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A Trip To The Beer Store Podcast
by Kaylon Brown
A Trip to the Beer Store is what happens when three friends try random beers and let the conversation go completely off the rails.Every episode features new brews, rotating guests, questionable opinions, and stories that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat.If you like beer, chaos, and conversations that start normal but end somewhere deeply unhinged… you’re in the right place.
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Ep. 20. The BIG 2-0!!!
We made it to 20 episodes, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by popping open a bottle of whiskey! 🥃 For the first time on the podcast, we’re switching it up from beer and raising a glass to 20 episodes of stories, laughs, and questionable decisions.This episode gets a little more personal as we play a game of questions and dive into things you probably don’t know about us. We answer some funny, random, and deeper personal questions, giving you a chance to get to know the guys behind the podcast a little better.So pour yourself a drink, settle in, and celebrate 20 episodes with us as we look back, open up, and probably reveal a little more than we intended. Here’s to 20—and hopefully many more! 🍻🥃
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EP. 19 Watch Out For Tubercu-balosis
We’re back with another episode of A Trip to the Beer Store, and this one gets interesting! We introduce our next Most Interesting Man, crack open a new beer for an honest rating, and just when you think you know where the conversation is going, we get hit with surprise phone calls from Uncle David and Cody’s wife, Nan. Expect plenty of laughs, unexpected moments, questionable opinions, and the kind of chaos that only happens when we hit record. 🍻📞😂
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Ep.18 Pabst Blue Rich!!
The Pabst Blue Ribbon Heist has officially gone down! 🍺 We break down the story, rank a brand-new beer, and get fired up because college football is BACK! 🏈 Then we put our Alabama football knowledge to the test with a game of “Top Alabama Players of All Time.” Who makes the cut, who gets snubbed, and who’s getting absolutely roasted? Another round of beer, football, arguments, and questionable opinions on A Trip to the Beer Store!
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Ep.17 If You Won The Lottery?
This week on A Trip to the Beer Store, we’re dreaming big and spending imaginary money! We break down exactly what we’d do if we hit the lottery—from ridiculous purchases and dream lifestyles to helping out family and making sure we never have to work again. We also crack open a new beer and put it to the test, giving our brutally honest ratings. Grab a beer and come hang out—because apparently all it takes is one lottery ticket for us to completely lose touch with reality.
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Ep.15 Probably Getting Canceled
In this wildly unfiltered episode, we tackle life’s most important question: how many times is it actually acceptable to poop yourself before it becomes a serious problem? From there, things only get better (or worse) as we crack open a new beer and give our honest, probably questionable review. We also dive into our worst travel stories—because nothing brings people together like absolute chaos on the road. Expect laughs, a little oversharing, and plenty of random side tangents as we bounce between ridiculous debates and real-life disasters. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s definitely one you don’t want to miss.
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Ep.14. Fly Me To The Moon
In this laid-back return episode of A Trip to the Beer Store, we catch up after a long hiatus brought on by work travel and life on the move. We share stories from the road, talk about what pulled us away from the mic, and what it feels like to finally be back.Of course, it wouldn’t be the show without trying something new, so we crack open a fresh beer and give our honest, unfiltered thoughts. From first sip to final verdict, nothing’s off-limits.To round things out, we dive into a fun (and slightly ridiculous) debate: if we were in a food-eating contest, what would we absolutely dominate? From comfort foods to wild picks, we make our cases and challenge each other’s appetites.It’s a mix of catching up, cracking beers, and classic banter—just like you remember.
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Ep.13. Cold Beers and Close Calls
This week’s ride to the beer store goes off the rails in the best possible way.A dog. A truck. A shotgun that should not have gone off and yet here we are, laughing about it anyway while questioning how reality is still holding together.We crack open new beers from Washington like we’re negotiating peace treaties with hops and carbonation, debate what it actually means to meet your heroes without ruining them, and unpack travel stories that feel one bad turn away from legend or disaster.Somewhere between “lanes travels” and existential chaos, we spiral into the two questions nobody asks sober enough to answer properly:What’s the best way the world ends… and what’s the absolute worst way it could?It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s half philosophy, half poor decisions in a parking lot.And somehow, you’re coming with us.
