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According to Nick Youssef
by Nick Youssef
Nick Youssef's thoughts on music, style, boxing, bikes, coffee, ethnic identity, love and other culture related topics I normally annoy my friends about.
Episodes
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Columbia Chronicles #10: Fall '24 Semester Up to Present Day
If you made it this far, awesome. If not, well then you're not reading this sentence so you go to hell you son of a bitch. Ok, back to you, the person who made it this far. I love you. So the fall semester is my hardest one yet in some ways because I had to stack all my classes onto two days so I...
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Columbia Chronicles #9: Summertiiiiiiiiime and the Livin's Not So Easy
I signed up to take the entire second year of my Arabic foreign language requirement in an eight week intensive semester. That's 30 weeks of language crammed into EIGHT WEEKS. I had no choice though. Check out the episode and see why. Subscrive to the Patreon! patreon.com/atny
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Columbia Chronicles #8: Mid Life or Whole Life Crisis?
Last spring I started telling a few more people what was going on with my new journey art Columbia. Naturally, that led to questions about a mid life crisis. I talk about my thoughts on those and other periods of major change or growth or both in life. Subscribe to the Patreon!!...
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Columbia Chronicles #7: Glimpses Into the Regular World
Getting on an early wake up schedule, commuting with 9-5 ers uptown and accomplishing a mountain of things before 10am was wild. Later that school year, a bunch of work fell through on the road so I also started walking dogs part time to keep things together. It was an intense and humbling spring...
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Columbia Chronicles #6: Taking it Beyond Seriously
Halfway through first semester and I'm that student now. Front row and center, raising my hand, going all out on every assignment and getting frustrated when students don't contribute to the learning environment. WHO IS THIS PERSON I HAVE BECOME????? Joint the Patreon for more. patreon.com/atny
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Columbia Chronicles #5: Stationery Nerd Out Episode
Pens, pencils, notebooks and other fun gadgets that come with being back in school. Love it. Join the Patreon!! patreon.com/atny
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Columbia Chronicles #4: Test Anxiety and Campus Protests
Never knew I had test anziety until my first quiz in Arabic class. I've been managing it, but still struggling with it. Also, I talk about the start of the Oct. 7th protests on campus and how they felt throughout the semester. My experience was obviously much different than the students new to…
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Columbia Chronicles #3
Picking up where I Ieft off. I talk about which classes I took in my first semester and the crazy amounts of work and how my feelings of imposter syndrome compared to starting in standup and taking college classes twenrty years ago. Hope you're liking these. Please leave comments on my YouTube or...
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Columbia Chronicles #2
In this episode, I talk about orientation week and the realities of entering a whole new world and feeling levels of discomfort, outsiderness and imposter syndrome I haven't had in 15 years. If you like these please get on the Patreon for more in depth stuff as it happens. I need to build that…
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Columbia Chronicles #1
This will be part of a series of mini episodes about my decision to apply to Columbia University and how my journey has been going since the summer of 2023. Hope you enjoy these and please check out the Patreon for more videos and writing about all of this. I started chronicling it there before....
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Time Travel and Your Robot Amazon Boss
Who would I actually meet if I went back in time? Also, the robots are coming (again). HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on...
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Emotional Likes and Spoiler Filters
I know that I don't know enough so you won't be hearing about Middle East politics from me. Look for the experts and find their books and studies. Read them. There are. no answers or sulotiuns but there are nuanced facts that are worth wrapping your head around. On another subject, we need a…
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Keep It Movin'
Trying to fight the many forces of nature. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp...
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UFOAP of Fyre
Quick stop at the coffee of the week then what should happen to you if you attend the new Fyre Fest. Later, what is going on with all this new UFO/UAP news. Is it great or more of the same nothinness? HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET?...
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Wedding Trip Weekend
Went to my cousin's wedding in southeast Washington State. Weddings aren't common in the Youssef family so it was an extra special occasion. This week's coffee is by Methodical out of Greenville, SC. There is a dedicated video for it on the Youtube the channel as well. Later I talk about how...
