A Therapeutic Dose

On this week's Summer House, not even a kid's camp or a lighthearted water gun fight could keep the crew from being utterly soaked in chaos. Lindsay still isn't free, Carl and Bailey make OUT, and Kyle has dry eyes and no clue. Amanda finally swaps her martyr mask for a smile straight out of a horror film, and Levi just wants to Levi her body during dinner. Time to buckle your orthopedic sandal over your orange tights and tune into A Therapeutic Dose!

Josh Higgins joins Ramona to break down last week's Summer House, which was chock-full of defensive behavior and seriously questionable hygiene habits. Time to pretend like you don't see your ex-future-mother-in-law or former bff standing behind you and tune into A Therapeutic Dose!

**This is a bonus episode; Ramona will be back on Saturday with a full-length discussion of S10E13 of Summer House, joined by Josh Higgins!  You won't want to miss it, so stay tuned!**   Like many of us in the Bravoverse, Ramona* is trying to make sense of it all! Join her as she brain dumps about the leaked audio from the Summer House reunion, Lindsay Hubbard and Bailey Taylor's appearance on WWHL, West and Amanda's timeline, Amanda's Instagram posts, and more!  *Opinions are her own

On this week's Summer House, West puts more effort into sprinting towards cold orange chicken than he does into practicing repair. Mia hears from her mommy, Carl slays flies then feeds his fam, Amanda NOPES out, and Ben shows another side of himself. Time to put on your ski goggles, spray yourself with the kitchen faucet, and tune into this week's A Therapeutic Dose!

Summer House careens towards the catastrophic end of its 10th season, and we're seated in VIP to watch it alllllll go down. Amanda blames it on bad lighting. West can't be trusted around long hair or Ciara's heart. Mia could use a hug from her mommy. Carl gives Bailey the fanny flutters, and Jesse's generous lips are sealed. Time to reflexively smear Sharpie off your forehead and tune into this week's A Therapeutic Dose. 

Where do we even start?! Summer House should be fun! This week's SH news howevs? NOT. FUN. Carl wants a distraction, Lindsay declares her Sugar Baby era, Kyle needs a hug and to be loved, and Ciara needs to run far away from the rest of these fools (and take KJ and Mia with her). Time to make out with someone while they pee and tune into this week's A Therapeutic Dose! 

On this week's Summer House, no amount of old man glam can mask Kyle’s rotten spirit. KJ can’t lie and Lindsay’s gross gossip can’t bring him and Dara down. West runs out of any goodwill for Kyle after his night of disgusting anti-Amanda outbursts. Time to put on your cry-for-help Crocs, drown your sorrows at the soda water machine, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!l

This episode of Summer House ran the gamut from drunken party games to sobering conversations. Kyle’s immaturity endures, while Carl’s sobriety shines. KJ’s kindness makes him even cuter, and Mia’s honesty makes us echo Amanda when she said, “Thank you for bringing her into our lives!” Time to kiss a girl & give Kyle a b*ner, shower solo, pack your pjs, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, Ben and Bailey get butt hurt, Ciara sets boundaries, KJ solidifies his position as the #1 Good Guy in the Group, and we find out Kyle cheaped out on Carl, but splurged at Cartier. Time to throw a 3:00AM Buffalo Chicken Dip in the oven, sit on someone to confirm your crush, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, neither Jesse, West, nor the wet ground treats Ciara with the dignity she deserves. Bailey's flirting is as scary as her plant pranking. And dare we say Dara and KJ are daring to fall in love? Time to gnaw on a turkey leg while watching your ex drive off in the car you paid half for, and tune in to this week's A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, Kyle “cooks,” Amanda coughs, and West makes a fluffy breakfast casserole with a side of (deservedly!) harsh words for Jesse. Lindsay identifies as a full-time MILF, Ben threatens to enter a mustache era, and Bailey is all of us when she proclaims, “I am well aware that I am fully f***ed up, I have a million issues and I’m working on them - just give me some time.” Speaking of time… Time to get the blue cheese out of your purse, let your masculine side load up babes on your lap, have a dream about spicy Hamm, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Kyle & Amanda continue to come undone before our eyes. We get some nostalgic Ciara & West energy for a beat. And KJ can do no wrong! Shoutout to the lover-boys! But no shouts for Loverboy bevs because… Kyle. Time to be unsurprised & disappointed in Jesse’s bikini advice, DM Amanda about Kyle’s whereabouts, pull up a dune and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

