu, don't overexaggerate,...
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Episode 46: Postmortem Cosplay
Come to find out, Wyatt is a mortician and he is very passionate about every body that comes through his freezer doors. What he is not passionate about are apple cores, which have seeds of poison inside them. School principals are not ideal, but at least Daylen had a PrinciPal and got to have…
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Episode 45: Danglin' & Wanglin'
Wyatt hates over exaggeration so much he would literally destroy a restaurant over it. Smiling is also hard business, and for some reason people just forget how to do it when they gets a pitcher for them. We also discuss whether the entire premise of the Bachelor/Bachelorette is centered around...
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Episode 44: Diarrhea Wimpy Kid
British Siri is all knowing when it comes to all things caramel related apparently, but that doesn't stop us from arguing about it. We touch back on Dum-Dums and what our favorite mystery candy and candy of disappointment are and we see just how far Shelby will go to dismiss mold in her foods....
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Episode 43: Thirsted To Death
It's the most common theme throughout the whole list: school sucks, but maybe not as much as suckers. We learn why Wyatt hates eating things on sticks, starting with popsicles, all the way down to the dreaded caramel apple that just leaves everything in a disgusting mess. Hosted by Daylen Turk,...
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Episode 42: Centaur in a Sundress
Unfortunately Neva could not join us for this episode, she died in a horrible ski lift accident while hitting some slopy slopes. Don't fret! You can still hear the rest of us discuss basketball shorts, girls in cookie monster pajamas, how Nat Geo is the only slightly acceptable magazine, and...
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Episode 41: Crisp White Balls
Would you rather be taken to Suplex City while covered in grease or have your ear bitten off by Mike Tyson? Well listen in this week as we discuss the complexities of wrestling, why crisp white balls are the best, Wyatt's ideal vampire movie, and how Slederman is clearly better than Pokemon Go....
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Episode 40: The Low Key
THIS IS NOW MRS. DOUBTFRIES PODCAST. CAPS LOCK IS THE WORST THING EVER AND THERE IS NO ESCAPING IT. WE ALL HAD VERY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF HEALTH CLASS, BUT NO MATTER WHAT, THEY WERE ALL THE WORST. OU PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME AND HAPPY ENDINGS AREN'T FOR EVERYBODY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED MRS....
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Episode 39: Pen Island
Episode 39 is here! With it comes talk of Dr. Spork, a plastic surgeon who uses plastic eating utensils to perform plastic surgery in local parks. Also hear Wyatt talk ALL. THE. TIME, explain why he is so afraid of rope snapping under his weight, Why Neva only needs $20 to cover her car in the...
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Episode 38: KoolKaine
Do you chew with your mouth open? If so, Wyatt probably hates you. It also turns out the color yellow will drive you insane, but not as insane as our new exciting product KoolKaine! Listen in this week to hear all about our all new flavored powder. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva…
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Episode 37: The Best Booty of All Time
Queen bee, Yonce, All of the Single ladies... that's right, we're talking Beyoncé today. We also figure out Shelby's ideal man is basically a 65-year-old NFL Lineman, Chemistry explains nothing to Wyatt, and Messy food is what bring us all together on the day of thanks. Hosted by Daylen Turk,...
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Episode 36: Pyramid Scheme Fundraiser
How much would you have to be paid to eat a live cockroach? Listen in this week as we discuss why phones need to be protected, why teachers are apparently dictators, and the numerous fundraising schemes that Wyatt has taken part in. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt...
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Episode 35: Space Hospice
it may sound like this week's episode was recorded in a tin can, but don't be mistaken, it was our living room! Hear Wyatt's horror stories about the hellscapes that are parking lots, how dentists are the best people to converse with, and figure out why we care more about orcas than PETA does....
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Episode 34: Wet Cake
A question that has divided the nation, even the world perhaps: Is water wet? According to our scientific study, who knows! The crew also talks battery life and how Android is superior, how Neva became a NASCAR driver, Wyatt's Ideal gym, and "Gas." Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva…
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Episode 33: Regulation Cheetos
Neva is back! And we talk about her favorite snack. Flamin' Hot Cheetos, can't go without singing about burritos (enough rhyming). Listen in as we discuss how we deal with solicitors, and the train wreck that is the trifecta of Subway, Jimmy Johns and Papa Johns. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby…
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Episode 32: The Starch Trials
Have you ever asked yourself: what are fruits, vegetables, or starches? What's the difference between the three? You're not alone. Listen in this week as we discuss the differences and how none of us, definitely not Shelby, know what they are. Bugs are awful, political ads need to be created by...
