A Talk Show w/ Jake and Andy

00:00 - Intro02:23 - An Undeniable Skillset06:46 - An Intimidating Resume09:38 - Reigning Championship Status

00:00 - Rousey vs Carano thoughts, Gina making 145???08:16 - MVP put on a horrible performance15:20 - What a promotion needs to surpass the UFC18:51 - Comment reading

00:00 - Problems with the Paramount Era03:16 - The MVP Threat?06:25 - Fans complain way too much11:55 - Money over Passion in MMA?19:43 - What if Tom Aspinall loses his comeback fight?22:19 - Comment reading

00:00 - Conor McGregor vs Michael Chandler07:37 - I'm excited for Rousey vs Carano11:07 - Sean Strickland and The Paramount Era (Censorship)17:45 - Comment reading

00:00 - Alexander Volkanovski's Unique Rise to Superstardom04:26 - People forgot who Justin Gaethje was???08:02 - Where is the Integrity of the Sport?11:48 - STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT PARAMOUNT+14:08 - Conor McGregor WON'T fight Michael Chandler??17:34 - RIP PFL21:45 - Comment reading

00:00 - Intro/ Comment reading 03:00 - Movie of the week: LongLegs *Spoilers* 11:20 - Exciting sh*t coming  12:45 - I’ll stay in the US, thank you. 15:30 - Video game Testers, Lol 17:25 - Local radio talk show hosts

00:00 - Comment reading 05:50 - Prime Energy Ad 06:43 - Comment reading continued 13:03 - Schittz Chips Ad 14:09 - I was attacked by a homeless man 22:10 - Don’t talk to strangers 29:45 - “The Fortnite Meatball” 33:42 - Movie of the week - Maxxxine, Love Lies Bleeding, The Boys S4 51:53 - Andy’s CRAZY made-up Lake Loch Ness story (Met Katy Perry)

00:00 - We’re sorry… 03:00 - Comment reading 14:43 - SLIME 18:20 - Dad’s Against Predators 33:55 - Jordan Peterson ain’t know chiz 39:15 - Donald Glover is a machine 42:46 - The Bear 1:00:10 - Fourth of July

00:00 - Intro 03:25 - The solution to Transgenders in sports 14:00 - Future of the Podcast 15:30 - Stop wearing Ski masks 19:35 - Chael Sonnen 22:15 - Taylor Swift is human 31:00 - Body count 35:45 - Movie of the week: The Boys 55:12 - Thank you, Amazon 55:26 - Baby Reindeer 59:10 - Dreams

00:00 - What do we do with this Podcast? 04:28 - Comment reading (Andy is an Incel) 14:33 - Movie of the week: Dredd 21:26 - Dumbass 30:35 - Gorillas 31:52 - Wtf is up with the Big Bad Wolf? 49:15 - What age should you leave this World? 53:15 - Robots will get us in our lifetime 01:01:08 - Andy’s new Documentary

00:00 - Intro, comment reading 06:35 - Magic John 09:25 - Loser reads Hater comment 14:25 - Drake and Kendrick Beef 17:05 - Obsession with money 25:30 - What do girls want? 34:25 - Weed 35:20 - Thank you, Popeyes 38:10 - Dating stuff 42:35 - Men of Culture 45:25 - Movie of the week: The Worst Person in the World 56:00 - Weekend stories

00:00 - Intro/ Comment reading 10:23 - Upcoming Doc - “X-Man: From China To America” 14:29 - Tom’s viral Music videos 24:25 - Bullying in China 26:51 - Thank you iHop 27:42 - Tom’s childhood dream of being an Ant Scientist 34:06 - Tom’s Father in China 36:42 - Tom’s life currently 41:59 - Tom eating Dogs 48:25 - Stop slapping people up 55:36 - Movie of the Week: Sausage Party

00:00 - Comment reading 14:50 - Jake met a Little person 20:55 - UFC 300 was CRAZY! 27:46 - The Monsterverse is bad 36:45 - If you drive a manual stick shift, you ain’t it 41:20 - Movie of the Week - “Past Lives”