It’s only the second episode of the season, but Summer House is full on Summer House-ing! Kyle’s second place in Amanda’s heart, but takes first prize in slurring! Carl schmears his way into Bailey and Levi’s hearts simply by asking if they want bagels. If Mia broke out of her shell after working at a sex club, maybe Ben should work there, too? KJ and Ciara speak about realities far too few reality shows on Bravo dare to breach, and Ramona has some… opinions on cannabis. Time to show up at your friend’s house with your own iced coffee but nothing for them, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

In the season premiere of Summer House, mental health was so centered for most of the cast, that Kyle’s refusal to tend to his own was as egregious as a breakup at Sweetgreen. West & Ciara exhibit growth! Kyle exhibits none. The newbie gals allot one bed for stuff and one bed for sleep. And KJ stole our anxious hearts! Time to run 8 miles and tell EVERYONE about it, try to make a 10-gallon hat your personality, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion part 2 was mostly a Masterclass in over-talking. There were, of course, the requisite tears, empty threats, and deflecting of responsibility. But mostly just women in formalwear yelling variations of “I know you are but what am I?!” Time to get very still to contemplate cheese, spot clean the sweet potato out of your gown, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion is underway! Heather was acting snake-y in a dance dress. Lisa used Ben Affleck as an alibi for a secret facelift in Miami. And Bronwyn kept her lips as sealed as her criminal case files! Time to saturate your winter split ends in Kérastase, take a DNA test to find out if you’re New York “thick and through” just like Lisa (Sure, Jan.), and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Shady playwright, Stella, and her band of lady-clowns in flowy dresses read the Sisters of Salt for filth in Santorini and fixed the spotlight, once again, on Martyr-dith Marks. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale took us from fun, frothy cappuccinos in the morning, to a dramatic intervention via Ancient Greek theater troupe in the evening, followed by Oscar worthy, trauma-dumping monologues from all! Time to grab some food from the buffet (Yes, Britani. You serve yourself.), cozy up on TOP of your sheets, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mrs. Marks’ melodrama reaches new heights, and High-Body-Count Hair reaches trademark status. Greece fills out the cast this week with donkeys and Giovanni. The donkeys can keep their diarrhea, but we’re feeling Giovanni - King of DIY moussaka and comforting drama queens! Time to put on your best businessperson bathing suit, create an ultra-complex, unclear sticker chart bit, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the ladies take two minutes to slap on makeup, then get out to experience Greece! Except Lisa, who experiences two minutes of Greece but is otherwise in glam. We get sweeping views of Santorini, a closer look at Meredith’s patterns of denial, and Whitney’s momentary wisdom about the bigger picture. Time to pull up a seat at the Beef Bar, take some chopsticks to your ocular fat pads, and tune your bucket-face in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City took us back to the Boston Tea Party for anachronistic hot dogs and drug tests on ice! Wild Rose’s MLM misfire has sent Whitney & Justin into financial and marital distress. Everyone, again, reiterates that Meredith acted crazy on a plane, so Meredith calls everyone a liar. Oh, and Heather bought an Air Fryer – go girl, give us nothing. Time to throw on a Founding Fathers’ wig, catch an errant compliment from Muzzy, and tune in to this week's A Therapeutic Dose!

It was a carnival of toxic couples on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week! Britani & Jared took the gold, Bronwyn & Todd landed silver, and Lisa & John secured the bronze. Meanwhile, while the congregants of The Church of Satan choked down Vida Tequila, Mary’s congregation came alive under her freshly painted golden arches (ba, da, ba-ba-ba)! Time to inappropriately badger Bronwyn for a piece of her jewelry in a moment of extreme vulnerability, limp up to a chapel in a walking boot & mini skirt, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City delivered another banger this week! From a unicorn stuffie floating in the cobalt waters of The Grenadines, to Meredith Marks coming unglued at 30,000 feet, this episode left us shook and shocked and sure that Lisa was admitting guilt by stress-eating those nuggets. Time to force your heritage on a teenager, make an “arrangement” with your elderly husband, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!  

