A Kiki Catchup

DAMNIT KYLE, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. We woke up pissed off today so decided to work through our feelings here on the pod.  The recent photos of Amanda and Kyle out giggling together have sent us into a rage spiral. Let us know in the comments if you have also reached the end of your patience with Summer House.  All crash outs are welcome.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

GOD BLESS AMERICA. We are catching up this week on all the things that have humbled us since coming down off our Milano high. Gen Z Expert, Katie P, joins us in the studio for some shocking stories and Summer House updates. The ladies have never felt more patriotic than after hearing some disturbing discoveries Jackie has made about the Polish healthcare system.If you want to hear the rest of our Summer House deep dive, stay tuned for a special episode!Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

FULL OF CHEESE, NOT FULL OF REGRETS. We are back with more crazy stories from our epic meetup in Milano. From lasagna spa's to problematic taxi drivers to street brawls over cheese & pizza socks, part two leaves no cobblestone unturned. We hate to say Ciao to beautiful Italy, but hate even more to say hello to our credit card bills.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

WOW BETHENNY WOW. We are breaking down the absolute cinema that is part one of the Summer House Reunion. A master class from insult ninja, Ciara Miller and an activated Mother Hubbard. Loved seeing Carl & Mia effortlessly step it up to defend while newbie Bailey absolutely slaughter Ben from down undah. Amanda was zooted into another dimension while West tried to continuously joke-matize his way out of the sh*tstorm he created. PUT PART 2 INTO OUR VEINS IMMEDIATELTY.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. Mallory and Jackie have finally made it out of the Zoom chat and onto the same recording couch in Milano! From aggressive vintage shopping, meatball smuggling, adopted Nona's, questionable fashion choices, and celebrity sightings - we've taken Italy by storm. There are so many crazy stories to tell that we couldn't fit them all into one episode, so check back for part two of our Milan recap.With overfilled bellies and empty bank accounts, we bid you a "that's amore" until next time!Ciao Ciao xxSend us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. Our weekly OG catchup goes completely off the rails this week, becoming our funniest {and most f*cked up} episode yet. From celebrating podcast milestones to categorizing cremation consistencies, we really have mastered finding humor in all the highs and the lows. Mallory brings the vibes with another 90's Country banger, while Jackie gets taken to the red table for her emotional {hair} cutting. Our long anticipated Italian reunion is next week and we can't wait to record our first episode TOGETHER. Stay tuned for that and enjoy this weird and wacky little nugget.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

A SECOND {& third} LEAKED AUDIO HAS HIT THE BRAVOSPHERE. We are back again in the Newsroom, this time breaking down the latest TWO additional Summer House leaked audios! We also discuss the future of the rumored Summer House “Ozarks” spinoff, Lindsey Hubbard’s epic WWHL appearance, the downfall of “The Valley” plus the apparent addition of Dr. Dre?! Leave your takes on all the mess happening in the Bravo world in the comments, we want to hear from you!Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT. The feelings are flowing on this OG catchup! We tackle hot topics such as Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry's offensive Coachella appearance, Millennial ownership rights to Al Gore's Internet and the Summer House leaked audio who-done-it.  Mallory dusts off an oldie, but a goodie, from the 90's Country Music vault while Jackie dusts off her tinfoil hat for some questionable conspiracy theories. Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and fire up that dial up, as we kick it old school. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

SOMEBODY GETTIN’ FIRED FOR THIS. We are running to the Newsroom to breakdown the LEAKED audio from yesterday's filming of Bravo's highly anticipated Summer House Reunion. The Summer House Avengers unite to defend Ciara Miller while Amanda Batula and West Wilson solidify themselves a reality TV scum. Pack your prison wallets and join us for the real leaked audio and our real unfiltered opinions. What are you making of all of this ?! We want to know in the comments!! #womensupportingwomenSend us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

OH NAURRRRRRRR. We just can’t quit you Summer House. Andy Cohen has given us no choice but to recap Episode 11 Season 10 of Summer House because it was that insane. {Even if you don’t watch don’t worry, we’ve got you covered} The daily “Scamanda” drama rests for no one and we are here to break it all down along with real life updates and other Reality TV hot goss.Did Kyle Cooke hire Meghan King Edmonds as a private detective? Is late night Taco Bell ever a bad decision? Will we find our missing fathers?The answers to all these questions and more on today’s episode.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

SHE'S A LAAAAAADY. We are back from our Easter Break hiatus and ready to catchup on all things!  While Jackie has reached new found fame in Poland, Mallory has reached new parenting lows in Del Ray. From x-rated roadside attractions to apocalyptic beach fish, our holiday's were anything but boring.Reality TV drama waits for no one so we wrap things up with a breakdown the latest updates in the Summer House and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So welcome new listeners, and howdy OG's, we hope this episodes got something for everybody :)Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