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Bad Montana & Retro Future Cyclists
I go over a few news stories that caught my eye: Canada fires, Montana laws and a study on why humans imrove at sports. I also do week three of the coffee reviews which I'm really enjoying. I hope you are too. Feel free to let me know in comments etc. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET?...
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Free Eggs and AC!
Everything should be free and Skiplagged is the best travel website on earth. I break it all down. All the world's problms solved. Done. You're welcome. In return: HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it!...
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Limitless to Limited
I review the coffee of the week and it's one of my new favorites. P.S if you join the Patreon you get a discount on a Drink Trade coffee bag order. I complain about how little time we have these days to watch a show or movie before there are countless reviews plastered all over the internet.…
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Action Stars and Movie Theaters
I watched Mission Impossible 7 (no spoilers I promise) and it got me so pumped on action movies. I list the best action stars and why. Later, I get into why movie theaters are doomed and where the future of brick and mortar stores and live experiences might be heading. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW...
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Remembories
After a quick little aside on how annoying some dog owners can be, I review Drink Trade, the coffee subscription program we're using and why it's so good for any level of coffee connesieur. Then I crack open the observations book and talk about my earliest memories and how the things we remember…
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The Bagel Arnold Thread
It's 7 million degrees in NYC. In this epiosode I explain why Thread won't work and why there will never be a "Twitter killer" app. Also that Arnold doc is amazing. Also also-- HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? Go like and comment on it so the algorithim will deem it worthy of promotion....
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Cone Dog!
The pup had his balls chopped off so now he's a cone head for the next ten days. Also, I fucked my back up badly so I go over some of existential dread that came pouring into my head as I lay motionless for a week. HAVE OYU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? Go like and comment on it so the algorithim...
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Better LAte than Never
On a recent trip to LA to promote this special and I noticed I'm not hating it there as much. Later, Ricky rudely interrupted me, my cameras went out and I implore you to watch my special and SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL. These little things make the difference. Subscribers and likes are how the...
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Grateful Dread
Getitng excited for my special which premieres FEB. 17TH on YouTube. Subscribe and watch! I talk about my upcoming trip to LA and what it has been like playing old beautiful theaters across the country with my pal Nick Swardson. Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new…
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Cut the Etiquette
I railed against this new etiquette guide written by the most out of touch, elitist sounding writers from The Cut. I mean it's truly worthless information. I did the first 30. Maybe I'll do the rest in next week's episode. If you want to read them for yourselves, here's the link:...
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Gym Chili Slap Champ
How I mentally prep myself to hit the gym. Speaking of strengh, SLAP FIGHTING IS A SPORT NOW????? Subscribe to the Youtube channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special coming sooooooooon. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use…
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The First Five Miles
I love riding my bike. It's great for my mental and physical health. What I hat isd getitng up and starting the ride. HATE IT. Something occred to me today on mile 15 that I want to share. Later I talk about my resolutions, learning to be organized, efficient and maybe taking my own goddamn…
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It's a Wonderful Polar Cyclone Blizzard Vortex
I watched It's A Wonderful Life for the first time. My quick review. Plus an update on my special and my med withdrawls. Happy Holidays. Subscribe to the Youtube channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special coming sooooooooon. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link....
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No Restrictions, Musk Sux, Dog Sweaters Rule
I talk about how creativity has finally been democratized and we have more opportunity than ever and what comed with that ias more comaplaining than ever. Also, I shit on Elon Musk becuase he sucks. Fuck him. Then, sharp lef turn to how I was so wrong about dog sweaters and it's for reasons you…
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When the Inmates Ran the Store
A brain zap update reminded me of a fun Comedy Store story then most of the episode turned into talking about the Golden Era of the Store (2000- 2010). It was the last decade of the club being an artistic playground with no rules or boundaries of any kind. Comics and comedy came first. Everything...
