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Accidentally Punching Celebrities
by Sean Heffron
You've discovered one of Sean Heffron's books! May your earholes embrace the magic.
Episodes
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Chapter 16: The Choice
Chapter 16: The Choice. Pat makes....you guessed it. Wait, you didn't guess it? A choice. Pat makes a choice. Sheesh.
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Chapter 15: KO'd: The Hollywood Agent
Chapter 15: KO'd: The Hollywood Agent. Mark has one last surprise that may just save their butts. And their friendship. I'm not crying, you're crying.
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Chapter 14 (Part 2) - The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good
Chapter 14 (Part 2) - The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Feeling abandoned and ready to quit Punching Celebrities, Pat opens up to a police officer. Is it betrayal or freedom?
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Chapter 14 (Part 1): The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good
Chapter 14 (Part 1): The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Pat contemplates multiple exit strategies when a familiar face returns. Not all good things come in twos.
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Chapter 13 (Part 2): Tragedy: The Comedian
Chapter 13 (Part 2): Tragedy: The Comedian. Someone else punches a rising star, putting him into a coma. He posts it on the Punching Celebrities website, causing a huge rift between Pat and Mark as they decide what to do next.
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Chapter 13 (Part 1): Tragedy: The Comedian
Chapter 13 (Part 1): Tragedy: The Comedian. Mark doesn't handle the Chad Trench situation well, and Pat gives him some space. Pat hopes some time with Riley and Jillisa will return things to normal. But these are not normal ladies.
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Chapter 12 (Part 2): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn
Chapter 12 (Part 2): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Pat and Mark experience movie-making magic as extras in a Chad Trench movie. Oh yeah! Unfortunately, things don't go as planned. Oh no!
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Chapter 12 (Part 1): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn
Chapter 12 (Part 1): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Spending time around celebrities is getting to Pat's head. Michael Smith thinks he's able to get them close to the sexiest man alive...that's not going to help.
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Chapter 11 (Part 2): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time
Chapter 11 (Part 2): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat finally arrives at the home of Moose Campbell, his childhood hero. And gets his ass kicked.
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Chapter 11 (Part 1): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time
Chapter 11 (Part 1): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat's favorite actor is a cheesy horror movie star named Moose Campbell, who happens to live a few hundred miles from Vegas. Pat and Mark rent a Volkswagen Beetle with a suggestive license plate and hit the road. Pat looks…
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Chapter 10: The Answer: Choosing Favorites
Chapter 10: The Answer: Choosing Favorites. Now indentured servants, Pat and Mark decide no one can accuse them of being malicious if they go after their favorite celebrities. They couldn't be more different, and unfortunately, neither is James Roday.
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Chapter 9: The Puppeteer
Chapter 9: The Puppeteer. Still sore from getting squashed into the street, Pat and Mark are looking forward to getting home. But Michael Smith (Agent to the Stars) threatens to press charges unless they find other celebrities to add to the list. Balls.
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Chapter 8 (Part 2): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns
Chapter 8 (Part 2): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark taste life on the other side of the velvet rope, mingling backstage with Mark's favorite gourmet meats. He wants to call an audible when he sees Rainn Wilson, but Pat convinces him to stick to the plan. One thing they didn't plan for?...
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Chapter 8 (Part 1): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns
Chapter 8 (Part 1): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark head to Las Vegas for a staged hit on Rod Turner, a young actor in need of some publicity (and a name change). Before their moment in the spotlight, Mark picks up a girl at a Blackjack table and works his mojo. It makes the saints cry.
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Chapter 7 (Part 2): The Setup
Chapter 7 (Part 2): The Setup. A heartfelt Star-Wars reference makes Pat realize he's pot-committed on Mark's Idea. He also realizes Mark is going to do this with him or without him.
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Chapter 7 (Part 1): The Setup
Chapter 7 (Part 1): The Setup. Pat has every intention of shutting down the Punching Celebrities website and backing away from Mark's demon-baby of an idea. But one phone call from a Hollywood agent gives Mark a new approach. Nothing can be easy, right?
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Chapter 6 (Part 2): The Precinct
Chapter 6 (Part 2): The Precinct. Despite Mark's best efforts, the police are not idiots (although they are very tan). Our two favorite guys get a free ride in the Blue-and-White cruiser. This is starting to feel like an episode of Dateline.
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Chapter 6 (Part 1): The Precinct
Chapter 6 (Part 1): The Precinct. Pat knows he's screwed. Doomed to a life of holding onto the soap in the communal shower. Fortunately, Mark finds some friends who will cover for them.
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Chapter 5 (Part 2): Mark's Premiere: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Chapter 5 (Part 2): Mark's Premiere: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pat discovers a new level of hell in a sea of cross-dressing super-fans. He also discovers his best friend's new trick: Going Rogue.
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