Absurdia

K&G propose to part ways with separate podcasts—"Cooking With K.", and "G. Whillikers' Puppetcastmagorium", featuring G.'s new ventriloquism-on-the-podcast routine. G. feeds the masses with 22,000 coffees. Society crumbles.Sponsored by American ZoetropeCreated, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith guests Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah Winfrey, Senator Bernie Sanders, Sir David Attenborough, Will Smith, Matt Damon, Tom Hanks, Max Weinberg, Chris Rock, Morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Sir Ian McKellen, Homer Simpson, and featuring the late Sir Alec Guinness.Copyright © Absurdia Studios 2025Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.aiClosing track "King Tutt" by Zombie Cookout (2020)used by Absurdia Studios under licence from phat cat Blake MacKayKPM music used under licence from APM Music"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G fight armed birds and soup-wielding riff raff in a police state in the search for a rogue AI.Sponsored by KBAG—non-stop bagpipe radioCreated, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith guests Sissy Slithers, April Ocker-Bing, and Herp Soresyand featuring random homeless people.Copyright © Absurdia Studios 2025Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.aiOpening track "Walk in a Nightmare" by Syd Dale (1966)KPM music used under licence from APM Music"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop"by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop"by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G bring their irrelevant filmic insights to an entire episode. How the hell did Harrison Ford agree to this?Sponsored by Cinematic Funhouse AbsurdiaCreated, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith guest Harrison Fordand featuring Wilhelm's CreamCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2025Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.Opening track "Big Buzz" by Keith Mansfield (1976)music used under licence from KPM APM Music"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop"by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia StudiosIncidental music used under licence from APM Music

K&G reminisce about the formation of Los Furios and the early days of the band with sex on tap, drugs not earplugs, and raucous rock 'n' roll louder than a New Orleans brothel in January completely derailing the discussion and ruining the episode.Sponsored by Kenjiko LabCreated, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith guests Hooliganand featuring Jock Daniel's Iced TeaCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2025Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with the voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.Opening track "Mobster Bisque" by Zombie Cookoutused under licence from mad cat Blake by Absurdia Studios"River Calm" by The Furios ©Los Furios 1998"Turn Around" by Los Furios ©Los Furios 2024Closing track "Not My Fault" by Hooligan ©Hooligan 2004"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykhused under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia StudiosIncidental music used under licence from APM Musichttps://apmmusic.com

K&G give over to an AI host to run a new game show giving away a brand new car! And then carefully explain how to crash it.Sponsored by Organ Juice™ by JJuice!®Created, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith guest Gen Aand featuring John RamboCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2025Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with the voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.Opening track "Troubleshooter" by Alan Hawkshaw (1973)music used under licence from KPM APM Music"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G reunite post-K's incarceration to interview the new governor of Absurdia, wonder what they can say when very little gets past the censor, and find no conversation in Neil Young.Sponsored by Pizza Now!Created, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith guest Neil YoungCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2025Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with the voices from ElevenLabs, Lovo.ai, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.Opening track "Action Drive" by Johnny Pearson (1970)music used under licence from KPM APM Music"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykhused under CC BY-NC"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

Absurdia City Studios gets a smashing upgrade in time for K&G to probe the local elections. Who will Absurdia vote for? Who will tell us what to do? Who will repair the electoral machines? Is anyone left? Who is right?Call 911!Sponsored by the System That Works For You.Created, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gand special guest Chris Lumbfeaturing Harrison FordCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2022Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.aiOpening track "Jet Set" by Mike Vickers © KPM 1972Music used under licence from APM Music"Counting Bills" by qubodup is licensed under CC BY 3.0 by Absurdia Studios"Footsteps Pacing Back and Forth" by ultradust is licensed under CC BY 4.0 by Absurdia Studios"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G get all nostalgic about their Gen X punk salad days and how great music used to be and how shit it is now but the editor has removed it because nobody cares.Instead, they needlessly pit genres against each other to fight like Kilkenny cats and record the results. Listen now!Sponsored by other podcasts you should listen to instead of this one.Created, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith additional performance by Hunter Davisand featuring Lee Van Cleef, who died in 1989 and is buried anonymously.Copyright © Absurdia Studios 2022Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.aiOpening track "The Great Escape" by John Cameron © KPM 1972Closing track "In The Crowd" by William Farley & Dennis Bovell © KPM 1981and "Praise God I'm Satisfied" by Blind Willie Johnson (1927)Music used under licence from APM Music"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G flaunt their polish in the Art episode with their bad taste and pop cultism. Don't be persuaded!Meandering from movies to music, they seem as though informed and interview Vancouver music poster boy Steve Kitchen about trash.Sponsored by Bargain Broderick's Typo TitlesCreated, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gand special guest Chris Lumbfeaturing Harrison Fordand Steve KitchenCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2022Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.aiOpening track "Pursued by Humans" and "Attack of the Bumblebee" by The Pleiadians © The Pleiadians 2022music used under licence from APM Music"Counting Bills" by Iwan Gabovitch used under licence CC BY-3.0 by Absurdia Studios"Game background Music loop short" (as "A Comedy Moment") by Manuel Graf used and licensed under CC BY by Absurdia Studios"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

Was the Death episode too funny? Get your fix of darkness from our Comedy episode. It isn't funny at all!K&G look for the moral high ground on the open mic stage and speak but don't listen to Bill Cosby.Sponsored by Silas Muck & SonsCreated, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith no guestsand not featuring Bill CosbyCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2022Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.created with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.aiOpening track "Four O'Clock Earthquake" (1972) by John Cameronmusic used under licence from APM Music"Chime of Doom" by Kostas17 used under licence CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios"Game background Music loop short" (as "A Comedy Moment") by Manuel Graf used and licensed under CC BY by Absurdia Studios"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G give away money to homeless callers live on the podcast and it's keeping G. awake.Sponsored by The Thing You Need!Created, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith additional performance by Shelah Lencarand featuring John Wayne CasseroleCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2022Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing, sound design and mastering by G.Created with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.aiBoss songs "Dubwave Mariachi" and "The Tee Off" used under licence from boss dude Blake by Absurdia Studios"33 music boxes" by klankbeeld used under licence CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios"Music box 01" by LG used under licence CC BY 3.0 by Absurdia Studios"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under licence CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G take calls live on the podcast and tackle the terminus of death by selling timeshares. Lenny Relentless completes a verandah.Sponsored by Pizza Now!Created, written and produced by K&GPerformed by K&Gwith guest The Unhappy Reaperfeaturing Lenny RelentlessCopyright © Absurdia Studios 2022Subscribe at absurdia.coEditing and sound design by G.Mastered by Jamie Sitar at OUTTA TOWN SOUNDcreated with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.aiOpening track "The Hell Raisers" by Syd Dale (1966)music used under licence from APM Music"Mexican Hat Dance" (as "Muerte todos las dias") by Jordan Gosselin used and licensed under CC BY by Absurdia Studios"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by SergeQuadrado used under CC BY-NC"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

Iconoclastic, anarchistic, observational social commentary by a couple of old punks.The world hasn't gone crazy. It was always crazy. Laugh it up.Absurdia is a serialised comedy. The first episode is 1.