00:00 - Intro, movies, Lord of the Rings 10:13 - Getting kicked in the nuts was cool, High school 13:05 - Jak and Daxter 14:45 - Favorite games 21:00 - Currently 22:39 - Andy was almost the funniest kid in school 27:33 - Jake did dirty things on the clock 32:45 - Sponsor 32:58 - Movie of the Week: Poor Things 53:00 - Fight the system 56:48 - The 2024 Eclipse 59:17 - The Vegas Tunnel Inhabitants, Channel 5

00:00 - Intro, Welcome Wisteria 04:26 - Comment reading 06:55 - Wisteria’s album “Tha Inspired” 08:57 - Childish Gambino’s recent music 13:48 - Going back to Monkey, EPs “The Anarchist” and “The Buddhist” 15:32 - Wisteria’s different voices 18:00 - When he started making music 20:38 - Wisteria’s first song (trash) 22:10 - Is everything we make trash? 23:38 - Travis Scott 25:13 - Who do you hate? 26:45 - Releasing weekly content? 29:54 - Kendrick Lamar 30:46 - Anthony Fantano 33:10 - Chance the Rapper 36:15 - 100s of songs in the vault :O 40:00 - It’s a Marathon, not a Sprint 42:35 - Despondency, what’s next for Wisteria? 49:35 - Kanye West 51:00 - Releasing an album after he dies 54:08 - Keeping up with the evolving music industry 1:04:35 - Performing Live 1:07:00 - How Andy met Wisteria (sketchy) 1:12:05 - Howl’s Moving Castle - Movie of the Week 

00:00 - Intro, Annoying Radio Hosts 04:34 - Comment reading 14:26 - Taking medication for Mental Health? 21:30 - Jake weighs in/ Weight talk 27:06 - The funniest people on Earth (Beetlejuice) 30:18 - Howard Stern fell off 33:33 - VR almost k*lled Andy 37:34 - Andy’s YouTube Beef (Callout) 39:39 - Jake’s Music Beef (Callout) 41:15 - Brendan Schaub 45:10 - MMA and YouTube crossover/ Dustin Poirier is a beast 48:14 - Michael Chandler’s family getting attacked 49:44 - Thank you Burger King!! 51:25 - Jake’s Underwear caused him immense pain 54:45 - DUNE: Part 2 - Movie of the Week

00:00 - Intro/ Comment reading 10:57 - Andy’s existential crisis 16:39 - Andy’s Documentary “A YouTube Special” 19:32 - Jake’s Mental Health, More Mental Health 27:22 - Sponsor 28:08 - Joker talk/ Plummcorp 32:05 - Andy’s experience in NOLA for Mardi Gras 43:14 - Strip clubs are dumb 55:34 - Movie of the Week: Asteroid City

00:00 - Intro, Comment reading 04:54 - What it’s like growing up with a twin 06:48 - We had our own Autistic language 09:44 - Our Autistic twin Lore 11:05 - Our Autistic 3rd grade Chorus  16:54 - Jake was a d*ck 20:20 - Jim the Bad Guy 22:32 - Playing with Barbies 23:54 - When we found out Santa wasn’t real 25:27 - Barbies are HOT 28:44 - Twin Telepathy? 31:45 - We were kept apart in High School 47:00 - We were (are) losers 50:14 - Andy’s first time drinking 54:26 - Jake’s first time off the sauce 57:20 - About our weird dog, Gus 59:17 - Movie of the Week: Stalker

00:00 - Welcome Erik @veryloweffortmemes 04:18 - Comment reading  05:52 - Our old pal, The God of Cringe 06:55 - Our experience with an inbred girl 14:03 - We were good enough to get fan art 16:17 - Our beef with Shoenice 19:30 - Erik’s bald ass was on the News + Being an Electrician’s Apprentice 27:46 - Our Childhood companion is now a ped0 30:54 - Erik’s crowning achievement (Danced to the Gummy Bear song) 35:28 - High School B0mb thre@ts 38:13 - Jake harassed Erik’s Ex 40:50 - 3 year old Erik tore a family apart 45:51 - School is a pressure cooker 47:09 - Erik’s messed up Boy Scout stories 54:41 - Sponsor: Jake’s Weight 55:06 - Movie of the Week: The Whale 1:04:50 - Marvel Movies 1:09:39 - Erik was a High School Player 1:10:35 - Jake oiled himself up in High School