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Episode 31: The Gamma Wave
Do you carry a knife, everywhere? If you do, it's pretty much guaranteed Wyatt hates you. Listen in to hear about our studying habits, why "mornin" isn't a sufficient greeting, and how YOLO is best used early in the morning. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, and Wyatt Gregory
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Episode 30: Birds Aren't Real
discusses which birds they would have as pets, who has the best sarcasm, learn who Neenie really is, and decide whether birds are real or not. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.
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Episode 29: Fight to the Death
Minecraft or Sims, a debate that plagues Millennials and Gen-Z's alike.Listen in this week as we discuss our worst criticisms and how we are perfect in every way, and our favorite senior quotes. Also Human Centipede is absolutely insane. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt...
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Episode 28: Stick Sounds
This is the debut of our first all stick orchestra album "Stick Sounds." Listen in as we discuss people and there misuse of the english language, how Daylen accidently got high in Chemistry, and all the different variations of soft drinks. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and…
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Episode 27: Denim Day
Hello all and welcome to this week of 900 Things I Hate. Take a walk down the path as we divulge ourselves in the ways of spirit week, why not all crust is good crust, the nice little bread surprise at the end of a pizza slice and our old enemy Spam. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva...
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Episode 26: Square Hot Dogs
Listen in to this trifecta episode as Daylen, Wyatt, and Neva discuss the complexities of lemonade, why people are really nerds, and why only survivalists should only be allowed to wear fur. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Wyatt Gregory, and Neva Gregory.
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Episode 25: Explosive Mosquitos
cheese! The easy kind that is. Listen in this week as we discuss spray cheese, the worst spots to get bit by mosquitos, the adventures of Jake Gyllenhaal as Bubble boy, and why orange peels are Wyatt from getting his vitamin-C. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.
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Episode 24: Bologna Darts
Helloooo everyboy, Listen in this week as we discuss the Olympic sport of Bologna Darts, which road trip snacks are truly the best, and the worlds greatest smart car. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, Wyatt Gregory.
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Episode 23: Kale University (ft. Jenna)
Hello and welcome back to another episode! Sorry for the delay. This week the crew finds out about Wildcats and their many varieties, discuss what their school's vegetable mascot would be, ferrets, and what's really inside owl pellets. Also, what's the difference between cran and crown? Hosted by...
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Episode 22: Moving Sidewalks
APPPPY BIRSDAY EPISODE! Listen in to this special episode of 900 Things I Hate as we record in person for Wyatt's birthday. This week we discuss the invisible clothing that is camo, slow walkers, play The Price is Right pencil sharpener edition, and our good friend Alex Jones. Hosted by Daylen...
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Episode 21: Cow-Destroying Apocalypse
Socks! So many socks. This week the team discusses fishing and "fishes," frank and beans, our apparent weird feet, and why large phones are practically tablets. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.
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Episode 20: Glamping
camping or glamping? you decide! Listen in this week as we discuss the worst states, give a wildlife biology lesson on the beasts of the plains, and sleeping bags. Just sleeping bags. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.
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Episode 19: We're Back (for reals)
Hey Y'all, we're back and we're ready to party. After an extended hiatus the gang is back to discuss cold classrooms, people who don't like movies, weird sandwiches, sea crustaceans. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Neva Gregory, Wyatt Gregory, and Shelby Turk.
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Episode 18: Prettiest Eyes Badge
WE're Back from the future! I think. This episode was recorded back in September 2019 when we took our hiatus (I just never got around to releasing it.). Listen in to hear why we've been gone, what badges we want to earn and how you can be stabbed from 10 feet away. Plus we have a special guest...
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Episode 17: Ain't Easy Bein Yeezy
900 hings I hate, Here we are! It's been a minute and another minute after that but episodes will be coming out again regularly soon. Episode 17 & 18 were recorded prior to our hiatus but episode 18 will explain everything. In the meantime, we hope you enjoy! Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk,...
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Episode 16: Coy Pond
Another guest on 900 Things I Hate! After a little bit of a break due to some personal goings on we are back with a new episode starring a special guest, Coy! Listen in this week as we quiz one-another on our DC and Marvel knowledge, listen to Shelby and Neva cuss, and find out what we can't...
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900 Things I Hate is a podcast that analyses all the small menial things you may hate in life. Each episode, hosts Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory work their way through Wyatt's insane list of all the things he hates. It's wacky, it's fun, and you just might love what we hate.
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900 Things I Hate is a podcast that analyses all the small menial things you may hate in life. Each episode, hosts Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory work their way through Wyatt's insane list of all the things he hates. It's wacky, it's fun, and you just might love what we...
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