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A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

Join Joe Ford as he waltzes all around the world (via whatever means the internet allows) and undertakes Doctor Who commentaries with a wide range of wonderful contributors. Fans, podcasters, online reviewers, writers, actors...the USP of this podcast is it's variety of guests and the fact that they all bring their own unique perspective to the podcast. The guest chooses the story, be it one they love, hate or are completely indifferent, and amongst the gossip is trivia, critique and personal experience.

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  1. 1000

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Paul Arthur Tops Doctor Who Covers!

    Humble (but superb) artist (he'll argue that but check out his Insta page Pauls Doodles) provides a wonderful list of Doctor Who covers to celebrate!

  2. 999

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Green Death (2/6)

    The disgusting fruits of the mine are making their move...and the Doctor and Jo are trapped in their path! Oh Blodwyn!

  3. 998

    Tops & Bottoms - Anthony Carroll Tops the Classic Series

    Too Broad and Too Deep's Anthony Carroll spends a glorious evening with me extolling the virtue of his ten - hugely uplifting - favourite classic stories!

  4. 997

    Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Green Death (1/6)

    We're heading to the valleys with the Wholeweal community...but something nasty and fetid and green is bubbling up from Global Chemicals...

  5. 996

    Talks to Jon & Eddie Arnold about their choice of Hell Bent (2/2)

    If you thought Joe was angry during The Robot Revolution...fortunately Jon is there to temper with praise whilst Eddie is the one who isn't sure this time...

  6. 995

    Talks to Jon & Eddie Arnold about their choice of Heaven Sent (1/2)

    Jon loves Heaven Sent, Eddie hates Heaven Sent and Joe is somewhere in the middle! Can they find common ground discussing this celebrated episode?

  7. 994

    Talks to Ioan Morris about his choice of The Sontaran Experiment (2/2)

    Sarah Jane is being tortured, the Doctor is indulging in hand to hand combat and Styre is deflating - it's all going on in episode two!

  8. 993

    Tops & Bottoms Threes - Joumana Tops & Bottoms Companions & Doctors

    Buckle up! Back by popular demand is Joumana Medlej who delivers her top three and bottom three Doctors & Companions!

  9. 992

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Eddie Arnold Tops the Classic Series

    The delight when an 18 year old Doctor Who fan selects his ten favourite classic stories and they are truly surprising...

  10. 991

    Talks to Joumana Medlej about her choice of The Invasion of Time (2/6)

    The funniest opening to an episode of Hamster ever? The political machinations are flying, the Doctor is behaving very strangely and Leela is desperate...

  11. 990

    Tops & Bottom Tens - Dom Carter Tops the Classic Series

    Journalist and all round top bloke Dom Carter steps into Hamster to deliver his top ten classic Doctor Who stories...

  12. 989

    Talks to Joumana Medlej about her choice of The Invasion of Time (1/6)

    To Gallifrey we go to discuss politics, fashion, design, awesome characters and BIG ideas...

  13. 988

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Toby Hadoke Bottoms the Classic Series

    The most difficult task ahead; Toby Hadoke - the man who loves Doctor Who more than anyone I know - details his ten least favourite Classic Doctor Who stories...

  14. 987

    Talks to Ioan Morris about his choice of The Sontaran Experiment (1/2)

    A celebration of a little mentioned but highly atmospheric story. Why is the premise here as Doctor Who as it gets? Who is the creature in the rocks?

  15. 986

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Toby Hadoke Tops the Classic Series

    Comedian, actor, presenter, podcaster extraordinaire Toby Hadoke delivers his ten favourite classic Doctor Who stories...

  16. 985

    Talks to Tom Neenan about his choice of Death to the Daleks (4/4)

    We've gone from a terrifying opening episode to playing hopscotch with alien marmosets. And we're not complaining! Why does this story have the best last scene ever?

  17. 984

    Talks to Tom Neenan about his choice of Death to the Daleks (3/4)

    We're heading into the City of the Exillons, the Root is on the move and setting everybody on fire, and Sarah Jane has made some shining friends...

  18. 983

    Talks to Tom Neenan about his choice of Death to the Daleks (2/4)

    The power is down, the executions have been begun, deals are being made, and wind effects are screaming!

  19. 982

    Talks to Tom Neenan about his choice of Death to the Daleks (1/4)

    It's the sneaky Dalek story that emerges at the end of the Pertwee era that Tom and I both happen to love. Especially episode one...

  20. 981

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of The Caves of Androzani (4/4)

    It feels different this time... Luke and I reach the end of this incredible, dramatic, violent, surprising, emotional story...only to greet somebody quite magnificent!

  21. 980

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of The Caves of Androzani (3/4)

    Things are truly hotting up now; plots are bubbling over, resentments are raging, corpses are flying. We're not going to let you stop us now!

  22. 979

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - David GP Bottoms the Classic Series

    David gets out the custard pie gun to rain dairy goods all over his least favourite classic Doctor Who stories...

  23. 978

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of The Caves of Androzani (2/4)

    The big question is asked...if this story is doing all the things that we don't like in the other stories surrounding it...why is it okay here?

  24. 977

    Talks to Luke Sims-Jenkins about his choice of The Caves of Androzani (1/4)

    One of the most popular Doctor Who stories of all time...and one of the most problematic?

  25. 976

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - David GP Tops the Classic Series

    No It's Not Doctor Who's David GP waves his magic wand to elevate his ten favourite classic Doctor Who stories...