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Ep.12 Welcome To Beerpardy
This week on A Trip to the Beer Store, the guys crack open a brand new beer for review, test their knowledge in a chaotic round of Beerpardy, and dive into the incredible story of a school principal who became a real life hero by wrestling a gunman to the ground and potentially saving countless lives.As always, the conversation takes plenty of unexpected detours, mixing laughs, questionable facts, cold beer, and the kind of random nonsense that somehow keeps everyone listening. Whether you’re here for the craft beer reviews, the trivia battles, or just a group of friends talking about whatever pops into their heads, this episode has a little bit of everything.Grab a cold one, play along with Beerpardy, and join us for another trip to the beer store. 🍻
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Ep.11 The Metal Knight, Memphis Brews & Divorced Dad Rock Therapy Sessions
This week on A Trip to the Beer Store the chaos is flowing smoother than cheap draft beer at a county fair. The guys dive headfirst into the absolutely unhinged and legendary life of Christopher Lee, actor, metal vocalist, war hero, certified vampire king, and somehow cooler than literally everyone alive today. Honestly, the man lived like someone kept stacking side quests on top of side quests just to see if humanity could keep up.They also crack open and rate a fresh beer straight out of Memphis, because bad decisions taste better with carbonation and questionable confidence. Then things spiral beautifully into a full ranking of the Top 15 Divorced Dad Rock Songs of All Time, the kind of playlist that smells faintly like cigarette smoke, leather car seats, and emotional suppression. Expect strong opinions, wounded masculinity, accidental therapy, and at least one song that makes you want to stare silently into a garage fridge at 11 PM.There’s also the usual random nonsense, side quests, and conversations that somehow begin with beer and end in existential damage. So grab a cold one, get comfy, and embrace the disaster.
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Ep. 10. We Love A Good FAFO
Welcome to A Trip to the Beer Store, the podcast where bad decisions get analyzed like true crime evidence and every episode proves that some people were simply born to fafo.We crack open questionable IPAs, draft our favorite sandwiches like our lives depend on it, and spiral into the kind of conversations that usually start with “watch this” right before someone ends up banned from a gas station. From chaotic stories of people testing the limits of human intelligence to deep debates about whether which sandwich could absolutely body the others. Nothing is safe here.It’s equal parts dark humor, beer fueled philosophy, and late night parking lot energy with friends who absolutely should not be handed microphones. So pull up a chair, grab a cold one, and remember the golden rule: the universe always collects payment from people who ignore warning labels.
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Ep.9 B&E DoorDashing Featuring Colt 45
This week on Trip to the Beer Store, things get messy in the best way. The crew gets into the DoorDash incident where the girl recorded the guy and the internet immediately did what it does best, picked sides before knowing the whole story. Then they crack open a Midnight Special and give their honest take while the conversation spirals into some brutally honest hot takes about red flag friends, you know the ones who always bring chaos, bad decisions, and somehow still make it into the group chat.It’s unfiltered, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of episode that starts with beer and ends with everyone questioning their friendships.
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Ep 8. Jurassic Purse
This week on Trip to the Beer Store, things spiral fast, in the best way possible. From questioning the existence (and necessity) of dinosaur purses to cracking open a new beer that may or may not change lives, the crew keeps it unhinged. They also dive into a Mount Rushmore of beer commercials, arguing over the most iconic ads ever made, while somehow getting wildly off track every five minutes. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.
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Ep 7. Granny Needed Beer Money
A Trip to the Beer Store is back and somehow less supervised than ever. This episode dives into the chaos of an old lady robbing a bank, wraps up the madness of March Madness, cracks open a brand new beer for an honest taste test, and spirals into the kind of unhinged conversations that make absolutely no sense… until they do. Sports, crime, cold drinks, and pure nonsense, just the way it should be.