00:00 - Intro 05:10 - Comment reading 10:50 - Andy lost a bet, becomes Charlie Chaplin 20:11 - Jake’s first love 22:05 - Agoraphobia 24:45 - Andy’s first crush 27:45 - Jake made a kid have a seizure  34:40 - You’re not alone 37:31 - Steven Hawking 40:05 - The Roast corner 45:40 - We’re moving to Vegas 51:55 - ACE HOOD 1:00:15 - Jake weighs in 1:03:15 - Movie of the Week: Manchester by the Sea

00:00 - Welcome Erik and Tom 04:09 - TikTok’s Opinion on Erik’s Communist Outburst 15:04 - Kanye West 17:32 - Free Speech Absolutism 32:27 - Mass Sh00tings. They’re a problem. 36:42 - BodyCam Videos are bad 41:03 - Police talk/ Tom’s Mom’s Missing purse :( 53:43 - Erik passed out from being too drunk and high 58:48 - Erik’s drunkest night 1:06:29 - Erik’s Google Review Tism 1:17:43 - How much would you do IT for? 1:25:14 - Welcome Gus 1:26:01 - New Years Resolutions

Sorry for the poor quality of this episode. 00:00 - Intro 10:25 - Experience being child actors 14:04 - Comment reading 31:54 - Foreskin was homeless 36:14 - Marriage 44:15 - Meeting the Tailer Park Boys 56:25 - Sponsor 56:45 - Cory fell in love with Egg Nog 1:01:06 - Drunk Dickson 1:10:35 - Foreskin could have died 1:14:38 - The effects of UV Blue 1:16:03 - Quitting vaping, Using Zyns 1:24:58 - The Beef between Foreskin and Dickson 1:30:26 - Dickson falls asleep playing Rocket League 1:31:43 - Dickson’s experience working as a Technician 1:35:44 - Why Jake got fired 1:40:03 - Why Andy got fired 1:42:32 - Foreskin was the best group partner 1:46:51 - High School doesn’t matter 1:51:45 - Sponsor 1:52:28 - Religion

00:00 - Intro/ We’re back in our Mom’s basement 03:02 - Our Podcast contract 06:34 - Comment reading 30:17 - Godzilla Minus One Official Review 38:20 - Weird hate comment 42:03 - Jake literally sweat Gatorade 47:12 - Jake weighs himself 48:45 - Andy’s Art Teacher was a Dimepiece 51:05 - Jake’s Science Teacher was a Dimepiece 54:07 - Andy gets serious about his sexuality 57:22 - Jake’s racist Tinder story 1:02:11 - Sponsor 1:03:26 - Andy saw a kid break his leg in half 1:06:40 - A STRANGE night on the Beach 1:11:11 - Ricky Bascom, come on the Podcast

00:00 - Intro 01:21 - Kill Tony 04:33 - Potential Podcast guest 05:55 - D-Bag friends 10:00 - Dr*gs 11:29 - Andy’s lowest point 20:02 - Ya Sin’s Pot Story 22:03 - Snoop Dog is off the Zaza 23:30 - Comment reading 30:21 - Boogie2988 Doc reaction 1:04:52 - Sponsor 1:06:43 - Talking about the podcast 1:10:17 - “My 1 Incher” 1:11:40 - Ya Sin’s new song 1:17:37 - Ya Sin’s hilarious Ghost Writer debacle 1:22:12 - Ya Sin’s f*cked up freestyle verse 1:24:26 - We broke the record for longest diss track (40 minutes)

00:00 - Intro 00:52 - Comment reading 01:42 - Rogaine dropped us & Hair loss 12:35 - Big Martin + he calls in 25:45 - Taylor Swift 37:10 - Jason Derulo fell off 39:36 - Sponsor 40:55 - Ngannou was robbed vs Tyson Fury + Influencer Boxing scene 51:15 - Ya Sin’s contact lens debacle 54:54 - A Donut shop drink almost made Ya Sin blind 59:03 - I brought Simpsons pr0n to school