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we hit our limit of rocking seas & retching ladies, while the ladies hit their limit of Lisa’s lies & leaks! Meanwhile, “Angie and Mary in a Yacht Cabin” remains our favorite show-within-a-show. And we may not know if Todd can pat his head & rub his stomach at the same time, but we HAVE learned that he can simultaneously fart & french kiss some strange! Cool. Time to tear off your hatchet headband, throw it on the teak, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take to the sea, where Lisa gave us her version of “These Gay*s (* Heather) are trying to murder me!” Bronwyn was fashionably late, sporting questionable fashion. Meredith straddled the fence like Britani straddles Jared every time she commits to 30 days of no contact. And Angie carried around a barf bucket and got tucked into a bed of ice. Time to do a shot of good tequila before you transition to Vida, brush your hair into a beret, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! REDDIT LINKS RAMONA MENTIONED RE BRONWYN LEGAL STUFF. H/T to r/KatOrtega118 for all her investigative reporting: "Bronwyn’s criminal history seemingly confirmed" "Legal Updates, Sealed Records (Part 1 of 2)" "Legal Updates, Defamation (Part 2 of 2)"  

What an episode!  The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gave us miscommunication in marriages, a devastating distance between mother and daughter, and a friendship-threatening fart! Time to snatch the maraschino cherry (and all joy) from Bronwyn, order a Steamer to absolve any absentee parenting, and tune into this week’s A Thera-P.U!-tic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Miami season comes to a close with Marysol claiming Adriana knee-shamed her all the way to a plastic surgeon, Lisa expertly orchestrating an apology from Larsa to Jodi, and Stephanie shrieking & barking, confirming her role as cast chihuahua. Meanwhile, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City taste wine, talk soup, confer with a psychic, and bellow about Black Cards, Ben Affleck, Nordstrom, and Kérastase. Time to return your vacuum-sealed bottle of Vida, dump Jared (at least for Lent), and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! RHOSLC S6E5 TIMESTAMP:  39:46 Reddit: SOUP man or SUIT man?! Reddit: Angie's house is still for sale...      

In the second installment of The Real Housewives of Miami reunion, we learned that Julia’s version of hush money is a coffee maker, we saw Adriana’s undergarments as exposed as her bad behavior, and we related deeply to Kiki’s daddy’s issues! Time to consider a new godmother for your dog, alienate all your friends with a game of Private Jet Shoma & Tell, then tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!            

In the first installment of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion, Guerdy got too smug, Stephanie was an abomination in green mess, Alexia finally quit Todd, and Julia martyred the MOST!  Time to have your person-sitter hand you a pre-show tequila and sit you down to tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

This episode of The Real Housewives of Miami had us saying Adria-NAH!, as we learned that Marysol suggested the Wretched Defense and Adriana leaned all the way into that mess. Julia guilted everyone into watching her sing again. And, based on her public speaking skills, Stephanie may very well be early-model A.I.? Even so, we LOVED this season of Miami and will miss this troupe of technicolor megalomaniacs! Time to put on a fringe leotard and character shoes, hit up a Christmas party/gifting suite, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

On The Real Housewives of Miami, it’s Art Basel week, and Adriana made us appreciate Chris Rivers’ paintings that didn’t interest us at all at first! But she also made us remember how her defensiveness & paranoia can make her the absolute worst person in the room. Larsa has abandoned her children but adopted a WhIsBe gummy bear. And Kiki is unmasked as the Math-Cake Bandit! Time to abscond into the night in an Amazon delivery van and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Miami, Stephanie & Alexia share their strained sister situations. Lisa & Larsa finally make up. And Guerdy goes to individual therapy! May the rest of the cast follow her lead. Until then (prolly forever), order a Harvey Wallbanger, erase your age equation from a cake, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami, we learn that Julia's hairstylists hate her, Kiki's dad discovers he enjoys salmon and meeting his daughter halfway, and Jody has reasonable relationship requests! The rest was one long infomercial for two billionaires' businesses and a blurred-out-boobies teaser for Larsa's OF. Put on your Sea Bands, take five shots of tequila, and set sail on this week's A Therapeutic Dose!