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Ep 6. 2nd Times A Charm
This week on A Trip to the Beer Store Podcast, nothing goes according to plan, and honestly, that’s exactly how we like it. After scrapping the entire episode and starting from scratch (because chaos demands sacrifice), we spiral straight into the story of a man who sold his house for season tickets..yeah, you read that right, absolute devotion or absolute insanity… you decide.From there, we somehow regain just enough structure to break down our Top 16 of March Madness, until that also derails into questionable logic, strong opinions, and zero accountability.Of course, we’re trying new beers along the way, because bad decisions pair best with cold ones.And the rest? Pure, unfiltered, unhinged energy. The kind you can’t script and probably shouldn’t defend.If you’re looking for polished and put-together… this ain’t it.If you want real, chaotic, “what the hell did I just listen to?” energy…Welcome home.
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Ep:5 Heists, Horsepower, and Hops
This episode? Yeah… it’s a little unhinged—in the best way.We kick things off diving into some of the strangest heists you’ve ever heard—like the kind that make you question whether people are geniuses… or just completely out of their minds. Then we shift gears (literally) and talk about our new Harleys—the rides, the feeling, and why there’s nothing quite like the freedom of two wheels and bad decisions waiting to happen.Of course, we couldn’t do an episode without cracking open a new beer, so we give our honest, probably slightly biased review while the conversation slowly spirals. And just when you think we’ve lost all structure, we pull it back together with a March Madness-style game—because nothing says chaos like competition mixed with questionable judgment.It’s weird, it’s fun, it’s a little reckless… and somehow it all makes sense by the end.Or maybe it doesn’t. Either way, you’re coming along for the ride.
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Ep 4 Colt45 Is Back In Town
This week on A Trip to the Beer Store, things get a little unhinged, in other words, business as usual. We’ve got Cody Ward in the mix, and from the second he sits down, the energy goes off the rails.We crack open a fresh brew from Straight to Ale Brewing and give it the highly professional (and definitely not biased) taste test it deserves. Somewhere between sips, we take on the impossible task of ranking Chuck Norris jokes, because apparently, we enjoy starting debates we can’t win.Then… we spiral. Hard.We try to wrap our heads around one of the wildest news stories you’ve probably never heard: how in the world a quadruple amputee managed to shoot someone. Yeah. That conversation goes exactly how you’d expect. confused, slightly concerned, and completely off track.Throw in the usual randomness, questionable opinions, and the kind of conversations that only make sense after a couple drinks, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts hilarious and “what did we just listen to?”Grab a beer and come hang out. Or don’t. But you probably should.
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EP3: This Is Growing Up
This week on Trip to the Beer Store, we crack open another questionable (but hopeful) brew and let the conversation spiral exactly where it shouldn’t.We’re talking about the weird reality of getting older—like how cutting grass somehow became a personality trait. We rank our Top 5 Situations to Have a Beer (some valid, some… deeply concerning), and take a nostalgic detour back to that iconic old school lunch pizza that somehow still lives rent-free in our minds.As always, expect a few completely unhinged side quests, random debates no one asked for, and the kind of chaos that only happens when you mix friends, microphones, and just enough alcohol to make bad ideas sound brilliant.Grab a drink… you’re gonna need it.
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EP: 2 featuring our favorite arsonist Brittany Brown
This week on A Trip to the Beer Store, the gang cracks open some questionable brews and even more questionable life choices. We dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Facebook Dating (because apparently your aunt’s favorite app is now for romance?), debate the wildest famous name changes in history, and drop a few mysterious future announcements that may or may not change the trajectory of this extremely professional podcast forever.Special guest Brittany Brown joins the trip to talk books, questionable taste in literature, and somehow we end up discussing a how she can speak duck, which raises a lot of philosophical questions no one was prepared to answer.There are beers. There are opinions. There are several moments where we probably should have stopped recording.Buckle up—it’s a weird one.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A Trip to the Beer Store is what happens when three friends try random beers and let the conversation go completely off the rails.Every episode features new brews, rotating guests, questionable opinions, and stories that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat.If you like beer, chaos, and conversations that start normal but end somewhere deeply unhinged… you’re in the right place.
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Kaylon Brown
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