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ABSOLUTELY NOT with ATXHills

As a former pre-k teacher, We will discuss everything from the crazy things your kids have said to current events to advice about troubled teens. This is an place for you not just to listen but to interact and be apart of the discussions.

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  1. 9

    Two gangs in one week!

    I Joined TWO Gangs in Elementary School… In the SAME Week 😅 | Absolutely Not! with ATX HillsWhat kind of kid accidentally joins two different gangs in elementary school… in the same week?Apparently… me.In this episode of Absolutely Not with ATX Hills, I’m telling one of the wildest stories from my childhood. From trying to fit in, to making terrible decisions with the confidence only an elementary school kid can have, this story gets more ridiculous with every turn.No, this isn’t a crime documentary. It’s just proof that kids will commit 100% to the dumbest ideas imaginable.If you’ve ever done something just because your friends were doing it… you’re going to relate to this one.🎙️ In this episode:* How I accidentally joined two different gangs* The chaos that followed* What elementary school “gang life” actually looked like* Why kids make hilariously terrible decisionsIf you laughed, hit Like, Subscribe, and turn on notifications for more stories every week.👇 Tell me in the comments:What’s the dumbest thing you did just to fit in as a kid?#AbsolutelyNot #ATXHills #Storytime #ComedyPodcast #FunnyStories #StandUpComedy #ChildhoodStories #Comedy #Podcast #ElementarySchool

  2. 8

    Student achievement

    Nothing makes me more proud than to watch and hear about the accomplishments of my former students.When this episode, we will be speaking with two of my former students Cam Dickey and Ivan Garcia. We’ll talk about past experiences when they were my students at my team program. We also hear about their time in Mexico and some of the achievements that they’ve had. Stay tuned you don’t wanna miss this.

  3. 7

    The Petty King

    From Talk about it Thursday Tea to one of the most embarrassing field trips down memory lane. These stories will have you laughing. We will find out just how “The Petty King” came to be.

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    No Place Like Home

    Just got back from a family vacation. What could go wrong when traveling 5 hours by car with a 2 year old heading to the Gulf Coast for some fun on the Beach... Well apparently a lot can go wrong. Lets talk about it.

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    Labels

    The thing about having a label put on you is that sometimes you become what they say you are. For a child this can be very difficult to overcome especially when it's coming from the ones that are suppose to help you find your way. In this episode you will hear how I lived up to the labels that was placed on me and how I created new ones.

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    Dramatic Play

    My favorite center was dramatic play when I was a preschool teacher. You get to watch the students imagination come to life. But sometimes that imagination becomes a full blown episode of "The Wire"... wel at least in my class. Come listen to what happens when you try to leave the knee High Killers!

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    Prek Prom

    Do you remember your prom? Have you ever wondered what a pre-K prom would be like? Me neither but I’m going to tell you about the mess it became and the lesson I took away from it at the end of it all.

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    Parent, Teacher entanglement

    On this episode ATX Hills speaks with Archie (aka JT) about his relationships with the parents of some of his former students as well as why he no longer works in the education field.

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    Show and tell

    My favorite day of kindergarten was show and tell, but there’s always that one kid that brings the most outlandish and disturbing items. https://anchor.fm/atxhills/message

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    Bad Parent or No Parent?

    This is the very first episode of 'Absolutely Not!' On this episode you will hear a story about one of the nicest thing I ever heard Gavin say to help out a fellow classmate... BUT... in true Gavin fashion, he had to put a little extra on his good deed. During the parent teacher conference, Big Gavin asked a question that even I had to think about. Now I ask you that same question. Please let me know your answer. 

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

As a former pre-k teacher, We will discuss everything from the crazy things your kids have said to current events to advice about troubled teens. This is an place for you not just to listen but to interact and be apart of the discussions.

HOSTED BY

ATX HILLS

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As a former pre-k teacher, We will discuss everything from the crazy things your kids have said to current events to advice about troubled teens. This is an place for you not just to listen but to interact and be apart of the discussions.

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