ABFM

Episodes

1. 30

   Episode 30: Climbing Mountains And Killing Nazis

   365ish days later ABFM in a non sports fantasy manifestation returns! I still haven't had to cycle to work in the snow yet. Given the recent weather it's more surprising that I haven't had to scuba to work yet. Shitty weather jokes aside you may struggle to understand me. That's because I seem to...

   Dec 24, 2015

   32m
2. 38

   Fantacast #7

   Another slightly longer one after missing last week. All 3 of your standard hosts return though the clarity of Adam is a little shabby. Damn you internet! This week we chat. Scores, predictions and damn immigrants taking real American jobs.

   Nov 28, 2015

   54m
3. 37

   Fantacast #6

   Stoo and Matt again as the team utterly fail to organise themselves for one night a week. Potential hot topic of the month (Kangerlussuaq Victory) is barely touched... unlike a certain Eastern European lady friend last week. PSYCH! In other news the Fantasy Soccer is still going apparently as is...

   Nov 13, 2015

   35m
4. 36

   Fantacast #5

   The long awaited Wembley Special Edition Fantacast finally arrives. I say special edition because that makes it seem like it will be worth it. Mostly I just forgot to edit and post the thing. It is an hour long though to cover the week missed when we were at Wembley. This week we are joined by…

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   Nov 6, 2015

   1h 06m
5. 35

   Fantacast #4

   Adam is back this week. He's dumping some BREAKING NEWS on us, though you will need to wait for a while before he drops it. As per usual we talk NFL, Premiership Fusball and also cycling. Particularity Matt's woeful cycling performances this summer. Later in the episode we sack it off and start...

   Oct 16, 2015

   43m
6. 34

   Fantacast #3

   This week Nav stops by to tell us about her gross leg. Matt challenges Old Rich to a poetry slam and Taco struggles with Bot controlled teams. If we had a sponsor we would maybe mention it. But probably not because that shits lame. Besides we aren't corporate sell outs! Kanye West is a moron.

   Oct 10, 2015

   41m
7. 33

   Fantacast #2

   This week includes record breakers, music reviews, Cake vs Bortles, how to Irish, hot transfer news and Fantasy Soccerball. This week also features a distinct lack of Fuck Brady.

   Oct 5, 2015

   39m
8. 32

   Fantacast #1

   This is going out to the 12 members of the Beetle Vale American Football Fantasy League. The greatest American Football Fantasy League going. If your not in it get over it. We've decided to try some sports discussion revolving around fantasy potential and screw ups. This was the first time...

   Sep 27, 2015

   17m
9. 26

   Episode 26: Victoria At Paddington

   You probably won't have noticed but we have now switched the naming format of our episodes. That would be because we ran out of chapters for the book we were using. A long time ago we ran a competition where the winner would choose the new book to use for the episodes... no one entered so now…

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   Dec 25, 2013

   28m
10. 25

    Episode 25: Crippled – Agent Tattletale

    You know what winds me up? When people write “I never know what to put in these” in the bio section of a social network page. Though of late I haven’t seen much of that. Maybe it’s an age thing. Maybe the fact that nobody reads bios any more so no one bothers to even write that. All I know is I...

    Nov 21, 2013

    58m
11. 24

    Episode 24: Speaking Bitterness – Comrade Snarky

    I was going to get my Wife a Valentines gift this year. We don't normally do this because why should. I don't get here anything for the rest of the year so why should the 14th of February be any different? What I was going to get her was a really nice box and then fill it full of leaves. Then…

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    Feb 14, 2013

    53m
12. 23

    Episode 23: Product Placement - Chef Assassin

    Not as regular as the ABFM Christmas special or Eoins mom coming round my house but never-the-less still vastly important. The ABFM awards enters a second year and identifies almost none of what 2012 had to offer. I was looking for a good Ice Hockey advert and couldn't find any for this year.…

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    Jan 27, 2013

    55m
13. 22

    Episode 22: Civil Twilight - Sister Vigilante

    3 days ago today I thought about making today’s episode. Today I made today’s episode. I’m proud of this continuing distribution of telling you what I like. By the way I’ve been drinking Gin, podcast production works best this way. This episode is mostly Rock orientated. I Googled “Country and...

    Dec 24, 2012

    56m
14. 21

    Episode 21: Ritual - The Matchmaker

    10 months is a long time to go without an episode of ABFM. It might be more or less but that is the figure I'm settling on. But really you know whose fault it is? Yours. Literally less than 1 email containing nude photos of yourselves advertising your favourite podcast/radio show appeared in our...

    Nov 29, 2012

    1h 01m
15. 20

    Episode 20: Punch Drunk - Reverend Godless

    I recently videoed a mug. Several weeks prior I videoed a trio of dancing moose. I once gave a speech about the plurality of a moose and now for the life of me I cannot remember what the official verbatim is, other than it's not meese. These is all a clever link into Christmas. You see it? No?…

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    Jan 2, 2012

    26m
16. 19

    Episode 19: Exodus - Director Denial

    Remember how we promised to upload a bunch of episodes all in one go? Well we only recorded two and forgot to upload the second (this) one after uploading the first. Well now we remembered so here it is. Though if you are downloading this any time in the future other than now this doesn't really...