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Z-uhoh-loft
Staying Sane on Black Friday, 3Sixteen Crosscut flannels, Coffee of the Week, a new hat and Zoloft withdrawls. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support…
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Murder For Profit
Murderers, swindlers, mass shooters, con artists, serial killers are now the height of entertainment. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the…
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My First Vote, Time Capsules and ASMRing
I voted for the first time in my life! Another first was going to New Hampshire which was cool and odd and heroin-ey. Later on I talk about how depressing most hotels are and trying to understand why ASMR is so appealing to people. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link....
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Stop Saying LA and NY Are Dangerous
The majority of people who make these claims have spent ZERO time in either. I live in both. You're wrong. Also, I almost got mugged in not NY or LA. Also also, I review a coffee from Trade Coffee, a new subscription coffee delivery service we're using to try stuff from all over. This is not an…
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Surprise Drop In Guest
Hint: he's 6 months old and he barks a lot and he just peed on the rug goddamnit hold on I gotta clean this up. Orson no potty on the rug only outside come here you little punk. Any guesses? My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code:...
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I'm An American Citizen Now
I'm back after a much needed rest. Let's catch up. We'll start with me becoming an American citizen a month or so ago. I'll fill you in on the process and ceremony. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount...
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Be 29% More Annoying
How to get it done. Plus! I'm only 1K away from the fundraising goal. Let's get there. https://gofund.me/03941f91 My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support...
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Adjustments!
Some more developments! Click to donate: https://gofund.me/03941f91 https://gofund.me/03941f91 https://gofund.me/03941f91 https://gofund.me/03941f91 https://gofund.me/03941f91 http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Holy Funding Sh*t!
This has been an emotional week-- both good and bad. Quick gofundme update, got my first podcast sponsor and I hate Delta and the car rental company Sixt with a seething passion. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the...
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A new Segment, Boston and Aging Dogs
I didn't get to the aging dogs part, but we'll do it next time. Excited to work on this new segment. Let me know what you think. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify:...
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Summer, Style & Sexxxxxxxx
It feels good out in NY which makes me miss LA (only a tiny bit), I found a rad new clothing store in Chicago and problems with meds and my deeeeeeeeiiiiiiiick. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here:...
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Canelo, Chicago, Concerts
What the Canelo/Bivol fight did for boxing, heading to DC and Chicago and seeing the return of Ryan Adams at Carnegie Hall. Not necessarily in that order. 0:00 Intro 1:10 New neon sign 1:12 Coffee tolerance 6:21 Canelo Bivol fight 21:43 DC Chicago info 28:07 Ryan Adams Carnegie Hall 43:40 10 yrs...
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JF Harris
My pal J.F harris comes by to talk about his first standup special that's now available on YouTube for F R E E so watch it for F R E E. JF's Special: https://youtu.be/6UwA31_X16E Follow JF: @thejfharris Website: www.jfharris.com Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers…
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Florida, Fighting and Firing
St. Pete is good weird, that Spence/Ugas fight was good good and my ceramics skills are bad good. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple...
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ATNY #29 Spring Rides
Back on the saddle. Back in pain? Going slow on the bike these first few rides. Plus lots of yoga and how I was so wrong about it. Ah the joys of exercise in your late 30s. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the…
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ATNY #28 Middle of West and East
The midwest is soooooooooo midwest. Plus, my thoughts on Kansas City bbq, supporting small business and how to order espresso at coffee bars. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify:...
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ATNY #27 Well, I Heard...
I heard stuff too. Doesn't mean I know it all. Or anything for that matter. I don't know. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music:...
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ATNY #26 Scams, Swindlers and Suckers
After the last white house con job is anyone surprised by the Anna Delvey Sorokin or Simon Leviev's of the world anymore? This is the American Dream! Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify:...
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ATNY #25 Ready, Set... Goooono Wait Hold On
I always have to remind myself to just start. [Insert inspirational quote on success here]. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple…
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ATNY #24 Freeze Curds
Negative 20?!?!?! I also shoveled snow and curds. Support my Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music:...
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