Lisa is divorced! Larsa is unmoved. Stephanie loves the smell of horse farts! Oh, and she’s also ferally projecting her issues with her sisters onto Marysol & Alexia. And Jesus is a patio umbrella! Time to turn on the stupid party lights in the PJ, find “a shoulder to talk to,” and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Julia wants some male figures in her boys’ daily lives in Miami, so she’s chosen as their godfathers two guys… in Spain. Lisa finally unfollowed Larsa’s ex. And Kiki & Adriana’s “ratchet” vs “old” insult contest was a stain on American tourists & gave Stephanie a panic attack. Time to poorly doodle a dong, then intentionally put on only clothing with external zippers to “roon” the seats in Stephanie’s PJ, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On The Real Housewives of Miami, Adriana took her dog to the Bunny Ranch. Chihuahua Stephanie and Rottweiler Alexia kept picking at the same bone. And a private jet invitation reveals who’s really best friends. Oh, and Marysol’s dad was the Gorton’s Fisherman. Time to interpret “preppy” as p*rn-y as you want, plan your travels around Todd’s birthday, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On The Real Housewives of Miami, tensions ran so high that the girls’ weekend on the high seas had to happen on two separate yachts! Stephanie thoroughly grossed us out by delighting in designing a separate entrance for her castle staff. Adriana got the drunkest but was also the right-est about the Julia/Guerdy drama. And Dr. Nicole was back on the call sheet and we want more! Time to have one (bottle of) champagne, yell incessantly about dry-ass, wrinkled old knees, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Miami took Karamo’s instruction to heart and gave us an episode where Julia & Guerdy continued their old fight, Stephanie & Alexia started a new fight, and Ramona & Margee fought ABOUT these fights! With the exception of some moments of sweet reprieve with Tias, kids, goats, and donuts, it was mostly mayhem in Miami. So time to grab a drink from the Rolls‘ center console, tally up that Cosmic Scoreboard, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Ever wonder what it would look like if Villa Rosa and Casa Bonita had a baby? Well, the Real Housewives of Miami took us there for Alexia’s Narcissist Party that was about Todd, but then not at all about Todd, and eventually just became all about Lisa, as “self-help expert”/”hocus pocus TikToker” Daniel faded into the greenery. We voted Guerdy and Russell Best Couple and Stephanie and her dad, Worst Nightmares. Time to put on your finest footwear in case your feet wind up on camera in a bathroom stall, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On the Real Housewives of Miami, Lisa is inexcusably late… again. And then she’s inexcusably awful, as usual. Stephanie redeems herself from her lame storyline this episode by taking Lisa to the mat for being a disrespectful dumbass. Guerdy gives up on Julia, as do we all. And Alexia prepares to host a Mirror, Mirror On The Internalized-Misogyny party! Time to tie on a toga, count your coconuts, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On The Real Housewives of Miami, Guerdy may have decorated for Halloween, but Julia is the resident ghoul-ia. Lisa’s dad has been buried, but her daddy issues remain very much above ground. Kiki is solid gold, Stephanie insists she’s not a gold digger, and Alexia is sleeping with trash. Time to gag on a diaper, crawl into bed with a migraine/Todd, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On The Real Housewives of Miami, Preston gracefully sets boundaries, and Larsa tramples all over them. Guerdy investigates reconstructive options for her body, while Alexia explores every destructive relationship option with Todd. And it seems maybe Jody got neck deep in “AC” in Milan? Time to put on some satin pants with no undies, take a shot of sake from a small wooden box, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Miami supersized every second of their supersized premiere! Julia & Martina are new parents! Larsa & Marcus are over. And Alexia & Todd are divorcing… but are also still married, and also secretly dating? Soooo… yeah. Jody’s birthday party tried to tell us “The Meat Made Me Do It,” but Ramona & Margee think the drama might be more a result of daddy issues, dated belief systems, with a side of internalized misogyny. Time to get “cozy” in a 6,000 square foot space, do some rich people sh*t and take a bone marrow shot, check the “AC,” and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