    Dec 3, 2011

    58m
17. 17

    Episode 17: Ambition - The Duke Of Vandals

    Before I forget, in the rush of revealing the big announcement that will be revealed about [redacted] through this episode. I forgot to mention that Eoin Redmond Vs. The World (the biographical series following Liviter Eoin around the Far East and Australasia) is available on both youtube and...

    May 23, 2011

    1h 00m
18. 16

    Episode 16: Dog Years - Brandon Whittier

    ABFM's well documented Speech Impediment was ultimately controlled, if not eliminated, through the unorthodox therapy techniques of a half Australian, half British, half German guy in a suit. It is because of this miracle of alternative medicine that ABFM was able to lead its country though 6…

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    May 23, 2011

    32m
19. 15

    Episode 15: Swan Song - The Earl Of Slander

    So it turns out it's much easier to do an awards show than first thought. Essentially just think of things you liked and tell people they were good. It's like running a radio show with a different subject. Remember when I told you I knew better than you? Well now the various winners of the ABFM...

    May 23, 2011

    1h 04m
20. 14

    Episode 14: Slumming - Lady Baglady

    Website design is tricky for somebody who doesn't know how to do it. I know what HTML is and certain codes. Kind of like how people know how to say "Please" or "Goodnight" in Spanish. Although to be honest you don't need to know those words because the people you are saying it to are foreign and...

    May 22, 2011

    58m
21. 13

    Episode 13: Green Room - Miss America

    Take a look around your most Christmas-ised room. I'm sensing that amongst the glamorous decorations with flashing lights, high quality paint work, and delicate materials is something cheap, tacky and fairly ugly. This Christmas episode of ABFM is dedicated to that Christmas decoration.

    May 22, 2011

    34m
22. 9

    Episode 9: Wading In MIDI

    So there I was sitting underneath a star when a second one appeared. The star gradual grew in size until I realised it was rushing towards me and that rather than being a celestial object it was in fact a godly one. There before me stood an angel who offered to me 1 gift. I did not need to think…

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    May 21, 2011

    38m
23. 7

    Episode 7: No More Drummer Jokes, Please!

    Knock Knock… Whose there? HIGH FIVE TO THE FACE! But seriously, now that you’ve wiped your face clean I’ve got some news for you, I was just going through some old filling cabinets and HIGH FIVE TO THE FACE AGAIN! In due course you will possibly learn to see it coming but in all honesty you...

    May 19, 2011

    59m
24. 16

    ABFM SXSW 2009 Special

    Hows this for some Golden Nuggets? You've heard about the he says, she says right? Well what they're all talking about is this. The newest podcast to give you the biggest headache yet. And whose that putting the crowbar in your earhole? That's right. A dual presentation. Get your follicles round...

    May 19, 2011

    55m
25. 6

    Episode 6: Getting The Guitar Sound

    Oi! You in the Corner! Yeah you! What are you doing? You don't know! Are you not aware that there is currently serious business underway? ARE YOU NOT! Well Douglas Bader is and he has no legs and doesn't afraid of anything! So you better damn well get in the know! We call it episode 6 of ABFM!

    May 19, 2011

    57m
26. 5

    Episode 5: Keyboards And Synths

    There was once a time when there was nothing. Before this time was Episode 4 then you listen to it and what else is there to do? NOTHING! In response the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster has seen fit to provide Episode 5. Actually I lie. No flying pasta did anything. It was all me and I am the…

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    May 19, 2011

    53m
27. 4

    Episode 4: Listen To You

    Just like how every old East-Asian man is actually a Ninja master ABFM is back again with more crap metaphors, more references to Eoins mom and a hint of really bad concepts. Will Anna return next episode after the mistreatment in this one? Will Luke ever like decent music. Will Eoin ever provide…

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    May 19, 2011

    59m
28. 3

    Episode 3: Assembling Your Digital Studio

    BOOM! ABFM back with a vengeance! Got your tampons strapped in? Good, ‘cus you’ll need em. Where is Microsoft Mary you ask? Gone until people want to know what comes after rule number 5 we say. Right nuff speaking. Load this Lumberjack up and spray sawdust everywhere!

    May 19, 2011

    54m
29. 2

    Episode 2: Choosing Your Space

    Due to BT bringing major fail and suck episode 2 of ABFM is shorter by half an hour. This episode has been uploaded from the great state of Minnesota and is brought to you by the US Airforce.

    May 19, 2011

    34m
30. 1

    Episode 1: So You Want To Be A Star?

    The first episode of ABFM. The show includes news, sport, the rules of the internet and more. The set list is as follows: 1. Our New Hospital Sucks - Pagan Wanderer Lu 2. I Hear You Calling - Gob 3. Rent A Wreck - Suburban Kids With Biblical Names 4. You Are A Conductor - The Constantines 5....

    May 19, 2011

    53m