  26. 975

    Talks to the glorious Paul Arthur about his choice of The Chase (6/6)

    It's time to say goodbye to Ian and Barbara and we're not ready...fortunately we get to meet Steven and see a great punch up between the Daleks and Mechanoids along the way...

  27. 974

    Strictly Come Hamster - Second Doctor Special (featuring James, Frazer, Gareth & Eddie)

    A huge love in for the Second Doctor era and a fight over the best and worst stories to crown one story a winner! Incredible accents, new box sets, crazy quotes and mad opinions guaranteed!

  28. 973

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Lee McMenemy

    The Polis Box's razor sharp and charming Lee McMenemy takes a chainsaw to ten popular stories that he doesn't enjoy...

  29. 972

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of The Chase (5/6)

    We reach the planet Mechanus and Daleks have finally caught up with us...and sent their murderous duplicate Doctor Who after us!

  30. 971

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Lee McMenemy Tops the Classic Series

    The delightful Lee McMenemy from the Polis Box knocks out his top ten 'underrated but I love them' classic stories...

  31. 970

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of The Chase (4/6)

    Dare you face down the things that go bumpity bumpity in the night as we encounter all the fears of the human mind...versus the Daleks!

  32. 969

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Jon Arnold Bottoms the Classic Series

    Jon Arnold; smart cookie, raconteur and all round great guy details his ten least favourite classic Doctor Who stories...

  33. 968

    Talks to Paul Arthu about his choice of The Chase (3/6)

    Laugh as the travellers come face to face with the great horror Morton Dill on the Empire State Building! Gasp as you learn just what did happen on the Marie Celeste!

  34. 967

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Jon Arnold Tops the Classic Series

    Jon Arnold of this here book club hands out roses to his top ten favourite classic Doctor Who stories...

  35. 966

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of The Chase (2/6)

    Time to face the deadly Mire Beasts, meet the fey (and useless) Aridians, and see what happens when you defeat the Daleks and start a jumble sale!

  36. 965

    Justin Richards - Thank you for the stories

    Hamster pays tribute to and celebrates the incredible career of Justin Richards, and discuss his books and his time as editor.

  37. 964

    Talks to Paul Arthur about his choice of The Chase (1/6)

    'I am a useless person!' Let's all gather around the Time/Space Visualiser for some awesome universal televisual highlights...

  38. 963

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - James Lark Bottoms the New Series

    James has some very potent and personal things to say about the new series in this episode, beautifully considered.

  39. 962

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - James Lark Tops the New Series

    Marvel as James selects and champions his ten favourite new series episodes...

  40. 961

    Talks to Tom Neenan about his choice of Silver Nemesis (3/3)

    An exciting new sketch for our showreel - Peinforte and Mrs Remmington! Does this all come together coherently? No. Is it delirious fun? Absolutely yes.

  41. 960

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - James Lark Bottoms the Classic Series

    James Lark gets out his catapult and smacks ten classic series stories in the probic vent...

  42. 959

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - James Lark Tops the New Series

    James Lark - teacher, composer, all round sparkling wit - delivers his ten favourite Classic Series stories...

  43. 958

    Talks to Tom Neenan about his choice of Silver Nemesis (2/3)

    We ride to destiny, lie down to jazz, walk the fields, and discover shrouded battlefleets! Tom & I continue our delightful yomp through Silver Nemesis...

  44. 957

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Mark Donaldson Bottoms the New Series

    Ever wanted to hear an erudite Scotsman lose his shit talking about the new series? Wait for number two...

  45. 956

    Talks to the incandescent Tom Neenan about his choice of Silver Nemesis (1/3)

    Comedian, bon vivant and all round lovely person Tom Neenan joins me to extol the virtues of a long winded game of bows and arrows...

  46. 955

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Mark D Tops the New Series

    On the Timelash's Mark D gives a big Scottish hug to his ten favourite new series episodes...

  47. 954

    Tops & Bottoms - Mark Donaldson Bottoms the Classic Series

    Prepare for some serious Scottish ire as On the Timelash's Mark Donaldson spits fire on the worst ten classic series stories until there is nothing left...

  48. 953

    Talks to Ioan Morris about his choice of The Mutants (6/6)

    Slap on the KY, its time for the grand finale! Time to see the wretched Marshall get his comeuppance! This viewing of The Mutants has been a revelation for me. Thank you, Ioan.

  49. 952

    Talks to Ioan Morris about his choice of The Mutants (5/6)

    We're back on Skybase for the lead up of the grand finale and its all action and suspense as Jo & her gang attempt to wrestle control from the Marshall!

  50. 951

    Tops & Bottoms Tens - Mark Donaldson Tops the Classic Series

    On the Timelash's Mark Donaldson is firing hearts out at his top ten classic Doctor Who stories...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join Joe Ford as he waltzes all around the world (via whatever means the internet allows) and undertakes Doctor Who commentaries with a wide range of wonderful contributors. Fans, podcasters, online reviewers, writers, actors...the USP of this podcast is it's variety of guests and the fact that they all bring their own unique perspective to the podcast. The guest chooses the story, be it one they love, hate or are completely indifferent, and amongst the gossip is trivia, critique and personal experience.

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Join Joe Ford as he waltzes all around the world (via whatever means the internet allows) and undertakes Doctor Who commentaries with a wide range of wonderful contributors. Fans, podcasters, online reviewers, writers, actors...the USP of this podcast is it's variety of guests and the fact that...

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