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A New Low

The Vaguely Serious Podcast.

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  1. 290

    Ep. 300: Buying Life Insurance on the Show's Deathbed

    Joe sells us Life Insurance after we eat too many beef sticks.

  2. 289

    Ep. 299: Madonna's World Cup Pitt Tickets

    We get off Social Media and only listen to Madonna on Rumble

  3. 288

    Ep. 298: America Deserved 250

    We give up Movies and Celebrate the 4th at Hogwarts

  4. 287

    Ep. 297: CPAP Giving Big Deck Energy

    We get caught sleeping on the deck.

  5. 286

    Ep. 296: Cesar Che Millan Let the Dogs Out

    We become 3 Masters of the Dog Universe

  6. 285

    Ep. 295: Bars Gold, Wolves Rise, Knicks in 5

    We Paint New York with Gold Jackpots

  7. 284

    Ep. 294: Grogu's Drive-Thru Knife Truck

    Scott continues NY talk, Joe buys furniture and Greg's season slides down the mountain.

  8. 283

    Ep. 293: Sleeping on the L Train

    A New Low Visits A New York

  9. 282

    Ep. 292: Working For Free in 4D

    James joins the show and we don't pay him.

  10. 281

    Ep. 291: Endless Pasta with Gordy Howie

    We slip one pasta goalie for the game winner.

  11. 280

    Ep. 290: Kid Courty’s Back Seat Sorbet

    Joe's ice cream brings all the boys to the yard.

  12. 279

    Ep. 289: Peter Butter Ice Cream Pasta

    We honky tonk our way through the Olive Garden

  13. 278

    Ep. 288: Chugging Astrophage from an Ornate Bald Eagle

    We have a beer with our buddy in space.

  14. 277

    Ep. 287: Afro Man’s Legal Zoom Defense

    We did our taxes, then we got high.

  15. 276

    Ep. 286: The Fizzy Shampoo Snafu

    The great debate returns with over carbonated shampoo froth.

  16. 275

    Ep. 285: Hard Ways to Escape from Wafer Island

    The great chocolate island debate!

  17. 274

    Ep. 284: Joe's First Sourdough Bun

    The Craps Boys are Back, Plus Joe's First Sourdough Reveal!

  18. 273
  19. 272

    Ep. 282: Narrating My Valve Movement

    We take on water as Democracy has overstayed it's welcome in America.

  20. 271

    Ep. 281: Ice Cold S'mores on the Hershey Highway

    Final Destination but with an Ice Cold Fire.

  21. 270

    Ep. 280: Life Advice From The Meat Smoker

    Meeting strangers to smoke the meat.

  22. 269

    Ep. 279: Frosted Tips and Sharted Scripts

    We celebrate 2026 with Scott Stapp & adult diapers!

  23. 268

    Ep. 278: Hornets in My Kitchen's Quarter Zip

    We celebrate the new year with drinks from the medicine cabinet!

  24. 267

    Ep. 277: Santa in Mirror Not as Close as He Appears

    We peek into our side view mirrors with tales of pets and travel.

  25. 266

    Ep. 276: Honeymona Pâtisserie Adventure

    Ep. 276: Honeymona Pâtisserie Adventure

  26. 265

    Ep. 275: Subscripsification of Soured Dough

    The Yeasty Boys are Back for Thanksgiving Extravaganza!

  27. 264

    Ep. 274: Frankenstein's House of Axe Cans

    We go super sayin' investing in Frankenstein's gas cans.

  28. 263

    Ep. 273: Mamdani's Ice Kareem Sandwich

    Mamdani is mayor and all car repairs are free!

  29. 262

    Ep. 272: Eagles Princess Plays Roulette With The Boss

    James has a new wife, Joe has a new jacket, and Scott was robbed by Tony.

  30. 261

    Ep. 271: Ansari I Waffered on The Wedding

    Love is blind and so are the kitkat taste testers.

  31. 260

    Ep. 270: YoubiSoft's Assassin's Keys

    We spend our summer break playing Assassin's Creed in the south!

  32. 259

    Ep. 269: One Stopinopolis After Another

    We finally solve all the mysteries from 1992!

  33. 258

    Ep. 268: The Long Walk Down The Aisle

    Joe makes it rain at a wedding, Greg makes ice in the woods, and Scott needs a calendar.

  34. 257

    Ep. 267: 50K-POP Demon Rut Run

    Joe gets a shiner, Greg runs to Montana, and Scott goes up up up in the Arch!

  35. 256

    Ep. 266: Little Hippo Caught Stealing In Daytona

    El Greg dreams of tiny hippos, and Joe hangs out with a bear.

  36. 255

    Ep. 265: Bourbon Street's Abita and Barf Museum

    Scott goes cajun, Greg is mista gambler and Joe is mixon it up!

  37. 254

    Ep. 264: Freakier Fridays At The Secret Cabin

    Scott gets detained, Joe gets over-drafted, and Greg gets another mortgage.

  38. 253

    Ep. 263: Wedding Rod Reaches the Beaches

    James fights a water heater, El Greg is stuck on a mountain, and Joe got married.

  39. 252

    Ep. 262: Bumper Stickers On Gonzo's Naked Gun

    James is on the wrong side of the fence; Joe's got a flat and no beer. Meanwhile, El Greg is excited about a dam.

  40. 251

    Ep. 261: Happy Gilmore's Fantastic Sore

    We extend our teeth and discuss Kia's fantastic four logos!

  41. 250

    Ep. 260: Colbert Dumpster Dives for a Santa Can in the Woods

    We discuss our top 10 movies, centerfolds and the southest states.

  42. 249

    Ep. 259: Mile High Advice From Superman's Dad

    We ignore all advice and join the mile cry club.

  43. 248

    Ep. 258: Wedding Dranks, Chicken Taints, and Ke$ha Twanks

    A Bird Flu Cocktail Takes Out the Scissor Sisters

  44. 247

    Ep. 257: Golden Stone Storm Showers

    The Bear is Back on TV and on the Phone. Plus we take electric golden showers.

  45. 246

    Ep. 256: Porkin' Mormons at the Fox Ampifftheater

    Greg is a theater kid, Joe is a skinny kid, and Scott is the size of 2 kids.

  46. 245

    Ep. 255: Flavorfication of Ubiquitous Rolls

    Joe hates Oreos, Scott loves Bigfoot, and Greg reunites with our audience.

  47. 244

    Ep. 254: Buying A Bulk Of Brennan's Bras At Buc-ees

    The boys road trip to a busty Buc-ess to see Brandon's secret show!

  48. 243

    Ep. 253: Insert Coin On The Icy Hot Friendship

    Greg hates middle tooth, Joe loves Icey Hot, and James is the last of us to enjoy the show.

  49. 242

    Ep. 252: Anheuser-Busch Presents: Boost Mobile and the Muffin Tops

    Scott leaves the house, Greg leaves Sprint, and Joe joins Boost Mobile

  50. 241

    Ep. 251: Fruit Flies Give Tom Hardy The Willies

    Greg goes bankrupt, Joe has woke flies, and Scott loves Cali bags.

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The Vaguely Serious Podcast.

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A New Low Network

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