WE NEED ANDY AND A CAMERA. Jackie and Mallory have turned on the lights in the Kiki Newsroom to breakdown the official Instagram "situationship" statement from Bravo's Summer House stars, Amanda Batula and West Wilson. With a drop this hot we needed added insight from our resident Gen Z expert, and field correspondant, Katie P.  All opinions are our own and completely unhinged.  Nobody is safe from catching strays. With "Scamanda" updates continuing to break while we record, this episode is a wild ride. You don't need to watch Summer House to appreciate this piping tea. We would love to hear your takes on this developing story over on our Instagram @akikicatchup!#TeamCiara4LyfeSend us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE. It wouldn't feel right to finish off our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4 recap without friend of the show, and voice of the Midwest, Kathryn! In this episode we breakdown the current Chase & Jessi scandal rocking MomTok, the Mormon manosphere, Layla trying to become America's Next Top Model, the downfall of Taylor Frankie Paul and what the future could possibly hold for The Bachelorette and SLOMW. So grab your favorite dirty soda and join us for our unhinged reality tv takes and hilarious side quests {any Shen Yun fans in the house??} as we wrap up this season's dramatic journey.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS. We are back in the news room to breakdown all the unfolding Secret Lives of Mormon Wives drama! We deep dive potential SLOMW Spin-offs, big MomTok moves and Jessi Draper’s shocking tell-all on Call Her Daddy including revelations of her messy divorce from Jordan Ngatikaura.Mallory and Jackie, signing off....for now. Catch you on the next Kiki 💋{apologies for Jackie’s whack audio on this ep 😬}Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

STOP TRYING TO MAKE DADTOK HAPPEN. Mallory and Jackie break down the many dramatic {and sometimes dark} moments on this season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. With so much happening on this show we have broken our recap into two parts! In this episode we discuss the DadTok attempted takeover, Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelorette, toxic cycles, Vanderpump ViHarry Jowsey fighting for his life and the perplexities of Utah fashions. Grab your favorite dirty soda, find your pitch and join us for a deep dive breakdown.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

EMERGENCY KIKI. We are hopping on the mics to breakdown the latest scandals currently hitting the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives world. From this season of The Bachelorette being axed to the disturbing new allegations against Taylor Frankie Paul, we have a LOT to say. "SLOMW" divorces are dropping left and right so grab your preferred fridge cigarette and lets talk it out. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

O H.... I O! We know we said we weren't going to recap this season of Love Is Blind but this reunion was FIRE. It only took ten seasons for Nick "obviously" Lachey to finally get turnt up so we just had to hop on the mics! We leave no conspiracy theory unturned and no cast member unscathed. Grab your golden goblets, and join us for a fun and feisty trip to the pods.Do you have a LIB hot take that we missed? Leave it in the comments!Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

TIME TO MOVE ON DELTA DAWN. The ladies finally have a proper catchup after many weeks in The Traitors Castle. Mallory is making big moves and giving controversial packing tips. Jackie reveals an embarrassing phase in her past that leaves us both in tears.  We dive into the latest conspiracies, Love Is Blind, and what is giving us life in these trying times. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

THE JOURNEY WAS THE DESTINATION.  We finally made it to the end of this epic season of The Traitors. This finale recap episode is packed with hairy surprises, minor meltdowns and {many} unpopular opinions. Mallory and Jackie share their dream cast for next season and also catchup on America's Next Top Model & Love Is Blind. So put on your tinkin' caps, and join the ladies as they talk all things reality TV.Stay faithful, traitors.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

THESE HO'S AIN'T LOYAL. The ladies are hopping on the pod for an unplanned, emergency Traitors recap to breakdown all that went wrong this week. From bad breakfast outfits to bad gameplay to bad girl behavior, the gals try to figure out how to save this sinking ship. So grab your seat on the CarousHELL and join us for today's feisty recap of episode 10. Stay faithful, traitors. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN. It's Traitor Thursday! This week we pour one out for the end of a legend, and pour one in {our cups} for the beginning of a new {questionable} duo. Be the first to grab your smoked  salmon and join the ladies as they recap the highs and lows of episodes 8 & 9.Stay faithful, traitors.#traitorthursdaySend us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

HERE'S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY, DON'T LET ME DOWN. The ladies are tapping back into the sounds and tastes of their cultures this week in a little North v South hometown duel. Jackie sets her intentions for her double life as an upcoming Polish Tennis star while Mallory sets the record straight on her childcare choices. The topic of Valentine's Day sends the gals into an absolute spiral. So shed your “Year of the Snake” skin and hop on that Fire Horse, this one’s a bumpy ride.Happy 20th Episode Keeks! #wediditJoeSend us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

A VOICE FOR THE VOICELESS.  The gals are feeling extra youthful after a fun & feisty kiki with new friend of the show, and Gen Z correspondent, Katie P. While Mallory and Jackie daydream about wild nights out at the clurb, Katie enlightens the ladies to the current reality of the twenty-somethings. Its a generational battle of Wellness vs Keg Stands, Sneakers vs Stilettos and Hailey vs Selena {& Lupus}. So grab yourself a fridge cig {or real cig} and let us know what Gen Z hot takes we should get next! {insert crying laughing emoji, suck it Katie}Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