00:00 - Intro 01:34 - Erik and Tom’s Ugly history 03:33 - The Day Erik broke (Video) 04:16 - Welcome Erik and Tom 04:55 - UV Blue 05:35 - Erik’s Gifts 09:08 - Tom on H*tler 10:57 - Addressing Erik’s breaking point (Landlords) 13:50 - Erik changed up 17:17 - Homelessness 21:15 - Tom’s Thoughts on being assaulted 22:45 - Why Erik assaulted Tom 24:00 - Mr. Beast Deez Nuts Official Review 24:56 - Erik nearly assaults Tom (again) 26:28 - Homelessness continued 34:57 - American Wages 38:23 - Support on Patreon for Early Access 39:21 - Tom’s advice to the Homeless Audience 40:55 - Welfare 42:03 - Erik assaults Tom with Prime Energy 42:27 - Hairline check 43:24 - Tom’s political views are BS? 44:25 - Tom disrespects the dead 47:20 - LGBTQ Rights 47:45 - Tom assaults Erik with Prime Energy 50:20 - “IT” by Steven King is beyond f*cked 53:25 - What should be allowed in schools? 57:39 - Transgender people in Sports 1:05:38 - Women’s Sports 1:07:20 - Is 6 feet even tall anymore? 1:09:13 - Jake’s 3rd weigh-in 1:11:12 - Meta’s new Messenger AI 1:14:55 - Elliot Yamin went from a 2 to a 10 1:16:26 - Gus Ad 1:16:48 - Drink Prime 1:17:35 - Erik’s Surprising talent as a Content Creator 1:18:40 - Jake and Erik’s sh*tty school project/ The Zune HD 1:22:10 - More UV Blue 1:24:15 - Tom’s Love for “Footloose” 1:28:25 - Our High School’s “Footloose” Lead Role fell off 1:32:35 - Drinking off cures Diabetes 1:35:24 - The 2023 Chopstick Olympics 1:41:21 - My Fantasy Football Punishment 1:42:32 - Tom’s Chopstick Olympics Loss Punishment

00:00 - Intro + Gus 02:00 - Comment reading 11:29 - I gave a girl the ick 18:15 - My barber messed me up 20:45 - CCR tier list/ Behind the Meme 24:14 - God of Cringe 1 26:23 - chooseandyTV 27:56 - D4NNY 30:25 - God of Cringe 2 32:04 - JoeysWorldTour 33:45 - MakeMeBad35 35:02 - Thank you Rogaine!!! 39:36 - Marina Joyce 41:45 - Milo Stewart 49:24 - Onision 51:51 - ASMR 55:53 - Queer Kid Stuff 57:44 - Bronies 1:03:20 - Jake’s 2nd weigh-in 1:07:07 - Mindless pop fans 1:11:25 - I WILL get married in the suit from “The Mask” 1:12:58 - Diaper fetish debacle

00:00 - Intro (We suck at Podcasting) 02:15 - Welcome Ya Sin 03:55 - Comment reading 07:06 - What happened to the Cringey Channel Reviews? 10:48 - Are Phone cameras too good now? 12:00 - AI, Brain chips 14:54 - Elon Musk - Evil or just Autistic? 16:51 - Elon wants to nuke Mars? 18:53 - Cringey Channel Reviews/ Why were we gone so long? 24:29 - YouTube Commentary era is done 25:39 - Future of the channel 26:58 - Joji and Plummcorp Records 27:47 - Jake’s 1st weigh-in 31:27 - Ya Sin’s Metabolism is strange 34:23 - Experimental Afghan artist “Ya Sin” 35:24 - Wacko Mastermind 37:19 - Our history with Elon Musk 38:25 - Long form and short form content 39:11 - Riley Reid’s rap 42:12 - Adam22 and Lena the Plug 47:11 - Ya Sin is a Top G fan 50:23 - We fell off 53:14 - Poetry (Performance) 58:24 - Someone actually sponsored us 1:00:12 - Ya Sin’s health decline after drinking Dunkin’ Refreshers 1:03:32 - Jake played in a Special Needs Soccer League 1:07:19 - Jake and his Face App Addiction 1:10:19 - Ya Sin’s embarrassing Planet Fitness debacle