It’s only our second ever GUEST-PISODE!! Ramona’s partner in marriage, parenthood, and (most importantly?) her partner in Bravo TV watching, JOSH HIGGINS, joins us to talk through part two of the Summer House reunion! There is consensus that - at least through a therapy-informed lens - Carl rules, Kyle’s a fool, Jesse’s a tool, and Craig is the worst. Also, could the time be coming for Amanda to take a page from Paige’s book and venture away from a partner who cares more about canned spritzers than connection? Time to serve up your first pancake with pride, throw back an adult beverage from a baby bottle, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

It’s only our second ever GUEST-PISODE!! Ramona’s partner in marriage, parenthood, and (most importantly?) her partner in Bravo TV watching, JOSH HIGGINS, joins us to talk through part two of the Summer House reunion! There is consensus that - at least through a therapy-informed lens - Carl rules, Kyle’s a fool, Jesse’s a tool, and Craig is the worst. Also, could the time be coming for Amanda to take a page from Paige’s book and venture away from a partner who cares more about canned spritzers than connection? Time to serve up your first pancake with pride, throw back an adult beverage from a baby bottle, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Summer House Reunion gets underway with a Bed Bug set and a broken relationships theme. Ciara & West find some healing. Jesse & Lexi are hopeless. And Paige pulls back the curtain on Craig. Imrul ruled for showing up accountable, thoughtful, and vulnerable - we’d love to see him back next season, but those very character traits may disqualify him from reality tv. Time to put on some pastels & poorly-blended blush and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, it's finally over for Lexi & Jesse and the aftermath rattles the Freedom Dinner, where Gabby emerges as MVP of the whole episode! The Scary Party gives us Ciara perfectly skewering the finance bro population, the Bed Bugs confirming everything invaluable about female friendship, and an elders gathering of Lindsay, Kyle and Danielle (ugh.) where they consider what their next chapters might look like. Time to absolutely NEVER sing “Time to wake up in the morning, MY SWEET FELLOW”(?!!), take a shot of chilled breast milk, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! This is the book Ramona was talking about.

Jesse’s 9 o’clock manicure is the straw that breaks the camel’s back, so – both true to form - Lexi ends it, then Jesse lies about it. Classic. Lindsay takes to Instagram to try to ruin Carl but just comes off like a fool at her Freedom Dinner. Amanda’s bikinis-for-big-bubbies has a preview party, Imrul rode a motorcycle, and Jesse & West’s room (unsurprisingly) stinks like a gym. Time to take down a Dunkin’ Donut, dump your summer fling on a balcony, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, Kyle’s sperm gets certified “dope,” while Jesse IS a certified dope. West is briefly sympathetic, until he Febrezes his clothes. Lindsay is somehow too much while also giving nothing? And Ciara remains a goddess among nitwits. Time to stuff a Kraft single into an olive, rest an injured hand on a pack of frozen chicken, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Between spells of general partying at the Summer House, we got a real clear look at Jesse Solomon party pooping and generally failing. Meanwhile, Kyle & Schwartz kvetch about being old-dads-to-be. And the girls (except Lindsay) were beacons of boundaries and the exemplification of self-esteem. Time to cook up some eggs with a side of stop-talking-sh*t-about-Lexi and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Valley was too dark, so we took a detour to Summer House! The boys served up a heaping helping of arrested development, immaturity, and unwarranted Imrul ill-will. And the girls created a landfill crisis but looked real pretty in their costumes as they did it, so… Speaking of costumes, Tom Schwartz may have dressed up like an angel, but his Dark Eeyore energy shined right through! West & Jesse are Beavis & Butthead IRL. And Lexie delivered a pitch perfect performance as she made it known to King Toe-Gate that trust & truth are nonnegotiables. Time to step away from the ice luge, shut down Club Send It, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!