JAM JAM IS TOAST TOAST. It's Traitor Tuesday! From the terror of maggots and ghouls to Colton's fashion choices, this weeks recap left the ladies screaming {literally}. Grab your sliced turkey {#slicedbyStephen} and join the gals as they recap the horror and betrayal of episodes 6 & 7.Stay faithful, traitors.#traitorthursday Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE. In today’s episode, these hot mamas are living their best Millennial lives. Harkening back to the days of #dolphincore, compilation CD contact highs and Lisa Frank realness. Jackie branches into a very questionable, international business venture while Mallory hunts for a {platonic} sugar mama. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

TARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. It's Traitor Tuesday ya'll! From major twists to major betrayals, this weeks double episode has left the ladies well fed. Grab your giant bowl of spaghetti and join the gals as they recap the twist and turns of episodes 4 & 5. Stay faithful, traitors.#traitorthursdaySend us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

WE ARE CHOOSING JOY. The online psychic’s predictions are finally heeeeeeeeere {and spoiler alert, things aren't going great!} Grab your roller skates, spicy books, smudge sticks and join the ladies while they breakdown the future, and break out the jokes, on this weeks wild episode. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

OH MY GOD IS THAT STEPHENNNNN??? The Traitors is back for Season 4 and the ladies couldn't be more excited to welcome Alan Cummings and his new gang of misfits back onto their TV's {and into their hearts}. Get out of that conga line, grab your hard boiled eggs and join the ladies as they recap the premiere episodes. Stay faithful, traitors.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. It's the holiday season! {well it was when this episode was recorded}. The ladies are barely hanging on by a tinsel thread as Christmas approaches at a snails pace. Mallory brings the ladies to the Red Table over some pressing issues, while Jackie accidentally spills some hot, British tea on the Ball dance floor.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT. The ladies have clawed their way out of the black hole of Christmas break to lay down their predictions for 2026. Mallory debates changing career paths for a new life in film, while Jackie starts brushing off her old dusty Blockbuster resume. The aliens and Bigfoot join forces to help Patrick Swayze save the world, or something like that. Rub your crystals and a pour your champagne for an unhinged kick-off to the new year. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

THIS ONES FOR THE PEOPLE. There’s no topic off limits this week as the ladies bravely take on Billionaires, Santa Clause and the color wheel. Mallory steps back into her child-free era for a whirlwind weekend while Jackie steps into her handsome woman era as she is betrayed by her Google Translate. Slip on your poop-brown leggings, grab a Texas sized margarita and join us as we gear up {and melt down} for the holidays!Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

THIS ONE’S FOR THE GIRLS. The Millennial mamas are feeling their age this week as they go off about…. everything! No celebrity, beauty brand or rodent is off limits. Mallory continues to invest in her children’s inheritance of workout leggings while Jackie stabs her in the back with a GLP-1 pen. Tap into your third eye and grab your favorite d*ck chips for the breaking news at the end of this episode!Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

GREMLIN, INBRED, GREMLIN, INBRED! Grab your fruity pebbles, pour those dirty sodas and join the ladies as they recap Season 3 of Hulu’s mega hit, “Secret Lives of Mormon Wives”. Friend of the pod, Kathryn, hops in the third seat of our triple stack stroller to help breakdown the Momtok drama. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

GOBBLE GOBBLE. It’s our first annual Thanksgiving Special! Pull up a chair while the ladies share their favorite Turkey {and Tofurkey} tales. Jackie does some soul searching down the aisles of Castorama while Mallory reveals her dirty little McSecret.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

THINGS ARE HEATING UP. The ladies are feeling extra feisty this week as they duke out another long standing feud. Mallory reunites with an old love in Intercourse, Pennsylvania while Jackie is willing to risk anything {and anyone} to white girl dance the night away.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YA’LL. The ladies are strung out on DayQuil and hope this week as they breakdown Bravo trailers, Butterfingers and Bloomin’ Onions. Mallory confesses to her scandalous past as a one time dog napper while Jackie gets involved in a secret Polish underground network. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

TAKING IT TO THE STREETS. A civil war breaks out this week over whose donut reigns supreme. The ladies are kissing the ground after surviving all things Halloween. Mallory gets initiated into her local coven while Jackie puts on her tin foil hat.Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

CALLING ALL SIZE QUEENS. The gals breakdown this Village People coded season of Love is Blind in a special bonus episode. Grab your waffles!Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

IT’S FEELINGS WEEK. Grab your favorite Hamburger Helper and join the ladies as they navigate parental pitfalls, crippling anxiety and children’s birthday parties. Mallory casts Hugh Grant in her next big motion picture and Jackie fights for her life after Polish chimichangas. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

WE’RE BAAAAACK. This week, the ladies take on hot topic issues such as Candy Corn, scented candles and Gay Sex Cults. Skims latest drop sends Mallory into a rage spiral, while Jackie leans on the good Aliens for support. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀

IT’S ALL HAPPENING. In the premiere episode of “A Kiki Catchup”, Jackie drags Mallory into getting doxxed by an online psychic. Mallory prepares to turn the clocks back twenty years while Jackie has a run in with the Polish police. The apparent resurgence of Chris Brown sends the ladies into a tizzy. Send us Fan MailSupport the showIf you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the good word :)follow us over on Instagram @akikicatchup 👀